View Full Version : A GeeBeeDotCom Christmas Carol

12-21-2003, 08:11 PM
It's that time of year, folks.

Time to spread the GeeBee cheer! Rhett, Sherack, and I were talking on MSN earlier, and I started singing a christmas carol. Rhett retorted with a witty line, and so naturally I had to do the same.

Needless to say, the rest of that Christmas Carol shall not be uttered here.

Anyway, on to the purpose of this thread.

Together we shall create the greatest and funniest christmas carol evar heard, one line at a time!

For instance, if I were to sing the following:

"Frosty, the snowman had a happy, jolly soul"

You might continue with:

"With a hobbit's pipe, and a mighty hose"

Or something generally insane like that.

So here we go!

"Dashing through the snow,"

Boba Rhett
12-21-2003, 08:14 PM
"On my way to slap a hoe,"

Darth Homer
12-21-2003, 08:22 PM
"Blew a tire out,"

12-21-2003, 09:50 PM
"Cursing with a shout!"

(God D***it! Jesus Christ! Holy F***ing Moses!)

12-21-2003, 10:46 PM
"Got up off of my bike"

no one said it was a car ;)

12-22-2003, 12:44 AM
"And I started on the hike,"

Darth Homer
12-22-2003, 12:48 AM
"Saw a pack of dogs,"

12-22-2003, 01:31 AM
And rode one through the bogs,"

12-22-2003, 03:22 AM
Ohhh g** d**** bells, g** d**** bells, just shut up right now

12-22-2003, 04:03 PM
This dog is oh so bony, I wish I were riding a cow!

Boba Rhett
12-22-2003, 04:23 PM
"Hey! kiss my b***s, kiss my b***s, kiss them right away!"

12-22-2003, 05:23 PM
"And don't be a guy or else that would make you gay"

12-22-2003, 08:21 PM
Do we start a new song now or continue on to a second verse garunteed to be worse than the first? :D

Boba Rhett
12-22-2003, 08:57 PM
New song! New song!

"Oh Holy Night..."

Darth Homer
12-22-2003, 09:06 PM
"I light Rhett's pants on fire..."

Eidt: hehe, beat you by a hair, IG :p

12-22-2003, 09:07 PM
"Santa's pants are tight"

EDIT: oops, didn't see ya there Homer :o

"The results could be dire..."

Sam Fisher
12-22-2003, 09:54 PM
"But why would we want to mire..."

12-22-2003, 10:15 PM
Bridgestone is my favorite tire

12-22-2003, 10:28 PM
"And Sam lives in the Shire"

12-22-2003, 10:54 PM
But his rhyme scheme is making my grow tired...

12-23-2003, 12:50 AM
It is the night of the hobbit juice and pie

Darth Homer
12-23-2003, 12:57 AM
"Jesus was born and so we give presents..."[/Cartman]

Sam Fisher
12-23-2003, 11:43 AM
:For why would we give peasants?....:

12-24-2003, 02:05 AM
"This song isn't pleasant"

BOO! New song:

"I'm dreaming of a..."

Sam Fisher
12-24-2003, 02:59 AM
"...Stormie with stockings..."

12-24-2003, 04:08 AM
Just like the Darth Vader I used to know.

12-24-2003, 04:11 AM
what's the rest of the song :confused: