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BongoBob
12-13-2003, 12:48 AM
I am sorry if this should be in the academy forums or in the Valley, but I want experiences from all games.
Mine:
JKII:Some bastards kicked me for using lightning. Use absorb jackwholes :rolleyes:

Today in JA:I was playin at my cousins house and there was noone playing no force saber only FFA. So I join a full force full weapons game. I start playing, and there is this one a-hole that would'nt use his saber at all, while everyone else was playing sabers only basically(aka, using guns once in a blue moon). So at the very end I say, "Learn to use at least non cheap weapons!" All of a sudden everyone gets pissed off at me. This one dude said(warning, vulgarity ahead)...
You sucked my dick, you ****ed me up the ass, you're a horse raper!, etc, etc
They kept voting to kick me, but for some strange reason, even when the vote was 5-1, the vote still didn't pass. So right as I had to go, I said to him(see above warning)...
You said that I sucked yur dick, and that I ****ed you up the ass, well thats not right. As I recall, you would have to grow one before I could do those things. Now goodbye to the one person on here that kept voting no, and to everyone that said I was a dick, especially you Eubs, a big, STFU!

Please share your experiences with lamers or *******s on any online game.
:D

Sam
12-13-2003, 01:23 AM
You didn't vote no for yourself?:confused:

jokemaster
12-13-2003, 01:30 AM
This one time at band camp...

Oh, wrong thread.

Anyway, one time I was playing CTF, but there was this one guy on my team who kept T-King everyone, so I said "could you please not do that" and guess what? HE WAS THE FREAKING HOST! then I got kicked

Jedi Luke
12-13-2003, 01:37 AM
I'll tell you one that happened to me last week. (I'll think of more later).

I went to a server that had the Kotor flight school map. I joined the server and there were about 4 players on it. Now this server was very very very laggy. I kept on ending up on the bottom of the map, (still alive). After about 10 mins, I said "Is someone doing anything to stop the lag?", just a normal question, i wasn't pissed or anything. 5 seconds later they started voting to kick me. I left before they could however saying: (vulgarity in spoiler)

"Screw you all cuban c@ck smokers and chicken f@$%^*s!! Get a real server! It's no wonder there are only few players on the server! Kiss my @$$ f@$%^*s!!

I'll think of more later. The language won't be as bad as this. This one just pissed me more than ever!!

RpTheHotrod
12-13-2003, 02:41 AM
I was on a server... 6 clan members vs my team...cept I had the flag. For 20 min they couldnt kill me....so eventually when 5 of them were grouped up on me, they unbound all of my controls so I couldnt move, killed me, then bragged how easy I was to kill. They continued doing it for awhile until I left.

DarkLord60
12-13-2003, 03:29 AM
Killed someone with saber down. Guess they shouldn't have had saber down. As vader sadi it is unwise to lower your defensive weapon or something like that. :D

_PerfectAgent_
12-13-2003, 04:31 AM
Bah, lots of people whine on KOTOR Flight School. I've been vote-kicked once and been whined at several other times. Of course they make up silly rules::disaprove

:deathii: "d00dz! $hu++al r taxi! no sh00t!" (It's good for mines though!)
:deathii: "lamer i wuz on teh ground" (If you can take damage on the ground, you will get damaged by me.)
:deathii: "lamer" (In reference when I Force Pull them and they fall!)
:deathii: "no skilll lamr! dont shoot people walking!" (I'd shoot them or run them over! Fun! Funny when someone just spawns, run them over and then watch them fly away!)

But what I don't understand is why would people sit at the bottom and wait for someone to come, if they could jump a few times, die, and respawn with full health and twenty-five shields, they would get up there much quicker than waiting for someone to come down...

IG-64
12-13-2003, 06:35 AM
I stopped playing JA MP after 2 games beause:

First Game: FFA: I was setting everything up, and there was this stupid guy there. This is what happened: "fight me or i will kill you" "hold on, im setting everything up" "fight me or i will kill you" "hold on, im new" "fight me or i will kill you" "wait!" *he sliced my head off* *I finished setting up, and left*

Second Game: CTF: I'm on red team, blue team has a bunch of annoying scum fat guys (Rax Joris, Reelo) that use force speed to get the flag :rolleyes:

I really dislike MP

Sam Fisher
12-13-2003, 02:44 PM
I really haven't been lamed at all, but there is the time when an arsehole comes onto a duel server that I'm on, and kills anyone, at anytime. Ticks me off, and there isn't any voting, so we have to leave or endure it. I've told some off(without the use of any language) and they shut up. Real quick.

Elijah
12-13-2003, 03:05 PM
Im a lammer where ever I go, unless its private CTF server...

RP, how does one go about unbinding all your keys? to my knowledge, that isnt exactly yo can do from a server comming...

Mex
12-13-2003, 03:14 PM
When someone starts to lame me I forget everything else and hunt them down.

"It begins." *Terminator music*

So, I havent had much lamer experiences.

DarkLord60
12-13-2003, 03:39 PM
Originally posted by Michaelmexp
When someone starts to lame me I forget everything else and hunt them down.

"It begins." *Terminator music*

So, I havent had much lamer experiences.

LOL yeah but when there is mods in JO they can freeze you so you can't move or they just boot you if no mods. Don't you hate those mod options.

BongoBob
12-13-2003, 03:42 PM
IG, I understand, some people are just asses. Don't let that ruin MP for ya ;)
Man, those are some real arses! I tried to find that one kid Eubs or whatever his stupid name was. I couldn't. It was like he was a frickin you know what and was just saying these things and wasn't fighting me. I asked him to duel me. Win, I leave. Lose, everyone STFU. He never answered. I asked him about it again, still no answer. I finally said that he's too scared to fight me. He replied with another vote. And Everyone on there was stupid a feck because I was the only one who caught on to the fact that even if it was 100:1, I Still stayed. Idiots.

IG-64
12-13-2003, 03:57 PM
well, i don't have internet on gaming comp anymore/yet so thats blown out the window

Sam
12-13-2003, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by IG-64

Second Game: CTF: I'm on red team, blue team has a bunch of annoying scum fat guys (Rax Joris, Reelo) that use force speed to get the flag :rolleyes:

I really dislike MP



soooo whats wrong with using speed to get the flag?

MasterSidious
12-14-2003, 02:39 AM
Don't hate MP. When you're lamed, just lame right back. ;)

ET Warrior
12-14-2003, 08:30 AM
I dont play many video games online...so I dont really have to put up with lamers.

Tesla
12-14-2003, 08:55 AM
Well considering the fact i play Duel or Power Duel instead of FFA, you don't meet many people screaming "lamer n00b" and stuff like that.

And most FFA servers i got to have people standing around with sabers off and chatting....so i leave and go to a duel server...people have real skill on these servers. ;)

My Online Name is -

-=[DK]=-Tesla

I'm in the Dark Knights clan, visit us @ www.dknights.net

_PerfectAgent_
12-14-2003, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by IG-64
I stopped playing JA MP after 2 games beause:

First Game: FFA: I was setting everything up, and there was this stupid guy there. This is what happened: "fight me or i will kill you" "hold on, im setting everything up" "fight me or i will kill you" "hold on, im new" "fight me or i will kill you" "wait!" *he sliced my head off* *I finished setting up, and left*
It's not like you get a penalty for dying. Just click and respawn with fill health and twenty-five shields. Just set everything up before you spawn, such as in spectator mode when you just joined.

Second Game: CTF: I'm on red team, blue team has a bunch of annoying scum fat guys (Rax Joris, Reelo) that use force speed to get the flag :rolleyes:
What's wrong with using force speed to get to the flag?

Rad Blackrose
12-14-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by RpTheHotrod
I was on a server... 6 clan members vs my team...cept I had the flag. For 20 min they couldnt kill me....so eventually when 5 of them were grouped up on me, they unbound all of my controls so I couldnt move, killed me, then bragged how easy I was to kill. They continued doing it for awhile until I left.

You can stop this from ever happening again in three easy steps.

First, go into the properties of your MP config, and make it read-only.

Then, when you get into a game, bring down console, and type "exec JKIIMPconfig.cfg" immediately so it retains it in your console memory.

When the spam starts, bring down your console, immediately rename yourself, and continue executing the configuration script.

Even better, create text spam cfgs, and mix that up in your name changes and configuration switches.

That usually ****s them over.

Jo
12-14-2003, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by DarkLord60
Killed someone with saber down. Guess they shouldn't have had saber down. As vader sadi it is unwise to lower your defensive weapon or something like that. :D

really hope that was a joke, talk about lamer, saber down means im AFK, or peace sign...but, i'm probably missing the sarcasm and humor here

Khier
12-15-2003, 10:39 PM
http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119796

http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119084

http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119194

Take a gander.

There are many more threads like these in the Jedi Academy forum.

Oh and prepare to be flamed by he who flames best.....Rad.

Rad Blackrose
12-15-2003, 10:44 PM
I'll let him talk a little bit more before I break my leg off in his rectal area.

DarkLord60
12-15-2003, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by MasterJo
really hope that was a joke, talk about lamer, saber down means im AFK, or peace sign...but, i'm probably missing the sarcasm and humor here

Haha I know that was one of your clans rule a real lamer experience was when I killed the guy in the lead who of course happened to be the host so he froze me with Admin in a mod and started killing me over and over each time I would respawn I would stay frozen and he would find me. What an arse. Anyway the saber thing actually happened to me I was killed saber down and I said AFK and they claimed I was just being a sore loser and a whinner. Infact I really didn't care I had most kills in that game anyway

ExcelsioN
12-16-2003, 04:20 PM
Lol. Lamers. You cant escape 'em. :D

JA - I was playing on a server once when this player (who's name I will say because so many n00bs use it, Padawan) decided that he would force push me when I was changing my saber options (Ok, I know I should do that when I'm dead and all, I'm strongly anti-honor code). I just called him and idiot (as I often do to lamers) and carried on playing. Then I saw a vote attempting to kick me from the server. That made me real mad. I started hunting him down and killing him (and no one else). After several failed attempts to kick me (with results of about Yes:1 No:8) he left out of frustration. I laughed.

Wolfenstein: ET - This made me proper angry. This player tk'ed me with the flamethrower (on purpose), so I just went and did the same back to him. After being called a n00b and insulted, he decided to kick me saying "Come on, he's ruining our game". Realising that I wasn't wanted, I left the server. But not without a kind thankyou letter. About how I hated them, how they should go rot in hell and how they are f****** ruining this game. I've never played ET since.

Ahh the joys of laming.

BongoBob
12-18-2003, 04:44 AM
Ok, I just went to yet another game of FFA the other day at cousins 3MB cable. I start off with a very good staff DFA, and killed 2 people that...got in my way. I went on and started killing a whooole lot of people(damn n00bs). I won the round. Instead of them asking me for a few lessons, they hot vote. Kick. So then, I broke free and went to the darkside(they made me angry :D ). I started grip-throwing EVERYONE until the time was up on the vote. So then I went on under a different name. I started spamming all the moves. Twin saber spin, Staff DFA, staff kick-stab, kicked again. Changed name, spammed lightning. Kicked. Changed. Spammed grip. Etc, etc, until I got bored and left them for some good old fashoned Siege :D

Writer
12-18-2003, 06:48 PM
I once joined a ffa game in JO MP, but I suck when it comes to fighting real people, so I politely asked, "Does anyone know where I could find a server for beginners?"

The not so polite response?

"In Hell"

Actually, I thought it was funny, but I did ask a serious question and nobody was polite enough to give me a serious answer. I left and played against the game's AI... much easier.

Crow_Nest
12-19-2003, 10:08 AM
Hey if anyone lames you ask them if they wanna listen to some music, if yes tell them to type "/disco" in the console. And when they type it, see what heppens.

:cool:

/disco = disconnect :p

Troopr-Undr-Fir
12-19-2003, 03:06 PM
Well yesterday I thought I'd duel for a half an hour before I went to work out and stuff. So anyways I went to BNW west1 I think it is called (one of the only 3 i go to), and it is usually filled with some good guys. But yesterday was not one of those instances with this one crap muffin. Right when I got there he was complaining that they keep chasing him with their "noob" sticks. So I was wondering if he could back it up, and when it was his turn he kept running away from the opponent and when oppertunity arose, he would use the buterfly move for his staff. And just before this he was saying staves were for "noobs". And so I told him, "Well if you wouldn't run they wouldn't chase you." And I guess this made him go PMS crazy. So he would use his admin commands (though hes not the admin, I know the admin) to kill me if he was losing. I JUST WANTED TO STRANGLE HIM!!! I hate it when people act big over the net, it also makes me pitty them.

Sorry, I don't usually let these terd burgalars get to me...:(