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Darth Groovy
02-21-2004, 02:31 AM
My girlfreind sent me this e-mail. It's good for a quick laugh.


This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it
onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day! And, if we are honest, we have a lot
more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor...Follow the
instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name, put
it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-
workers. Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to
you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - my son-in-
law's senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the
subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a
day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day!

Boba Rhett
02-21-2004, 02:35 AM
Crusty Girdletush. :eek:

_PerfectAgent_
02-21-2004, 02:39 AM
Zippy Bubblelips :p I remembered that... :D

IG-64
02-21-2004, 02:45 AM
Crusty Gizzardhead

Darth Groovy
02-21-2004, 02:47 AM
I'm not saying mine. No farkin' way! :p

wassup
02-21-2004, 02:49 AM
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

I don't have a 3rd letter in my first name. :(

IG-64
02-21-2004, 02:50 AM
Originally posted by wassup
I don't have a 3rd letter in my first name. :(

Hmm.. just use the second one, can't hurt

TiE23
02-21-2004, 02:51 AM
Boobie Girdlemouth :lol:

TiE

Phizzle
02-21-2004, 03:23 AM
Chim-Chim Girdlechunks

El Sitherino
02-21-2004, 06:18 AM
cheeseball chickenpants.... >_> *nibbles on self*

Alegis
02-21-2004, 07:14 AM
Crusty applesniffer

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

-ST-i_stinks
02-21-2004, 07:35 AM
HEy She took this out from 1 of the Captain Underpants book series:

Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants!

written by Dav pilkey i believe since that book also contain it.

ExcelsioN
02-21-2004, 08:37 AM
I'm not gonna say what mine comes out as....but if you want the letters are 1)m 2)a 3)s . :rolleyes:

Hermie
02-21-2004, 09:56 AM
Loopy Cootiebrain :indif:

BawBag™
02-21-2004, 10:27 AM
Poopsie Bubblebrain. :confused:

Druid Bremen
02-21-2004, 11:39 AM
........... Zippy Applepants. Lol.

Anthony
02-21-2004, 12:55 PM
Poopsie Bubblelips.

:eek:

Dath Maximus
02-21-2004, 02:41 PM
Loopie Cootieshorts



WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?!

jokemaster
02-21-2004, 02:54 PM
Loopy Girdlehiney





I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE MY NAME

DarkLord60
02-21-2004, 03:17 PM
snotty applebicuits

|GG|Carl
02-21-2004, 03:23 PM
Loopy Burgerbun



Burgerbun??? Sounds like some kind of american snack or something. :D

DarkLord60
02-21-2004, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by |GG|Carl
Loopy Burgerbun



Burgerbun??? Sounds like some kind of american snack or something. :D

I am an American and I've never heard of anything like that.

IG-64
02-21-2004, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by wassup
I don't have a 3rd letter in my first name. :(

Now i'm curious.





:p

•-BLaCKouT-•
02-21-2004, 03:59 PM
Zippy Apple-Tush :rock:

B.

< 900 posts!! w00t! >

edlib
02-21-2004, 04:17 PM
Oprah Cootietush.

Classy,.. no?

Coincidently, this is also my porn-star name! :p

:joy:

ExcelsioN
02-21-2004, 04:26 PM
Well, this is mine.

Pinky Apple-fanny

Hmmm...quite. :rolleyes:

Jed
02-21-2004, 06:49 PM
Poopsie Applesniffer.

...*rolls around in thunderous laughter*

Wait,

Originally posted by Alegis Gensan
Crusty applesniffer

You have a similar last name :|

jebbers
02-21-2004, 09:53 PM
mine is Zippy Gizzard-Tush :swear: WTF does this mean?????

Joetheeskimo
02-21-2004, 10:02 PM
Hey, DarkLord60, what's your first name? We got the same new first name - snotty. Joy :p


I got Snotty Bubblebuns. Hehe

ET Warrior
02-21-2004, 10:19 PM
tootie cootienose.


AWESOME!

the_raven_03
02-22-2004, 06:12 PM
zippy girdlenose

Darth Slayne
02-22-2004, 06:26 PM
Boobie Gigglehiney...........charming. Just charming.

:mad: :confused: :) :D

Hey Groovy! Are you refering to E-mail when you speak of forwarding?

Kusanavi
02-22-2004, 06:33 PM
Zippy Pizzabuns o.O

DarkLord60
02-22-2004, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by joetheeskimo5
Hey, DarkLord60, what's your first name? We got the same new first name - snotty. Joy :p


I got Snotty Bubblebuns. Hehe

Joshua

BongoBob
02-22-2004, 07:03 PM
Oprah Cootie-Brain? WTF?

RoxStar
02-22-2004, 07:22 PM
Flunky Bananajuice

ExcelsioN
02-22-2004, 07:28 PM
These are completely random...and strange.

Acrylic
02-22-2004, 07:31 PM
Flunky Bubblehiney

Mike Windu
02-22-2004, 08:01 PM
*record scratches*

Buttercup Waffletushie

Huzzah!:D

Neverhoodian
02-23-2004, 01:38 AM
Squeezit Bubblemouth

I didn't know I had it in me.:p

Lil Killa
02-23-2004, 01:59 AM
snotty abblebrain :P

Mike Windu
02-23-2004, 02:04 AM
hehe, reflects your personality killa... Snooty and your brain is made of apples...:p
*runs down the street*

Tyrion
02-23-2004, 02:09 AM
Zippy Applemouth...

If anyone has a clue, please tell me what the hell that's supposed to mean..

Mike Windu
02-23-2004, 02:17 AM
it means we stuff your mouth with apples and zip it up... then we throw you into onto a Hawaiian platter

RoxStar
02-23-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by Acrylic
Flunky Bubblehiney

I'm Flunky too. Whats your first name?

rick ulo 11103
02-24-2004, 04:05 AM
any one with zippy as there new first names is your name
santiago?

zippy cootiebrain

IG-64
02-24-2004, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by rick ulo 11103
any one with zippy as there new first names is your name
santiago?

zippy cootiebrain

How about Jon? That'll work too.

Darth Eggplant
02-25-2004, 02:25 PM
Cheeseball BubbleSniffer :D

Sivy
02-25-2004, 02:58 PM
crusty bubble brain


:D

Mex
02-25-2004, 03:08 PM
Pinky cootie face.

:|

MaulerZ
02-28-2004, 05:30 PM
Zippy Bubblefanny :confused: :p

ZBomber
03-02-2004, 02:06 AM
Flunky Girdle Mouth! I win! :D

HOORAY FOR HINTS!

Mike Demb...... :p