Sivy
01-22-2004, 09:47 AM
-Never trust men in dark helmets.
- Sometimes, you've just gotta do something that seems totally suicidal.
- Always check the background of people you want to get intimately involved with, they may be your relatives.
- You may have family members in surprisingly high positions.
- Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father.
- Know the difference between power socket and a computer terminal.
- THIS one goes there, and THAT one goes there!
- No matter how tasty that hunk of meat looks on that pole on that forest moon, don't grab it; it's probably a trap. (Or: when you see a piece of dead meat impaled on a stake in the woods, LEAVE IT!!!!!!!!!)
- Cute, cuddly, widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you're a god.
- Take a good look around for bad guys before looking into your binoculars.
- Fire on a rebel base *before* they blow up your space station.
- Don't assume a senior citizen is weak and frail; they may zap you with lightning bolts.
- You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
- Your eyes deceive you, don't trust them.
- The Bad Guys can't hit the broad side of a barn.
- But, "Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise"
- It's never my fault.
- Never judge anything by its size.
- There are those who are less forgiving than Darth Vader.
- Always let a Wookie win.
- Never cast your lightsaber away, you just might need it
- It not a good idea to follow up on a vision while meditating
- Always pay off your debts in a hurry
- If your in it just for the money, you might blow your chances with the princess
- If some yells out "It's a trap!" then believe them
- Walk in single file to hide your numbers.
- When wearing stormtrooper armor, remember to make sure the door's completely open before going through it.
- You'll always have a bad feeling about something
- Don't park in asteroids
- Never say "watch this" when dealing with a hyperdrive
- Don't shoot out the controls to a bridge BEFORE you cross the bridge
- If you want to keep your friends warm, shove them inside a dead animal!!
- If you run a military academy, go over how to deal with small, furry opponents.
- Whining about power converters makes you look like an idiot.
- Dead animals usually smell worse on the INSIDE
- Never assume responsibility if it means you're likely to be choked to death.
- When your Tauntaun smells something, it's usually a good time to high-tail it outta there.
- When someone tells you to eject, it's probably a good idea.
- You really should fire on lifepods whether there are signs of life or not
- If you ever build a throne room, NEVER put a great big shaft leading to a big nuclear reactor right in the center of the room.
- Don't judge someone by their bad grammar
- An entire planet could have only one climate
-. Everything has a weakness, it's just a matter of exploiting it
* Emperor - overconfident
* Luke - friends
* Death Star - thermal exhaust port
* Stormtroopers - Ewoks
* Star Destroyers - bridge deflector shields
* Darth Vader - compassion for his kids
* Leia - smugglers
* Chewie - dead animals hanging from trees
- Beware those heart-to-heart talks with Dad. One of you might end up losing an appendage.
- never say "where are you taking this---THING---?" b/c the next thing you know, you're flying across the room.
- No matter how cool a guy's helmet looks, push him off a high place and he'll scream like a girl.
- Cool costume + Bare minimum of screen time = Eternal popularity
- Sticks and Stones WILL Break your bones.
- Nothing can happen without a Bothan spy dying
- Don't use targeting computers; rely on the voicesd in your head
- with good camouflage no one will see the big reflective gold droid you brought along.
- Take an R-2 unit with you...its better than any Swiss army knife.
353. A little one-on-one with Dad can cost you an arm or a leg - literally.
- Bounty Hunters turn into Alderaanian princesses when you kiss them.
- When all else fails....jump!
- Sometimes, you've just gotta do something that seems totally suicidal.
- Always check the background of people you want to get intimately involved with, they may be your relatives.
- You may have family members in surprisingly high positions.
- Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father.
- Know the difference between power socket and a computer terminal.
- THIS one goes there, and THAT one goes there!
- No matter how tasty that hunk of meat looks on that pole on that forest moon, don't grab it; it's probably a trap. (Or: when you see a piece of dead meat impaled on a stake in the woods, LEAVE IT!!!!!!!!!)
- Cute, cuddly, widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you're a god.
- Take a good look around for bad guys before looking into your binoculars.
- Fire on a rebel base *before* they blow up your space station.
- Don't assume a senior citizen is weak and frail; they may zap you with lightning bolts.
- You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
- Your eyes deceive you, don't trust them.
- The Bad Guys can't hit the broad side of a barn.
- But, "Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise"
- It's never my fault.
- Never judge anything by its size.
- There are those who are less forgiving than Darth Vader.
- Always let a Wookie win.
- Never cast your lightsaber away, you just might need it
- It not a good idea to follow up on a vision while meditating
- Always pay off your debts in a hurry
- If your in it just for the money, you might blow your chances with the princess
- If some yells out "It's a trap!" then believe them
- Walk in single file to hide your numbers.
- When wearing stormtrooper armor, remember to make sure the door's completely open before going through it.
- You'll always have a bad feeling about something
- Don't park in asteroids
- Never say "watch this" when dealing with a hyperdrive
- Don't shoot out the controls to a bridge BEFORE you cross the bridge
- If you want to keep your friends warm, shove them inside a dead animal!!
- If you run a military academy, go over how to deal with small, furry opponents.
- Whining about power converters makes you look like an idiot.
- Dead animals usually smell worse on the INSIDE
- Never assume responsibility if it means you're likely to be choked to death.
- When your Tauntaun smells something, it's usually a good time to high-tail it outta there.
- When someone tells you to eject, it's probably a good idea.
- You really should fire on lifepods whether there are signs of life or not
- If you ever build a throne room, NEVER put a great big shaft leading to a big nuclear reactor right in the center of the room.
- Don't judge someone by their bad grammar
- An entire planet could have only one climate
-. Everything has a weakness, it's just a matter of exploiting it
* Emperor - overconfident
* Luke - friends
* Death Star - thermal exhaust port
* Stormtroopers - Ewoks
* Star Destroyers - bridge deflector shields
* Darth Vader - compassion for his kids
* Leia - smugglers
* Chewie - dead animals hanging from trees
- Beware those heart-to-heart talks with Dad. One of you might end up losing an appendage.
- never say "where are you taking this---THING---?" b/c the next thing you know, you're flying across the room.
- No matter how cool a guy's helmet looks, push him off a high place and he'll scream like a girl.
- Cool costume + Bare minimum of screen time = Eternal popularity
- Sticks and Stones WILL Break your bones.
- Nothing can happen without a Bothan spy dying
- Don't use targeting computers; rely on the voicesd in your head
- with good camouflage no one will see the big reflective gold droid you brought along.
- Take an R-2 unit with you...its better than any Swiss army knife.
353. A little one-on-one with Dad can cost you an arm or a leg - literally.
- Bounty Hunters turn into Alderaanian princesses when you kiss them.
- When all else fails....jump!