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jojobob
02-23-2004, 12:19 AM
"How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?"

Who asked the wood craftsman that in the beggining of Monkey Island 2? I did :D . Can someone follow up?

Skinkie
02-23-2004, 03:04 AM
I think everybody asked him... I however could not follow it, a bit to complicated for my little mind.

Jedi-Monkey
02-23-2004, 08:01 PM
A wood chuck would chuck no amount of wood since a wood chuck cant chuck wood.

Thrik
02-23-2004, 08:44 PM
If a wood chuck could chuck wood, a wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

HT_Threepwood
02-24-2004, 05:12 PM
Would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I don't think a woodchuck would chuck.

Jedi-Monkey
02-24-2004, 06:40 PM
I think he wanted the actual reply there. Although those are good efforts. I could post the whole thing, cos I have it written down but I wont. That will spoil the fun of trying to remember it off of your head.

HT_Threepwood
02-24-2004, 07:30 PM
I know the real lines too, it's just funnier if you say funny woodchuck sentences (if you read the last sentence of my woodchuck-story, i think you'll be pleasantly surprised!)

Jedi-Monkey
02-24-2004, 09:37 PM
Woodchuck story?
Go on. Im intrigued now.

HT_Threepwood
02-25-2004, 08:53 AM
Well, the two sentences above... didnt know what to call it, so i said "story".

anyway: I don't think a woodchuck would chuck.
^ the last 3 words....

Governor Phatt
02-25-2004, 03:04 PM
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

a wood chuck would chuck no amount of wood since a wood chuck cant chuck

if a wood chuck could chuck wood, what amount of wood would a wood chuck chuck?

even if a wood chuck could chuck wood and a woodchuck could chuck wood, should a wood chuck chuck wood?

....or something

:rolleyes:

HT_Threepwood
02-25-2004, 05:04 PM
Oh shut up :P
joking, please go on!

Skinkie
02-25-2004, 10:04 PM
How much up could a Woodchuck shut, if a woodchuck could shut up?

Governor Phatt
02-26-2004, 11:41 AM
Ba-doom ching :D

02173
02-27-2004, 04:04 PM
how many wood would a woodchuckle chuckle if a woodchuckle could chuckle wood?

HT_Threepwood
02-27-2004, 11:51 PM
How much worm would a woodworm worm if a woodworm could worm wood?

Mr Flibble
02-28-2004, 05:09 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck ciuld chuck wood.

The real question is

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Woodchucks can't chuck wood. Federal Law. :D




I guess you had to be there.
A while ago, I was talking to this girl called Lucy, and she asked 'Whats the rule about white guys dancing in public?'
This was from Scrubs and the answer is 'Not unless they're gay..'
I didn't get , so I said White guys can't dance in public. Federal Law. She laughed anyway.
So next day I asked her ' How much wood.... '
And she said 'Woodchucks can't chuck wood.Federal Law.'




Living proof of life outside the forums.

Skinkie
02-28-2004, 05:38 PM
Don't bring that filth in here, life doesn't exist, we're all just part of the machine.

Jaws
02-28-2004, 10:05 PM
how much wood could a LeChuck chuck if a ... um ... never mind

jojobob
03-01-2004, 02:29 AM
wow, those are all good except for the woodworm :rolleyes:
maybe we should start another topic about the swordfigting phrases

Thrik
03-01-2004, 05:12 AM
Or not.

One-eyed Wendy
03-01-2004, 06:33 PM
Don't mean to barge in on anything,but here's my contribution:

This little story is called 'Woodchucks saving the Forests'

Would good wood chucks cuck wood if wood chucks could chuck wood? For good wood chucks chuck wood when wood chucks know they should...as wood chucks chucking wood is a pretty big waste of good wood. So should wood chucks chuck wood when wood chucks chucking wood is such a waste of good wood? I think wood chucks should chuck wood only when there is no good wood for wood chucks to chuck, but bad, chuckable wood for good wood chucks to chuck!!!


Phew! I'm exhausted! :D