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Codja X
04-22-2004, 11:23 AM
a: the same reason i'm addicted to nicotine

q: why is the colour red associated with the left wing?

Batdroid
04-22-2004, 08:08 PM
A: Because It looks good.

Q: Why am I alive.

Johch Ai'oki
04-22-2004, 10:04 PM
A: Because you aren't dead.

Q: What do I get when I ask a Stupid Question like this? :p

Batdroid
04-23-2004, 01:51 AM
A: You get a stupid answer.

Q: Why am I not dead.

Johch Ai'oki
04-23-2004, 05:07 AM
A: Because you're alive.

Q: What do I get when I ask an Idiotic question? :p This is sort of going in circles here... Don't answer it if you don't want to.

Sam Fisher
04-23-2004, 01:33 PM
A: Then you will have aksed an idiotic question :D

Q: Has the forums really degraded of late?

Doomie
04-23-2004, 05:15 PM
A: Depends...

Q:You said Batdroid was alive. Ya got proof?

Batdroid
04-23-2004, 05:46 PM
A: He dosen't but i do If not how am i typing.

Q: If i am dead then how am i typing

SkullHW™
04-24-2004, 10:56 PM
A : Because it's franchised by the UK LP collections agency.

Q : Why isn't my name Gorbush Ukaukukukuka?

Doomie
04-25-2004, 09:31 AM
A: if it was, would you still be alive?

Q:Wait, that answer is also my question.

Sam Fisher
04-25-2004, 02:12 PM
A: Pfft, no lol.

Q: What make the world go round?

SkullHW™
04-25-2004, 02:34 PM
A : The definition of "real".

Q : What was really the whole Matrix business about? (answer Homestar Runner style).

Doomie
04-25-2004, 07:02 PM
A: WTF is homestar runner?

Q: And again, that's also my question (how do i do it... that can also be considered my question.)

SkullHW™
04-25-2004, 07:26 PM
A : The Homestar Runner is an animated series, games, you name it. Get to know more at www.homestarrunner.com.

Q : Why isn't the truth what i want it to be?

Doomie
04-25-2004, 07:54 PM
A: if it was, it wasn't the truth!:p

Q:how stupid can a question be?

SkullHW™
04-25-2004, 08:07 PM
A : As stupid as humanly possible.

Q : Why does it seem that Doomgiver and me are the only active posters here? (right now.)

Doomie
04-25-2004, 08:09 PM
A:cause we're friggin addicted to posting, that's why!

Q: is that a bad thing?

SkullHW™
04-25-2004, 08:18 PM
A : If you were asking Datadogg, yes.

Q : What does the Architect in the Matric Reloaded mean with all that bull ****e?

Doomie
04-25-2004, 08:37 PM
A: I did, but i forgot.

Q:does anyone else know?

Batdroid
04-25-2004, 08:45 PM
A: Yes we all know something.

Q: Why am I here at this website.

Curt-Man
04-26-2004, 12:42 AM
A: the question is not why are you here, but why, see the answer is shibly? shibly boh, shi boh, shibly bobly

Q: what is shibly shibly boh, shi boh, shibly bobly?

Sabretooth
04-26-2004, 08:45 AM
A: You are

Q: Can we grow cucumbers on Saturn?

Sam Fisher
04-27-2004, 05:15 PM
A: Yes, but they are like 10 feet tall. >.<

Q: Do you like M&Ms?

Batdroid
04-27-2004, 08:21 PM
A: No but I like mm&ms.

Q: Why am I posting this.

Kain
04-27-2004, 09:28 PM
A: Because MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!!!!!!!

Q: QUACK?!?!?!

MennoniteHobbit
04-27-2004, 10:41 PM
WOOF!

Dogs meow don't they?

topshot
04-28-2004, 12:16 AM
Well, if dogs went "meow", then that darn cat would be "barking" down the tree!

Who here thinks heroes own all villains?

Batdroid
04-28-2004, 11:35 AM
A: Sorry I don't think heroes would have slaves.

Q: Why don't they have slaves.

Doomie
04-28-2004, 11:42 AM
A: they do.

Q:is there someone that doesn't like KOTOR?

dark jedi 8
04-28-2004, 08:41 PM
A. yep. its them damn martians!
Q. should we start a nuclear war with mars. hou'd win?

Sam Fisher
04-29-2004, 08:13 AM
A: Pluto.

Q: If I stole your computer, who would you kill first?

Codja X
04-29-2004, 08:27 AM
a: You

q: how would you like to be killed?

Sam Fisher
04-29-2004, 09:23 AM
A: A thermal det, or shot with a blaster.

Q: Which one?

Codja X
04-29-2004, 09:44 AM
a: A Blastech Dl-44 Blaster pistol

q: where would you like to be shot?

Sabretooth
04-30-2004, 08:24 AM
Two inches above my head.:D

Why am i feeling bored?

Codja X
04-30-2004, 09:41 AM
a: because you've not got enough to do

q: maybe if I aimed 2 inches lower it would cure your boredom?

topshot
04-30-2004, 02:56 PM
Heck, I'll do anything to cure boredom! :D

Which are you willing to shoot: the left kidney, or the right kidney?

Batdroid
04-30-2004, 06:45 PM
A: Yours or mine.

Q: Why won't my dog stop barking.

topshot
04-30-2004, 08:45 PM
A: Because mine won't.

Q: What'll it take to get them both to shut up?

Sam Fisher
04-30-2004, 09:14 PM
A: *Cocks his .45*

Q: IS that a good choice?

Sabretooth
05-01-2004, 01:48 AM
Putting a sword in your head? Definetly!

Where is my golden, jewelled, 39-karat crown?

Sam Fisher
05-01-2004, 08:13 AM
A: My dog ate it.

Q: What if you mix an chickin with a monkey?

Snafu7
05-02-2004, 10:18 AM
A: Bad things will happen.

Q: what if you mix the monkey, chicken and an elephant?

Sam Fisher
05-02-2004, 10:29 AM
A: Monchickphant.

Q: What happends if you cross a shark with a tiger?

Johch Ai'oki
05-02-2004, 11:04 AM
A. Shartiger

Q. What happens if I push this button here? *gesters to big green button*

Sam Fisher
05-02-2004, 04:48 PM
A: Your car will blow up.

Q: What if you press the red one?

Johch Ai'oki
05-02-2004, 05:39 PM
A. You would blow up. :p

Q. How come I wasn't aware of having my own car? Oh wait, scratch that. Intended question: How come people wear pajamas in Star Wars games?

Snafu7
05-02-2004, 11:21 PM
A: Because it makes them feel good.

Q: If something has half the carbs, does it have half the taste.

Sabretooth
05-09-2004, 11:17 AM
Yes, so double the carbs, double the taste!!!

Can I ask a question?

Doomie
05-09-2004, 03:27 PM
If you couldn't, you'd now be in a ****load of trouble...

What kind of dumb question is that?

dark jedi 8
05-10-2004, 04:48 PM
A. its more along the lines of a statement.
Q. does it really matter?

SkullHW™
05-11-2004, 01:51 AM
A : Hoogah.

Q : How much would would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Doomie
05-11-2004, 11:28 AM
A: the square root of pi.

Q: Baloogah.

dark jedi 8
05-11-2004, 06:15 PM
A. not at the moment.
Q. wtf?

Sam Fisher
05-12-2004, 08:28 AM
A: Stfu nub. ^^

Q: What does that ''really'' mean?

MasterN64
05-12-2004, 08:49 AM
A. One must look inside himself to find answer.

Q. Am I too addicted to Star Wars?

Sam Fisher
05-12-2004, 09:02 AM
A: Hell no, just to the forums.

Q: What is a puffball?

MasterN64
05-12-2004, 09:25 AM
A. A ball of puff

Q. What's with anal probing?

Sam Fisher
05-12-2004, 09:32 AM
A: Do we really want to know? :P

Q: Where do you get ice creme?

MasterN64
05-12-2004, 10:12 AM
A. Only God know's where it REALLY comes from.

Q. Whats with the 21 year old math teachers?

Doomie
05-12-2004, 10:51 AM
A: E=mc2 divided by the square root of pi.

Q:It IS a stupid question stupid answer thread right?

Sam Fisher
05-12-2004, 01:56 PM
A: Lemme think.....

Q: What does the thinking?

Glaive v.1
05-13-2004, 09:39 AM
A: A crazy phycotic monkeybird

Q: Where can i find a monkeybird

MasterN64
05-13-2004, 10:01 AM
A. Easy. Just leave a female monkey with a bird in a cage and turn off the lights.

Q. Why do we need to take English classes?

Doomie
05-13-2004, 11:05 AM
A:to learn french

Q: Why do we have to learn french? it's the most illogical language in entire europe!

SkullHW™
05-13-2004, 01:54 PM
A : Sacre Bleu! What kinda question is zat?

Q : Can you go and assasinate George Dub-yew?

Doomie
05-13-2004, 03:32 PM
A: maybe but i won't

Q: Is starwars the best movie ever?

SkullHW™
05-13-2004, 03:34 PM
A : Hardly.

Q : Can someone send me the cutscene files and the music files for Outlaws. My dog ate'em.

MasterN64
05-13-2004, 06:48 PM
A. Egad! Pirating!

Q. Vats wit all de shoutin'?!

Doomie
05-14-2004, 10:06 AM
A: Not much that i know of...

Q: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'hardly'???

Sam Fisher
05-18-2004, 07:14 PM
A: Hardly, as in maybe... or something...

Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Sabretooth
05-19-2004, 10:00 AM
The cow didn't, the snake jumped over the moon.

Does a godzilla-eating tiger really exist?

Doomie
05-19-2004, 02:48 PM
A:Not anymore, it's extinct because it choked on godzilla's tail.

Q: Why do i jump in again?

Sam Fisher
05-19-2004, 06:57 PM
A: Because its in your spam blood.

Q: What is George?

Sabretooth
05-20-2004, 01:02 AM
George is a "ge" with "Geor" included. Geor-Ge!

Why did the aerodactyl cross the road?

Sam Fisher
05-20-2004, 07:40 PM
A: Because there was another one on the other side.

Q: What is a smilie?

Doomie
05-21-2004, 05:04 AM
A: :confused:

Q: What is 1352523535+151435345145 X 596374239867236 : 763467383783933737325623654267367565?

Genghis_Khan
05-21-2004, 07:54 AM
A: A large number

Q: How are you?

MasterN64
05-21-2004, 11:01 AM
A. Fine thanks. Giant beetles are taking over the world but besides that everything is just peachy.

Q. So hows the family?

Doomie
05-22-2004, 07:08 AM
A:Very well, they're taking over the world right now disguised as giant bugs.
Q: Can anyone stop them?

Glaive v.1
05-22-2004, 07:28 AM
a: Yes, with gaint bug eating worms from the planet gettranna

q: What is Real?

SkullHW™
05-22-2004, 09:45 AM
A : AS long as it takes....

Q : How can i rip Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine™ sounds?

Doomie
05-22-2004, 11:39 AM
A:By eating lot's of fish, that makes you smart

Q: how can i be smart while i don't eat much fish?

topshot
05-22-2004, 08:31 PM
A: Play games and invite over those giant bugs who're trying to take over the world for pizza and soda.

Q: What is the equivalent of a giant frisbee?

SkullHW™
05-23-2004, 02:32 PM
A : Global Variable 14 changed to equal or greater than = 17.

Q : What did Brian Dennehy say in the fifth hour of his lifetime?

Doomie
05-23-2004, 02:37 PM
A: Whaaaaaaaaah.

Q: Why won't my download work?

SkullHW™
05-25-2004, 02:11 AM
A : Which download?

Q : "No Mind" Katsumoto's son said. What do YOU say?

Sabretooth
05-26-2004, 06:58 AM
I say nothing.

Am I a giant bug?

Sam Fisher
05-26-2004, 10:00 PM
A: No, a fish!

Q: Why do birds fly?

topshot
05-26-2004, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Sam Fisher
A: No, a fish!

Q: Why do birds fly?

A: They fly BECAUSE I SAID SO! :mad:

Q: How can you be in a peaceful state of mind?

the_lord_Revan
05-26-2004, 11:08 PM
((Whew! its been a long time eh boys? just came back from the world known as... HELL!!!))
A: YOU CANT THATS HOW!!
Q: Is it possible to live in Hell but still be alive?

Sabretooth
05-27-2004, 01:05 AM
Yes, if you wear a suit of fire-proof materials.

Is it our duty to annoy moderators?

Poggle
05-27-2004, 07:56 AM
A: Thats Jar Jars job
Q: Why can't monkeys fly?

SkullHW™
05-27-2004, 04:11 PM
You're right, they can't. (At least not yet!) *hint hint*

What part of "Are you awake?" Don't you understand?

Sabretooth
05-29-2004, 07:04 AM
A: :dozey:

Q: Do two wrongs make a right?

Poggle
05-29-2004, 07:17 AM
A: No they make a left

Q: How many ewoks can you fit in a death star?

Sabretooth
06-01-2004, 05:21 AM
A: None, Darth Vader will kill them all

Q: How do you pronounce 'Kashyyyk'?

Poggle
06-01-2004, 03:02 PM
A: I believe its pronounced "stupid wookie planet"

Q: how many stormtroopers does it take to change a lighbulb?

Sabretooth
06-01-2004, 11:43 PM
Five, one to stand on the table, one to change the lightbulb, one to fix a new lightbulb, one to inform Lord Vader, one to be idle.

If there's an Ice Age, is there a Fire Age?

Dr Edison 007
06-04-2004, 06:15 AM
A: Yes, it occured in 1987, but nobody seemed to care.

Q: I'm doing a report on sociological perversion, would anyone like to help me? You get 5 bucks.

Sabretooth
06-06-2004, 07:17 AM
No, Because I don't understand you.

Can anyone ask a question?

Miko_lover
06-11-2004, 10:48 PM
Yeahhhhhhhhh, of course they can...whatever that means.

Why is the sky blue?

Poggle
06-12-2004, 08:57 AM
A: because red was taken

Q: why does boba fett wear a helmet?

Curt-Man
06-14-2004, 03:27 PM
A:he doesn't thats hsi actual face

Q: why don't i wear a helmet?

Jinni Tsurugi
06-16-2004, 02:05 PM
A: You don't where a helmet because you have accepted that you are ugly.

Q: How do you become a Moderator?

topshot
06-16-2004, 05:40 PM
We've all asked that question before. My advice is to do what you can as a regular to help keep the peace for as long as you can, and maybe an admin will recognize you as a user worthy of obtaining that title.

I don't know if that's how you can truly become one, but I'm sure it's enough to give you hope. Someday, you never know, it just might happen.......

Question: How much anger would it take to convert all of Luke's students to the Dark side?

Sabretooth
06-17-2004, 06:06 AM
2% of our anger agains't Rhett's elves :D

How come Lynk hasn't locked this yet?

Dr Edison 007
06-17-2004, 07:11 AM
A: He has been abducted by a strange creature who took his identity.

Q: What planet is the creature from?

_PerfectAgent_
06-20-2004, 03:24 AM
A: The planet Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf. It is more commonly called fhqwhgads (pronounced Fah who goo gads).

Q: What color is the force?

Sabretooth
06-20-2004, 03:56 AM
Yellow, mixed with invisibleness.

Is 'Invisibleness' a colour?

fuzzyfreaker
06-20-2004, 11:29 AM
Yes. Along with Pudding Cups.

Does Darth Vader shower daily?

_PerfectAgent_
06-20-2004, 10:31 PM
A: Yeah, that's one of the functions of his suit.
Q: Where can I get a Darth Vader suit with a built in shower and air conditioning?

fuzzyfreaker
06-21-2004, 12:43 AM
A: Ebay

Q: Does :amidala: +:atat: = :monkey4:

Doomie
06-22-2004, 03:22 PM
A: Alright, if :biggs: + :amidala: = :band:
and :biggs: + :atat: = :evanpiel: Then all we still need to know is:

Q: How much is a monkey worth!

Poggle
06-22-2004, 07:46 PM
A: about 6 cats

Q: how much is a dancing monkey worth?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-22-2004, 11:18 PM
asking a stupid question and getting a stupid answer is what my dad does to me

Doomie
06-23-2004, 08:03 AM
Right... but that's completely not the point of this thread.

A: About 6 dancing cats OR one polka-dancing cow.

Q: Can we stop with the dancing animals now?

_PerfectAgent_
06-23-2004, 11:06 PM
A: Roger.
Q: Where did they get "roger" meaning "yes" from?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-23-2004, 11:29 PM
Q: why am i here?


A: because i belong here in the stupidity

Doomie
06-24-2004, 09:07 AM
You're not very good at this, eh halfswedelarz?

A: They got it from general Roger, who could only say 'yes' after being hit on the head with a 22 mm. cannon two times.

Q: Why won't my f*cking mouse work properly?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-24-2004, 04:04 PM
no actually i choose to look like the smartess/stupidess person here by answering my own question

Doomie
06-24-2004, 04:33 PM
Well it worked. Only you're annoying me, and probably also the other participants in this thread.

HalfSwedeLarz
06-24-2004, 04:35 PM
something i do best :D if you want me to stop just ask nicely

MennoniteHobbit
06-24-2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
You're not very good at this, eh halfswedelarz?

A: They got it from general Roger, who could only say 'yes' after being hit on the head with a 22 mm. cannon two times.

Q: Why won't my f*cking mouse work properly?

Because that ketchup in your lunch got in it...

Why the heck are people NOT asking stupid questions? Exempt me from this.

topshot
06-24-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by HalfSwedeLarz
something i do best :D if you want me to stop just ask nicely

Here's my answer to that: You wouldn't mind stopping, would you please? And could you also, maybe, follow the rules of the game a little bit? (I apologize if that sounded rather harsh, Half.)

Now aside from that, I'll be going back on topic now.........

Q: How do you spell "spaghetti?"

HalfSwedeLarz
06-25-2004, 02:12 AM
see thats polite and if you want to call me something you know make my name short just call me Larz ok i will stop but this game is well stupid(its supposed to be i know) but i am going to find something to do goodbye everyone

Doomie
06-25-2004, 05:25 AM
A: With two B's

Q: Are you ready?

fuzzyfreaker
06-25-2004, 06:47 AM
A: Wait, I have to tie my shoe...

Q: Wanna buy a cow?

Doomie
06-25-2004, 07:24 AM
A: Can it dance? Then í'll give you 6 dancing cats for it.

Q: Why did i do that while i suggested to stop with it?

Curt-Man
06-25-2004, 02:49 PM
A: becuase your showering
Q: what oif i died wiht my boots on?

topshot
06-25-2004, 07:20 PM
A: You'd end up just like the Wicked Witch of the North from the Wizard of Oz. Your death will be humiliating, but not as humiliating as having a house crush you after it was being whipped around by a tornado heading for a strange land with even stranger people.

Q: What was the question, now?

MennoniteHobbit
06-25-2004, 09:44 PM
A: What question? All I see is that red brick road. :|

Q: Why of all colors, they had to choose "yellow" as the "yellow brick road"????

fuzzyfreaker
06-25-2004, 11:39 PM
because it was better than Pudding

Q: Why do people tell me that i have rocks in my head?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-25-2004, 11:40 PM
A: because your a norwegian.


Q:what would happen if i got flushed down a toilet?

fuzzyfreaker
06-25-2004, 11:43 PM
A: I would cry with joy

Q: What would happen if i swallowed my ipod?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-25-2004, 11:47 PM
A: you would have music in your farts lol(ew)

Q:why cant you stick a french fry in an electrical outlet?

fuzzyfreaker
06-25-2004, 11:55 PM
A: Because it's better to use your mom's car keys

Q: Why does my hair stand up?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-25-2004, 11:59 PM
A: because you did use your moms car keys in an electrical outlet

Q:what would happen if i wa a flower?

fuzzyfreaker
06-26-2004, 12:00 AM
i'd push you off the windowsill.

Q: Am I gonna sign off now?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-26-2004, 12:07 AM
A: no your going to be a crazy norwegian and annoy everyone.

Q:what would happen if i was god?

Doomie
06-26-2004, 07:48 AM
A: Ten thousand people would commit suicide and the rest would just cry in despair.

Q: How can you become God anyway?

Curt-Man
06-26-2004, 09:23 AM
A:be putting your mom's car keys in the electrical outlet

Q: Monkees?

_PerfectAgent_
06-26-2004, 11:57 PM
A: Meh.
Q: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? (http://carmen.ytmnd.com/)

HalfSwedeLarz
06-27-2004, 12:54 AM
yes im not god but it was a question

Curt-Man
06-27-2004, 11:11 AM
A: oh!, shes over there, in that corner, wiht the foshnet on he legts and that fat horny guy
Q:howd did she get wiht the fat horny guy?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-27-2004, 07:06 PM
A: she got tired of people wondering where in the world she was so she took a job as a 'dancer'

Q: what would happen if when people went on vacations they strapped their kids on top of their cars?

Curt-Man
06-27-2004, 08:24 PM
A: it'd be really funny

Q: why would parents strap their kids ot the top of thier cars?

fuzzyfreaker
06-28-2004, 08:30 AM
wow, that where is the world is carmen sandiego song is really catchy...

oh right

A: Because they could try to feed them to flying eagles

Q: Should I clean my house?

Doomie
06-28-2004, 10:17 AM
A:Not until your visitors run away in despair or die trying...

Q: But would you?

Dr Edison 007
06-28-2004, 10:54 AM
A: Depends on the pay and benefits

Q: What are they and do they include three-toed sloths wearing firemen outfits?

Curt-Man
06-28-2004, 11:51 AM
A: they are two-toed sloths in police unifroms and yes, they do include three-toed sloths wearing firemen outfits!

Q: what's wiht the sloths in the authority uniforms?

Doomie
06-28-2004, 03:37 PM
A: They're sick of uncleaned houses.

Q: A sloth???

Curt-Man
06-28-2004, 04:19 PM
A: a sloth? did have a cloth? was it with a moth i did not know of the sloth with the moth or the cloth, did you?
Q: well? did you?

fuzzyfreaker
06-28-2004, 11:39 PM
Yes, 42

Q: Should i sneeze?

Curt-Man
06-28-2004, 11:46 PM
A: only if the sloths allow it

Q: sneezing feels good but it sometimes hurts, do you ever get pointy boogers?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-28-2004, 11:57 PM
A: uh yea sure why not

Q: are boogers little green men that live in your nose?

fuzzyfreaker
06-29-2004, 12:00 AM
no, that's you

Q: Do you like Rocks?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-29-2004, 12:04 AM
A: yes i especially like throwing them at your head and thats why people say you have rocks in your head.

Q: are rocks little hard people?

Doomie
06-29-2004, 10:53 AM
A: That's a REALLY stupid question.

Q:Why won't my ****ing game just ****ing work for ****s sake!

Curt-Man
06-29-2004, 01:18 PM
A: becuase your using to many astrexes(*)

Q: ever heard of the geame called astrix and obelix?

Doomie
06-29-2004, 03:05 PM
A: Yes

Q:I only ****ing did that because the ****ing forums automatically censore it! i meant to say ****!!! Woops that wasn't really a question now was it? Alright:

Real Q: So what?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-29-2004, 06:30 PM
A: why

Q: are we little people?

Curt-Man
06-29-2004, 08:46 PM
only if your small

i sat on my dads guitar, am an idiot?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-29-2004, 08:51 PM
A: no you were just trying to play a guitar with your butt

Q: are guitars strings their hair?

fuzzyfreaker
06-30-2004, 02:57 AM
No, it's just their shoelaces

Q: Do you want fries with that?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-30-2004, 09:30 AM
A: yes but make them FRENCH fries not the fastfood mcdonalds or burger king kind

Q: i just ate cereal will my brain work now?

Curt-Man
06-30-2004, 11:42 AM
A:possibly, bit only if it wasn't count chocula, that cereal makes you go wonky

Q: hmmm count chocula

HalfSwedeLarz
06-30-2004, 11:47 AM
A: a vampire thats obsessed with chocolate


Q: why do we sleep?

Curt-Man
06-30-2004, 11:53 AM
A: see you misunderstand its not why do we wsleep but rather how and when, why is irrelevent

Q: why am i trying to talk like morphius/yoda?

HalfSwedeLarz
06-30-2004, 01:17 PM
A: because one night you were drunk and were watching the matrix on one TV and SW on the other and now its jammed in your mind


Q: is yoda a gnome?

_PerfectAgent_
07-01-2004, 02:24 AM
A: An animated garden gnome.
Q: How do you animate a garden gnome?

Doomie
07-01-2004, 08:06 AM
A: You don't.You make them do it themselves.

Q: Am i asleep?

Curt-Man
07-01-2004, 11:50 AM
A:alseep are you not? yeessss, asleep your not

Q: what if i stood outside during a firestorm an wore nothing?"

Doomie
07-01-2004, 12:02 PM
A: People would call the cops and they'd arrest you for being nude before you'd have the time to burn to ashes.

Q: What if you did wear clothes?

fuzzyfreaker
07-01-2004, 12:10 PM
Then i would tap dance with a dead monkey

Q: Where do i find a dead monkey in Norway?

Doomie
07-01-2004, 12:37 PM
A: Go to the zoo, kill a monkey, et voila, dead monkey.

Q: Where do i find a dead monkey in Norway without being arrested?

Curt-Man
07-01-2004, 02:29 PM
A: wiht fuzzy, he's tap dancing with one

Q:i like Iron Maiden, aren't they wicked?

HalfSwedeLarz
07-01-2004, 02:32 PM
A: no ive never heard of them so therefore they arent wicked wait i heard about them in GTA:VC

Q: what would happen if you threw a rock at fuzzy and a monkey tap dancing?

fuzzyfreaker
07-02-2004, 01:20 AM
Then you would explode in a pile of Cheesy Flower Bits covered in Chocolate

Q: Who wants Dessert?

HalfSwedeLarz
07-02-2004, 01:24 AM
A: me and my jawa pals

Q: why do green jawas follow me?

_PerfectAgent_
07-02-2004, 01:40 AM
A: You've got lots of money.
Q: Who invented the internet?

HalfSwedeLarz
07-02-2004, 01:50 AM
A: Yoda


Q:does yoda poke people with his stick?

_PerfectAgent_
07-02-2004, 02:28 AM
A: Not so often anymore.
Q: What's that blue thing doing here? (http://bluething.ytmnd.com/)

Curt-Man
07-02-2004, 11:50 AM
A: its a homeless baby, RUN IT OVER!!

Q:why are homeless people scary?

Codja X
07-02-2004, 03:57 PM
A: because they want your special brew

Q: Why are Ewoks considered better than Battle Droids?

_PerfectAgent_
07-02-2004, 06:19 PM
A: Because they're primitive and can beat Stormtroopers.
Q: How can they?

HalfSwedeLarz
07-02-2004, 06:43 PM
A: poking them with sticks (hehe) or beating them with em


Q: are ewoks sort of like monkeys?

Curt-Man
07-02-2004, 11:02 PM
A: yes but more furry, less crazy and have no tails, so no their are not monkeys

Q: my friend wants to know why this forum is screwed up?

fuzzyfreaker
07-03-2004, 05:30 AM
cause you joined it

Q: Who would win: The Gigantic Coffee Cup vs. The Cow

Sabretooth
07-03-2004, 10:45 AM
The Cow, the GCC contains her milk :p

Will it hurt if I poke my eye with a poison-tipped arrowhead?

Dr Edison 007
07-03-2004, 11:00 AM
A: Try it, society wouldn't be losing anything.

Q: What's the next state in the U.S. to legalize gay marriage?

Curt-Man
07-03-2004, 12:26 PM
A: the one you live in!

Q: if i go to alabam can i marry my sister?

Doomie
07-03-2004, 05:31 PM
A: only if she's not your sister.

Q: Bitching dog food: Make the bitch shut up!

HalfSwedeLarz
07-03-2004, 07:11 PM
A: hehe GTA

Q: it doesnt make the bitch shut up why not?

Doomie
07-04-2004, 03:41 AM
A: You need to feed it to her.

Q: Or are you trying the wrong kind of bitch?

Dr Edison 007
07-04-2004, 07:40 AM
A: Just offer it to any of the forum regulars, they're all bitches, even a few are punkass bitches.

Q: If I shot a prostitute and a pimp would it still be considered a crime? I'm cleaning up the streets aren't I?

Doomie
07-05-2004, 04:07 PM
A: If you dump them somewhere, it's not. otherwise you're just littering.

Q: Banana?

_PerfectAgent_
07-05-2004, 08:42 PM
A: Dancing. (http://media.ebaumsworld.com/banana.swf)
Q: When is that time?

fuzzyfreaker
07-06-2004, 12:30 AM
in 3... 2... 1... NOW.

A: ?Potato?

Doomie
07-06-2004, 07:07 AM
A: P0tat0s! biol th3m m4sh tehm stiI< th3m in a st00!!!!!11

(from Teh L0/2D 0f teh /21NG5 1N 1337!!!1)

Q: Bring it on!

Curt-Man
07-06-2004, 02:59 PM
A:samwise gamgee

Q:Ploop?

_PerfectAgent_
07-06-2004, 03:27 PM
A: http://forumspam.articblue.nl/post_related/flamewar/images/0095.jpg
Q: How did this thread last so long?

fuzzyfreaker
07-07-2004, 05:35 AM
because of this http://img34.exs.cx/img34/791/celebrity-luke-skywalker.jpg


Q: Who wants a cookie?

Doomie
07-07-2004, 05:50 AM
A: Cookiemonster!

Q: WTF = pl00p?

_PerfectAgent_
07-08-2004, 01:44 AM
A: http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/lg-wtf-mug.jpg
Q: Could any of you buy that cup for me?

Doomie
07-08-2004, 06:21 AM
A: Yes, but they won't.

Q: gimme a time machine!

Ockniel
07-08-2004, 01:58 PM
A: Call my assistant

Q: If your going REALLY REALLY fast, you know like whooooooooshhhhh.... and you started thinking about assorted dairy products.... would your brain just, blow up?

Doomie
07-08-2004, 02:36 PM
A: Depends on what you're doing 'real fast...'

Q: Spyware!!!:(

Ockniel
07-09-2004, 01:29 AM
A: man, that guy is AWSOME!

Q: :band:

Doomie
07-09-2004, 03:17 AM
A: Figrin D'ann.

Q: Why do i still have spyware on my pc while i ran spybot?

Lynk Former
07-09-2004, 03:22 AM
A: Cause you need to update the damn software

Q: You can only have one stupid game thread open at one time, which one do you want closed, this or the new 50 reasons SW sucks one? Make your choice, I don't want any bitchin either cause I honestly don't care. The other forums in SWF are fine because they all have good discussion about the movies, but The Cantina is just a spambox and you know it. So choose.

Ockniel
07-09-2004, 04:33 AM
A: I like this one :)

Q: what does everyone else think?

Doomie
07-09-2004, 04:43 AM
A: Close my stupid thread. C'mon, i dare you! No really! i mean it ! Do it! Better yet, delete the damn thing! Know what, i'll do it myself!

Q: Ask stupid answer, get stupid Questions?

Curt-Man
07-09-2004, 02:20 PM
A: i like this one, the 50 reasons is gay and should be shot

Q:Monkees?

_PerfectAgent_
07-09-2004, 05:32 PM
Q: Perhaps...
A: A grail? (http://agrail.ytmnd.com/)

Ockniel
07-11-2004, 01:50 AM
A: http://www.thescarymonkeyshow.com/images/layout02.gif

Q: is Joe Mamma actually a real person?

_PerfectAgent_
07-11-2004, 03:36 AM
A: Joe says, "Yes!"
Q: Is it Boar's Head?

Ockniel
07-11-2004, 04:24 AM
A: no its a deformed chicken

Q: how long will this get?

Doomie
07-11-2004, 09:25 AM
A: Too long already.

Q: What is the very most stupidest question you can ever ask?

Curt-Man
07-11-2004, 03:44 PM
A:
Originally posted by sabretooth

Q: Why is my eye burning when applied some fire on it?

Q: i like fire?

Doomie
07-11-2004, 04:43 PM
A: Yes. Or no. Maybe.

Q: RP! SWBF! SC3! KOTOR2!

Ockniel
07-11-2004, 08:00 PM
A: *hits buzzer* In the mid 1960's!

Q: button button, whos got the button?

Codja X
07-12-2004, 05:58 AM
A: Mr. Spoon has got the button

Q: But where has he hidden it?

Doomie
07-12-2004, 06:03 AM
A: In a stew!

Q: What is the stupidest Answer you could possibly give?

Codja X
07-12-2004, 06:05 AM
a: I am now a tusken raider!

q: does anyone know how to fix an air mass meter on an Audi A3?

Doomie
07-12-2004, 06:48 AM
A: Yes.

Q: Do you know who it is?

Codja X
07-12-2004, 07:09 AM
A: I know it's not my local Audi dealer.

Q: It's Sunday Morning - why aren't you in bed?

Doomie
07-12-2004, 01:28 PM
A: I guess it's sunday morning earlier where you live. It was around the afternoon when i posted that.

Q: Can you believe it? I gave a pretty sane answer!

fuzzyfreaker
07-12-2004, 01:45 PM
NOOOO!! HE IS SANE!?!?!?!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!

Q: Who wants to be a Millionare?

Doomie
07-12-2004, 01:48 PM
A: Would you believe nobody but me?

Q: well?

Ockniel
07-13-2004, 02:40 AM
A: I wanna be a gazillion billiom trillionare!

Q: who alway accidentally hit caps lock when theIR TYPING?

Doomie
07-13-2004, 06:10 AM
A: 'I don't know, let's ask it random!'

I have a friend who says that all the time when you ask him a question. It's rather annoying.

Q: Kadoodelatoo!

Sabretooth
07-13-2004, 06:42 AM
A: :barf:

Q: Are there really ghosts?

Doomie
07-13-2004, 06:45 AM
A: Depends...

Q: what shall i do?

fuzzyfreaker
07-13-2004, 08:28 AM
stick two turkey basters up your nose, go to the top of the world, sing the barney theme song, then attach 50-ton weights to each of your ears and jump. While falling, eat an ewok :ewok:

Q: Do you enjoy talking to corn flakes?

Doomie
07-13-2004, 08:40 AM
A: every time. They're far more interesting conversations than you guys.

Q: How'd ya like a dead muskrat between your ears?

Sabretooth
07-14-2004, 06:55 AM
Can somebody delete that b******'s post? Help Appreciated!

Okay, A: Fine, as long as it isn't Arkle-Seizure

Q: Why do I feel so angry, raging, miserable and helpless today?

Doomie
07-14-2004, 07:58 AM
A: Because that guy posted a brief history of azeroth.

Erm... there is a fan-fiction/ story forum, go to JK2.net forums and click roleplaying. Then there is a subforum called 'stories/fanfiction' or something. Go post your stories there.

Q: Why did he post it here?

Sabretooth
07-14-2004, 09:33 AM
A: Cause he forgot he was chewing on an earwax-covered gangrene

Q: Is my foot on fire?

Doomie
07-14-2004, 09:36 AM
A: Ehm... is there smoke floating above your head? Then i'd say yes.

That reminds me of the weatherstone... 'if the stone is wet, you can be sure it is raining. When the stone is white, it is snowing. ' Etc...

Q: And? is your foot on fire?

Ockniel
07-15-2004, 07:22 AM
A/Q: let me answer in a question:

does :ewok: + :evanpiel: = :jawa ???

Doomie
07-15-2004, 07:24 AM
A: I don't have a grade in biology, but i say no.

Q: Star trekkin!

Ockniel
07-15-2004, 12:17 PM
A: Star Trek is evil!! if Im gonna be a geek im not gonna be a trekkie!!

Q: excuse me sir, theres a "joe mamma" on line 6 for you?

Curt-Man
07-15-2004, 08:10 PM
A: CRAP! you know how muhc i hate her! never let me here you tell me that she is on any line again!
Q: hey joe, what's up*cough* i hate you*cough*, no that was nothing, would like to be hung up on now?

Ockniel
07-16-2004, 01:47 AM
A: joe: wait, *sniffffff* wait, im cool right? hello? hello? hey whered you go? I wanted to........................

Q: phewf, was that close or what?:eek:

Sabretooth
07-16-2004, 05:54 AM
A: No, Ethiopia is pretty far to my mind...

Q: Should I continue using my mouse pad although I use an optical mouse?

Ockniel
07-16-2004, 05:56 AM
A: forget the mouse! just plug your finger into the socket, and think where you want the mouse to go.. duh!

Q: who else knows this to be obvious?

Sabretooth
07-16-2004, 07:49 AM
*crickets chirp*

Is it gonna rain tomorrow?

fuzzyfreaker
07-16-2004, 09:03 PM
No It's gonna rain gungans
:jarjar: :gungan: :jarjar: :gungan: :jarjar: :gungan: :jarjar: :gungan: :jarjar: :gungan:

Q: Duct Tape?

Doomie
07-17-2004, 06:02 AM
A: The force, it is like. Both a light side, and a dark side, it has.

And it binds a lot of stuff together, too!

Q: Now doen't tell me you didn't see that coming.