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Codja X
04-22-2004, 12:23 PM
a: the same reason i'm addicted to nicotine

q: why is the colour red associated with the left wing?

04-22-2004, 09:08 PM
A: Because It looks good.

Q: Why am I alive.

Johch Ai'oki
04-22-2004, 11:04 PM
A: Because you aren't dead.

Q: What do I get when I ask a Stupid Question like this? :p

04-23-2004, 02:51 AM
A: You get a stupid answer.

Q: Why am I not dead.

Johch Ai'oki
04-23-2004, 06:07 AM
A: Because you're alive.

Q: What do I get when I ask an Idiotic question? :p This is sort of going in circles here... Don't answer it if you don't want to.

Sam Fisher
04-23-2004, 02:33 PM
A: Then you will have aksed an idiotic question :D

Q: Has the forums really degraded of late?

04-23-2004, 06:15 PM
A: Depends...

Q:You said Batdroid was alive. Ya got proof?

04-23-2004, 06:46 PM
A: He dosen't but i do If not how am i typing.

Q: If i am dead then how am i typing

04-24-2004, 11:56 PM
A : Because it's franchised by the UK LP collections agency.

Q : Why isn't my name Gorbush Ukaukukukuka?

04-25-2004, 10:31 AM
A: if it was, would you still be alive?

Q:Wait, that answer is also my question.

Sam Fisher
04-25-2004, 03:12 PM
A: Pfft, no lol.

Q: What make the world go round?

04-25-2004, 03:34 PM
A : The definition of "real".

Q : What was really the whole Matrix business about? (answer Homestar Runner style).

04-25-2004, 08:02 PM
A: WTF is homestar runner?

Q: And again, that's also my question (how do i do it... that can also be considered my question.)

04-25-2004, 08:26 PM
A : The Homestar Runner is an animated series, games, you name it. Get to know more at www.homestarrunner.com.

Q : Why isn't the truth what i want it to be?

04-25-2004, 08:54 PM
A: if it was, it wasn't the truth!:p

Q:how stupid can a question be?

04-25-2004, 09:07 PM
A : As stupid as humanly possible.

Q : Why does it seem that Doomgiver and me are the only active posters here? (right now.)

04-25-2004, 09:09 PM
A:cause we're friggin addicted to posting, that's why!

Q: is that a bad thing?

04-25-2004, 09:18 PM
A : If you were asking Datadogg, yes.

Q : What does the Architect in the Matric Reloaded mean with all that bull ****e?

04-25-2004, 09:37 PM
A: I did, but i forgot.

Q:does anyone else know?

04-25-2004, 09:45 PM
A: Yes we all know something.

Q: Why am I here at this website.

04-26-2004, 01:42 AM
A: the question is not why are you here, but why, see the answer is shibly? shibly boh, shi boh, shibly bobly

Q: what is shibly shibly boh, shi boh, shibly bobly?

04-26-2004, 09:45 AM
A: You are

Q: Can we grow cucumbers on Saturn?

Sam Fisher
04-27-2004, 06:15 PM
A: Yes, but they are like 10 feet tall. >.<

Q: Do you like M&Ms?

04-27-2004, 09:21 PM
A: No but I like mm&ms.

Q: Why am I posting this.

04-27-2004, 10:28 PM

Q: QUACK?!?!?!

04-27-2004, 11:41 PM

Dogs meow don't they?

04-28-2004, 01:16 AM
Well, if dogs went "meow", then that darn cat would be "barking" down the tree!

Who here thinks heroes own all villains?

04-28-2004, 12:35 PM
A: Sorry I don't think heroes would have slaves.

Q: Why don't they have slaves.

04-28-2004, 12:42 PM
A: they do.

Q:is there someone that doesn't like KOTOR?

dark jedi 8
04-28-2004, 09:41 PM
A. yep. its them damn martians!
Q. should we start a nuclear war with mars. hou'd win?

Sam Fisher
04-29-2004, 09:13 AM
A: Pluto.

Q: If I stole your computer, who would you kill first?

Codja X
04-29-2004, 09:27 AM
a: You

q: how would you like to be killed?

Sam Fisher
04-29-2004, 10:23 AM
A: A thermal det, or shot with a blaster.

Q: Which one?

Codja X
04-29-2004, 10:44 AM
a: A Blastech Dl-44 Blaster pistol

q: where would you like to be shot?

04-30-2004, 09:24 AM
Two inches above my head.:D

Why am i feeling bored?

Codja X
04-30-2004, 10:41 AM
a: because you've not got enough to do

q: maybe if I aimed 2 inches lower it would cure your boredom?

04-30-2004, 03:56 PM
Heck, I'll do anything to cure boredom! :D

Which are you willing to shoot: the left kidney, or the right kidney?

04-30-2004, 07:45 PM
A: Yours or mine.

Q: Why won't my dog stop barking.

04-30-2004, 09:45 PM
A: Because mine won't.

Q: What'll it take to get them both to shut up?

Sam Fisher
04-30-2004, 10:14 PM
A: *Cocks his .45*

Q: IS that a good choice?

05-01-2004, 02:48 AM
Putting a sword in your head? Definetly!

Where is my golden, jewelled, 39-karat crown?

Sam Fisher
05-01-2004, 09:13 AM
A: My dog ate it.

Q: What if you mix an chickin with a monkey?

05-02-2004, 11:18 AM
A: Bad things will happen.

Q: what if you mix the monkey, chicken and an elephant?

Sam Fisher
05-02-2004, 11:29 AM
A: Monchickphant.

Q: What happends if you cross a shark with a tiger?

Johch Ai'oki
05-02-2004, 12:04 PM
A. Shartiger

Q. What happens if I push this button here? *gesters to big green button*

Sam Fisher
05-02-2004, 05:48 PM
A: Your car will blow up.

Q: What if you press the red one?

Johch Ai'oki
05-02-2004, 06:39 PM
A. You would blow up. :p

Q. How come I wasn't aware of having my own car? Oh wait, scratch that. Intended question: How come people wear pajamas in Star Wars games?

05-03-2004, 12:21 AM
A: Because it makes them feel good.

Q: If something has half the carbs, does it have half the taste.

05-09-2004, 12:17 PM
Yes, so double the carbs, double the taste!!!

Can I ask a question?

05-09-2004, 04:27 PM
If you couldn't, you'd now be in a ****load of trouble...

What kind of dumb question is that?

dark jedi 8
05-10-2004, 05:48 PM
A. its more along the lines of a statement.
Q. does it really matter?

05-11-2004, 02:51 AM
A : Hoogah.

Q : How much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

05-11-2004, 12:28 PM
A: the square root of pi.

Q: Baloogah.

dark jedi 8
05-11-2004, 07:15 PM
A. not at the moment.
Q. wtf?

Sam Fisher
05-12-2004, 09:28 AM
A: Stfu nub. ^^

Q: What does that ''really'' mean?

05-12-2004, 09:49 AM
A. One must look inside himself to find answer.

Q. Am I too addicted to Star Wars?

Sam Fisher
05-12-2004, 10:02 AM
A: Hell no, just to the forums.

Q: What is a puffball?

05-12-2004, 10:25 AM
A. A ball of puff

Q. What's with anal probing?

Sam Fisher
05-12-2004, 10:32 AM
A: Do we really want to know? :P

Q: Where do you get ice creme?

05-12-2004, 11:12 AM
A. Only God know's where it REALLY comes from.

Q. Whats with the 21 year old math teachers?

05-12-2004, 11:51 AM
A: E=mc2 divided by the square root of pi.

Q:It IS a stupid question stupid answer thread right?

Sam Fisher
05-12-2004, 02:56 PM
A: Lemme think.....

Q: What does the thinking?

Glaive v.1
05-13-2004, 10:39 AM
A: A crazy phycotic monkeybird

Q: Where can i find a monkeybird

05-13-2004, 11:01 AM
A. Easy. Just leave a female monkey with a bird in a cage and turn off the lights.

Q. Why do we need to take English classes?

05-13-2004, 12:05 PM
A:to learn french

Q: Why do we have to learn french? it's the most illogical language in entire europe!

05-13-2004, 02:54 PM
A : Sacre Bleu! What kinda question is zat?

Q : Can you go and assasinate George Dub-yew?

05-13-2004, 04:32 PM
A: maybe but i won't

Q: Is starwars the best movie ever?

05-13-2004, 04:34 PM
A : Hardly.

Q : Can someone send me the cutscene files and the music files for Outlaws. My dog ate'em.

05-13-2004, 07:48 PM
A. Egad! Pirating!

Q. Vats wit all de shoutin'?!

05-14-2004, 11:06 AM
A: Not much that i know of...

Q: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'hardly'???

Sam Fisher
05-18-2004, 08:14 PM
A: Hardly, as in maybe... or something...

Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?

05-19-2004, 11:00 AM
The cow didn't, the snake jumped over the moon.

Does a godzilla-eating tiger really exist?

05-19-2004, 03:48 PM
A:Not anymore, it's extinct because it choked on godzilla's tail.

Q: Why do i jump in again?

Sam Fisher
05-19-2004, 07:57 PM
A: Because its in your spam blood.

Q: What is George?

05-20-2004, 02:02 AM
George is a "ge" with "Geor" included. Geor-Ge!

Why did the aerodactyl cross the road?

Sam Fisher
05-20-2004, 08:40 PM
A: Because there was another one on the other side.

Q: What is a smilie?

05-21-2004, 06:04 AM
A: :confused:

Q: What is 1352523535+151435345145 X 596374239867236 : 763467383783933737325623654267367565?

05-21-2004, 08:54 AM
A: A large number

Q: How are you?

05-21-2004, 12:01 PM
A. Fine thanks. Giant beetles are taking over the world but besides that everything is just peachy.

Q. So hows the family?

05-22-2004, 08:08 AM
A:Very well, they're taking over the world right now disguised as giant bugs.
Q: Can anyone stop them?

Glaive v.1
05-22-2004, 08:28 AM
a: Yes, with gaint bug eating worms from the planet gettranna

q: What is Real?

05-22-2004, 10:45 AM
A : AS long as it takes....

Q : How can i rip Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine™ sounds?

05-22-2004, 12:39 PM
A:By eating lot's of fish, that makes you smart

Q: how can i be smart while i don't eat much fish?

05-22-2004, 09:31 PM
A: Play games and invite over those giant bugs who're trying to take over the world for pizza and soda.

Q: What is the equivalent of a giant frisbee?

05-23-2004, 03:32 PM
A : Global Variable 14 changed to equal or greater than = 17.

Q : What did Brian Dennehy say in the fifth hour of his lifetime?

05-23-2004, 03:37 PM
A: Whaaaaaaaaah.

Q: Why won't my download work?

05-25-2004, 03:11 AM
A : Which download?

Q : "No Mind" Katsumoto's son said. What do YOU say?

05-26-2004, 07:58 AM
I say nothing.

Am I a giant bug?

Sam Fisher
05-26-2004, 11:00 PM
A: No, a fish!

Q: Why do birds fly?

05-26-2004, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by Sam Fisher
A: No, a fish!

Q: Why do birds fly?

A: They fly BECAUSE I SAID SO! :mad:

Q: How can you be in a peaceful state of mind?

05-27-2004, 12:08 AM
((Whew! its been a long time eh boys? just came back from the world known as... HELL!!!))
Q: Is it possible to live in Hell but still be alive?

05-27-2004, 02:05 AM
Yes, if you wear a suit of fire-proof materials.

Is it our duty to annoy moderators?

05-27-2004, 08:56 AM
A: Thats Jar Jars job
Q: Why can't monkeys fly?

05-27-2004, 05:11 PM
You're right, they can't. (At least not yet!) *hint hint*

What part of "Are you awake?" Don't you understand?

05-29-2004, 08:04 AM
A: :dozey:

Q: Do two wrongs make a right?

05-29-2004, 08:17 AM
A: No they make a left

Q: How many ewoks can you fit in a death star?

06-01-2004, 06:21 AM
A: None, Darth Vader will kill them all

Q: How do you pronounce 'Kashyyyk'?

06-01-2004, 04:02 PM
A: I believe its pronounced "stupid wookie planet"

Q: how many stormtroopers does it take to change a lighbulb?

06-02-2004, 12:43 AM
Five, one to stand on the table, one to change the lightbulb, one to fix a new lightbulb, one to inform Lord Vader, one to be idle.

If there's an Ice Age, is there a Fire Age?

Dr Edison 007
06-04-2004, 07:15 AM
A: Yes, it occured in 1987, but nobody seemed to care.

Q: I'm doing a report on sociological perversion, would anyone like to help me? You get 5 bucks.

06-06-2004, 08:17 AM
No, Because I don't understand you.

Can anyone ask a question?

06-11-2004, 11:48 PM
Yeahhhhhhhhh, of course they can...whatever that means.

Why is the sky blue?

06-12-2004, 09:57 AM
A: because red was taken

Q: why does boba fett wear a helmet?

06-14-2004, 04:27 PM
A:he doesn't thats hsi actual face

Q: why don't i wear a helmet?

Jinni Tsurugi
06-16-2004, 03:05 PM
A: You don't where a helmet because you have accepted that you are ugly.

Q: How do you become a Moderator?

06-16-2004, 06:40 PM
We've all asked that question before. My advice is to do what you can as a regular to help keep the peace for as long as you can, and maybe an admin will recognize you as a user worthy of obtaining that title.

I don't know if that's how you can truly become one, but I'm sure it's enough to give you hope. Someday, you never know, it just might happen.......

Question: How much anger would it take to convert all of Luke's students to the Dark side?

06-17-2004, 07:06 AM
2% of our anger agains't Rhett's elves :D

How come Lynk hasn't locked this yet?

Dr Edison 007
06-17-2004, 08:11 AM
A: He has been abducted by a strange creature who took his identity.

Q: What planet is the creature from?

06-20-2004, 04:24 AM
A: The planet Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf. It is more commonly called fhqwhgads (pronounced Fah who goo gads).

Q: What color is the force?

06-20-2004, 04:56 AM
Yellow, mixed with invisibleness.

Is 'Invisibleness' a colour?

06-20-2004, 12:29 PM
Yes. Along with Pudding Cups.

Does Darth Vader shower daily?

06-20-2004, 11:31 PM
A: Yeah, that's one of the functions of his suit.
Q: Where can I get a Darth Vader suit with a built in shower and air conditioning?

06-21-2004, 01:43 AM
A: Ebay

Q: Does :amidala: +:atat: = :monkey4:

06-22-2004, 04:22 PM
A: Alright, if :biggs: + :amidala: = :band:
and :biggs: + :atat: = :evanpiel: Then all we still need to know is:

Q: How much is a monkey worth!

06-22-2004, 08:46 PM
A: about 6 cats

Q: how much is a dancing monkey worth?

06-23-2004, 12:18 AM
asking a stupid question and getting a stupid answer is what my dad does to me

06-23-2004, 09:03 AM
Right... but that's completely not the point of this thread.

A: About 6 dancing cats OR one polka-dancing cow.

Q: Can we stop with the dancing animals now?

06-24-2004, 12:06 AM
A: Roger.
Q: Where did they get "roger" meaning "yes" from?

06-24-2004, 12:29 AM
Q: why am i here?

A: because i belong here in the stupidity

06-24-2004, 10:07 AM
You're not very good at this, eh halfswedelarz?

A: They got it from general Roger, who could only say 'yes' after being hit on the head with a 22 mm. cannon two times.

Q: Why won't my f*cking mouse work properly?

06-24-2004, 05:04 PM
no actually i choose to look like the smartess/stupidess person here by answering my own question

06-24-2004, 05:33 PM
Well it worked. Only you're annoying me, and probably also the other participants in this thread.

06-24-2004, 05:35 PM
something i do best :D if you want me to stop just ask nicely

06-24-2004, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
You're not very good at this, eh halfswedelarz?

A: They got it from general Roger, who could only say 'yes' after being hit on the head with a 22 mm. cannon two times.

Q: Why won't my f*cking mouse work properly?

Because that ketchup in your lunch got in it...

Why the heck are people NOT asking stupid questions? Exempt me from this.

06-24-2004, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by HalfSwedeLarz
something i do best :D if you want me to stop just ask nicely

Here's my answer to that: You wouldn't mind stopping, would you please? And could you also, maybe, follow the rules of the game a little bit? (I apologize if that sounded rather harsh, Half.)

Now aside from that, I'll be going back on topic now.........

Q: How do you spell "spaghetti?"

06-25-2004, 03:12 AM
see thats polite and if you want to call me something you know make my name short just call me Larz ok i will stop but this game is well stupid(its supposed to be i know) but i am going to find something to do goodbye everyone

06-25-2004, 06:25 AM
A: With two B's

Q: Are you ready?

06-25-2004, 07:47 AM
A: Wait, I have to tie my shoe...

Q: Wanna buy a cow?

06-25-2004, 08:24 AM
A: Can it dance? Then í'll give you 6 dancing cats for it.

Q: Why did i do that while i suggested to stop with it?

06-25-2004, 03:49 PM
A: becuase your showering
Q: what oif i died wiht my boots on?

06-25-2004, 08:20 PM
A: You'd end up just like the Wicked Witch of the North from the Wizard of Oz. Your death will be humiliating, but not as humiliating as having a house crush you after it was being whipped around by a tornado heading for a strange land with even stranger people.

Q: What was the question, now?

06-25-2004, 10:44 PM
A: What question? All I see is that red brick road. :|

Q: Why of all colors, they had to choose "yellow" as the "yellow brick road"????

06-26-2004, 12:39 AM
because it was better than Pudding

Q: Why do people tell me that i have rocks in my head?

06-26-2004, 12:40 AM
A: because your a norwegian.

Q:what would happen if i got flushed down a toilet?

06-26-2004, 12:43 AM
A: I would cry with joy

Q: What would happen if i swallowed my ipod?

06-26-2004, 12:47 AM
A: you would have music in your farts lol(ew)

Q:why cant you stick a french fry in an electrical outlet?

06-26-2004, 12:55 AM
A: Because it's better to use your mom's car keys

Q: Why does my hair stand up?

06-26-2004, 12:59 AM
A: because you did use your moms car keys in an electrical outlet

Q:what would happen if i wa a flower?

06-26-2004, 01:00 AM
i'd push you off the windowsill.

Q: Am I gonna sign off now?

06-26-2004, 01:07 AM
A: no your going to be a crazy norwegian and annoy everyone.

Q:what would happen if i was god?

06-26-2004, 08:48 AM
A: Ten thousand people would commit suicide and the rest would just cry in despair.

Q: How can you become God anyway?

06-26-2004, 10:23 AM
A:be putting your mom's car keys in the electrical outlet

Q: Monkees?

06-27-2004, 12:57 AM
A: Meh.
Q: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (http://carmen.ytmnd.com/)

06-27-2004, 01:54 AM
yes im not god but it was a question

06-27-2004, 12:11 PM
A: oh!, shes over there, in that corner, wiht the foshnet on he legts and that fat horny guy
Q:howd did she get wiht the fat horny guy?

06-27-2004, 08:06 PM
A: she got tired of people wondering where in the world she was so she took a job as a 'dancer'

Q: what would happen if when people went on vacations they strapped their kids on top of their cars?

06-27-2004, 09:24 PM
A: it'd be really funny

Q: why would parents strap their kids ot the top of thier cars?

06-28-2004, 09:30 AM
wow, that where is the world is carmen sandiego song is really catchy...

oh right

A: Because they could try to feed them to flying eagles

Q: Should I clean my house?

06-28-2004, 11:17 AM
A:Not until your visitors run away in despair or die trying...

Q: But would you?

Dr Edison 007
06-28-2004, 11:54 AM
A: Depends on the pay and benefits

Q: What are they and do they include three-toed sloths wearing firemen outfits?

06-28-2004, 12:51 PM
A: they are two-toed sloths in police unifroms and yes, they do include three-toed sloths wearing firemen outfits!

Q: what's wiht the sloths in the authority uniforms?

06-28-2004, 04:37 PM
A: They're sick of uncleaned houses.

Q: A sloth???

06-28-2004, 05:19 PM
A: a sloth? did have a cloth? was it with a moth i did not know of the sloth with the moth or the cloth, did you?
Q: well? did you?

06-29-2004, 12:39 AM
Yes, 42

Q: Should i sneeze?

06-29-2004, 12:46 AM
A: only if the sloths allow it

Q: sneezing feels good but it sometimes hurts, do you ever get pointy boogers?

06-29-2004, 12:57 AM
A: uh yea sure why not

Q: are boogers little green men that live in your nose?

06-29-2004, 01:00 AM
no, that's you

Q: Do you like Rocks?

06-29-2004, 01:04 AM
A: yes i especially like throwing them at your head and thats why people say you have rocks in your head.

Q: are rocks little hard people?

06-29-2004, 11:53 AM
A: That's a REALLY stupid question.

Q:Why won't my ****ing game just ****ing work for ****s sake!

06-29-2004, 02:18 PM
A: becuase your using to many astrexes(*)

Q: ever heard of the geame called astrix and obelix?

06-29-2004, 04:05 PM
A: Yes

Q:I only ****ing did that because the ****ing forums automatically censore it! i meant to say ****!!! Woops that wasn't really a question now was it? Alright:

Real Q: So what?

06-29-2004, 07:30 PM
A: why

Q: are we little people?

06-29-2004, 09:46 PM
only if your small

i sat on my dads guitar, am an idiot?

06-29-2004, 09:51 PM
A: no you were just trying to play a guitar with your butt

Q: are guitars strings their hair?

06-30-2004, 03:57 AM
No, it's just their shoelaces

Q: Do you want fries with that?

06-30-2004, 10:30 AM
A: yes but make them FRENCH fries not the fastfood mcdonalds or burger king kind

Q: i just ate cereal will my brain work now?

06-30-2004, 12:42 PM
A:possibly, bit only if it wasn't count chocula, that cereal makes you go wonky

Q: hmmm count chocula

06-30-2004, 12:47 PM
A: a vampire thats obsessed with chocolate

Q: why do we sleep?

06-30-2004, 12:53 PM
A: see you misunderstand its not why do we wsleep but rather how and when, why is irrelevent

Q: why am i trying to talk like morphius/yoda?

06-30-2004, 02:17 PM
A: because one night you were drunk and were watching the matrix on one TV and SW on the other and now its jammed in your mind

Q: is yoda a gnome?

07-01-2004, 03:24 AM
A: An animated garden gnome.
Q: How do you animate a garden gnome?

07-01-2004, 09:06 AM
A: You don't.You make them do it themselves.

Q: Am i asleep?

07-01-2004, 12:50 PM
A:alseep are you not? yeessss, asleep your not

Q: what if i stood outside during a firestorm an wore nothing?"

07-01-2004, 01:02 PM
A: People would call the cops and they'd arrest you for being nude before you'd have the time to burn to ashes.

Q: What if you did wear clothes?

07-01-2004, 01:10 PM
Then i would tap dance with a dead monkey

Q: Where do i find a dead monkey in Norway?

07-01-2004, 01:37 PM
A: Go to the zoo, kill a monkey, et voila, dead monkey.

Q: Where do i find a dead monkey in Norway without being arrested?

07-01-2004, 03:29 PM
A: wiht fuzzy, he's tap dancing with one

Q:i like Iron Maiden, aren't they wicked?

07-01-2004, 03:32 PM
A: no ive never heard of them so therefore they arent wicked wait i heard about them in GTA:VC

Q: what would happen if you threw a rock at fuzzy and a monkey tap dancing?

07-02-2004, 02:20 AM
Then you would explode in a pile of Cheesy Flower Bits covered in Chocolate

Q: Who wants Dessert?

07-02-2004, 02:24 AM
A: me and my jawa pals

Q: why do green jawas follow me?

07-02-2004, 02:40 AM
A: You've got lots of money.
Q: Who invented the internet?

07-02-2004, 02:50 AM
A: Yoda

Q:does yoda poke people with his stick?

07-02-2004, 03:28 AM
A: Not so often anymore.
Q: What's that blue thing doing here? (http://bluething.ytmnd.com/)

07-02-2004, 12:50 PM
A: its a homeless baby, RUN IT OVER!!

Q:why are homeless people scary?

Codja X
07-02-2004, 04:57 PM
A: because they want your special brew

Q: Why are Ewoks considered better than Battle Droids?

07-02-2004, 07:19 PM
A: Because they're primitive and can beat Stormtroopers.
Q: How can they?

07-02-2004, 07:43 PM
A: poking them with sticks (hehe) or beating them with em

Q: are ewoks sort of like monkeys?

07-03-2004, 12:02 AM
A: yes but more furry, less crazy and have no tails, so no their are not monkeys

Q: my friend wants to know why this forum is screwed up?

07-03-2004, 06:30 AM
cause you joined it

Q: Who would win: The Gigantic Coffee Cup vs. The Cow

07-03-2004, 11:45 AM
The Cow, the GCC contains her milk :p

Will it hurt if I poke my eye with a poison-tipped arrowhead?

Dr Edison 007
07-03-2004, 12:00 PM
A: Try it, society wouldn't be losing anything.

Q: What's the next state in the U.S. to legalize gay marriage?

07-03-2004, 01:26 PM
A: the one you live in!

Q: if i go to alabam can i marry my sister?

07-03-2004, 06:31 PM
A: only if she's not your sister.

Q: Bitching dog food: Make the bitch shut up!

07-03-2004, 08:11 PM
A: hehe GTA

Q: it doesnt make the bitch shut up why not?

07-04-2004, 04:41 AM
A: You need to feed it to her.

Q: Or are you trying the wrong kind of bitch?

Dr Edison 007
07-04-2004, 08:40 AM
A: Just offer it to any of the forum regulars, they're all bitches, even a few are punkass bitches.

Q: If I shot a prostitute and a pimp would it still be considered a crime? I'm cleaning up the streets aren't I?

07-05-2004, 05:07 PM
A: If you dump them somewhere, it's not. otherwise you're just littering.

Q: Banana?

07-05-2004, 09:42 PM
A: Dancing. (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/banana.swf)
Q: When is that time?

07-06-2004, 01:30 AM
in 3... 2... 1... NOW.

A: ?Potato?

07-06-2004, 08:07 AM
A: P0tat0s! biol th3m m4sh tehm stiI< th3m in a st00!!!!!11

(from Teh L0/2D 0f teh /21NG5 1N 1337!!!1)

Q: Bring it on!

07-06-2004, 03:59 PM
A:samwise gamgee


07-06-2004, 04:27 PM
A: http://forumspam.articblue.nl/post_related/flamewar/images/0095.jpg
Q: How did this thread last so long?

07-07-2004, 06:35 AM
because of this http://img34.exs.cx/img34/791/celebrity-luke-skywalker.jpg

Q: Who wants a cookie?

07-07-2004, 06:50 AM
A: Cookiemonster!

Q: WTF = pl00p?

07-08-2004, 02:44 AM
A: http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-wtf-mug.jpg
Q: Could any of you buy that cup for me?

07-08-2004, 07:21 AM
A: Yes, but they won't.

Q: gimme a time machine!

07-08-2004, 02:58 PM
A: Call my assistant

Q: If your going REALLY REALLY fast, you know like whooooooooshhhhh.... and you started thinking about assorted dairy products.... would your brain just, blow up?

07-08-2004, 03:36 PM
A: Depends on what you're doing 'real fast...'

Q: Spyware!!!:(

07-09-2004, 02:29 AM
A: man, that guy is AWSOME!

Q: :band:

07-09-2004, 04:17 AM
A: Figrin D'ann.

Q: Why do i still have spyware on my pc while i ran spybot?

Lynk Former
07-09-2004, 04:22 AM
A: Cause you need to update the damn software

Q: You can only have one stupid game thread open at one time, which one do you want closed, this or the new 50 reasons SW sucks one? Make your choice, I don't want any bitchin either cause I honestly don't care. The other forums in SWF are fine because they all have good discussion about the movies, but The Cantina is just a spambox and you know it. So choose.

07-09-2004, 05:33 AM
A: I like this one :)

Q: what does everyone else think?

07-09-2004, 05:43 AM
A: Close my stupid thread. C'mon, i dare you! No really! i mean it ! Do it! Better yet, delete the damn thing! Know what, i'll do it myself!

Q: Ask stupid answer, get stupid Questions?

07-09-2004, 03:20 PM
A: i like this one, the 50 reasons is gay and should be shot


07-09-2004, 06:32 PM
Q: Perhaps...
A: A grail? (http://agrail.ytmnd.com/)

07-11-2004, 02:50 AM
A: http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/layout02.gif

Q: is Joe Mamma actually a real person?

07-11-2004, 04:36 AM
A: Joe says, "Yes!"
Q: Is it Boar's Head?

07-11-2004, 05:24 AM
A: no its a deformed chicken

Q: how long will this get?

07-11-2004, 10:25 AM
A: Too long already.

Q: What is the very most stupidest question you can ever ask?

07-11-2004, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by sabretooth

Q: Why is my eye burning when applied some fire on it?

Q: i like fire?

07-11-2004, 05:43 PM
A: Yes. Or no. Maybe.


07-11-2004, 09:00 PM
A: *hits buzzer* In the mid 1960's!

Q: button button, whos got the button?

Codja X
07-12-2004, 06:58 AM
A: Mr. Spoon has got the button

Q: But where has he hidden it?

07-12-2004, 07:03 AM
A: In a stew!

Q: What is the stupidest Answer you could possibly give?

Codja X
07-12-2004, 07:05 AM
a: I am now a tusken raider!

q: does anyone know how to fix an air mass meter on an Audi A3?

07-12-2004, 07:48 AM
A: Yes.

Q: Do you know who it is?

Codja X
07-12-2004, 08:09 AM
A: I know it's not my local Audi dealer.

Q: It's Sunday Morning - why aren't you in bed?

07-12-2004, 02:28 PM
A: I guess it's sunday morning earlier where you live. It was around the afternoon when i posted that.

Q: Can you believe it? I gave a pretty sane answer!

07-12-2004, 02:45 PM
NOOOO!! HE IS SANE!?!?!?!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!

Q: Who wants to be a Millionare?

07-12-2004, 02:48 PM
A: Would you believe nobody but me?

Q: well?

07-13-2004, 03:40 AM
A: I wanna be a gazillion billiom trillionare!

Q: who alway accidentally hit caps lock when theIR TYPING?

07-13-2004, 07:10 AM
A: 'I don't know, let's ask it random!'

I have a friend who says that all the time when you ask him a question. It's rather annoying.

Q: Kadoodelatoo!

07-13-2004, 07:42 AM
A: :barf:

Q: Are there really ghosts?

07-13-2004, 07:45 AM
A: Depends...

Q: what shall i do?

07-13-2004, 09:28 AM
stick two turkey basters up your nose, go to the top of the world, sing the barney theme song, then attach 50-ton weights to each of your ears and jump. While falling, eat an ewok :ewok:

Q: Do you enjoy talking to corn flakes?

07-13-2004, 09:40 AM
A: every time. They're far more interesting conversations than you guys.

Q: How'd ya like a dead muskrat between your ears?

07-14-2004, 07:55 AM
Can somebody delete that b******'s post? Help Appreciated!

Okay, A: Fine, as long as it isn't Arkle-Seizure

Q: Why do I feel so angry, raging, miserable and helpless today?

07-14-2004, 08:58 AM
A: Because that guy posted a brief history of azeroth.

Erm... there is a fan-fiction/ story forum, go to JK2.net forums and click roleplaying. Then there is a subforum called 'stories/fanfiction' or something. Go post your stories there.

Q: Why did he post it here?

07-14-2004, 10:33 AM
A: Cause he forgot he was chewing on an earwax-covered gangrene

Q: Is my foot on fire?

07-14-2004, 10:36 AM
A: Ehm... is there smoke floating above your head? Then i'd say yes.

That reminds me of the weatherstone... 'if the stone is wet, you can be sure it is raining. When the stone is white, it is snowing. ' Etc...

Q: And? is your foot on fire?

07-15-2004, 08:22 AM
A/Q: let me answer in a question:

does :ewok: + :evanpiel: = :jawa ???

07-15-2004, 08:24 AM
A: I don't have a grade in biology, but i say no.

Q: Star trekkin!

07-15-2004, 01:17 PM
A: Star Trek is evil!! if Im gonna be a geek im not gonna be a trekkie!!

Q: excuse me sir, theres a "joe mamma" on line 6 for you?

07-15-2004, 09:10 PM
A: CRAP! you know how muhc i hate her! never let me here you tell me that she is on any line again!
Q: hey joe, what's up*cough* i hate you*cough*, no that was nothing, would like to be hung up on now?

07-16-2004, 02:47 AM
A: joe: wait, *sniffffff* wait, im cool right? hello? hello? hey whered you go? I wanted to........................

Q: phewf, was that close or what?:eek:

07-16-2004, 06:54 AM
A: No, Ethiopia is pretty far to my mind...

Q: Should I continue using my mouse pad although I use an optical mouse?

07-16-2004, 06:56 AM
A: forget the mouse! just plug your finger into the socket, and think where you want the mouse to go.. duh!

Q: who else knows this to be obvious?

07-16-2004, 08:49 AM
*crickets chirp*

Is it gonna rain tomorrow?

07-16-2004, 10:03 PM
No It's gonna rain gungans
:jarjar: :gungan: :jarjar: :gungan: :jarjar: :gungan: :jarjar: :gungan: :jarjar: :gungan:

Q: Duct Tape?

07-17-2004, 07:02 AM
A: The force, it is like. Both a light side, and a dark side, it has.

And it binds a lot of stuff together, too!

Q: Now doen't tell me you didn't see that coming.