View Full Version : Argh!!!!!!!!!!!1

Orca Wail
12-13-2003, 08:32 PM
Sigh....here it goes...

Take heed, my children, and now know why Orcanus Orci has been so blastmostly taken from the Earth

First, She takes the televison, "because she doesn't know what I'm watching."

Then the radio and the CD player, for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON.

Then the telephone, because She thinks I "talk to my friends too much."

So I took to the computer. While I post here, I'm blabbering on AIM, downloading movie files of favorite shows, and listening to radio web or Winamp....

...this lead to much time on the Computer, which Orcanus dubbed the Box of Joy...

...and this made Her angery...

*Sigh* Orca's gonna dissapear for a while. Not only will I be gone from here, but from the world.

I will miss you all terribly. Itsn't that sad?:D

'K. Close up the thread after me if you'd like, RemiO. :(

Remember children...I will always be with you...even when you're in the bathroom;) .

See you space cowboy,
Orca WaiL (aka Death's groupie)

PS Luv u! LOL! LOFL! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PPS If you ever miss me, think about a sad girl doing homework.

12-13-2003, 08:42 PM
Wait, hang on, I don't get it. Why does everybody assume Remi lives just to close threads and laugh? That's only a half-truth.

12-13-2003, 10:27 PM

12-14-2003, 12:19 AM
You'll just have to turn to drink to stave off the boredom.

12-14-2003, 12:52 AM
Or murder, try to kill everybody in the world. On a recent visit to london I discovered there are far more people in the world than I had first imagined so my original plan to kill them all myself will have to be revised.

12-14-2003, 01:07 AM
Agreed, PTDC. Imagine my surprise while Christmas shopping to discover that, not only did that many people exist, they could all fit into the same shop.

12-14-2003, 01:23 AM
Last year, one year ago to the day infact I was shopping in Southampton when my dad and I noted how easy it would be to put something nasty in the ventalation system of a shopping centre and kill an awful lot of people.

12-14-2003, 01:32 AM
Guhhh. I would continue my crusade to obliterate PTDC from the universe (the universe being comprised of The Harbour's "last post" list), but I feel bad about monopolising Orca Wail's leaving thread. Because, you know, being banned from El Komputa ain't no good. Soon you'll be in the gutter drinking turpentine from a hatbox, staring up at the stars and wondering why, why?! Then it will hit you full in the face like a wet cat - on closer inspection, it will turn out to be exactly that. You'll be faced with a choice - wring it out and eat it for tea, or wring it out and sell it to pharmacutical companies for experimentation? Nobody should be faced with such a moral dilemma, and all for want of being able to access The Harbour...

Perhaps you're secretly getting a quad bike for Christmas. That would be ace.

12-14-2003, 03:52 AM
So, in short, you have:

- No TV
- No radio
- No CD player
- No telephone

You must have been VERY BAD INDEED. I mean, if I were as bad as you, I would start killing. Starting with HER.

Also, I would like to say something on the two hoodlums who were having a drinking contest right here - seems ptdc passed out first - haven't you guys ever heard of AIM? Wow! I came back here since this afternoon and there were like a MILLION new posts! It was...weird. ptdc, if you kill everybody in the world, who's going to laugh at your jokes and give you backrubs?

12-14-2003, 03:57 AM
It's not that bad, being banned from the computer. I'm allowed to use it soley for quickly using the internet to access information for school. And when I say that, I mean sneak on and post 800 times on a Forum about a Computer Game.

Be a rebel, and they'll cave in. It's my plan, and already working.

12-14-2003, 04:03 AM
The only thing left for you to do is to curl into a fetal position and cry. Eventually someone will feel for you and either give you back your things, or kick you until your out of your misery, either way it'll be over.

12-14-2003, 11:41 AM
I didn't pass out. I chose to go to sleep :) As for this situation, since I've had the net there have been a couple of times where the bill has not been paid and bt have cut me off. It's only been for a few weeks but those have been the worst of my life. Then last year I went to Ireland and stayed in this horrible little hotel and I didn't even have a tv, or anything. I didn't even have a book. I nearly went mad. Nearly but not quite. On my return I became convinced that my whole family had been replaced by exact replicas and that the floor was slightly sloping. In conclusion, I'm going off to find a backrub.

12-14-2003, 12:44 PM
Poor Orca. :(

I'd die if I didn't have my computer. Half of the people I know I only know the screen names of, so if I have to ask them something important about shcool, life, death, etc., I have to use aim cause I don't know their phone numbers.

You could go live near Walden pond for a while and then write a book about it. The technology level would be about the same and you might become very famous.

Ray Jones
12-14-2003, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Alia
- No TV
- No radio
- No CD player
- No telephone

man i do remember that times.. woah.
can you imagine when i was 13 i had to go to the shop and buy the latest bravo magazine...

i always wonder what would have been i f i could have downloaded it instead.

12-14-2003, 07:50 PM
I remember having a wooden cased TV with 4 buttons for the channels, a telephone line which we shared with the neighbours, getting extremely excited when I bought a Tandy 16k computer in the sales, and even more excited when we rented a top loading VHS video recorder..........sigh.

12-15-2003, 01:03 AM
I'm not that... hehehe... old but I do remember when we did not have an actual cd player and our first tv, which was black and white and relied entirely on a huge antenna. And when we didn't have any sort of computer.

Heavens I'm a youngun, and yet I am starting to feel old...

12-15-2003, 01:37 PM
I remeber having a 56k modem. Ah the past.