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Boba Rhett
01-29-2004, 05:31 AM
The word is that WB is eyeing Beyonce Knowles for Lois Lane and Johnny Depp for Lex Luthor. :rolleyes: WHY oh WHY did they not sign Selma Blair for Lois like they were planning to? Huh? Why?!

I guess they wanna compete with the freight train of **** without brakes, more commonly known as Catwoman.

01-29-2004, 06:25 AM

nooo..nooo nooo

there can only be bad things coming from this.... :mad:

01-29-2004, 10:20 AM
Beyonce? I'd guess you'd have to be supeman around her, or else her ass would crush you.

And as much as I like Johnny Depp... what the hell?

01-29-2004, 11:09 AM
oh god

Can't you hear it now??

A Superman song featuring Beyonce and some other Rapper.....

Ray Jones
01-29-2004, 11:24 AM
ladies and gentlemeeeennnn..

beyonce and ..

vvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaanillaaaaaa IIIIIIIIICCEEEEEEE!!

*crowd exploding*

01-29-2004, 11:32 AM
something grabbed a hold of me tightly, squeezed like a bear and **** me lightly.
dont it ever stop Yo - till i say so
Turn off the lights and It glows

ice ice baby

vanila ice was the coolest


Ray Jones
01-29-2004, 12:18 PM
yeah. back inne days i had this live album of him .. hehehe. soooooo cool. ;)

they still play him on the radio stations sometimes :p

and i can still to his crraaaazy fingermove.. yo.


Boba Rhett
01-29-2004, 12:22 PM
Wait wait,

Lois shall be played by none other than Whoopi Goldberg,


Jimmy Olsen will have his shoes filled, (heh) by Lassie,


The reanimated corpse of our dearly departed friend Jim Varney will don the cape of Supes,


And Lex will be simultaniously be played by both Jay and Silent Bob,


Oh and Perry White will now be a super intelligent bird that lives at the daily planet and gives out assignments - that just happened to accidentally injest kryptonite twenty seven years ago!!!1

This movie will write itself.

Sherack Nhar
01-29-2004, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak
Beyonce? I'd guess you'd have to be supeman around her, or else her ass would crush you. Uhm. What?

Rhett, I'm not sure why the WB would want to compete with their own other train wreck, Catwoman :D