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Mr.Lukie
12-27-2003, 08:35 AM
This is kind of like the thread I posted about bad games, but I'm not repeating myself. Post your comments about really bad films you've seen, and hopefully there won't be too many people murderously opposed to your opinion. Some of the worst movies I’ve ever seen are The Grinch (I don't think I even have to mention what went wrong there) and Harry Potter and the Philosophers stone. Don't get me wrong, I like Harry Potter books, and the second film was pretty good, but something about little wieners whose voices haven't broken, running around in a script that's painstakingly long yet annoyingly brief made it so hard for me to stay awake... no wait. I didn't.
I post more bad movies as I think of them, and hopefully you will too.

Darth Groovy
12-27-2003, 09:44 AM
I personally feel that The Blair Witch Project is the worst film I have ever seen. I was lead to believe that an independant film maker had tried to make a realistic film involving psychological fear, but instead I found about 80 minutes of sticks, stones, stupid kids, corny noises, and nausiating camera movement. Scarier stories were told around the campfire by 8 year old kids. :(

The most "recently" bad film I have seen is Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle, if indigestion could be translated to an image with a soundtrack, that movie fits the bill to a tee. :rolleyes:

Other contenders would be:

Joe Dirt

David Spade stars as a mullet wearing redneck, who's life story becomes the butt of a radio station shock jock's jokes. Only the jokes are not funny. :/

The English Patient

A french fried English man tells his story of love and virtual necrophilia.....ugh...

U-Turn

Jennifer Lopez, and Sean Penn star as a couple of low lifes in a small town, where everything constantly goes wrong, including the film itself...

From Dusk Till Dawn

An excellent character thriller turns into a campy vampire gore fest, that would give even Buffy a bad name.

Dracula 2000

Dracual is Judas? NEXT!

Resident Evil

Mila Jovavich stars in soundtrack driven, junior high style spin off of Night of the Living Dead. The fact that George Romero volunteered to direct a sequal, confirms that he himself has sold out even more than his own merchandise. :/

Tomb Raider

Angelina Jolie stars as Lara Croft, a once popular video game character. The game itself borrowed heavily off of Indianna Jones, and Jolie seemed promising as the sexy replacement for an ageing Indy, however the whole premise of "The Poeple of the Light", rediculous stunt work, and lackluster effects, makes this one of many failed attempts to make movies out of video games.

Batman & Robin

1997 marked the end of the Batman franchise when Joel Shumacker brought the dark night back to full 70's camp, by casting George Clooney as Batman, adding too many characters, compensating the lack of plot, for a heavy cast of famous actors, and actresses. The results becomes a circus of the stars in heavy latex, with over the top corney dialogue, and an all together silly movie.

Megaforce

1982 Mad Max spin off starring Barry Bostwick, and a whole lotta spandex. :eek:

Pearl Harbor

A flag waving patriotic republican film staring Ben Affleck, that tries to base the events following the Pearl Harbor attack around a sappy far fetched love story, and falls short of the glory it was marketed for.

Shivermetimbers
12-27-2003, 12:41 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Darth Groovy
I personally feel that The Blair Witch Project is the worst film I have ever seen. I was lead to believe that an independant film maker had tried to make a realistic film involving psychological fear, but instead I found about 80 minutes of sticks, stones, stupid kids, corny noises, and nausiating camera movement. Scarier stories were told around the campfire by 8 year old kids. :(

The second one was even worse.


I saw "Treasure Planet" in school the other day, it made me want to break the tv and then go and destroy every aspect of anything to do with Disney.

"Hollow Man". Could have been a neat movie if the main charactors hadn't escaped. The only good parts were when the hollow guy went out into the outside world, but he hardly ever did so it sucked.

"Die Another Day" James bond is the sh*t. But the latest movie was TERRIBLE. It didn't have a good plot, didn't have good acting, and was just in general awful.

"the Cat in the Hat" I won't even go see it. I hate it exactly the same way that I hate the new "how the Grinch Stole Christmas" You CANNOT make a good Dr. Suess book with real people. Not to mention the fact that they don't follow the books, they are just dreadful looking and to me even the previews ruin the books.

Alia
12-28-2003, 03:45 AM
One night, back when I was an naive young child, I watched TV with the babysitter. We saw the latter half of a movie about a love-potion. It's vague in my mind now, for which I'm really, really grateful. (I also got my first taste of "Dawson's Creek" that night. Pity the young and innocent me.)

If you want really wretched movies, watch the ABC Family channel.

Ernil
12-28-2003, 04:04 AM
"The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"


They named it that just to leak money out of the Twin Towers attack. Bastards.

Skinkie
12-28-2003, 04:53 AM
I had to watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, I am that much dumber from it.

Branik
12-28-2003, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Skinkie
I had to watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, I am that much dumber from it.

Just about any sappy love-movie you have to watch just because your girlfriend likes them. I feel for you, man. For me it was "Love Actually" a few days ago. Pure agony.

ShopKeeper
12-28-2003, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Ernil
"The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers"


They named it that just to leak money out of the Twin Towers attack. Bastards.

u do know the books were written in 1954, how could they leak money out of the twin towers attack?

Orca Wail
12-28-2003, 11:59 PM
The concept of Hollow Man was very intriging. The effects were haunting. Kevin Bacon and the blond person-whos-name-slipped-my-mind? fjdsnfjkdnfjkdnfkjnfkjdnfjkdnfkjdnfkd. No translation avaible. Bleech.:mad:

Cat in the Hat? Everyone involved in it desevres to die. Or atleast, get a nasty cold. Even Myers. Shaggidelfdskjam,c...

Meet Joe Black. Me and my buddy here both agree that it was awful. And my buddy says he's more of a Depp then a Pitt, thank you.

Planet of the Apes, the new one. I wanted to, for the first time in my life, strangle Mr.Tim Burton. Next...

AI: Artifical Intelligence. There were some juicy bits, but mostly gibgibgibgib. And if it ended sooner, it would have been much better. One day cloning crap...shibbyshibby...

These movies are barely finished yet, but i feel the need bad...

THE PLANNED ALIEN VS PREDATOR MOVIE.
I SWEAR, IT IS IN PRE PRODUCTION.
NSKJDFLNFKJ!

And finaly...
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA MOVIE.
Look me in the eyes, children. Promise Orca you will hate this movie with all your soul. Promise me promise me promise...
"Promise me, thats allllllll iiiiiiiii aaaaaask ooooof youuuuuuuu!"

I must run again, children. But what stories I have to tell again when I return!;)
HINT: I am now afraid to ever sleep in a Murphy bed.
and "...I'll blow my signifigant other into the signifigant other world!! THAT will show her how much I really care!"
Wheeeeee!

SamNMax
12-29-2003, 01:00 AM
The Mortal Kombat movies
The Street Fighter movie

Orca Wail
12-29-2003, 01:09 AM
:scare5: wait...there was a Street Fighter movie??

The Super Mario Bros. Movie. It makes absolutly no sense what so ever. At all. None.

I guess all video game movies are basiclly doomed to failure.

SamNMax
12-29-2003, 01:43 AM
wait...there was a Street Fighter movie??

Yeah, and it was the undisputed worst movie ever.

muskawo
12-29-2003, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by ShopKeeper
u do know the books were written in 1954, how could they leak money out of the twin towers attack?

I thought that was meant to be a joke (was it acutally serious? there should be some sarcasm code so people like me can tell.Written sarcasm lacks the roling of eyes and overacting of real sarcasm. Confuses me.)

Didn't a bunch of people make a "real" (as in - not sarcastic, still stupid though) website about boycotting the second movie because of it's name?

I've never seen any of them *gasp*. I have a thing about reading the book before seeing the movie when it's something that famous. One day I'll get around to it...

Ernil
12-29-2003, 03:45 AM
u do know the books were written in 1954, how could they leak money out of the twin towers attack?



That's a lie. The books were actually written after the movie and based off of the movie, and they just tricked you.

Alien426
12-29-2003, 05:22 AM
Originally posted by muskawo
there should be some sarcasm code so people like me can tell.
That's for dummies. Use your brain.

The Matrix Reloaded
The Naked Gun 33 1/3

I don't have a problem with movies that suck because they are bound to. I won't watch a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie and expect it to be a work of art. I won't watch a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie period. What I don't like is when you expect a movie to deliver and it doesn't.

Orca, got 'ny problems with Aliens? Or Predators? I know people are led to expect this movie (http://www.avp-movie.com) to be a stinker. It's directed by the guy who did Resident Evil, Paul W.S. Anderson, and it's gonna be low budget. I think it can be an entertaining flick, nontheless.

STTCT
12-29-2003, 07:30 AM
The lifetime network - I get sucked in though


I'll sum up all the movies for you

woman lives with happy family, family gets destroyed or in some crisis, woman gets mistreated, woman takes it to the authorities, woman recieves no support ie the brush off, woman take it into her own hands, woman kicks ass, woman brings the man to court, looks like he's going to win, no - justice is served, everyone cries, woman continues on with giving her family hugs.

The end

Bad bad movies.

muskawo
12-29-2003, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Alien426
That's for dummies. Use your brain.



...Use my WHAT? I - I don't think I understand...

Gabez
12-29-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by muskawo
Didn't a bunch of people make a "real" (as in - not sarcastic, still stupid though) website about boycotting the second movie because of it's name?Yes, and Microsoft Flight Simulator was removed from many stores because you can fly a plane into the twin towers in it.

Jedi-Monkey
12-29-2003, 08:21 PM
Jack Frost - not the Disney one (well maybe, I havnt seen it), the horror one. It was just bad.
The killer snowman raped a woman with his carrot phallace. And he shoots icicles out of his arms.
The Tao of Steve - Not funny, though there was one line in it I liked. Pity I cant remember it.
Rented these on the same night I think. Agh.

Shivermetimbers
12-29-2003, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by Skinkie
I had to watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, I am that much dumber from it.

I beleive Alia and I watched that this summer while cleaning my horse's tack. I remember scrubbing theelastic in my girth with toothpaste for quite a while, all the while wathcing that movie. It's a good thing to have playing in the background while sitting on your toilet scrubbing tack, it provides a few laughs(at, not with the movie).


The part about sitting on the toilet... my bathroom is attached to the room with the tv, so I was sitting in the bathroom so as not to get the rug full of horse scum. The toilet was the best vantage point/ most comfortable place to sit. (I had the top down, don't worry)

ANYWAY. Darkness Falls (the one about the Tooth Fairy) sucked balls pretty hard.

So did the movie "dance with me" about some cuban guy in california.. it was rotten.

Muskawo: Your avatar is cute. Is that you?

ShopKeeper
12-29-2003, 11:59 PM
in the grand theft auto vice city, they removed the ability to fly jumbo jet planes as u can fly them into buildings

back to topic....

Worst film... Final Fantasy: Spirits Within

the games are great, so they brought out a film and its nothing to do with the games or anything, its just a normal film with the name final fantasy

Orca Wail
12-30-2003, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by Alien426
Orca, got 'ny problems with Aliens? Or Predators? I know people are led to expect this movie (http://www.avp-movie.com) to be a stinker. It's directed by the guy who did Resident Evil, Paul W.S. Anderson, and it's gonna be low budget. I think it can be an entertaining flick, nontheless.

:rolleyes:

I figured you'd have an opinion on this. While I respect your opinion, and yes, I have a feeling we are in for some excellent bits, I can't shake this horrid feeling I have.

Its like, i dunno....

here, say, "Frankenstien". Happy all by itself

now, here, "Dracula". Happy, too, and very successful, by itself.

Would you mix them? Do pirates drink grog?

It might be like "Godzilla vs King Kong". Two highy successful, really cool monsters. Not well together.

there. I ranted.

Did anyone mention The Ring yet? (i wanna see the orginal, however, "Ringu", Japanese. its supposed to be gut wrenchingly scary...)

Orca Wail
12-30-2003, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by STTCT
The lifetime network...

...on several occasions made me ashamed to be a woman...

...they still do Unsolved Mysteries, good when nothing else is on, so i let them live...

muskawo
12-30-2003, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by Shivermetimbers


Muskawo: Your avatar is cute. Is that you?

Nope. I'm a girl. It 's just a beautiful little man I adore who happens to be 8/9 years older than me, way richer than me, and in a country I do not live in (and he never comes over here, either). Oh, the pains of being a fangirl!

But, if you actually want to know who he is, go to

his band's webpage (http://www.dashboardconfessional.com)

And you will be instantly converted. Funny, I thought dc had "sold out" in the US and everyone knew who they were now. Apparently not. Which is a good thing.

You know, one day I'll have to actually get around to discussing all the movies I hate, but for now it's gonna be all OT crap that makes you're blood boil. Hey, I'm a newb, it's my job! :P

Alien426
12-30-2003, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
It might be like "Godzilla vs King Kong". Two highy successful, really cool monsters. Not well together.
Not to steer off-topic, but Aliens vs. Predator is already a tried and tested franchise (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-url/?index=stripbooks&field-keywords=aliens%20vs.%20predator). They go together pretty well. The stories work. I shudder to think about a movie with Sigourney Weaver and Arnold Schwarzenegger, though.

STTCT
12-30-2003, 12:45 PM
ooo I forgot about Darkness Falls. What a crap ass movie - I especially laugh at the scene where she's flying around the jail.

Jeepers Creapers Sucked! I haven't seen the second one yet - I'm sure it does too.

IG-64
12-30-2003, 01:53 PM
Mario Bros. the movie... big fat hairy log of crap!

Men in Black II. I don't know what to say about this one, it's kinda too terrible for words

Contact, don't ask

Bats, possibly the biggest can of easy cheese, i'm talking man fighting stuffed bat bad, or radioactive bat Birds take-off bad, woman takes shirt off for no good reason bad.

Leprecaun 4. The only one in the pethetic series iv'e sadly laid my eyes on. Local TV mind you, I mean this is just laughable
material here

Jurassic Park III, I love jurassic park I and II... but when they made III they pushed it out the window. Oh, and, "You can hear a cell phone through 100 tonns of flesh?! Cool!" :rolleyes:

And I believe Groovy here has already mentioned Dracula 2000 and Pearl Harbor

Chicago, never saw it but it was worshipped and knocked Eps II and LotR:TTT out of the awards.

Shivermetimbers
12-30-2003, 03:30 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
(i wanna see the orginal, however, "Ringu", Japanese. its supposed to be gut wrenchingly scary...)

It's not scary at all. It's the same movie, and it's less scary, but kind of funnier becasue they are speaking Japanese.

Muskawo, I know who your avatar is. I was being... SARCASTIC hehe. Dashboard kicks a**

Jedi-Monkey
12-30-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by ShopKeeper

Worst film... Final Fantasy: Spirits Within

the games are great, so they brought out a film and its nothing to do with the games or anything, its just a normal film with the name final fantasy

So true. And it was bad as a normal film too.
I want gunblade! Or Keyblade Keyblade Keyblade

Ernil
12-30-2003, 04:07 PM
woman takes shirt off for no good reason bad.




WHAT?

Orca Wail
12-30-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Alien426
Blah blah blah...The stories work. I shudder to think about a movie with Sigourney Weaver and Arnold Schwarzenegger, though.

Okay. Perhaps.

But a Alien without Riply? Eek! Eek!:eek:

Then again...time will only tell...

@Shivers: NOW i want to see it even more!:D

hmm...

MIB 2...not even funny. It still love the orginal...

Jurrasic Park III? don't even get me started (i'm a dinosaur "fangirl", if you will...). Lets not even talk about the ridculous portrayal of Spinosaurus. And dinosaur poo (which, if we see dinos more as birds then mammals, is very, er, small...conical, but small...never mind :) )

And, my good friends, a Spino/T-rex fight would be similar to a doberman fighting a rottwieler(kant spel). The Spino is taller, longer, and cooler :p then T-rex, but a T-rex, if scientists are right, was like hell on legs...power in the flesh. No way a scrawny dobie could beat a rottie. See where I'm getting at?

God now I'm angry...

Skinkie
12-31-2003, 05:07 AM
I read something awhile ago that said they were working on a MIB III, but with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones having a heavy hand in the script.

Darth Groovy
01-03-2004, 06:39 AM
Yes, The Ring was a pretty terrible movie. After what could have leaded up to something genuinely scary, I just would up laughing my butt off at the climax.

Oh god, she's not coming out of the television is she? How stupid!

Shivermetimbers
01-03-2004, 09:09 PM
Ok, so the worst part of "the Ring" for me was when they would flash the poictures of the dead people. I sat through the whole movie and the thing I was the most afraid of was seeing that dead girl hunched in the orner of that closet again.

Skinkie
01-04-2004, 04:56 AM
That part practically made me jump out of my pants, the rest was like whatever.

Orca Wail
01-05-2004, 01:14 AM
I only jumped at the centipede. That was gross...

MORE MOVIES THAT NEED TO DIE, BUT AREN'T EVEN OUT...

Garfield...the movie. yesssir, you heard me...

The ButterFly Effect...saw the preview. Yuk.

Wanna hear something wierd? When I saw the previews for Spider-Man, I thought it was going to suck. And then it was cool. When I saw the previews for The Hulk, I thought it was going to be cool. And it sucked.
:confused: .
so i could be wrong about the ButterFly Effect, but i doubt it...

...

...

...

ARE WE STILL HATING THE PHANTOM MOVIE?!?

Kjølen
01-05-2004, 01:38 AM
Reurn of the King was most possibly the WORST spent few bucks ever. Based on something they knew no one would like anyways. I mean come on, those elephants where like 50 feet tall.
Pffhh! What a waste of money to make and watch.

...

...

:p
(You must know I'm joking)

STTCT
01-05-2004, 12:11 PM
Phonebooth


SUcked

Skinkie
01-05-2004, 02:32 PM
I've heard that, although its hard for me to believe that Kiefer could lend his talents to a less than superior movie.

Ray Jones
01-05-2004, 02:36 PM
terminator 3

Darth Groovy
01-13-2004, 04:40 AM
Originally posted by RayJones
terminator 3

Yeah, I'm with you on that one, quite a dissapointment, but then again there was really no story after Terminator 2, and should have ended there...:/


All the sequals to Darkman are terrible too. Avoid at all costs.

Joshi
01-14-2004, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Skinkie
I've heard that, although its hard for me to believe that Kiefer could lend his talents to a less than superior movie.

Kiefer was awsome in that, but his performance was brought down becase of that damn Farrel. Seriously, you spend an hour and a half listening to this guys voice and it's still awsome, he was perfect for the roll.

Skinkie
01-14-2004, 08:53 PM
And on this subject... I missed last nights episode of 24 and don't know anyone who taped it, I'll be lost for weeks now. Plus I'm without my Kiefer fix for the week, maybe I'll go watcg Lost Boys, Young Guns, or Flatliners to try and quell my pain.

Darth Groovy
01-15-2004, 07:12 AM
The Lost Boys, now that is a fine movie. One of my all time favorite guilty pleasures. ;)

Ray Jones
01-16-2004, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Yeah, I'm with you on that one, quite a dissapointment, but then again there was really no story after Terminator 2, and should have ended there...:/


thats actually what i thought when i saw the movie.

the same goes for alien 4, it really destroyed a pretty good trilogy, went too far from the alien concept and also from giger's alien creature. and like terminator the second one is the best.

skinkie: i could help out with any of the 256 M*A*S*H episodes on tape .. ;)

Skinkie
01-16-2004, 08:30 PM
No that wouldn't help, but I did find a site with a minute by minute breakdown of the episode, so I think I'll be ok.

Darth Groovy
01-18-2004, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by RayJones
the same goes for alien 4, it really destroyed a pretty good trilogy, went too far from the alien concept and also from giger's alien creature. and like terminator the second one is the best.


No Alien movie could EVER top Aliens, The Director's Cut

Mr.Lukie
01-25-2004, 05:09 AM
I had to watch How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, I am that much dumber from it.

That's it! When I was starting this thread, I knew there was a terrible movie I had forgotten. How could I forget that piece of monkey crap? I had too sit through it a couple of weeks ago. I didn't think it was humanly possible to make a movie that stinks that bad. What's even more disturbing is that a group of people actually decidied to invest their time into sculpting this doorstop of a movie, somehow under the delusion that it was funny and watchable. I can just see the producers sitting around their little conference table...

Head Executive Guy: We need to make a movie that people will remember, that people will want to see again. We need something that will make people laugh, make them cry, but also make them think. Gentlemen, we need to make a movie that's different.
Questionably Stupid Executive Guy: I know! We could make a romantic comedy about the relationship between a man and a woman!
Head Executive Guy: Wow! What a fresh new angle!
Questionably Stupid Executive Guy: ...And we could have some twist that stops the man and woman from loving each other...
Head Executive Guy: I'm lovin' it!
Questionably Stupid Executive Guy: ... and in the end...
Head Executive Guy: Yeah?
Questionably Stupid Executive Guy: ... the man and woman end up together anyway!
Head Executive Guy: My god!
Completely Out Of Place Intelligent Executive: Do you know what I think we should make?
Head Executive Guy: A movie that's different?
Completely Out Of Place Intelligent Executive: A different movie! We don't need this crap! We're Paramount! We've got Indiana Jones 4, Beverly Hills cop 4, a new Star Trek movie; I mean, we're covered!
Head Executive Guy: You're fired!

Alright, I confess. I was hiding under the table during the meeting, and that's word for word!
Seriously, I hate romantic comedies! Pretty much the only good romantic comedy ever is "A fish called Wanda" ,because John Cleese wrote and stared in it, and so did Michael Palin... Monty Python Rule! (By the way, no-one try to tell me Monty Python suck, because I won't listen. I just love Monty Python)

Back to the point... I hate How to lose a guy in 10 days. Thank you.

(I really hate that movie)

P.S: I’ve been waiting for about two weeks to post. I couldn’t log in!?

Skinkie
01-25-2004, 05:13 AM
I don't think any respectable people like those on these forums would ever say anything negative about Monty Python.



... (http://lucasforums.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=87)

Guybrush122
01-25-2004, 11:53 AM
But ya gotta love really bad movies that are good 'cause they're so freakin' bad. Like Enter the Dragon or Plan Nine from Outer Space or Devil Bat.

Joshi
01-25-2004, 05:49 PM
Gigli

Darth Groovy
01-26-2004, 05:23 AM
Originally posted by Joshi
Gigli

Is that the one with Affleck and J-Lo?

Joshi
01-26-2004, 10:04 AM
Yes, and it has been named the worst movie in cinema history. Nuff said.

Alien426
01-26-2004, 10:55 AM
1.8/10 (6,638 votes) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299930/)

Ray Jones
01-26-2004, 11:31 AM
also bad: bodyguard.

Sivy
01-26-2004, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by STTCT

Jeepers Creapers Sucked! I haven't seen the second one yet - I'm sure it does too.

i'm glad i'm not the only one who hated that movie


speed 2 - worst sequel ever.

Ray Jones
01-26-2004, 02:22 PM
the worst sequel? ever? ..

teh wall 2 - electric sheep love (http://66.98.208.20/~peterspa/videos/Crashing%20sheep.mov)

Skinkie
01-27-2004, 02:02 AM
Is this like, a sequal to Pink Floyd's The Wall, I didn't bother to click the link.

Ernil
01-27-2004, 03:51 AM
Yes

Ray Jones
01-27-2004, 06:08 AM
if you dont click you never know. and if, too.

Darth Groovy
01-27-2004, 08:49 AM
Megaforce

1982, Golden Harvest


This pic should explain more than any review ever written...COMBINED!!!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/megaforce/megaforce6.jpg

Sivy
01-27-2004, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by RayJones
the worst sequel? ever? ..

teh wall 2 - electric sheep love (http://66.98.208.20/~peterspa/videos/Crashing%20sheep.mov)

heheheheheheh

but thats not as bad as...

the monkey and the bad smell (http://66.98.208.20/~peterspa/videos/Gorilla.mov)

speaking of monkeys... monkey bone - now that film sucked ass

Ray Jones
01-27-2004, 01:17 PM
:D:D:D
THAT is disgusting, siv..

wait no.

it isnt.

;)

what might that monkey have thought?

"hey. a third nosehole. hmm. i cant smell anything with it.. and it feels filled up with err.. nose hole stuff. hmm.. whats with this one? ... yap. it works. hheeeeeeeyyy... there!!! LIIIIGHT!!!!"

groovy: that might remind me of mad max

Darth Groovy
01-28-2004, 07:09 AM
http://movies.israel.net/blair/poster.jpg

Alien426
01-28-2004, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
I personally feel that The Blair Witch Project is the worst film I have ever seen. I was lead to believe that an independant film maker had tried to make a realistic film involving psychological fear, but instead I found about 80 minutes of sticks, stones, stupid kids, corny noises, and nausiating camera movement. Scarier stories were told around the campfire by 8 year old kids. :(
...and I couldn't agree more.

Ray Jones
01-28-2004, 07:49 AM
what i dont like on such movies: THOSE PEOPLES ARE ALWAYS WAY TOO HECTIC. and much too disoriented.

i mean. if i were with such a "crew" i would kill them myself.
:rolleyes:
tsk.

y'know?



on the other hand.. frightened girls are pretty easy ..

:D

Fender
01-28-2004, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by SamNMax
Yeah, and it was the undisputed worst movie ever.

Ahem.... Plan 9 from Outer Space.

The funniest crap movie ever.

$7000 budget. Beautiful, it is worth buying if u find a copy.

Darth Groovy
01-28-2004, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by Alien426
...and I couldn't agree more.

Yep, i've seen scarier things in public restrooms.:(

Alien426
02-08-2004, 04:25 PM
Men Of Honor