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Boba Rhett
02-10-2004, 06:49 AM
Balancing 11 utensils on his face, fifth-grader Tim Johnston appears to have Oregon boy's world record beaten by Two


http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2004/02/07/ba_spoons0087.jpg



Link (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/02/07/BAG5U4R7EE1.DTL) to story.


And let me save some of you the trouble by going ahead and posting this:

http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/spoonboy.jpg
There is no spoon.

Jared
02-10-2004, 06:54 AM
*stares*



spoon.


shiiiny.

Datheus
02-10-2004, 06:54 AM
Are those spoons red-hot? They don't look very red to me. If they were red-hot, I might be impressed.

Maybe if they were leaking acid. I don't know.

That was actually in the news? I guess it beats reading about Janet's tittah.

BCanr2d2
02-10-2004, 06:54 AM
Does it say anything about the super conductor he is standing???!!!

Where's Agen???? He'll love it!!

Crow_Nest
02-10-2004, 07:20 AM
How.... did.... he... do that?....

Must be born with some special power or a gift?

Jedi_Vogel
02-10-2004, 07:26 AM
"When he's got the spoons on his face he can't talk,'' she said. "He can do the spoons whenever he wants.''

What a lovely sister he has lol

Darth Rythe
02-10-2004, 08:10 AM
http://matrix.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/spoonboy.jpg

There is no spoon, there is only a soup spoon!

It's called glue:D

STTCT
02-10-2004, 08:15 AM
I was going to ask if he used something to stick them there...I don't buy it.

Sivy
02-10-2004, 08:19 AM
:indif:

...

*reads again*


:indif:


i'm disappointed Rhett :disaprove, a world of wacky news out there, like 'man marries hamster', "my uncle is now my step-sister" and you bring us this....

shame on you




:D :D :D

Boba Rhett
02-10-2004, 08:23 AM
Whatta ya want? I ran out of uncles and I killed the last hamster. :( At least... he should be dead by now. Hmmm...

Darth Rythe
02-10-2004, 08:40 AM
I told you to put the hamster in the water!
Not in a boat in the water!

leXX
02-10-2004, 08:54 AM
Ah, so they have found the real spoon boy. Maybe he will have a role in Matrix Reincarnated.

ET Warrior
02-10-2004, 04:07 PM
That kid has no friends.

ExcelsioN
02-10-2004, 04:39 PM
Bah! They've been glued there.

Mex
02-10-2004, 05:16 PM
That little kids cheating, he's looking up to keep them on his head. :|

swphreak
02-10-2004, 06:12 PM
I wanna see him do that with knives, sharp knives.

Perhaps he'll accidently stab himself <.<

BongoBob
02-10-2004, 08:33 PM
:rofl:

What a friggin dork!

:lol:

DarkLord60
02-10-2004, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by |GG|Crow_Nest
How.... did.... he... do that?....

Must be born with some special power or a gift?

Its called super glue hehe

TheHobGoblin
02-10-2004, 11:35 PM
I wish I could ben spoons, then I could ben Spidey!!!!

wassup
02-11-2004, 12:33 AM
There are no spoons. What you see is merely an illusion...

Jedi_Vogel
02-11-2004, 08:04 AM
There are no spoons...



.... or is there in fact no boy?


Hmmmmmmm.