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Orca Wail
02-18-2004, 03:24 PM
At some point in my life, around 8th grade, an huge BETRAYAL happened to me, courtesty of my mother. I caused me to never watch movies I pick out in front of her, or watch much TV at all when she's around. She's also less trusted with secrets.

The BETRAYAL also taught me that the book is always incredibly different from the book, no matter what (dam you LOTR! You prove wrong!)

One day, a friend of mine asked me why I didn't watch Spirited Away(which i had purchased two weeks earlier) yet. I told her I hadn't a chance when my mother wasn't home. She was like WTF? Just watch it when she's home. I slipped and said BECAUSE OF THE BETRAYAL!

She laughed so hard she fell.

:toilet1: so I'm giving you guys a fun activity...

YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE BETRAYAL IS.

More hints...
1. It didn't involve porn...
2. ...or sex of any kind...(sorry guys)
3. Thanksgiving
4. Something blowing up
5. She was supposed to keep it a secret!! beeotch....
6. I like cheese...

GO. At the end of five days, the competition is over.

Ray Jones
02-18-2004, 03:57 PM
no question, it's all about pantees. definitly.

and if not.. it must though.

Sivy
02-18-2004, 04:14 PM
is she a porn star???!!!

oh wait, you said no porn :(


did she tell all your friends that you still wet the bed?

wait i got it! did she blow up some cheese at thanksgiving and then tell all your friends that you still wet the bed?

:D

Alien426
02-18-2004, 05:10 PM
Does it involve a fart?

Joshi
02-18-2004, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
The BETRAYAL also taught me that the book is always incredibly different from the book, no matter what (dam you LOTR! You prove wrong!)

The Book's different from the book? How does that work? Seriously?

Oh, and obviously, you blew up the thanksgiving day turkey and you're mother videotaped it whilst taking away your cheese and then she showed everyone.

Orca Wail
02-18-2004, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by Joshi
The Book's different from the book? How does that work? Seriously?

*kills self*
I'm the queen of typos...sue me.

Hints, hints, hints....

The BETRAYAL was done to promote family togetherness...

It has cause me to hate Brad Bird without hope of redemtion.

Occansionally, something shows up on the "Simpsons" that causes her to say "HEY, ISN'T THAT FROM..."

YOU HAVE YOUR HINTS...

...come on, guys. Be as orginal and crazy as you'd like.

And if you manage to hit close to the bone, I'll send you an invisible, intangible, tasteless cookie by mail as a reward.

Jared
02-18-2004, 07:11 PM
sorry, all I heard was the word sex.

Ray Jones
02-18-2004, 08:02 PM
huh?

jared just said sex without staring to the floor.

i mean.. JARED!!




..

err.. just to point that one out.

Guybrush122
02-18-2004, 08:48 PM
The BETRAYAL:

Simple, on thanksgiving day you all went to rent a movie. You couldn't wait, so instead you started to watch it before the family came home and then the T.V. exploded. Naturally, your mom found out but was sympathetic....you told her not to tell anyone. Yet, when the fam asked to watch the T.V. after thanksgiving dinner, she spilled the beans and since then your story has occured numerous times on the simpsons.




oohhh yeah.



(btw, spirited away KICKS ASS in its original japanese form...and even in dubbed english its the bomb)

Orca Wail
02-18-2004, 09:44 PM
oooooh! OOOOOOH! Guybrush, owowowowowowowowowowowow!
My bones!

...

He's the closest thus far...



Originally posted by Guybrush122
(btw, spirited away KICKS ASS in its original japanese form...and even in dubbed english its the bomb)

hmmm... (http://img16.photobucket.com/albums/v48/OrcaWaiL/nofacebulimia.jpg)
It swas AWESOME...i wouldn't watch it in front of parents though...

XD some Christian group thought it was violent because
Haku forces Chihiro to eat a berry!
Taji: EAT THE BERRY!
Orca: Nooooo! Berry RAPE!

Drk
02-18-2004, 09:46 PM
You're a cheese connoisseur. You'd kill for a good cheese.
Using deception and brute force you'd managed to obtain a small piece of seventeen-year old royal Cheese D'Or. Your mom caught you, while you tried to hide it in the fridge beneath the remnants of the day-before pizza marinera, but promised not to tell anyone.

On the Thanksgiving morning you ran to wash your hands thinking : Oh man, i'm gonna eat that cheese! All excited, you stormed back only to find your mother sharing it with the rest of your family.
Suddenly the neighbour's house blew up.

Simple as that...

Skinkie
02-18-2004, 10:09 PM
It involves a dancing turkey, of that I'm sure... or maybe a flying turkey.... or maybe somebody cutting the cheese...

Guybrush122
02-18-2004, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
oooooh! OOOOOOH! Guybrush, owowowowowowowowowowowow!

You see the joke coming, right? :naughty:


It was AWESOME...i wouldn't watch it in front of parents though...

XD some Christian group thought it was violent because
Haku forces Chihiro to eat a berry!
Taji: EAT THE BERRY!
Orca: Nooooo! Berry RAPE!

Yeah, that's violent....

GOD NO, NOT THE BLUEBERRY!!!! NOT THE BLUEBERRY!!!

Skinkie
02-19-2004, 02:42 AM
She said no porn, I assumed that meant even the fruit kind.

Orca Wail
02-19-2004, 03:38 AM
Originally posted by Guybrush122
You see the joke coming, right? :naughty:

goddammm...

I walked straight into that one....

...you are SICK...

No, there's no farting people.

five days...I know you guys can do better!

Hints, hints, hints....

It has caused a deep-seated hatred of Ted Hughes.

It has caused a deep-seated hatred of post-Thanksgiving activites

And lastly...:deathstar

Sivy
02-19-2004, 09:00 AM
your mom invited Ted Hughes and Brad Bird over for thanksgiving without telling you... you were rubbing cheese on yourself when they walked in. your mom quickly said that cheese was good for the skin. then later during the post-Thanksgiving activites everyone decides to play 'truth or dare' your mom got truth and told everyone that you have an obsession with cheese and still wet the bed.

:D

Joshi
02-19-2004, 02:24 PM
Ted Hughes still wets the bed!!

Orca Wail
02-20-2004, 01:26 AM
Originally posted by Joshi
Ted Hughes still wets the bed!!



:: I think he's dead...

:D He wets the coffin!

ffffoooouurrrrrrrr daysssssssssss....

hint, hint, hint...

HINT, DAMM YOU! (http://www.magicdog.com/journal/photos/20010104/images/haveyouseenthisrobot.jpg)

*dances away*

Noone will EVER figure this thing out....

*loves you*

Samnmax221
02-20-2004, 01:29 AM
Swearin your parents don't like swearing thats the damn answer andd you can tell your mom that

Sorry

And since when is their any girls on these forums god thats weird

Orca Wail
02-20-2004, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by Samnmax221
And since when is their any girls on these forums god thats weird

::

welcome to the 21st century...

Skinkie
02-20-2004, 03:10 AM
Girls are all over this forum, they rule us with an iron fist, it's like nazi Germany, but without the nazi's, and not neccessarily in Germany.

Orca Wail
02-20-2004, 03:45 AM
You! OBEY THE FIST!

Guybrush122
02-20-2004, 03:45 AM
Originally posted by Samnmax221
And since when is their any girls on these forums god thats weird

I'll tell you that if you tell me when punctuation and grammar went out of style...



Furthermore: I've finally figured out what the BETRAYAL is ....

(I suppose that word demands capitalization out of sheer respect for the incident).


Thanksgiving day. You have company coming over in the evening and you're all planning on watching a movie on T.V. afterwards. Well you sit down, and you read the newspaper. Oh no! Ted Hughes is on T.V. after Thanksgiving and your mother wants to watch that instead of the movie you already wished to watch. Naturally you get upset and DESTROY THE TELEVISION in a blind, MURDEROUS rage...

...your mother instantly forgives you and swears not to tell a soul it was you. Naturally, after dinner, the fam sits down to watch Ted Hughes and his poetry (the BASTARD!) and your mother spills the beans. You go upstairs to watch the movie in peace, but the fam invades and watches Ted on the upstairs T.V.





BWAHAHAHAH! I AM SOOOOO.....wrong. But hey, at least I'm guessing.

Sivy
02-20-2004, 09:30 AM
THE BETRAYAL

it was the day of Thanksgiving, and it was raining, rain of biblical proportions. it was 7.30pm and the family was about to sit down for a nice traditional thanksgiving dinner.
suddenly there was a knock at the door. the family looked at each other asking the unspoken question, who could that be?
The mother opened the door to which an old man stood waiting.
He was invited in, he looked hungry and weak. The old man looked familiar, but no one could place him. The mother asked him to join them and together they enjoyed the thanksgiving feast.
After everyone had filled their stomachs, they retired to the living room. The old man decided to read out a poem..
roses are red, violets are blue. i like Yazoo
"Are you a poet?" the mother asked.
"why, yes... my name is ted hughes"
"Oh i love your poems Ted, please recite us another one" the mother asked.
"But mom, Iron giant is on the T.V!" whined the daughter.
"now don't be rude" replied the mother. "she has an awful temper Ted, if only she learn some self-control... maybe she would stop wetting the bed too"
"mom!!!!" screamed the daughter.
In a fit of rage the young delinquent hurled a lump of cheese at the T.V, which exploded in a bright ball of flame.
"now see what you've done! you left me with no choice, its time for your ritalin"
so the family spent the night listening to the poetry of ted hughes, stopping occasionally only to wipe the dribble from the daughter's chin.

The End?

Orca Wail
02-20-2004, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Siv
"But mom, Iron giant is on the T.V!" whined the daughter.


?Where did you pull that out of??

no, no, NO!

Look at the thing NEXT to the news paper, fool!

ugh! (http://it.wce.wwu.edu/344/manual/glossary/pix/recyclebin.gif)

Sivy
02-20-2004, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
?Where did you pull that out of??




well i had to put brad bird in there somewhere

Alien426
02-20-2004, 06:37 PM
OK, it's Thanksgiving and you're all by yourself. Like any kid would, you decide to play with matches, lighters and various flammable solids, fluids and gases. In the process you burn something of value - maybe a piece of decoration like Bart did in that one episode. In an attempt to get rid of the incriminating evidence you take it out to the trash and hide it in under some other rubbish.

Days pass without anyone noticing the missing object. How quickly people forget...

Then, some day you watch a movie with your mom. It's a very romantic movie about a family where the kids do tell their parents everything and the parents are always understanding and forgive them instantly, to live happily ever after. Your mom - of course - melts away and talks you into sharing a secret with her. You don't yet have enough experience to smell the trap. But that is about to change soon after...

to be continued
be sure to watch the exciting finale

Orca Wail
02-20-2004, 08:51 PM
you know Alien, I am a bit of a pyro. When I was a lass, I once melted a 101 Dalmations dalmation in my basement slop-sink when I was bored/high/in a fit of insanity. It set off the fire alarm and woke up everyone... xD FUN!

Close, but no cigar, my double-mouthed friend...

Guybrush122
02-20-2004, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
Look at the thing NEXT to the news paper, fool!



Oh that? Yeah, I knew that. I was just, um, testing you. That's it! I was testing you....

Mr Flibble
02-21-2004, 12:00 PM
Okay,it was after Thanksgiving meal.
You wanted to watch TV.
You wanted to watch a Star Wars movie, but everyone else wanted to watch Ted Hughes on TV.

So you sulked off into the kitchen and got yourself some cheese.
You came in, tripped. The cheese blew up the TV by smashing into it, and you hurt your nose on a Ted Hughes book.
So you were rushed to hospital, were you had to explain the horrible tale.

You were embarrased, and told your mum not to tell anyone.

So when you were in the rental shop, your mum saw Star Wars and started reminding you of the story, very loudly.

Did I guess it? Do I win a prize?

Das Mole
02-21-2004, 02:47 PM
i'm betting that the secret was you stuffed the turkey with cheese as a prank, but your mom then said "hey everyone, orca put some cheese inside the turkey! isn't that nice?" completely ruining your entire prank. so you got mad and then once everyone went off to do their own thing, you watched lord of the rings by yourself, blah blah blah, and that's where guybrush122's story picks up.

Sivy
02-26-2004, 09:17 AM
so are we actually going to find out what the 'betrayal' was?

Orca Wail
02-26-2004, 10:19 AM
er...no....

*runs screaming out of LucasForums*

It was just something for you guys to do...

...how do you know if it even happened?

*run!*

Joshi
02-26-2004, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
...how do you know if it even happened?

How do we know anything ever hapens?

Well done Orca, you've just started another bloody philosophical discussion. I hope you're happy.

Evidentally, you now have to tell us what it was, or else I'll set the dogs on you. They're poodles, but they're pirahnah poodles, and you aint got no tainted meat!

Orca Wail
02-26-2004, 11:39 AM
No tainted meat, but I DO have some Tainted Love...

I'll never tell..........

....or maybe I will...just send $500 to...

Sivy
02-26-2004, 11:50 AM
if you don't tell then.... then er, Ray and I will turn this thread into a discussion of panties!

Philocleon
02-26-2004, 11:55 AM
I don't know why, but for some reason Ray has a weird kind of obsession with panties. Eh, too each their own, i guess. *Dumps a truckload of panties on Ray*

Alien426
02-26-2004, 11:56 AM
Do you know how much (http://www.xe.com/ucc) 500 Jamaican Dollars are in US currency???

Sivy
02-26-2004, 12:09 PM
thats nothing, what about 500 american dollars in Turkish Liras?

Ray Jones
02-26-2004, 12:28 PM
how much is it in pantees.


i mean me in pantees.



plus $500..

Orca Wail
02-26-2004, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Siv
if you don't tell then.... then er, Ray and I will turn this thread into a discussion of panties!

He probably will anyway...

...and since I'm not going to Jamaica or Turkey anytime soon, I will only accept dollars or maybe euros...


But now...

THE BETRAYAL AWARDS!!

MOST ORGINAL- Drk

MOST STRANGE- Siv (Sivvy B!)

MOST WTF- Das Mole (cheese in the turkey? hmm...I will try...)

and um...yeah...

...heres your chocolate-covered VCR...

Sivy
02-26-2004, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail

MOST STRANGE- Siv (Sivvy B!)



meh, another 'most strange' award... i'm running out of room!

:D


so you're really not going to tell us are you?

Orca Wail
02-26-2004, 01:44 PM
No, that was the point!...

...unless...

...unless someone can tell me...

heehee MORE AGRAVATION!

(hey, it gives us stuff to do, oui?)

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS
1. What was the Phantom of the Opera's orginal instrument of choice?
2. In the novel Frankenstien, what was DeLacy's instrument?
3. What do I have in my pocketes? (its not string, or handes)
4. True or False...There are Coke machines connected to the internet
5.T/F...Blood can "bounce" on ice
6. T/F...the anaconda is the longest snake in the world
7. 3, 9, 81, 6561. Whats the next number?

I WILL ONLY TELL IF SOMEONE ANSWERS THESE ALL CORRECTLY
BONUS
8. Why am I doing this?

The real story isn't that fantastic...however...

Ray Jones
02-26-2004, 02:01 PM
6. sivs anaconda is the longest in teh world
7. 43046721
8. attention whoring.friendship.



somebody really has to explain that pantee thing to me.

Sivy
02-26-2004, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTIONS
1. What was the Phantom of the Opera's orginal instrument of choice?
2. In the novel Frankenstien, what was DeLacy's instrument?
3. What do I have in my pocketes? (its not string, or handes)
4. True or False...There are Coke machines connected to the internet
5.T/F...Blood can "bounce" on ice
6. T/F...the anaconda is the longest snake in the world
7. 3, 9, 81, 6561. Whats the next number?

I WILL ONLY TELL IF SOMEONE ANSWERS THESE ALL CORRECTLY
BONUS
8. Why am I doing this?



1. scalpel
2. tuba
3. your hand
4. true! 'give me a coke internet!' *waits* mmmmm... maybe its false
5. true
6. false
7. 65612 or something
8. because you have nothing better to do

bong!

Skinkie
02-26-2004, 05:19 PM
So wait a second, we did all this guessing for nothing? Feel my rage building! FEEL IT!

Alien426
02-26-2004, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
...and since I'm not going to Jamaica or Turkey anytime soon, I will only accept dollars or maybe euros...
That was my whole point, that Jamaican currency is called dollars just like US currency is. Then some shmock came along with poultry money...

Ray Jones
02-26-2004, 06:21 PM
we got to get to know the truth.



tell us already or else..!





*points to tapestry and cement shoe set*

Orca Wail
02-26-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by RayJones

8. attention whoring.


Me? An attention whore? :angel: never!

the answers

are...

1. Volin
2.Guitar
3. The preciiiooousss....
4.TRUE! they have one at MIT, I think. Had to do a 9th grade mini-report on them
5.True. It looks awesome
6.FALSE! the anaconda is the heaviest snake, but the boa constrictor is the longest.
7. I'm failing math...T_T...

ANNNDDD...
8. Because I can!

THE TRUE STORY OF THE BETRAYAL
everybody! SHHH!

In the 8th grade, a friend of mine lent me some weird Japanese cartoons (no hentai, you freak! ;) ) as well as The Lion King (i never really got to watch it), The Nightmare Before Christmas and The Iron Giant. It was like, her whole cartoon library. It was insane.

She had lent me them for Thanksgiving break. She was going away so she really didn't care, w/e...

Okay, the first thing you must know is that in my house, its better to be caught watching porn then cartoons. I'm not kidding. Espically with a sister who looks for "fodder" at every turn.

So naturally, I wanted privacy to watch my movies. I was moving the baby TV/VCR 13 inch-piece-of-crap into my room when my mom caught me. I explained, and she was like okay, sure. I asked her to PLEASE TELL NOONE...and she was cool. She even went out and bought me special surround sound headphones for the TV.

Then my sister spotted the headphones in the SamGoody bag. She asked what they were for so my mom TOLD HER.

I watched my movies happily, with my headphones and a bowl of cereal...

Then came Thanksgiving itself. Went off without a hitch. Then came post-meal TV watching, and we all argued about what to watch.

My sister said "Hey, Kris. Why don't we watch one of YOUR movies?"

And my mom was like "Yeah thats a great idea! Go pick one, chop-chop!"

I wanted to tackle her. I refused to pick one, so she stormed into my room and picked Iron Giant.
I felt like and idiot, and it was fodder for my sister she's never afraid to use...when my mother's back is turned, of course...

Now, Brad Bird directed the movie. Bird once worked on "The Simpsons", so there was alot in Iron Giant that was Simpsons influenced. Blah. So...

Every now and then, the giant makes a cameo in some form on the show. Watch the Halloween episode with the AI house carefully. THAT F*CKER IS THERE, I TELL YOU!

So there it is...yeah...exciting and thrilling, isn't it?

*kills self*

Guybrush122
02-26-2004, 08:45 PM
I'd plant some random cartoon movies in your sisters room, and "stumble" upon them while your mom was there. That way you could conquer northorn Europe....and soon THE WORLD!

Plus I hear that after every cartoon movie is watched, an angel gets its wings...

*sigh*











Great story, though...but it would've been better if you ACTUALLY tackled your mom.

*deep thought*

Ray Jones
02-26-2004, 09:15 PM
when comes the part with the pantees?

Drk
02-26-2004, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail

MOST ORGINAL- Drk



Oh boy, oh boy! My very own Betrayal Award (TM) !
On the ocassion i'd like to thank my mom, my dog, my ISP, the producers and the whole cast - you were really supportive guys...
(Hell! What am i saying?)

Orca - send me over the champagne. And please have it delivered by Uma Thurman...Ok, i'm not picky- it might be Natalie Imbruglia as well. Do we have a deal?

Orca Wail
02-26-2004, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by Drk
Orca - send me over the champagne. And please have it delivered by Uma Thurman...Ok, i'm not picky- it might be Natalie Imbruglia as well. Do we have a deal?

How about a half-finished bottle of Pepsi I found under my desk duck-taped to monkey?

Skinkie
02-27-2004, 03:07 AM
You have a monkey under your desk?

Drk
02-27-2004, 07:39 AM
Orca - i'll accept ANYTHING as long as the delivery part is in force...

Orca Wail
02-27-2004, 12:33 PM
Originally posted by Drk
Orca - i'll accept ANYTHING as long as the delivery part is in force...

please allow 560 weeks for delivary...

@Skinkie: A monkey UNDER my desk?! xD how would I ever get any homework done?

PS I was talking to the old friend who lent me all the movies, and she SCREAMED at me. She told me to get over it. Then I asked her if she ever forgave her father for making her watch the entire four hours of "It" when she was nine. She said OF COURSE NOT.

so I told her to stfu...:p in a joking way, of course...

Sivy
02-27-2004, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail

I was talking to the old friend who lent me all the movies, and she SCREAMED at me. She told me to get over it.


i have to agree with your friend.

i mean if i wanted to watch Miss Congeniality or something, then i would damn it! and i wouldn't care what anyone says.

blarg!

Skinkie
02-27-2004, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
How about a half-finished bottle of Pepsi I found under my desk duck-taped to monkey ?
^
Hey you were the one who said it. monkey

Guybrush122
02-27-2004, 08:07 PM
Orca, if it makes you feel better, I forgive your mom.




But you shouldnt.

Ray Jones
02-27-2004, 08:11 PM
although i have this funny picture in my mind.. question: is duck tape something that peta should be concerned about..?

Orca Wail
02-28-2004, 12:13 AM
NO, NOT THAT KIND OF DUCK TAPE, RAY! T__T....

@Guybrush: I attempted to tackle her today.

@Siv: yeah, I should get over it...as soon as Warner Bros. pays my ransom...

My sister's always like, if I say ANYTHING bad about her, she says "oh, cry me a river so I can build a brigde so you can GET OVER IT."(i swear, thats what she always says xD). And when my moms not around she's still like "ooooo, go watch a cartoon. Do you need a diaper, too?"

My sister is a pain in the ass because my mom is so blind she can't see what that &H$JN does. RARRGH.

And the worst part?

Sister is, like, 21. She's in colledge and she acts like this.
NOONE IS ALLOWED TO CALL ME IMMATURE ANYMORE.

[/attention whore]

Joshi
02-29-2004, 07:51 PM
Wow, that was so not worth it. Nobody got hit in the face with a custard pie, nobody got a bucket of water dropped down their pants (and if you'd made it pantees, ray would have been a lot happier) and no one was white washed! I swaer, a little bit of all that in Romeo and Juliette and the bloodty play would have been perfect. I'm off to get into a very small car with a lot of very big people (whoa! deja vu!)