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Mr.Burger
02-17-2004, 02:22 AM
no socks or shoes?

that's insane.

Alia
02-17-2004, 02:36 AM
Words.....I need more words!

Mr.Burger
02-17-2004, 02:44 AM
abstain.
berate.
comical.
dissent.
embargo.
fraudulent.
grammatic.
haze.
icily.
juniper.
klondike.
loop-de-loop.
mullified.
neurotic.
omnipotent.
pressured.
quizzical.
rambunctious.
stalemate.
tush.
undulating.
vireal.
windex.
yellow.
zafu.


now you know your abc's, love.

Alia
02-17-2004, 03:06 AM
I just said I needed words, not for you to DESCRIBE yourself in twenty-six.

Geez.

Ernil
02-17-2004, 03:19 AM
We'd also like some information. Some information and some lovin'.





Some information and some lovin'.

Skinkie
02-17-2004, 03:22 AM
Ooooo, lovin!

Alien426
02-17-2004, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by Alia
I just said I needed words, not for you to DESCRIBE yourself in twenty-six.
That's not 26, dear. He forgot to mention he's Xcentric.

Check out The Information (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B000000GSF001003/0/104-3078093-4079937) by Course Of Empire (http://www.courseofempire.com).

Sivy
02-17-2004, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Burger
no socks or shoes?

that's insane.


that is insane, almost as insane as no hat

Alia
02-17-2004, 12:54 PM
Originally posted by Alien426
That's not 26, dear. He forgot to mention he's Xcentric.
Besides needing words, I need to learn how to count.

Guybrush122
02-17-2004, 01:17 PM
Mmmmmmmm, words.

Yufster
02-17-2004, 01:49 PM
I can teached you your abc, but counting is way out of my league.

Darth Groovy
02-17-2004, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Siv
that is insane, almost as insane as no hat

No underwear = me

Sivy
02-17-2004, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
No underwear = me


why hello there sailor :naughty:


XD

Jedi-Monkey
02-17-2004, 04:20 PM
Um, have I missed something?
What is this?

Orca Wail
02-17-2004, 04:21 PM
*Looks at thread*

What the hell?:confused:

*throws underwear at Groovy*

hmm hmmm hmmm....

*stops*

Mr...Mr...MR. BURGER!

*runs at Mr. Burger with a roll of masking tape and a cage*
Don't let him get away this time!

Skinkie
02-18-2004, 03:03 AM
I have a friend who never wears underwear, she says it's very freeing.

Guybrush122
02-18-2004, 03:04 AM
Orca, I know this is hard for you to hear, but that's not Mr. Burger. That's a hotdog.

Ray Jones
02-18-2004, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by Skinkie
I have a friend who never wears underwear, she says it's very freeing.

yeah.. you can put a pantee on any time. what a picture.

:drool1:

Sivy
02-18-2004, 11:05 AM
i can't imagine not wearing underwear... i mean my love lenght needs its support, otherwise i would be tripping over it all day :D

my girlfriend uses the no underwear trick so i take her out...
"lets go out to dinner"
"but i'm watching the football"
"i not wearing any underwear"
"yeah, ok"

women! they always know how to get what they want

Orca Wail
02-18-2004, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Guybrush122
Orca, I know this is hard for you to hear, but that's not Mr. Burger. That's a hotdog.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU LIE!

*puts funnel on*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*hates you*

Ray Jones
02-18-2004, 03:15 PM
i know how to get what i want, too:

me: "hey baby, want to go out?"
my girl: "nah.. i'm tired."
me: "but.. you could leave your pantees here"
my girl: "oh.. .."
me: "*nods*"
my girl: "*throws pantee* i'm ready. lets go."
me: "nah. lets come here."


:xp:

Joshi
02-18-2004, 06:51 PM
as of yet I see no point to thios thread. carry on like this and it's closing time. a friendly warning from your friendly mod Joshi.

Ray Jones
02-18-2004, 08:04 PM
darn. mr. j. is right. i knew i missed something. the point. it was the point.

so.. what IS the point?

Mr Flibble
02-18-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Burger
no socks or shoes?

that's insane.

I thiught it was 'no shirt, no shoes.'

Now thats insane.

*apologises in advance*

Its INSANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Watch out burger boy. Its lunch time.

Guybrush122
02-18-2004, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU LIE!

*puts funnel on*




*puts some straw in his flanel shirt*



Aaaaaand, we're off to see the Wizard.....

Orca Wail
02-18-2004, 09:54 PM
*hates you* (http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/~megumi-m/gallery_images/hisa_Darkman.jpg)

hmm...I think I ate toto...

Skinkie
02-18-2004, 10:06 PM
I'm pretty sure this thread is about nudity, in some form or another. That's definately a topic worth keeping.

Guybrush122
02-18-2004, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
*hates you* (http://www.lares.dti.ne.jp/~megumi-m/gallery_images/hisa_Darkman.jpg)

hmm...I think I ate toto...


Mmmm, toto.


....By the way, sweet drawing.....
























*hates me*

Alien426
02-19-2004, 06:10 AM
Just because you don't see a point, Joshi, doesn't mean there isn't one.

There is no spoon.

The tree doesn't make a noise.

Ray Jones
02-19-2004, 07:05 AM
there is no closure. ::

Joshi
02-19-2004, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by Alien426
Just because you don't see a point, Joshi, doesn't mean there isn't one.

There is no spoon.

The tree doesn't make a noise.

There's is no point. There is a spoon. It makes a sound.

Now can someone please point me in the direction of the Point!

Guybrush122
02-19-2004, 04:33 PM
Well, it's not really a point. It's more of a parabolic equation.



But if a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to see it, and it springs back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?

Skinkie
02-20-2004, 03:16 AM
It depends on the color of the squirrels.

Ernil
02-20-2004, 03:44 AM
And their radius!

Mr Flibble
02-21-2004, 11:41 AM
And, of course, the colour of the tree.

Everybody knows a squirrel freaks out more over a purple tree than a blue tree.


Although, they do tend to get confused if its indigo...

Joshi
02-21-2004, 01:56 PM
Despite the fact that squirrels are colour blind, I don't think it makes much difference. And it would be impossible for the tree to get back up, it'd need at least five legs, and it only has three.

Jedi-Monkey
02-21-2004, 02:14 PM
If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it, do the other trees make fun of it?

Orca Wail
02-21-2004, 02:16 PM
It depends. If it was the nerdy tree with braces and the annoying wheeze, most likely...

...the radius of a squirel is one-half its diameter. What is the diameter of a squirrel?

Guybrush122
02-21-2004, 03:59 PM
Five.

Joshi
02-21-2004, 04:23 PM
No, actually it's twice it's radius. and I doubt the diameter of a squirrel would be 5, 5mm is too small as is 5cm. Let's not get started of 5`

But I don't think they'd make fun of it unless it was dancing to the cheeky girls at the time of said incident.

Orca Wail
02-21-2004, 06:12 PM
If a tree falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Mr Flibble
02-21-2004, 06:28 PM
Hell no.

Guybrush122
02-22-2004, 03:29 AM
Actually, depends on the tree.

Skinkie
02-22-2004, 06:05 AM
Is it a conifer or deciduous?

Joshi
02-23-2004, 07:17 PM
I doubt I'd care, but I may laugh if the mime was doing an impression of a guy running away from a falling tree. Now that's a cruel irony.

Ray Jones
02-23-2004, 09:22 PM
1. when that tree hits him, that the ultimate chance to prove what a good mime he is.
2. i wonder how he would mime the scrantsh

only one is funny, guess which one.

Orca Wail
02-24-2004, 12:35 PM
Ah, but my good compainions, the real question is WHY were mimes invented?

Government weapon?

Wraith of God?

Or something far worse...


[useless fact] Clowns are demonic...they were invented in the Middle Ages to represtent the Devil in festaviles (sp?) and such. [/useless fact]

Guybrush122
02-24-2004, 08:17 PM
Cotton candy was once used as a contraceptive in ancient Greece.


Ahhh, ancient traditions.

Skinkie
02-25-2004, 03:42 PM
I wonder if that would really work..... be back later.

Joshi
02-26-2004, 11:30 AM
Don't do it, trust me, it's not good. You end up getting very lost and sticky. And if a hedghog enters, oh the fur will fly. Because you know what they say about the hegdhog.

Now, if a tree falls in the woods and no ones around to see it, is it because the other trees are giving it the cold shoulder and ignoring it?

Or is there a deeper conspiricy? How paranoid is the tree?

Orca Wail
02-26-2004, 11:36 AM
the tree is afraid of redwoods...*kills self*

Sivy
02-26-2004, 04:02 PM
if a tree falls over, does the pope still sh*t in the woods?

also did you know that donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes?

fascinating eh?!

Skinkie
02-26-2004, 05:14 PM
Hey wait a second... what happened to Mr. Burger? He's all but disapeared.

Guybrush122
02-26-2004, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
the tree is afraid of redwoods...

Who isn't?


*shudder*