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Boba Rhett
12-05-2003, 04:42 AM
"What the hell was that all about?" you may be asking? well I'll tell you what it was about!

Here's what we're going to do. I supply you all with three words and you have to make the funniest/stupidest poem you can, encorprating those three words! Sound like fun? We'll you're doing it anyway! :indif:

Here's an example using the words, Emu, Shorts, and Sucking

Shorts; like a cage they are
sucking the life from betwixt my legs
releasing it to the wind
where the emu shall feast upon it
there is only pain

See? Ok, here are the first three to use: Foam, Candy Canes, Rhett

aaaaaaaaaannnnnnd GO!

Darth Homer
12-05-2003, 05:20 AM
giant foam snakes
slithering about the floor
eating all the candy canes
then begging rhett for more

12-05-2003, 09:42 AM
Oh gawd, look at that foam.
Look out, candy canes and pets
What creeps out to eat you
Is none other than Rhett!

Havoc Stryphe
12-05-2003, 11:16 AM
Rhett, from whence they came.
the candy canes will roam,
our world, the likes, never the same,
least of all, the packing foam.

12-05-2003, 11:51 AM
Rhett had been a very bad boy,
He didn't deserve not one single toy.
So he got in his car and went to see Santa at the Mall
To beg for Kotor - boy he had some Balls,
But Santa said No, Rhett you have been very Bad
Santa started to explain why he was so mad
"You shooved A candy Cane right up Chase's Butt!
You lit his favorite Action Figure on Fire - Poor Jabba the Hutt!"
Santa was so mad he started foaming at the mouth!
"CALM DOWN SANTA - there's no need to shout!
I'm sorry santa", rhett said, and then he started to pout.

I'll finish later...

12-05-2003, 12:17 PM
A bath of elves and foam,
Rhett’s slaves did not moan.
Promise them all a "candy cane",
He always was a bit insane.

12-05-2003, 02:36 PM
Rhett, great stuff on Sinterklaas-evening in Holland.
Sinterklaas is...oh I'm sure other Dutchmen will explain that. (Anyone ?)
What matters, is that Sinterklaas in Holland deals a lot with...yep, poems ! (rhymes, in this case).

With that cultural info, here's mine:

Rhett let out this moan
his mouth obscured by foam
as he drooled like a man insane
over a pile of candy cane.

12-05-2003, 10:09 PM
Rhett looked down his shirt at a stain
and thought this is such a great pain.
But his eyes floated south,
And he foamed at the mouth,
At the sight of my large candy cane.

I like limericks. :D

12-05-2003, 10:48 PM
Rhett ate some candy canes,
Foam came out of his mane.
Yep, Rhett's a lion.


Sam Fisher
12-06-2003, 02:05 AM
"He's our Rhett,
He beds with styrofoam(sp?) Fett,
He throws back his mane, when he sees a candy cane.

12-06-2003, 02:28 AM
Shan's was the best...I'll have to come up w/ one later it's late right now.