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Boba Rhett
01-04-2004, 04:15 AM
Britney Spears Married in Vegas

That's right.

According to our sources, pop singing superstar Britney Spears was married to childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander Saturday in Las Vegas. An affidavit of Application for Marriage License filed Jan. 3 showed that Spears, 22, of Kentwood, La., and Alexander, 22, also of Kentwood were granted a marriage license. It is the first marriage for each.


Story (http://people.aol.com/people/news/now/0,10958,570224,00.html)

I can only assume what a loss this must be to adolescent boys and those awaiting her inevitable yet now delayed pr0n carreer.


Good news for this Jason Alexander fellow though, I guess. You go George.

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/hmd/breath/Faces_asthma/present_images/VIIB1.gif

Darth Homer
01-04-2004, 05:49 AM
:drop2: :drop2: :drop2: That's it, I've had enough... *shoots Chase*

Sherack Nhar
01-04-2004, 12:26 PM
That's not WTF of the week.. that's tabloid material of the week. >_> Seriously, why do we care anyway?

Eets
01-04-2004, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Sherack Nhar
Seriously, why do we care anyway?

...

DUH. :p

"I can only assume what a loss this must be to adolescent boys and those awaiting her inevitable yet now delayed pr0n carreer."

Sam Fisher
01-06-2004, 01:01 PM
Hehehe.. nice Av/sig Eets :D


Who cares how they screw themselves up, I sure don't..

Sivy
01-06-2004, 01:48 PM
its already been annulled

maybe they should stop letting drunk people getting married at vegas

i guess the inevitable pr0n carreer is back on track

Ray Jones
01-06-2004, 02:09 PM
man she was so stoned. i wonder what they did in the wedding night.

she, her husband, the dog, the monkey and the horse. the friends, the family. ..












..

no i dont wonder.

Darth Homer
01-07-2004, 08:15 AM
I found a real picture of the guy on MSNBC

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040106/040106_jason_alexander_vmed_1p.vmedium.jpg