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Boba Rhett
12-03-2003, 10:47 AM
IMMEDIATELY CHECK YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES:

LEWINSKY VIRUS - sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what it did.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS - quits after one byte

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS - your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly expands to 200mb.

DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS - deletes all old files.

ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS - you can no longer insert disks into your computer.

TITANIC VIRUS - your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS - everything in your computer goes Goofy.

PROZAC VIRUS - screws up your ram, but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS - only attacks minor files.

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS - terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS - turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.

VIAGRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.



hehehe.. oldie but a goodie. :D

Darth Homer
12-03-2003, 03:13 PM
You have just received the "West Virginia Virus!!!"

Since we don't have no programming experience, this Virus works on the honor system.

Please delete all the files on your hard drive, and manually forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list.

Thank y'all for your cooperation.

Sivy
12-03-2003, 03:23 PM
:lol:

very good :D

Originally posted by Boba Rhett

VIAGRA VIRUS - turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive.



:rofl:

WolfmanNCSU
12-09-2003, 03:03 PM
HA HA. I thought this was a serious thread when I read the title. Nice find!! :thumpsup:

no1
11-15-2009, 08:29 PM
Lol last 4 really gave it away