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Das Mole
02-04-2004, 12:52 AM
just as a side note...the point of the senseless topic was to ask a question that was really kind of irrelevant and turn it into a nice discussion. kind of making a senseless idea into a logical one...catch my drift? kind of like...where do babies come from? well, when we're all little, i doubt our parents explained to us everything that goes on and stuff...and just evaded the topic by coming up with the stork. but the thing is...why pick the stork? why not the pelican, or the peregrine falcon? see? we're taking something that makes no sense and trying to make heads or tails of it. that is the point of the senseless topic. same thing with the tomatoes...nobody can really comprehend why someone would want to make so many different forms of tomatoes...57 to be exact. so the point of the topic was really to find out why the varieties were made and/or whether or not there was really a major difference. see, the key to figuring out why the varieties were made was seeing if there was a difference. if there wasn't a difference, we have a bunch of "varieties" that are really the same thing. but if they were used in completely different ways, then it would therefore make sense that there were 57 varieties. get the point?

so here's a little question for the inquiring mind-

why would anybody invent the gel pen? to write on black paper? or was there some kind of secret motive. pick your brains...i know someone has the answer. but don't literally pick your brains. especially through the corner of your eye. that would really hurt.

02-04-2004, 05:14 AM
I don't like Joshi closing Double Fine Productions... located in sunny San Fran-HELL!? (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=121971) and a some other threads. Why would he do that? If a thread is not good it will die a natural death. if people want to keep posting replies... well, that shows that there is interest in the topic. Mods should close threads for other reasons than that.

Ray Jones
02-04-2004, 02:25 PM

ok. DAS MOLE.. tomatos, eyh?
hmm.. if they are not tasting like PURE WATER i'm the man for tomatos and tomato-products.. spaghetti-sauce, pizza-sauce, lasagne-sauce, burger-sauce, fries-sauce, JUICE.. also nearly ANYTHING can be eaten together with KETCHUP made from .. TOMATOS .. errrmm .. wieners, cheese, noodles, steaks, burgers, potatos, eggs, toasts.

aaannnd .. .. ... gel pants? ..

*reads again*


why? errrmm. well.. BECAUSE. ;)


also some mod will soon step in saying something like "senseless topics where everybody is talking crap are considered SPAM and therefore will be closed.. see mole's thread. also if you dont like it, leave." .. someone else will then say something like "line up and shoot". soon we will get a new name for this forum here.. surely.
oh and.. DONT COMPLAIN. this is not the place where YOU have rights. ::


damnit. i hear shouts from the far.





02-04-2004, 02:41 PM
Hey, this thread is not about tomatoes! It's about gel pens, which I find starngely soothing.

02-04-2004, 02:44 PM
gel pens are great :dozey:

you see with normal pens they dry up quickly and you end up having to lick them or scribble on a piece paper for ages waiting for the ink to work its way though. now with gel pens thats a thing of the past. no licking or scribbling, just a ready-to-write pen every time.
also, apparently they leak less and even if they do they don't stain as badly as ink.

only 19.99, buy now and you'll receive a free case... but thats not all you'll also receive a free watch and a toaster

:D :D :D

02-04-2004, 06:39 PM
Where can I order? I want to give you my credit card number!

02-04-2004, 08:31 PM
Tomatoes come in many varieties, as do dogs. Don't question, just accept it.

Someone invented Gel pens. They sold. Someone invented the chocolate Teapot. It didn't sell. Things that sell are seen more often. Problem solved.

Yuf's post had nothing to do with anything, it was really just a chance to post senseless crap which is spam. There are people who should be lined up and shot. The name of the forum is changing. I think I've met Ray's quota for this thread, but I won't close it because I'm sure people will be upset, and I wouldn't want that now would I?

Good day to you.;)

Das Mole
02-05-2004, 12:47 AM
The name of the forum is changing

i always feel like it's always something i say or start up that makes some kind of major change :dozey: kind of narcissistic...but whatever.

anyway...i know that things that sell more often are seen more often, but why would someone make the gel pen? i thought that the point was to write on nearly any surface. but why would someone want to write on a mirror with gel pen? or your bedsheets? who does these kinds of things?

and while we're on the topic on senseless things...why don't why dub this the official senseless things thread? you come here when you see something that makes absolutely no sense, you post it, and we find out a logical explanation? yeah...

so here's the premiere topic...

why the stork? like i said in the original post. why does the stork deliver the baby? why not the pelican? with a pelican, you can make sure the baby stays nice and safe inside the pelican's mouth. or the peregrine falcon. the fastest bird. you can get a nice little speedy delivery of your baby. why the stork? is the stork even a bird?

02-05-2004, 02:07 AM
Stork is more fun to say I imagine.

02-05-2004, 09:11 AM
hmmm. I don't think I would want my baby delivered in a pelicans' beak. it would be so fishy and stinky. eugh. Besides, the song from dumbo wouldn't work if it was "watch out for mister pelican", too many syllables. :P

Storks can fly long distances, can't they? Maybe that's why. maybe they felt left out. Maybe they get bored and choose to deliver babies in their spare time. Maybe they have big families and need to work to be able to feed and clothe and house them.Maybe the younger stocks rebel and go aroung knocking over 7 11s and doing hard drugs because they don't want to face the truth. It is inevitable that one day, they too will be a part of the machine, delivering babies, day in day out, and having people ask "what's so good about storks? why not some other bird?", the same question they hatefully ask themselves every morning. Maybe there is no easy anwser.

Ray Jones
02-05-2004, 09:30 AM
and maybe people were some kind of crazy back in those days and also it's easier to say "the stork brings the children" than explain the whole thing like it is.

maybe there is also some historical explanation.

02-05-2004, 03:24 PM
I think it should have been a swallow, after all if they worked together they can carry cocunuts, so why not children?

02-06-2004, 03:41 PM
Leanord De Quirm is such a genius that he writes on his bed sheets as he's sleeping and when he wakes up finds the most interesting inventions nicely sketched out. If he had a gel pen (or if someone had invented it before he did) he'd be very grateful.

And basically, the stork brings the baby. it's not a story your parents make up, it's true, I saw it happen once, it was a beautiful sight. right up until the police were called because a stork had taken a baby at our picknic.