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mass2
02-18-2004, 07:10 AM
Hey newbie here, and im new to the forums. :p

Crow_Nest
02-18-2004, 09:15 AM
Hey mass2! :D Welcome to LF! http://crownest.poonpipi.com/images/beer.gif

Sivy
02-18-2004, 10:43 AM
what up hommie :wavey:

wlecome to the swamp, i hope your stay here is a pleasant one

Jabbas WhOr3
02-18-2004, 10:45 AM
Yeah... welcome to spam land.


**Runs back to KotOR Forum**

:p :D

Darth Rythe
02-18-2004, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by Siv
what up hommie :wavey:

wlecome to the swamp, i hope your stay here is a pleasant one

PLEASANT???? HA!!!!

Hey, don't worry soon you will get the usual gift baskets, people stapleing you to the floor, Rhett's elves eating you, and the most comman of all, run while you can.

Oh yeah one more thing, *runs away with his pants*

El Sitherino
02-18-2004, 11:08 AM
hi.
*hands you a monkey suit* :D

BCanr2d2
02-18-2004, 11:17 AM
Trained monkey butlers will be at your service, or if you are nasty, my war hmsters will attack

Darth Rythe
02-18-2004, 11:27 AM
Oh, and you will get some person with there wierd little army of hamsters

obi
02-18-2004, 01:58 PM
Oh, yet another youngster!

Welcome to the swamp. Make yourself at home. Build yourself a fire.

And if you see Rhett giving you a basket made by elves, know that they are not elves at all. Thay are indeed child slaves from Indonesia.

If it gets too wierd for you here, tough luck. We're not letting you leave.

*puts mass2 in cage*

Alegis
02-18-2004, 03:07 PM
The forum newbies liberation front office is currently closed, we cant save you from the cages ATM. Please accept this welcome card

Mex
02-18-2004, 03:09 PM
Hello.

*Throws mass* Bah, you're too heavy.

•-BLaCKouT-•
02-18-2004, 04:09 PM
Hiya Mass,

Welcome.
Have fun.
Wipe up after yourself.

:D B.

WolfmanNCSU
02-18-2004, 04:21 PM
Welcome, enjoy your stay.

Agen
02-18-2004, 06:04 PM
Have a Complementary Newbie Spoon replica gift :D

i take no responsibility for anything

Pie™
02-18-2004, 09:42 PM
Hello!
We have zeppelins :|

BawBag™
02-18-2004, 09:58 PM
Hullowherr! :D
Yeah...... what they said... ¬_¬

rick ulo 11103
02-18-2004, 10:02 PM
hello mass2!!! have a good time here and check out the roleplaying forum!!!
oh some people here are weird but youll learn to like them any way if you need help feel free to pm me or anybody else on the forums.




P.S. it was stupid of posting a hello thread you will be stapled duck taped whiped and your pant will be stolen + many more unplaesant things.

i was lucky enough not to post one :D

BongoBob
02-18-2004, 11:14 PM
Hullo.

*takes pants back from Rythe*

Here you go. If and when you return, be a little more careful.
Wait a minute! What am I doing!!!

*takes pants back*
Ok, whos got the rubber band shooter?

Oh and by the way, always remember that when trying to light a fish on fire underwater, always remember the futon.

:D

Mike Windu
02-19-2004, 12:30 AM
Meh, Bongo you take pants I shoot rubber bands... my aim is better :p

Welcome to heck blah blah blah(look at newer hello thread for the full run down on your stay here)

*shoots rubbber bands*

the dark deed you requested is done :D

Fear Peaches!!!!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA

Jedi Luke
02-19-2004, 12:40 AM
Hi mass2 and welcome to the LFNetwork. :)

:cheers:

topshot
02-19-2004, 01:23 AM
[God-like booming voice on]WHO IS HE THAT DARES ENTER MY DOMAIN?!?!? :vadar: [/God-like booming voice off] lol

Hello there, mass. Welcome to LF and enjoy your stay. It would be wise to follow Obi's advice, because I'm one of those strange dudes. Do as you please.

Run away while you still can!!!!!!

*Throws fish net over 'im, drags him in, locks the doors, and throws away the keys.*

........oops! My fault!

*Awaits major punishment from the next reply.*

Mike Windu
02-19-2004, 01:30 AM
*pats back* you have done well Topshot. You have earned your keep... IN HECK!

Mass you shalt not escape... until you pass the 100 post mark at least :D

DarkLord60
02-19-2004, 02:58 AM
Welcome aboard!

Astrotoy7
02-19-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Jabbas WhOr3
Yeah... welcome to spam land.

**Runs back to KotOR Forum**

:p :D

yeah....

but the kotor forums arent as fun.....


MTFBWYA

Jedi_Vogel
02-19-2004, 01:42 PM
Heya there, welcome to the Swamp of Chaos. If in doubt, don't shout :)

MTFBWY :)

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
02-19-2004, 02:09 PM
Sorry I'm late.


Originally posted by [RAA]-=Chi3f=-
-GENERIC RESPONSE 2.2

This will help you answer threads easier. Be sure to mis-spell a couple of words; this will make you look cool and cover the fact that you can't spell in teh first place.



1) I'M NEW THREADS [SINCERE]

A) Hi (NEW USER), Welcome to (FORUM NAME); Enjoy your stay; yadda yadda yadda (RANDOM SMILEY); Avoid (POPULAR FORUM USER)'s (NOUN); I bestow the (USLESS ITEM) of (VERB PLURALIZED) apon you; always remember (STARWARS/FAMILY GUY/ANIME/MOVIE QUOTE)!!!
B) If user is a former antagonist... I know it's you (FORMER USER); Don't try to deny it!; I'll tell (MODERATOR) on you... oh and do you still have that $5 you owe me?


2) I'M NEW THREADS [SHAMLESS SELF-PROMOTER]

A) If user claims to be important... /Sigh, yeah yeah you are teh L337 token-cowboy whoop-te doo la la, (NEW USER); Oh I think I know you from (GAME NAME).. yeah you are such a (VERB ENDING IN "ING")(VERB ENDING IN "ED")(NOUN)!
B) If user proclaims administrative importance elsewhere... You posess the (VERB ENDING IN "ING") traits of (PLURAL NOUN)!(EXCLAMATION)... (RANDOM SOUND)!
C) If user claims to be intelligent/artistic... Pfft, I can do that too; (MADTV STEWIE VOICE) Look what I can do!; Here's some of my work (DOWNLOAD AND EDIT MATERIAL IN PHOTOSHOP) Cool huh?!; It's not my best stuff, I was (VERB) that day and didn't feel like trying all that hard (PREPARE A "LEAVING FORUM FOR GOOD!" SPEACH)


3) I'M LEAVING THREADS [ANGRY]

A) If I know you... I'm sorry you are leaving. Too bad, so sad, have a nice life
B) If I don't know you... Wish I knew you; sad I don't... blah blah blah... and don't come back!


4) I'M LEAVING THREADS [HURT]

A) If I know you... Sorry you feel that way; I agree; have a nice life.
B) If I don't know you... Yeah yeah cry me a river already and get out of here.


5) IM BACK THREADS [NOSTALGIC]

A) If I knew you... Hey, welcome back (NAME)! Now stop spamming the threads before you get Lynched (FAKE LAUGH)
B) If I don't know you... Who the hell are you; I don't remember you; Leave my sight; your presence sickens us (RANDOM SMILEY)


6) IM BACK THREADS [CRAVING ATTENTION]

A) If I knew you... Oh hi (NAME)! Didn't know you left... never really cared either (SHRUG)
B) If I don't know you... Welcome back for the (NUMBER)th/st time; Have you ever seen the sun?


7) WHO'S THE (VERB)est IN THE SWAMP

A) Don't know; don't care
B) Anybody that joined the same time I did (give or take 2 months)

8) VS AND POLLS

A) If it's a pointless vs. thread... (RANDOMLY CHOOSE ONE). (PREVIOUS WINNER) vs. (RANDOM NOUN). (RANDOM SMILEY)
B) If it's a rediculous poll... ("ASH CATCHEM" VOICE) (MOST UNAPPROPRIATE CHOICE) I choose you!


-END


Hi mass2, Welcome to LucasForums > Network > JediKnight Series > Community > Yoda’s Swamp

Enjoy your stay

yadda yadda yadda :band:

Avoid BongoBob's Headcheese

I bestow the shoehorn of Coleslaw apon you

Family Guy Quote (Chris): When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonet up my nose, it tickles my brain! Ha! Hahahahaha! Ow! Oh, know I don't know math.

Jared
02-19-2004, 06:26 PM
hey...welcome....






...fresh meat rhett, where the hell are you, this kid needs a welcome basket....

ExcelsioN
02-19-2004, 06:33 PM
Sup, Welcome to LF.

:D :cheers:

Yeah, Rhett needs to give him a welcome basket

Joetheeskimo
02-19-2004, 06:38 PM
ROFL @ Chief :rofl:

Hey mass, welcome to LF.

PSST: Am I the only one that's noticed this guy hasn't posted once sine he made this thread? Is he the type of newbie that gets a bunch of welcomes and leaves?? Or did we scare him off?? :|

Darth Rythe
02-19-2004, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob
Hullo.

*takes pants back from Rythe*

Here you go. If and when you return, be a little more careful.
Wait a minute! What am I doing!!!

*takes pants back*
Ok, whos got the rubber band shooter?

Oh and by the way, always remember that when trying to light a fish on fire underwater, always remember the futon.

:D

*Hits him with wet towel, takes back pants and runs away*
I told you you would get all these things.

RoxStar
02-19-2004, 11:31 PM
Yep. Only this guys a two post wonder.

Darth Rythe
02-19-2004, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by RoxStar
Yep. Only this guys a two post wonder.

Most of them are.

Mike Windu
02-20-2004, 01:24 AM
Rythe does that make me special for sticking around? :D

HEY MASS2 COME BACK! YOU FORGOT YOUR.... LEGOS!!!!!!

Darth Rythe
02-20-2004, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
Rythe does that make me special for sticking around? :D

HEY MASS2 COME BACK! YOU FORGOT YOUR.... LEGOS!!!!!!

Damn straight!:D

Darth-Bane
02-20-2004, 01:37 AM
welcome

topshot
02-20-2004, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by Darth Rythe
Damn straight!:D

Hey, that's my line!

*Steals back his catch phrase and locks it up inside the Sith Vault.*

Darth Rythe
02-20-2004, 03:51 AM
*Hits old Master on head and blows up vault*

Is he coming back?

Mike Windu
02-20-2004, 05:27 AM
I confess, I killed him while he was on the toilet.

*hires Johnny Cochran*

I DIDN'T DO IT! *hides sandwich*

ET Warrior
02-20-2004, 05:47 AM
As King of the Swamp I command you to clean my shoes mass2!






oh...err.....hello

Pad
02-20-2004, 02:19 PM
Dont be ridiculous ET :p

We first need to give him the idea its all fun here and when he believes that he´s trapped and then we can abuse him :D

Welcome anyways mass ;)

ExcelsioN
02-20-2004, 06:03 PM
He's made a runner. I think he got scared by some of the, um, very strange welcome posts.

Captain Wilson
02-20-2004, 06:56 PM
Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge!

[posh voice] hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, a knight in shining armour! [/posh voice]

Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge!

rick ulo 11103
02-20-2004, 07:31 PM
we wont be seeing him anymore
unless he went on vacation to lalaland

but hes not aloud to go to lalaland, lalaland is my happy place, nobodys aloud in my happy place. when he comes back hes dead :evil2:

Master_Keralys
02-21-2004, 05:09 PM
Poor guy. We should really try to be nicer to new guys.

Or not. *cackles evilly* This weeds out the inferior, not insane enough normal people that don't belong here....

Seriously, dude, it's not that bad if you get past this crazy stuff...

•-BLaCKouT-•
02-21-2004, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by rick ulo 11103
we wont be seeing him anymore
Unless I let him out of the cupboard under my stairs... :evil1: But that's not very likely, he's keeping the others company.

Mu-ah-HAH-HAAAAH!!!111!!



*ahem*
:) B.

Mandalorian54
02-21-2004, 06:38 PM
Wered he go? Grabbs pitchfork and torch. "Let's start a mob and hunt him down! YEAH!!!!!!!!!