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Troopr-Undr-Fir
12-20-2003, 05:04 AM
Well on Wednesday I usually go out with the guys and do what guys do, wreeck havoc. And anyways we decided to make our own Jackass version of our group of buddies. Now of course you know its winter break and all I have are my work outs (no more girlfriend), my friends, and my good ol computer :). So I'm pretty bored and I'll do anything to keep myself ocupied, so I say sure (because I don't really get hurt that easily as long as there is no breaking of bones, which I had a little run in with a week ago or so) and we go out on the town acting like men do. And my friend decides to go to the 'Adventure Dome' (indoor amusment park) and do some crazy ****. So he suggests jumping these stairs, and I usually like jumping over things like stairs just to show off. But then I saw that there were at least 25, and so I thought it through and went for it....I made it of course and was pretty sycked(sp?). So then my friend has a brilliant idea that involves these ab pulsers that are in the back of my car (you know those things that contract your muscles, but I have a super charged one that is not on a tv comercial). And he proposed I put the patches on my...how do I put this....Hoo Hoo Dilly. So after feeling invincable form my stair jump I say "HELL YES JEFF GIMME DAT ****!". So I run into the bath room with all my friends following me and I put the electro patches on my 'you know what' and give the controller over to my firend. Who inturn starts to gently turn the power up more and more. And of course im starting to make some funny noises by now. but then he turns it all the way up, and then the patches fly off and it jolts my stomach and my 'you know what' so that i puke and urinate at the same time. And on thursday they decided to show a screening of what we did, and it made my lower half cringe :(. NOT one of my prouder moments.


Oh but don't get me wrong, with all my free time I'll most certainly be going out with them again doing senceless crap like this again (can you tell I'm bored? Not to mention the three threads I've made in the past 2 days :rolleyes: )

So I just was wondrin if any of you have done somthing similar to my friends and me being bored???

IG-64
12-20-2003, 05:11 AM
ow, and ew, he got that idea from the jackass movie, at least your not hopelessly bored like me, to where even if you wanted to do crasy things to hurt yourself.. you can't! 'cause you can't leave the house :D :D :D and you can't do anything but sit on your #$% all day and rot your life away :D :D :D

Neverhoodian
12-20-2003, 05:15 AM
Ummmmm...I can safely say I've never done THAT before. :eyeraise:

There's always just hanging out and talking. Maybe go watch a movie. (*cough* see Return of the King! *cough*)

Troopr-Undr-Fir
12-20-2003, 05:17 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
ow, and ew, he got that idea from the jackass movie, at least your not hopelessly bored like me, to where even if you wanted to do crasy things to hurt yourself.. you can't! 'cause you can't leave the house :D :D :D and you can't do anything but sit on your #$% all day and rot your life away :D :D :D

Well one time I was grounded I streamlined my room with this erector set (you know used tubes and switches and hammers to hit other switches, and also intergrated my grandmas old clapper to everything from my tv to this thing that brought my shoes to me). If you rot it away in your room might as well make your living quarters nice and efficient ;)

Darth Rythe
12-20-2003, 05:18 AM
What is it with people on this forum and them hurting themselves.

Troopr-Undr-Fir
12-20-2003, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by Darth Rythe
What is it with people on this forum and them hurting themselves.

I'm as cluless as you

Darth Rythe
12-20-2003, 05:24 AM
Oh, i'm not clueless, I know what the answer is.........WE ARE ALL MESSED IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

It's those welcome baskets Rhett gives you when you join.

Troopr-Undr-Fir
12-20-2003, 05:27 AM
Originally posted by Darth Rythe
Oh, i'm not clueless, I know what the answer is.........WE ARE ALL MESSED IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

It's those welcome baskets Rhett gives you when you join.

What are you talkin about, mine had bannana muffins in it

*remembers that at the bottom were some risque pictures of rhett with is elves*

oh, now I know why I shutter when ever somone mentions bannanas :(

Darth Rythe
12-20-2003, 05:30 AM
It's ok, *escourts Troopr-Undr-Fir from the room, and gives him a bannana for comfort*

IG-64
12-20-2003, 05:41 AM
Originally posted by Troopr-Undr-Fir
Well one time I was grounded I streamlined my room with this erector set (you know used tubes and switches and hammers to hit other switches, and also intergrated my grandmas old clapper to everything from my tv to this thing that brought my shoes to me). If you rot it away in your room might as well make your living quarters nice and efficient ;)

I wish I had those resources, and I never got a welcome basket :bored:

Darth Rythe
12-20-2003, 05:48 AM
That's a good thing, the bannanas aren't really bannanas..............

Kain
12-20-2003, 06:45 AM
I never got a basket...I DEMAND JUSTICE!!

Anyways, me and my friends usually go out waterballoonin and watergunnin...egging a few times (when we have the resources to aquire eggs). We aint done it since one of us pegged some lady in the eye with an egg...even though it was funny for the first 10-15 minutes. Now I just lay in bed or sit infront of my computer playing the same games I've beatin countless times...I need new games...bad...REAL BAD!!

DarkLord60
12-20-2003, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by Darth Rythe
What is it with people on this forum and them hurting themselves.

Hopefully we just don't hurt each other lol

ZBomber
12-20-2003, 01:19 PM
ew...... How big were the patches? o_O

What did your friends do?

Darth Eggplant
12-20-2003, 01:48 PM
didn't you break your tail bone hanging christmas lights for someone in another thread? or am I confusing you with someone else? I mean how can you do jackass stunts with a broken tailbone?

anyhow if it is not you, DO NOT hurt yourself doing Jackass stunts, it is not worth it.

you could always read a book, or volunteer some charity time around this season, if you are totally bored.

or ask Z for some vasoline and kleenex, ;) he has plenty to spare
and really great porn tapes too.

ZBomber
12-20-2003, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant
didn't you break your tail bone hanging christmas lights for someone in another thread? or am I confusing you with someone else? I mean how can you do jackass stunts with a broken tailbone?

anyhow if it is not you, DO NOT hurt yourself doing Jackass stunts, it is not worth it.

you could always read a book, or volunteer some charity time around this season, if you are totally bored.

or ask Z for some vasoline and kleenex, ;) he has plenty to spare
and really great porn tapes too.

*goes to retrieve stash* :D

Hope you don't hurt yourself again. ;)

Joetheeskimo
12-20-2003, 03:01 PM
HOLY $|-|1T!!!

If I'm bored, I just rot my brain on the comp. My friends are already insane enough. I wouldn't trust even my best friend with the controller. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Troopr-Undr-Fir
12-20-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant
didn't you break your tail bone hanging christmas lights for someone in another thread? or am I confusing you with someone else? I mean how can you do jackass stunts with a broken tailbone?

anyhow if it is not you, DO NOT hurt yourself doing Jackass stunts, it is not worth it.

you could always read a book, or volunteer some charity time around this season, if you are totally bored.

or ask Z for some vasoline and kleenex, ;) he has plenty to spare
and really great porn tapes too.

Well it was in between a frackture and a break so it still hurts once and a while but I can still run and jump snad stuff.

*looks at banmk size vault full of porn*

Nope I'm set for the next Holocaust :)

KBell
12-20-2003, 04:44 PM
Wow.................... this is exactly why shows like Jackass give disclaimers telling people NOT to do that at home.........some people just don't listen, tsk tsk tsk.

Icemaniax
12-20-2003, 08:03 PM
lets just say i learned you cannot blonde your hair with household bleach.....but it does result in pain. and uh...lack of skin in applied areas

Mex
12-20-2003, 08:10 PM
Eugh, that must have hurt, thank god I don't do stuff like that. I just jump out of windows instead.

RoxStar
12-20-2003, 08:35 PM
As Milhouse from The Simpsons would say, "The Disclaimer made me want to do it even more!"

KBell
12-20-2003, 10:33 PM
yes, which is exactly why Milhouse is just plain stupid.......

Jared
12-20-2003, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by RoxStar
As Milhouse from The Simpsons would say, "The Disclaimer made me want to do it even more!"

heh...exactly what I was thinking.







the weirdest thing I have done when bored was....well.....you know those dog biscuits?


....well yea I was kinda wondering how they tasted so I kinda......:D.....




and….I used to sample the dog food when I was little as well....^^



and the bacon treats.
they don’t even taste like bacon….they just smell like it.....the dogs must be pretty stupid.....