Need excuses?

[ExcelsioN]

I was just browsin the net with nothin much to do (I'm still waiting for my presents) so I went on this site that some friends found.

Its got tons of excuses (ok, a lot of them wouldn't work); but they're funny. :rofl:

Here's the link:
http://www.excuses.co.uk

This is my fav (for stealing):
"This isn't stealing; it's pacifistic looting. I get the stuff, and you suffer no broken windows. Better for everyone, don't you think?"

[BongoBob]

:rofl:
These are great. I liked the one for homework that said,"My dog ate it and then my science project ate my dog."

:rofl:

[DarkLord60]

Originally posted by BongoBob
:rofl:
These are great. I liked the one for homework that said,"My dog ate it and then my science project ate my dog."

:rofl:

ROFL I love this site. :Adds to favorites:

[Icemaniax]

my all time mostly used Excuse...."Because"

and if the person younger and smaller than me " Because i'm bigger than you and i said so" :P

thats a cool site.

[Crow_Nest]

Hahaha! I liked the "I was just testing it" for throwing a paper airplane. :D

[Mex]

"It's my alarm clock. It's never been the same since I hit it with that sledgehammer!"

[ZBomber]

"Blame Christopher columbus."

Works for me. ;)

[Sam Fisher]

Hehe.. I found another one, its: "I'm not overweight, I'm just a nutritional overachiever." (sp?)

[IG-64]

what? No exuses for doing the dishes? :p

[BongoBob]

Don't you mean not doing them?
I am gonna use the alarm clock one on the first day back in school :p