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obi
12-25-2003, 11:29 PM
Ahem, yes, another Lord of the Rings thread, but this was way too good to pass up :D

I don't know if this is old, or if anyone's posted it or not, but it's great. Long read, but funny anyway :D

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1203/rotk.html

*edit* Er, just explored the site and let me add a warning: If you are an uptight, politically correct person, this site is not for you. ;) *
legameboy
12-26-2003, 01:43 AM
Laugh my ass off.

If that isn't a joke, that set's a terrible reputation of Christians.

:rolleyes:
Kain
12-26-2003, 03:21 AM
It wouldn't surprise me if a few Christian's did act like that (the extremist psycho Christians, not you guys:D )
RoxStar
12-26-2003, 03:33 AM
Ya the kind that think armageddon is here every other month:rolleyes:
Kain
12-26-2003, 03:41 AM
Or anytime theres some kind of disaster. Like that pastor psycho who blamed 9.11 on the (and I quote) "fags and Jews". Somebody didn't get hugged enough as a child.
CapNColostomy
12-26-2003, 08:19 AM
It was (I'm pretty sure) Jerry Fallwell. And I'm twice as positive that you quoted wrong. I believe he said "homosexuals" and not "fags". Same difference, wrong quote.
BawBag™
12-26-2003, 11:11 AM
A misleading scene from "The Return of the King", which had many Christians convinced that they were going to witness the final battle in the valley of Armageddon.As it turns out, unlike the KJV bible, the film is just a silly made-up fantasy story written by some old homo in England.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry......
Oh go on then.
:rofl:

Edit: I loved this ad.....
http://www.fes-net.com/_lob/scarybiblebanner.gif
Kain
12-26-2003, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
It was (I'm pretty sure) Jerry Fallwell. And I'm twice as positive that you quoted wrong. I believe he said "homosexuals" and not "fags". Same difference, wrong quote.

I could swear he used the f word. But if I can't remember his name, how can I remember his quotes, eh?
Mex
12-26-2003, 06:38 PM
Hahahahah. That is a joke right! Right?? :indif:
IG-64
12-27-2003, 03:43 AM
well, if that wasn't supposed to be a joke then it was offensive to... just about everybody.
Agen
12-28-2003, 12:46 AM
BEST REVIEW EVAR!
:rofl:

I wanna see them review Kill Bill :D
Jared
12-28-2003, 02:04 AM
lmfao..........thats the best review I have ever read
IG-64
12-28-2003, 02:17 AM
I dunno... it wasn't that funny, but ok...

I would like to see them reveiw revolutions
Pie™
12-28-2003, 01:09 PM
That was an, um....interesting... review... :eyeraise:
:p
XERXES
12-29-2003, 06:04 AM
ha! They called the Witch King Jesus...or made the comparrison. When in Tolkiens world...hmm there is Melkor who is over Sauron who is over the Nazgul...

damned idiots should have read the silmarillion first.
STTCT
12-29-2003, 07:03 AM
Would you believe my work blocked the site?

The URL: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1203/rotk.html
is blocked at 3M because:
Access denied by SmartFilter content category. The requested URL belongs to the following categories: Humor, Mature


Damn - I'll have to wait till I find time at home!
obi
12-29-2003, 01:10 PM
Originally posted by STTCT
Would you believe my work blocked the site?

The URL: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1203/rotk.html
is blocked at 3M because:
Access denied by SmartFilter content category. The requested URL belongs to the following categories: Humor, Mature


Damn - I'll have to wait till I find time at home!

Gah, I feel your pain. I was looking up some reviews for some games at my mom's work, and it came up "Page blocked due to violent content."

What's ironic about this is that my mom works at a funeral home.