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Yufster
01-16-2004, 03:43 AM
I reveal Psychonauts EXACT Release Date (http://timisgod.mixnmojo.com/index.php#15I2004) in this in-depth article.

I was going to give you spoilers and a complete exclusive interview. But all of a sudden, I didn't.

Ernil
01-16-2004, 03:47 AM
You, of all people.

Yufster
01-16-2004, 03:51 AM
Me of all people what? Being a spy?

Ernil
01-16-2004, 03:56 AM
Being real.

Zoom Rabbit
01-16-2004, 05:25 AM
Can you actually prove that she is (http://www.uni-ulm.de/uni/intgruppen/memosys/poly00.gif) real?

:dozey:

Excellent job, spy. Now you must infiltrate the British parliament and get compromising (http://users.rcn.com/tdiann/sheep.jpg) information on Tony Blair.

ptdc
01-16-2004, 10:10 AM
It would make more sense if she wasn't. I could get therapy and she'd disappear in a puff of logic. Psychonauts had better be released then because I still have this xbox and it's making me feel dirty :(

Ray Jones
01-16-2004, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit
Can you actually prove that she is (http://www.uni-ulm.de/uni/intgruppen/memosys/poly00.gif) real?

:dozey:


1. you and the is :dozey: .. ;)
2. uni ulm dot de, huh? :p

Huz
01-16-2004, 04:20 PM
The timisgod site is totally not working. It's being hushed up. I smell conspiracy.

Skinkie
01-16-2004, 09:27 PM
My bet is she's a double agent leading us on with false information.

Ernil
01-16-2004, 10:28 PM
Or maybe you are, and trying to turn us against her.


You can't pull this on me. I saw "The Return of the King."

ptdc
01-16-2004, 10:39 PM
Nasty fat hobbit.

Alia
01-17-2004, 01:09 AM
More like a different shortcoming. Or whatevyecallit.

Darth Groovy
01-18-2004, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by RayJones
1. you and the is :dozey: .. ;)
2. uni ulm dot de, huh? :p

http://www.themanipulation.com/dictionary.gif

Ray Jones
01-18-2004, 08:58 AM
:D:D

this was a coded message for zoom.. ;)

Zoom Rabbit
01-18-2004, 11:39 AM
'You and the is.' Ray and I have had a number of conversations about the existential question of 'is (http://usinfo.state.gov/regional/nea/iraq/gallery/images/tea.jpg)' or 'is not (http://www.diznick.com/shawn/06_teapotdomo.jpg).' Some of them have gone in the direction of quantum mechanics, some into zen, some in religious directions. His statement is a bit brief, but really the is is where it's at. :D

'Uni ulm dot de, huh?' Ray's choking on a banana! We must help him--!

(This literal internet translation has been brought to you by the Secret Illuminati Ruling the Entire World (http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/b/sign.jpg). Vive la resistance.) ;)

Shivermetimbers
01-18-2004, 03:39 PM
I'm confused. All I've gotten from this thread is that Yuftser may or may not be a spy, and Yufster may or may not actually exsist. And something about a dictionary.

Ray Jones
01-18-2004, 05:52 PM
that is not more confusing than fake barf at the ceiling

Yufster
01-18-2004, 11:16 PM
Is it having a PARTY at the ceiling?

As for the site not working... CLEARLY that is because of the thousands of hundreds of BILLIONS of people trying to get on simultaniously, trying to greedily snatch the release date of psychonauts to spread the word as FAR as possible.

Also, would somebody buy me the latest issue of OXM? We don't seem to stock it in the ENTIRE OF IRELAND.

Orca Wail
01-18-2004, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by RayJones
that is not more confusing than fake barf at the ceiling
Is it fake? Is Yufster fake?

...

How does everything Yufster talks about some how relates to Psychonauts and eventually, Tim Shafer.

Is this some kind of code? Does that mean she really is a spy?

Zoom Rabbit
01-19-2004, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
Is it fake? Is Yufster fake?

...

How does everything Yufster talks about some how relates to Psychonauts and eventually, Tim Shafer.

Is this some kind of code? Does that mean she really is a spy?

Remember, we haven't even proven that she exists to begin with. Here is proof to the contrary:

PROOF (http://money.cnn.com/2002/10/31/news/companies/martha_stewart/martha_stewart_points.ap.03.jpg)

1. Yufster's posts are digital in nature.
2. The BB where they are posted is also digital in nature.
3. Digital information is encoded for electronic transmission.
4. The substance of any such transmission is electricity.
5. Electricity is energy, not physical, and cannot be concretely considered *real.*
6. Besides, she's actually Martha Stewart.

Darth Groovy
01-19-2004, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by Shivermetimbers
I'm confused. All I've gotten from this thread is that Yuftser may or may not be a spy, and Yufster may or may not actually exsist. And something about a dictionary.

Well, Yufster is most likely real, or at least the beta version. The purpose of this thread is that Yufster found a great deal on some sweaters over the weekend, and that chickens are alot smarter than scientists realized, because of the fact that they cannot be hypnotized.

Ray Jones
01-19-2004, 09:22 AM
Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit
Remember, we haven't even proven that she exists to begin with. Here is proof to the contrary:

PROOF (http://money.cnn.com/2002/10/31/news/companies/martha_stewart/martha_stewart_points.ap.03.jpg)

1. Yufster's posts are digital in nature.
2. The BB where they are posted is also digital in nature.
3. Digital information is encoded for electronic transmission.
4. The substance of any such transmission is electricity.
5. Electricity is energy, not physical, and cannot be concretely considered *real.*
6. Besides, she's actually Martha Stewart.

electricity is:

commonly current. current is moved charge. a charge is commonly a particle/object that has actually electromagnetic characteristics.
basicly there is a need of potential difference to move charge, means more charge on one side (physically negative, if we have a plus of negative charged particles) and on the other side a lack of those (-> polarity).
current tends to flow (the carge moves through the electric conductur) til it's evened or its way is interrupted.. .

comparible to a waterfall. the charge is the water, the potential is the height of the waterfall.

so electricity is not energy. it is moved matter.

a movement implies kinetic energy.
..
no movement implies potential energy.
..

result .. no 'matter' without 'energy'..! .. .. also no 'energy' without 'matter'??
yes and no. depends on the definition of energy. physical or philosophical.

let's take a look at these questions.

what's a wave of water?
what do we need for a wave of water?
what's equal from wave to wave?
what's different from wave to wave?

what is a wave?

what do we want to consider real?

what is information?

Yufster
01-19-2004, 10:16 AM
Not everything I say is about Tim Schafer or Psychonauts or Double Fine. In fact, it's hardly me at all, but rather YOU people talking NON STOP about the guy. Jeeze. You lot should all get a hobby! One that isn't TIM SCHAFER. What are you OBSESSED with him or something!? God, you CREEPS.

Guybrush122
01-19-2004, 08:53 PM
Hi, my name is Chris...and I have a Tim Schafer problem.

*claps*

Yufster
01-19-2004, 09:11 PM
Tim...Who?

Guybrush122
01-19-2004, 09:13 PM
Denial!

Skinkie
01-20-2004, 03:45 AM
I think Yufster is an electornic entity, like on Star Trek or somethin.

Yufster
01-20-2004, 06:15 AM
Denial? Of what? Are you insane?

You guys really have to let go of Tim Schafer.

Freaks.

Ray Jones
01-20-2004, 07:53 AM
i sent tim to you to give you a visit.


after that he'll bring me your scalp. complete with the rest of your body.

then you will live with him for two weeks in my bathtub, that will cure tims fixation on you.


100%

Darth Groovy
01-20-2004, 09:38 AM
I got a buffalo nickel for anyone who brings me the head of RayJones.

Ray Jones
01-20-2004, 10:04 AM
ok.

Guybrush122
01-20-2004, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Yufster
You guys really have to let go of Tim Schafer.

Isn't that you clutching at his calf singing "Reunited And It Feels So Good" ?

Originally posted by RayJones
...he'll bring me your scalp...then you will live with him for two weeks in my bathtub, that will cure tims fixation on you. 100%

...dude, that'll cure just about anything.

Ray Jones
01-20-2004, 08:00 PM
yeah. even certain cure-iosity. :p

Skinkie
01-21-2004, 03:07 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
I got a buffalo nickel for anyone who brings me the head of RayJones.

Not fair, RayJones has an unfair advantage in this contest.

Yufster
01-21-2004, 08:09 AM
He meant the severed head.

Gonna be a bit hard for him to carry his own severed head without any eyes, isn't it? Howya gonna see where you're going, without your eyes, Rayjones? How are you gonna make smart-ass comments with no face?

I think Darth Groovy should spend two weeks in that bathtub. He's clearly in a fever over Tim.

P.S. Clutching at his calf?!? Info Cow belongs to NOBODY!!!

Ray Jones
01-21-2004, 09:26 AM
i could morse-clap smart ass comments with my hands or smart ass could comment of course, but not without immense use of peppermints. and i learned how to walk blind, i mean a severed head could happen anytime, right?

groovy should spend two weeks under the bathtub, while you and tim live in it. then, maybe, he will take his head off on his own. maybe not, but i got those three klingon slave girls already living there, they are pretty convincing.

Yufster
01-21-2004, 02:45 PM
Hang on. Who the hell is Tim?

Alien426
01-21-2004, 03:10 PM
Oh, he's the greatest guy. He's making this shiny game right now. It's called - and you better remember that name - Psychonauts. Tim's last name is Schafer (that alone should tell you what kind of a genious we're talking about) and he developed great adventures like Full Throttle for LucasArts. His new company is called Double Fine and he writes the funniest news and mails.

Why do I feel like you already knew that?!

Guybrush122
01-21-2004, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Yufster
He meant the severed head.

Gonna be a bit hard for him to carry his own severed head without any eyes, isn't it? Howya gonna see where you're going, without your eyes, Rayjones? How are you gonna make smart-ass comments with no face?

How will he eat? He'll certainly be malnourished with no head.

P.S. Clutching at his calf?!? Info Cow belongs to NOBODY!!!

I believe the emphasis is on calf instead of his. ;-)

Yufster
01-21-2004, 08:11 PM
Oh him. He's a moron!!!! He only paid Raz pittance for his role in Psychonauts, and he uses puppets to video conference him. Seriously!

There's only one guy in Double Fine that I like, and his name is Info Cow.

Darth Groovy
01-23-2004, 08:05 AM
Originally posted by RayJones
i could morse-clap smart ass comments with my hands or smart ass could comment of course, but not without immense use of peppermints. and i learned how to walk blind, i mean a severed head could happen anytime, right?

groovy should spend two weeks under the bathtub, while you and tim live in it. then, maybe, he will take his head off on his own. maybe not, but i got those three klingon slave girls already living there, they are pretty convincing.

Ray, I believe I represent the entire english speaking world when I say what the HELL are you talking about?

Ray Jones
01-23-2004, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
http://www.themanipulation.com/dictionary.gif

:dozey:

..

Ernil
01-24-2004, 05:02 AM
http://www.counton.org/explorer/diversions/confused.jpg