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STTCT
12-24-2003, 09:18 AM
Story Found Here (http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1071443408363&call_pageid=991479973472&col=991929131147)

IG-64
12-24-2003, 09:20 AM
hmmm, sound like orc mischif to me

CapNColostomy
12-24-2003, 09:26 AM
I got reeeaaal pissed when I thought that was serious. Turns out it was actually kinda funny.

Sivy
12-24-2003, 09:44 AM
100-pound Lynch, who made a name for herself earlier this year when she fought to the death several hundred Iraqi doctors and nurses and performed open heart surgery on herself when she was injured

lol

Saddam Hussein was found with $750,000 (U.S.) on him, which it's believed he was using to bribe people to keep his location secret, to buy weapons, and to get the DVD box set of all the James Bond movies

lol


that was quite funny :D

Reclaimer
12-24-2003, 10:24 AM
That was more funny than exciting. lol

Captain Wilson
12-24-2003, 11:19 AM
At the media briefing in Baghdad, Bremer was asked whether Private Lynch had noticed any weapons of mass destruction in the underground hideout where she'd discovered the deposed dictator.

"She reported to us that there were a few, just kind of lying around, but she disarmed them, so there's nothing much to worry about there.

yet again grand :D

DarkLord60
12-24-2003, 02:43 PM
Haha that was hillarious!

RoxStar
12-24-2003, 03:03 PM
Those were great! I liked the meayor's line when he says "I'm almost psoitive I saw her at Wal-Mart buying fabric softener just yesterday."

IG-64
12-24-2003, 03:20 PM
all I can really say is :roleyess:

ZBomber
12-24-2003, 04:10 PM
I thought Jessica Lynch was a singer.... uh... yeh ^_^

IG-64
12-24-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
I thought Jessica Lynch was a singer.... uh... yeh ^_^

You most likely don't watch the news then

ZBomber
12-24-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by IG-64
You most likely don't watch the news then

No, I know who she is. Its just I don't really care about it. Soilders are found everyday......

IG-64
12-24-2003, 04:25 PM
ya, they made a really big deal out of it

CapNColostomy
12-24-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
No, I know who she is. Its just I don't really care about it. Soilders are found everyday......

:confused: Where?

ZBomber
12-24-2003, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
:confused: Where?


Exactly. You don't here about it. But when a women is found alive.... :rolleyes:

Captain Wilson
12-24-2003, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
No, I know who she is. Its just I don't really care about it. Soilders are found everyday......
where can i find soilders for free to start my new world order...er..i mean........er...peace treaty
:D

Ratmjedi
12-24-2003, 07:16 PM
She's a sell out in my eyes.

But STTCT that was a real funny article :D Especially the James Bond DVD part he he

:lsduel: :duel:

Darth Groovy
12-24-2003, 07:30 PM
Saddam Hussein was found with $750,000 (U.S.) on him, which it's believed he was using to bribe people to keep his location secret, to buy weapons, and to get the DVD box set of all the James Bond movies.

Well at least he has good taste in movies...:rolleyes:

Jared
12-24-2003, 08:32 PM
*falls to the floor in silent laughter*

you had me going for half a second there.....