View Full Version : Last Line in RotK (Parody)

Boba Rhett
12-09-2003, 07:57 AM
OK, here's how this works, make up the funniest ending line/scene you can for RotK. I'll give some examples:

1.Frodo and Sam make it to the heart of Mordor, where they discover tin-faced Doctor Doom waiting for them, stripped from the waist down, bent over and peering over his shoulder at them sheepishly. With heavy hearts they both soon realise that, "Mount Doom" was not a location, but a command.

2.Pippin: "You know? I wonder whatever happened that evil old Saruman?"

Merry: "Who?"

3. "Frodo: I'm about to throw the ring in, Sam. Any last words?
Sam: Yes, Mr. Frodo. Let me see that ring before you toss it in. I've never gotten to even hold it.
Frodo: Here you go...
Sam: Sucker! Now I shall rule all of Middle-Earth!"

Samwise rules the land with malice and spite forever more.

4. Legolas: "What are you going to do now Aragorn that you are the true King of all men?"
Aragorn: "Gandolf, or maybe Merry and Pippen. It's good to be the king."

5. Sam: "After all we've been through Frodo, do you know what the best thing is?"
Frodo: "What might that be, Sam?"
Sam: "I just saved a ****-load of money by switching to Geico!"

6. Aragorn finally answers the age old question as to whether elf booty got soul, in a 25 minute sweaty sexcapade featuring Aragorn, Arwen, Galadriel, Merry, Pippin and twenty three gallons of lime Jello.

7. Unnamed Orc: "DAMN, Hobbit tastes good!

8. Aragorn: "Tell me Eowyn... are youat all familiar with the term... Mènage A Trois?"

Ok, now your turn. :D Annnnnnd GO!

Darth Homer
12-09-2003, 10:12 PM
*after ring is destroyed SOMEHOW*


12-09-2003, 11:08 PM
Legolas: "What are you going to do now Aragorn that you saved Middle Earth and have become the true King of all men?"
Aragorn: "I'm goin to Disney Land!"

(sry, couldn't help it :) )

Darth Homer
12-09-2003, 11:56 PM
*Head Elf whats-his-name suddenly thrusts his hand into the nearest soldier who morphs into a copy of Head Elf*

Smith-Elf: Now, MISter Aragorn...you will die...it is...inevitable!

*Aragorn puts on sunglasses & huge hand-to-hand fight begins*