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Sabretooth
07-17-2004, 09:08 AM
That ain't a quesion, Doom.

Q: What if Lucas made James Bond movies?

Doomie
07-17-2004, 09:20 AM
A: The name's Wan. Obi-wan.

Q: Who is Evula?

Alright, you're probably not gonna tell me either... If this won't work, i'm just gonna PM Sabre...

Curt-Man
07-17-2004, 10:23 PM
A: ive been wondering that myse-GWIVEN!

q: what si the Evula wars?

Doomie
07-18-2004, 08:18 AM
A: Go to the swamp, search for 'YOU THIVING B******' and learn about cheese, masturbation and smurf gangbangs...

Q: Did i miss anyhting, general Sabretooth?

Sabretooth
07-18-2004, 08:49 AM
No, but I missed you! :hugs doom:

A: What is that nerd in Half Life 2 called?

Doomie
07-18-2004, 08:56 AM
A: Go ask Valve.

Q: Everyone loves magical trevor!

Sabretooth
07-18-2004, 08:59 AM
Ahem, that's not a question.


Q: Will doom ever learn to ask questions?

HalfSwedeLarz
07-19-2004, 09:35 PM
A: yes as soon as you put out the fire on your foot.

Q:where have i been?

Doomie
07-21-2004, 07:30 AM
A: away.

Q: Aw c'mon, everyone does it! they say stuff like: 'peanutbutter' and itr's considered a Question!

(Oh alright then)... right?

Sabretooth
07-21-2004, 10:42 AM
Umm... Peanutbutter!


Q: Am I smart or what?

Curt-Man
07-21-2004, 03:03 PM
A: yes, you are very original

Q: can i type provp

Doomie
07-21-2004, 03:54 PM
A: er....

Q: What?

Curt-Man
07-21-2004, 10:18 PM
A: shnagga indeed....


Q: the only reason i am posting liek mad is just so i can get to 600 and satisfy myself, Right?

Doomie
07-22-2004, 04:41 AM
A: I wouldn't be satisfied untill i reach 1000... Wich i did...

Q: Who can make up a question for me?

Sabretooth
07-22-2004, 05:39 AM
*Jar-Jar raises up hand*

Is it fruitful to break a coconut in half?

topshot
07-22-2004, 01:44 PM
What are you?!? Insane?!? Of course it's not fruitful! :p

Are you insinuating that swallows migrate?

Codja X
07-22-2004, 03:50 PM
a: only if it is unladen

q: who likes Monty Python then?

Doomie
07-22-2004, 04:07 PM
A: Oh, you're the king? Well i didn't vote for you!

:D classic!

Q: How much can a swallow carry?

Codja X
07-22-2004, 04:28 PM
a: not as much as Elvis on a burger rampage

q: an african swallow or a european swallow?

Doomie
07-22-2004, 04:57 PM
A: Well, i don't know... Waaaaaaargh!

Q: Now wasn't that fun?

Codja X
07-22-2004, 05:13 PM
a: almost!

q: what is the sqaure root of Jupiter's orbit, to the nearest decimal place?

Curt-Man
07-22-2004, 07:23 PM
A: 17

Q: i loes the 17 doesn't i?

Doomie
07-23-2004, 08:12 AM
A: Eh?

Q: Wha?

Curt-Man
07-24-2004, 11:45 PM
A: exactly my point

Q: thsi was a stupid question stupid answer thread was it not?

Doomie
07-25-2004, 06:03 AM
A: No, it only seems that way. In fact, we're discussing the meaning of life...

Q: Am I right, boys?

Curt-Man
07-25-2004, 12:04 PM
A: No, and we are not boys, i think....*looks down pants* oh wait yes i am

Q: are you?

Ch1cago88
07-25-2004, 01:17 PM
A: Yes

Q: How long do you think this thread is going to last?

Doomie
07-25-2004, 01:32 PM
A: As long as there's no nut that makes another game thread...

(cuz Lynk only allows one game thread. So don't even think about it; We'll hack your account and get you banned if you do it!)

(Well, probably not, actually.)

Q: Wanna cookie?

Codja X
07-25-2004, 02:07 PM
A: My security settings are set too high

Q: banana anyone?

Doomie
07-25-2004, 02:19 PM
A: no.

Q: Why not?

Curt-Man
07-25-2004, 09:00 PM
A: becuase your at war with Codja X(note the rival avatars)

Q: damn you doom, i was going to use the imp logo as an avatar

Whimseyboy
07-25-2004, 09:30 PM
A: get over it


Q: Who the hell farted??

topshot
07-25-2004, 10:46 PM
A: You.

Q: How scary am I? Scary enough to scare away babes?

Curt-Man
07-26-2004, 12:05 AM
A: even new borns!

Q: man, babies have no fear eh? then again the know no fear thye haven't lived long enough, have they?
(tricked ya, you thought i was goign to aska question)

Codja X
07-26-2004, 11:27 AM
A: (or a statement) - I am going to blow up Doomgiver's death star and save the galaxy

Q: But can he shoot down my Red 5 first?

Doomie
07-26-2004, 11:48 AM
A: You really think i'm stupid enough to leave such a shaft wide open? I'm putting a force field in front :p

Q: Now what're ya gonna do, rebel scum?

Codja X
07-26-2004, 11:50 AM
a: the forcefield only blocks blaster fire (ray shielded)

q: how you going to block my proton torpedoes then mister?

Doomie
07-26-2004, 12:00 PM
A: Simply put: You're wrong, so it works anyway...

Q: So if you'd please get off thsi planet, so i can blow it to pieces?

Codja X
07-26-2004, 12:13 PM
a: i'm off the planet, in an x-wing with my force field penetrating torpedoes coming your way. I've got Han and Wedge backing me up and you're in the sh*t. Also, i'm going to use the force - so there:p

q: you have a shuttle prepped and ready - would you like to get on it?

Sabretooth
07-28-2004, 06:18 AM
Right after I finish experimenting the laws of gravity and force on that hotdog

Can you make a castle of CDs?

Doomie
07-28-2004, 04:26 PM
A: Only if you use superglue...

Q: what is the funniest thing in the world?

Sabretooth
07-29-2004, 05:55 AM
You *giggle* *giggle*

How cool would it be if I and my Egyptian-themed band teamed up with Metallica to make The Unforgiven III?

topshot
07-29-2004, 08:55 AM
A: ICE COLD! :D

Q: Can I destroy Doomgiver's Death Star with my super vulcan?

dark jedi 8
07-30-2004, 12:27 PM
A. no

Q. is their an alternative to answering every question in a yes or no answer?

topshot
07-30-2004, 01:41 PM
A&Q: Um, yes, no, maybe so?

Sabretooth
08-02-2004, 05:53 AM
Yes, I know Draculas bathe in blood, but this is ridiculous.

Am I a good and well-known personality?

fuzzyfreaker
08-02-2004, 06:10 AM
NO. YOU ARE STU!

Q: Have you had your break today?

Doomie
08-02-2004, 11:58 AM
A: no, but i wanna break... something...

Q: Alright, i actually expect a real answer to this one: Is there a way to change my name? On the forum, i mean?

Lynk Former
08-02-2004, 12:35 PM
A: Request a name change @ the Forum Help & Feedback Center in this (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106555) thread.

Q. Meh?

topshot
08-02-2004, 12:56 PM
A: Heh.

Q: This may be the most confusing question I've ever asked, but what can I do to regain lost brain cells?

Sabretooth
08-03-2004, 06:01 AM
Spread advertisements in third-world countries about alien abduction

Am I random?

fuzzyfreaker
08-04-2004, 12:02 PM
COOOOOOKIE CRISP!

Q: WHY?

Doomie
08-05-2004, 06:25 AM
A: because.

Q: did you miss me?

Ockniel
08-05-2004, 07:41 AM
A: no..........yes?

Q: whats the low down on the high up?

Doomie
08-05-2004, 09:01 AM
A: the middle.

Q: isn't that obvious?

ZBomber
08-05-2004, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
A: the middle.

Q: isn't that obvious?

...Why aren't you gone?

Q: Why isn't he gone?! :(

ckcsaber
08-05-2004, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
...Why aren't you gone?

Q: Why isn't he gone?! :(

A: Maybe he enjoys posting on a Star Wars forum. It's a bit of a stretch, eh Z?


Jesus, lay off the guy. Stop being an asswipe and leave him the hell alone. All you are doing is leaving an opening for flaming and trolling, which is against the forum rules.

We all know you're going through puberty Z, and feel the need to exert your awesome dominance, to prove your manhood, but howsabout' making people feel welcome instead of following their trail of posts, making yourself look like an idiot?

ZBomber
08-05-2004, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
A: Maybe he enjoys posting on a Star Wars forum. It's a bit of a stretch, eh Z?


Jesus, lay off the guy. Stop being an asswipe and leave him the hell alone. All you are doing is leaving an opening for flaming and trolling, which is against the forum rules.

We all know you're going through puberty Z, and feel the need to exert your awesome dominance, to prove your manhood, but howsabout' making people feel welcome instead of following their trail of posts, making yourself look like an idiot?

:dozey:

Pherhaps you missed the thread? He made this huge deal about leaving, and calling us geeks for going to this forum. NOW, it appears he can't resist this forum.

I'm not trolling/flaming... I am asking a simple question. I don't wanna be played, I wanna know the truth. If you say you are gonna leave, fine, leave. If you say you are gonna stay, go ahead.

Oh, btw, nice example!

We all know you're going through puberty Z, and feel the need to exert your awesome dominance, to prove your manhood,

You're right, flaming is bad, I must be the only one who does it. :rolleyes:

Good job there. I bet you feel important now!

(Really, it's pretty funny. You make this big deal out of me asking a question, tell me not to flame, and then end your post with a flame regarding my age. I'm sure all of the admins are very proud. :thumbsup: )

Doomie
08-05-2004, 05:06 PM
Well, actually, the point was that i was leaving the Swamp, not the entire forum, jsut to get away from the Swampies that annoyed the hell out of me.

I only returned to the swamp to vote for president and insult Age of Empires two.

You seem to be awfully disappointed that i'm not gone, and therefore i take more pleasure in staying :D

Q: shall we finally get back on the 'topic'?

ZBomber
08-05-2004, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Well, actually, the point was that i was leaving the Swamp, not the entire forum, jsut to get away from the Swampies that annoyed the hell out of me.

I only returned to the swamp to vote for president and insult Age of Empires two.

You seem to be awfully disappointed that i'm not gone, and therefore i take more pleasure in staying :D

Q: shall we finally get back on the 'topic'?

No, I'm not disapointed. i was just suprised. And I didn't know you just meant the swamp, you just said you were leaving for a while.

A: I don't care, I never liked the topic anyways :indif:

Q: Will ckc ever respond to my post?

Doomie
08-05-2004, 05:18 PM
A: not if i do so first...

The thing is, at first, i intended to leave LF first, but some of the people that weren't stupidness incarnated (I'm not naming anybody) talked some sense into me, and managed to get me out of myblind rage. Well, not very blind. And not very Rage either. But the point is, i visit LF again, but only in the places most swampies don't go to offer the illusion of me being gone.

Besides, i don't like those guys anymore...

Q: Are you psychic? (SP?)

Sabretooth
08-06-2004, 07:27 AM
True, so true, so ghostly true....

Hey,do you suck?

Dr Edison 007
08-06-2004, 07:51 AM
A: No, but my vacuum cleaner does.

Q: Is Chevy Chase still cool?

topshot
08-06-2004, 07:52 AM
Nay.

Where am I?

Codja X
08-06-2004, 08:15 AM
A: you're locked in the closet

Q: are you going to come out of it?

(sorry, easy joke there)

topshot
08-06-2004, 08:27 AM
(No offense taken)

A: *Breaks out by punching a medium-sized hole in the door.*

Q: Does that answer your question? :D

Codja X
08-06-2004, 08:51 AM
a: yep. Punching through a lead lined concrete closet is no mean feat:)

q: did you do a sho-ryu-ken dragon punch?

ckcsaber
08-06-2004, 10:30 AM
Not meant as a flame Z. You are going though puberty, aren't ya?


And why the hell do you feel the need to judge and inquire about what others do? Why do YOU feel "played" because some dude said he was leaving, and you found him posting somewhere else? Is this your message board? Is it your job to "stalk" users to see if they live up to their talk?

C'mon now Z, it's obvious the dude wants to post, so leave it at that. He may have said things he didn't mean, but leave him be.

Doomie
08-06-2004, 12:38 PM
A on Codja's Q: Probably, or a sledge hammer.

@ ckc: Damn right you are. Actually, i don't mean 95 % of the stuff i say when i'm angry...

Q: Are there any other Dragon Punches than the sho-ryu-ken one?

ZBomber
08-06-2004, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
Not meant as a flame Z. You are going though puberty, aren't ya?


And why the hell do you feel the need to judge and inquire about what others do? Why do YOU feel "played" because some dude said he was leaving, and you found him posting somewhere else? Is this your message board? Is it your job to "stalk" users to see if they live up to their talk?

C'mon now Z, it's obvious the dude wants to post, so leave it at that. He may have said things he didn't mean, but leave him be.

My awesome dominance to prove my manhood? Sorry, I've never gone through that, it's probably only something that has happened to you.


Why do feel the need to judge and iquire? Well, I've been here for 2 years. I feel like I'm a big part of this community (Before you take that the wrong way, I mean I feel I'm known, and that my opinion is heard.... I hope). Well, I was just trying to wonder why he was still here. He said he was going, i believed him. So, when he told me he only meant the swamp, I understood. I was asking a simple question, when all of the sudden, you get all over my case.

Lol, I stalk people now? I've been coming to these Star Wars forums since it opened. Is it my fault I'm trying to help these forums stay active?

Yes, it's obivous he wants to post. I'm fine with that. After he said he only isn't gonna post in the swamp, did you see me giving him anymore trouble? I know what's happening now, and I'm fine with it, and I think Doom is fine with what I said earlier. So why are you still going on about it? Let's just drop the subject.

A: There is the I-roxorz-your-boxers punch!

Q: What exactly IS the I-roxorz-your-boxors punch?!

Codja X
08-06-2004, 02:07 PM
a: It is the okanawanese form of the poweful uppercut

q: what the hell is going on here?

Doomie
08-07-2004, 09:25 AM
A: short version: I said i was going to leave, Z saw me here, was confused, people defended me, and we lived happily ever after.

even shorter: it doesn't matter, it's over now.

Q: Why didn't someone tell em of a new starwars TV series?

Codja X
08-07-2004, 09:55 AM
a: (this is a technically a question) there's a SW tv series being made?

q: really?

ZBomber
08-07-2004, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by Codja X
a: (this is a technically a question) there's a SW tv series being made?

q: really?

A: Indeed

Well, I know there will be another Clone Wars or something....

Q: Aerosmith?

Codja X
08-07-2004, 10:48 AM
a: definitely Steve Tyler (nice avatar!)

q: sweet emotion?

ZBomber
08-07-2004, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by Codja X
a: definitely Steve Tyler (nice avatar!)

q: sweet emotion?

A: Count Dooku!

Q: Who made my Avatar? ;)

Doomie
08-07-2004, 11:37 AM
A: the Avatar fairy!

Q: Qhy do the Mods keep running away fromthe Swbattlefront forum?

No, seriously, there are people there that don't know what a moderator is! They think i'm talking about modding!

Codja X
08-07-2004, 12:15 PM
a: becauses Mods can do without a battle

q: did Z change his avatar due to my comment?

(I wasn't been sarcastic - Steve Tyler is a god and Liv Tyler sprung forth from his loins - 2 good reasons to love the guy)

ZBomber
08-07-2004, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by Codja X
a: becauses Mods can do without a battle

q: did Z change his avatar due to my comment?

(I wasn't been sarcastic - Steve Tyler is a god and Liv Tyler sprung forth from his loins - 2 good reasons to love the guy)

A: No, he changed it because I promised someone I would use this avatar. ;)

Q: Will you be suprised if I use my Aerosmith sig pic? :D

Codja X
08-07-2004, 12:41 PM
a: it depends where and what you used the picture for:)

q: Was it Dooku himself ask you to use that avatar?

Seems like you know people in high places!

ZBomber
08-07-2004, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Codja X
a: it depends where and what you used the picture for:)

q: Was it Dooku himself ask you to use that avatar?

Seems like you know people in high places!

A: Only if Count Dooku is Pad. :D

Q: When I say Pad, do I mean the member Pad, or a pad as in a tampon? :eek:

Codja X
08-08-2004, 04:35 AM
a: So if Dooku is Pad, and a Pad is a tampon (not the Pad - just any old pad ) then:

q: is dooku a tampon?

Doomie
08-08-2004, 07:17 AM
A: i'm afraid to find out...

Q: When will Halo 2 be here?

topshot
08-09-2004, 10:29 PM
A: It'll arrive at your door step before you even break out a sledgehammer, or before you even attempt to try to pull off a tatsumaki-senpukyakuu.

Q: Why does Z's custom title give me the chills?

ZBomber
08-09-2004, 11:21 PM
A: Because it's true ;)

Q: How did it happen? :D

ET Warrior
08-10-2004, 02:17 AM
A: Magical elves....?


Q: Why does this thread STILL EXIST? :crybaby:

Doomie
08-10-2004, 11:38 AM
A: Because Lynk allows one game thread to be open at a time...

Q: Why do people keep asking that?

ZBomber
08-10-2004, 11:49 AM
A: Because all it really is is spam.......

Q: Why do I keep coming here? :(

topshot
08-10-2004, 01:40 PM
A: Because you keep making that wrong turn at Alberquerque.

Q: I'm dying of boredom.......

Doomie
08-10-2004, 01:45 PM
A: why can't Boredom die of you for a change...

Q: Halo!

Sabretooth
08-13-2004, 09:22 AM
A: Halo,I know you. Really.

Q: Halo 2! (What?)

topshot
08-15-2004, 01:09 AM
A: Hail 2 da Chief!

Q: Handkerchief?

Zahrahk
08-25-2004, 06:50 PM
A: No thanks, I'm not hungry

Q: Am I a duck :confused:

Zahrahk
08-25-2004, 06:51 PM
A: No thanks, I'm not hungry

Q: Am I a duck?

Sabretooth
08-26-2004, 07:43 AM
No, you are a duck.

Why do I feel so fresh, yet depressed today?

Doomie
08-27-2004, 12:20 PM
A: You're freshly depressed...

Q: Why don't i feel so fresh, yet depressed today?

topshot
08-28-2004, 07:47 PM
You are you...........

What are symptoms of psychosis?

Zahrahk
08-29-2004, 07:36 PM
A: Because you made a poopy

Q: What is me?

Doomie
08-30-2004, 09:34 AM
A: a friggin pile of Bantha fodder that talks about poopy's...

(I didn't flame him, it's his current title...)

Q: So why the poopy part?

RedHawke
08-30-2004, 08:33 PM
A: He has 47 posts to go... before he is poop free. :D

Q: What do you want?

Zahrahk
09-01-2004, 01:08 PM
A: Who, me?

Q: Can a Bionomial theorist have gratuital knowledge as ravelent as quoting in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliograbalus?:confused:

(yes those are real words.)

topshot
09-01-2004, 03:41 PM
A: Tough question.

Q: Can that question be translated into English so that some of us lower life-forms can understand what you're talking about?

fuzzyfreaker
09-02-2004, 05:10 PM
A: Yes, read below for my translation

Q:Can a person that thinks about animals have a theory as related to your uncle that has a wonderful degree in being a detective finding the crime in floating school buses?

Ockniel
09-03-2004, 03:56 AM
A: no... that would be ridiculous... :rolleyes:

Q: why arent you on your computer?!?!?!

RedHawke
09-03-2004, 11:39 PM
A: Because if I was "on" my computer that would very uncomfortable! :D

Q: Which side of the Force are you on?

Ockniel
09-04-2004, 02:42 AM
A: I am a jedi Knight ;)

Q: you?

Sam Fisher
09-05-2004, 06:21 AM
A: No, I'm a member of the 1337 J3d1 0rd3r. :D

Q: Do you like chocolate ants?

Doomie
09-05-2004, 10:11 AM
A: only without the ants.

Q: How many people in the entire world think i am in fact George Bush?

Sam Fisher
09-05-2004, 10:47 AM
A: You, yourself, and YOU.

Q: Why is this thread still going?



(I thought it was gonna be closed )

Doomie
09-05-2004, 11:04 AM
A: Lynk allows one at a time to be open.

Q: why didn't you notice the first three times i said that?

kipperthefrog
09-05-2004, 05:17 PM
A- mabie guy in charge of the forums have a change of
heart about spam threads!

Q- what would you do if a bantha sat on your head and let a poodoo?

Sam Fisher
09-05-2004, 08:16 PM
A: Then he'd let Pooh do it.

Q: Do you like chips?

RedHawke
09-05-2004, 11:53 PM
A: Only with fish! :D

Q: So... What do you want?

Sam Fisher
09-06-2004, 07:07 AM
A: You to get a life.

Q: Do you have a fancy for BBQ?

Curt-Man
09-06-2004, 10:53 AM
A - no but i have a fancy for you

Q - if you mixed a hutt with leia, would you get oprah?

(i can't believe this thread is still going)

Sam Fisher
09-06-2004, 11:03 AM
A: Probably.

Q: What if you crossed a ":D " with a ":ewok:"?

kipperthefrog
09-06-2004, 04:19 PM
A: a VERY happy ewok.

Q:If a guy is out in the middle of the woods by himself and no one is there to argue with him, is he STILL wrong?

Sam Fisher
09-06-2004, 05:00 PM
A: Probably so :D

Q: What's with the bartenders expression on the top of this forum?

fuzzyfreaker
09-07-2004, 02:33 AM
A: Constipated

Q: what happens if you eat 17 boxes of tic tacs at once?

Sam Fisher
09-07-2004, 03:06 AM
A: You'll have good breath for a loooong time.

Q: What happens if you drink a 6 pack in 10 mins?

kipperthefrog
09-07-2004, 08:37 AM
A: You get SOOOOO MUCH alcrolhol in your blood, Even the
MOSQUITOS that bite you will get drunk!

Q:Whith is chronologicly first? SW EP 1 Pantom Menece, Or SW EP 4: New Hope? (either way, your wrong...)

Sam Fisher
09-07-2004, 09:10 AM
A: SW: ESB!

Q: What if Kerry gets elected?

Curt-Man
09-07-2004, 06:06 PM
A: bush will be out of the white house

Q: bush is so funny, isn't he?

Sam Fisher
09-08-2004, 05:35 AM
A: Which bush!?

Q: Do you like Star Trek?

kipperthefrog
09-08-2004, 07:30 AM
A: Its ok.

Q Is smoking crack cocaine GOOD for you?

Aradorn
09-08-2004, 09:42 AM
A: Only on days that end in "y"

Q: IS Bill Gates Elvis?

Sam Fisher
09-08-2004, 01:31 PM
A: Elvis didn't have that much money, so no :)

Q: Where do you get a drink?

kipperthefrog
09-09-2004, 06:43 AM
A: From the pool of toxic waste!

Q: "Daddy, Can we pet the sharks at the beach?"

Sabretooth
09-09-2004, 06:44 AM
Where the man with bottles is standing.

Can I be more excited than this?!??!!?! :bored:

Sam Fisher
09-09-2004, 06:56 AM
A: Hard to on a thread of this nature.

Q: Where do babies come from?

kipperthefrog
09-09-2004, 07:12 AM
A: HUMAN CLONING!

Q:If they remove this spam thread, will the posts i put STILL count under my avatar and rank?

kipperthefrog
09-09-2004, 07:12 AM
A: HUMAN CLONING!

Q:If they remove this spam thread, will the posts i put STILL count under my avatar and rank?

kipperthefrog
09-09-2004, 07:12 AM
A: HUMAN CLONING!

Q:If they remove this spam thread, will the posts i put STILL count under my avatar and rank?

kipperthefrog
09-09-2004, 07:12 AM
A: HUMAN CLONING!

Q:If they remove this spam thread, will the posts i put STILL count under my avatar and rank?

kipperthefrog
09-09-2004, 07:14 AM
Help!

my PC messed up and posted too many times! is there a way to fix that?

Sam Fisher
09-09-2004, 08:29 AM
A: if its deleated, no. If closed, yes.

Q: What am I doing here?



P.S

There is an EDIT button on lower right of all your posts, click it and there will be a box that you can check to delete it.

Doomie
09-09-2004, 09:27 AM
A: the same as everyone else.

Wich is being as excited as sabre, mostly.

Q:Booya?

Sam Fisher
09-09-2004, 12:33 PM
A: Hiya!

Q: Who gives doom?

kipperthefrog
09-11-2004, 08:08 AM
A: nobody! you have to pay fo that game unless you can download it somewhere!

Q: is anyone else left here?

kipperthefrog
09-11-2004, 08:09 AM
A: nobody! you have to pay fo that game unless you can download it somewhere!

Q: is anyone else left here?

Curt-Man
09-11-2004, 10:45 AM
A: yes, yes there is, but you shall never know


Q: what do you get when you mix a flibidty bop and elephant?










a flibidtyphant

Sam Fisher
09-11-2004, 12:42 PM
A: A flibidtyphant :D

Q: What do you get when you mix Luke with a Gran?

JediJohn
09-11-2004, 01:25 PM
A:you


Q:why does this crazy thread have f*ck loads of posts?

RedHawke
09-12-2004, 12:44 AM
A: +1! :D

Q: Do you like onions?

Doomie
09-12-2004, 01:42 AM
A: mmmm... onions...

Q: with cream?

Alegis
09-12-2004, 03:17 AM
A: No. but cream with onions is fine

Q: why does luke cry

Sabretooth
09-12-2004, 03:56 AM
A: He lost at Ping Pong

Q: Who beat him at ping pong?

Zahrahk
09-12-2004, 09:50 AM
A: Darth Vader

Q:What do you get when you cross an AT-AT:atat: with C-3PO:c3po: ?

Sam Fisher
09-12-2004, 01:20 PM
A: AT-C3? :D

Q: What if WW2 never happened?

Doomie
09-14-2004, 07:34 AM
A: Then a lot of other wars wouldn't have happened as well...

Q: What's taters, precious?

Sam Fisher
09-14-2004, 07:48 AM
A: Thems po-tat-oes!

Q: What if you had a smilie face?

Doomie
09-14-2004, 07:51 AM
A: i'd live in the internet!

Q: Do i have to kick off on posting here?

kipperthefrog
09-16-2004, 11:01 AM
A: Only if you get tired of this thread

Q what if a cake messed up??

Sam Fisher
09-16-2004, 11:39 AM
A: There would be a meltdown ^^

Q: What if he hit a McDonalds?

kipperthefrog
09-16-2004, 06:42 PM
A: the hamburger beef would be X-tra crispy!

Q: What would you do if Saddam came Knocking on your door?

fuzzyfreaker
09-16-2004, 09:04 PM
A: I'd feed him pancakes until he exploded

Q: Have you Annihilated your enemy today?

topshot
09-17-2004, 03:46 AM
A: Nope.

Q: What do you get when you cross a humvee with a buffalo?

Evil Dark Jedi
09-17-2004, 03:50 AM
A: A Humfallo.


Q: Why am I going to school at 10pm at night?

JediJohn
09-19-2004, 08:15 AM
A:cuz your clock is f***ed up


Q:what would happen if an at-at stood on a at-st

Evil Dark Jedi
09-20-2004, 01:27 AM
A: The AT-ST would say"What the Hell" after seeing a huge shadow and see no more.

Q: Why is McDonalds now selling healthy food?

JediJohn
09-20-2004, 09:21 AM
A:cuz they got an F- in every health guide

Q: why do dumb people come to lf make 1 post then leave

Kryllith
09-20-2004, 10:43 AM
A: They're using pay-per-post access.

Q: How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? (with all due respect to Bill Watterson).

Kryllith

Doomie
09-20-2004, 10:52 AM
A: exactly 241 3/5 boards.

Q: Will you tell me the real answer?

Sabretooth
09-22-2004, 05:01 AM
Alright. :)

Will this thread be locked, cuz there is another NON-SPAMMY game thread?

Sam Fisher
09-22-2004, 05:43 AM
A: Its in a corner.. so no ^^

Q: What's a gag?

kipperthefrog
09-23-2004, 07:50 PM
A: a big joke!

Q: can you clean a toilet with your tonge?

DarthBuzzard
09-23-2004, 08:09 PM
A. Sam can.

Q. What would happen if Darth Vader used a doily as a lightsaber?

kipperthefrog
09-23-2004, 09:41 PM
(what is a doily?)

mr.piercy
09-23-2004, 10:26 PM
(a doily is a thing u put under a cup like a coaster)



i wood kick his plastic-black ar$se all the way back to tattooine!!!



Q: who is Viceroy Nute Gunray's girlfriend???

(HINT: she's toxic!)

DarthBuzzard
09-23-2004, 10:28 PM
A. mr. piercy

Q. why am i doing homework at 1122 at night?

Sabretooth
09-24-2004, 05:43 AM
Cuz your homework is about reading stupid forums.

Is this a stupid forum?

mr.piercy
09-24-2004, 11:51 PM
ans: why yes, i am interested in high speed internet access at only 2 cents an hour!

question: are threepio and artoo secret macdonalds agents sent to tell us to buy their salads-plus meals????:c3po:

Evil Dark Jedi
09-26-2004, 01:28 AM
A: No they are agents to make us eat macdonalds fat foods.


Q: If I jump off a tall building will I die?

Zahrahk
09-26-2004, 11:21 AM
A: Yes, because you mistook an Ewok for a parachute.

Q: What do you get if you cross a Jawa with the first Death Star?

DarthBuzzard
09-26-2004, 03:03 PM
A: A laser-breathing Ewok.

Q: Why does Jaden in JA sound like an idiot as a male?

Sabretooth
09-26-2004, 09:39 PM
Because the voice actor didn't read my fanfic

Q: Am I famous because of my fanfic? :cool:

DarthBuzzard
09-26-2004, 09:51 PM
A. Yep. You're up there with Lucas and Gates.

Q. Why are Chiss blue?

Evil Dark Jedi
09-27-2004, 12:30 AM
A: Because they are freezing in their clothes.

Q: Why are they freezing in their clothes?

fuzzyfreaker
09-27-2004, 05:18 PM
A: Their not, their clothes are freezing THEM

Q: Is this a question?

Evil Dark Jedi
09-28-2004, 01:38 AM
A: Why yes in a planet not known to man.

Q: What is this planets name?

kipperthefrog
09-28-2004, 05:43 AM
A: Planet Hitler

B: is the pope gay?

Sabretooth
09-28-2004, 07:12 AM
Nah, he's just a faggot.

Haha! Do I r0xx0rz?

DarthBuzzard
09-28-2004, 04:32 PM
A. Yep.

Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck coulod chuck wood and if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Sam Fisher
09-28-2004, 06:13 PM
A: NONE!

Q: Three men checked into a hotel room for which they paid $30. The next day, the manager realized that the men had been overcharged. She gave the bellhop $5 to return to the three men. On the way to their room the bellhop decided to keep $2 for himself, and give each of the three men one dollar. The three men had now paid $9 each, or a total of $27. This plus the $2 the bellhop kept makes a total of $29. What happened to the other dollar?

Evil Dark Jedi
09-28-2004, 08:20 PM
A: Someone ate it.


Q: How do people eat if they have no mouth?

kipperthefrog
09-28-2004, 08:52 PM
A: they eat up the other end!


Q: what would you do if you were cleaning out the fridge and found leftovers from Jesus's last supper?

Sabretooth
09-29-2004, 02:20 AM
I'll deliver them to my local church - after I eat them.

Why does everything look green, like NV glasses?

Sam Fisher
09-29-2004, 04:43 AM
A: Because it would look strange if it were in blue.

Q: Why are we here?

Evil Dark Jedi
09-29-2004, 05:27 PM
A: To visit LF of course!

Q: Why are we here to visit LF?

kipperthefrog
09-29-2004, 07:50 PM
A: We are in LF because the internet has given EVERY american a voice and we choose to use that voice to argue about movies and games and play in spam threads like THEESE!

Q: What would you do if they found survivers from the Titanic STILL ALIVE in an ICEBERG?

Sabretooth
09-29-2004, 11:57 PM
Melt the iceberg and tell the survivors to make up their minds - to live, or to die.

Q: Why isn't Jango's armour pink?

Evil Dark Jedi
09-29-2004, 11:59 PM
A: Because he thinks that pink armour is way to cool for everyone else and doesnt wear it.

Q: If I have lived for 54324234324324 years how old am I?

mr.piercy
09-30-2004, 02:15 AM
Ans = ya mum's age

questions = soo many people r a leetle beet seely. why is that so ??????

Sam Fisher
09-30-2004, 05:15 AM
A: Because you mum is Darth Vader..!

Q: Do you like Thumb Wars?

kipperthefrog
10-01-2004, 09:20 AM
A: thumb wars is an ansult to the trilogy! should be called "dumb wars"

Q: what would you do if you saw in the paper "worlds youngest ninja! 9 week old baby gets a a black belt in karate!"

Sam Fisher
10-02-2004, 07:18 AM
A:I'd hope it would be a Ripley's Believe it or not ^^


Q: What do you do when a mad scientist blows up your car?

Zahrahk
10-03-2004, 12:49 PM
A: You'd be glad that it was your mom's car that you went joyriding in.

Q: If an electric train was going east, and an electric train was going west, and they were both on the same track, heading towards each other, and both had large cannons for blasting objects, and they were both going at 60 mph, and they had a crew of 60 people each, and one had Jar Jar Binks in one car, and the other had C-3PO in one car, which way would the peices of C-3PO and Jar Jar crash?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-03-2004, 05:27 PM
A: The other way!


Q: If I hit a hard wooden board and I broke it then my hand was broken what do I do?

Sabretooth
10-04-2004, 03:09 AM
Fix It! :tng1:

Isn't the smilie above cute?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-04-2004, 04:38 AM
A: No it looks like it has had tounge(sp?) immobiliser(sp?) and it has been numb for the last 3 hours.


A: How long is 3 hours?

Sivy
10-04-2004, 04:43 AM
a) about 46 meters

q) why it is so tempting to close this thread? :p

coupes.
10-04-2004, 05:23 AM
A) I don't know, I've been tempted to do so for quite some time now :p

Q) ...erm... Where's Waldo ?

Doomie
10-04-2004, 09:06 AM
A: I can't friggin find him!

Q: between you guys being tempted, people starting new game threads, and a lack of posters every now and then, it's amazing this thread didn't get closed yet. Should i be happy or sad?

Lynk Former
10-04-2004, 09:10 AM
A: You should be happy that I'm such a nice guy to allow you guys to have even one gamethread here when other places on LF don't allow them at all.

Q: Er....... Pokemon?

Sam Fisher
10-04-2004, 10:01 AM
A: pokemon= spawn of the devil.

Q: What if you crossed a horse with a cow?

kipperthefrog
10-04-2004, 10:07 AM
A: Smokey The Cow-Horse!

Q: It's 4:00 am. why am i still so restless?

Sam Fisher
10-04-2004, 10:11 AM
A: Because you are a loner, have nothing to do, and have to internet to terrorize people on the net!

Q: What comes at the end of death?

DarthBuzzard
10-04-2004, 10:55 AM
A. New life.

Q. How many Ithorians live on Ithor?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-04-2004, 06:41 PM
A: None!


Q: Why are there None!

DarthBuzzard
10-04-2004, 06:51 PM
A. Because the Imperials did a super-duper bombardment of the planet with exactly 1894369 lasers from 59579 Super Star Destroyers.

Q. Why did they use so many Super Star Destroyers?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-04-2004, 06:57 PM
A: Because they couldnt afford Super Mega Star Destroyers.


Q: Why couldnt they afford them?

DarthBuzzard
10-04-2004, 07:10 PM
A. Because enslaved wookies stole their credits and bought bowcaster upgrades.

Q. Why does Greedo say "OOta GOota SOlo?" and not "You're Han SOlo?

Sabretooth
10-05-2004, 02:16 AM
He obviously skipped his English classes...

Why am I saluting right now?

*Yoinked*
10-05-2004, 11:53 AM
Why not?

If red is black and black is blue is brown, what is brown? :confused: :disaprove

DarthBuzzard
10-05-2004, 05:15 PM
A. Purple.

Q. Why is blu cheese green?

kipperthefrog
10-05-2004, 05:37 PM
A: Cuase the MOON is made of CHEESE!

Q: what do you do if you find out they are keeping HITLER'S BRAIN alive inside a jar?

DarthBuzzard
10-05-2004, 05:57 PM
A. Eat the chicken on my plate.

Q. Who closes the door after the bus driver leaves? I've lost sleep over that one...

(.02$ to person who can name who says that :D )

Evil Dark Jedi
10-06-2004, 02:25 AM
A: No one!


Q: Is that wrong?

*Yoinked*
10-06-2004, 08:03 AM
A:Only if the dog farts!

Q: If my mom is older than my gramdmom, how does she or I exist?

Kain
10-06-2004, 08:29 AM
A: You're reading too much into it. You should be asking if your mom is older than your grandma, why does your mom look as old as that pancake.

Q: If I get on a train at 2 pm going south at 90 mph, how long will the Butterscotch Poptarts take to bake in the pottery barn?

JediJohn
10-06-2004, 11:38 AM
A: read the packet it usually says

Q: whats this guy (http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/hallowee/closeups/38886.jpg) so appy about

DarthBuzzard
10-06-2004, 03:47 PM
A. He saw Star wars for the first time.

Q. Why did he see star wars for the first time?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-06-2004, 09:09 PM
A: Because he didnt know Star Wars existed.


Q: Why didnt he know if it existed?

DarthBuzzard
10-06-2004, 09:14 PM
A. Because an 87 year old man thought it was violent and used his friends in high places to mind trick people into not seeing it.

Q. Why did he mindtrick people into not seeing it?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-06-2004, 09:43 PM
A: Because he felt like it.


Q: Why did he feel like it?

DarthBuzzard
10-06-2004, 10:11 PM
A. Because the Bith Organization of Seperate Musical Movements made him feel like it.

Q. Why did the Bith Organization of Seperate Musical Movements made him feel like it?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-06-2004, 10:57 PM
A: Because they are evil.:dev7:


Q: How many people register at LF but never post?

DarthBuzzard
10-06-2004, 11:14 PM
A. Enough to where if 67.336 (.336 is the remains of a person stepped on by an AT/AT) or any number exceeding that do it, they will be electricuted like palpatine fries Luke (like in my avatar :eek: )

Q. What would make me insane enough to do this?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-07-2004, 01:38 AM
A: I dont know.

Q: How many people like Star Wars?

DarthBuzzard
10-07-2004, 11:00 AM
A. A whole lot.

Q. Why does beer have alcohol?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-07-2004, 02:30 PM
A: I dont understand that.


Q: Why dont I understand that?

DarthBuzzard
10-07-2004, 03:12 PM
A. Because I don't either.

Q. Why could Darth Vader only choke things and move things?

Sam Fisher
10-07-2004, 04:25 PM
A: Because he wasn't into "its" yet.

Q: What do you see when you look out of the window?

DarthBuzzard
10-07-2004, 04:38 PM
A. An army of squirrels that will take over the world.

Q. What happens when you open a door?

Sam Fisher
10-07-2004, 04:44 PM
A: Another closes.

Q: What do you do when someone says you need to post somewhere else besides this thread?


BTW, where else do you post buzzard?

DarthBuzzard
10-07-2004, 04:54 PM
A. I keep posting here

(For the record, I post here, battlefront boards, rest of the star wars board, kotor boards, jedi knight boards, and occasionally something else, so I see my fair share of the boards...I've only been here since end of August and have 290 something posts. Only recently Evil Dark Jedi has been posting en masse here and I've had to keep up :p )

Q. Why do cows moo and not bark?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-07-2004, 06:35 PM
A: Because they do!

Q: Why do people hardly use this symbol ; ?

kipperthefrog
10-07-2004, 07:54 PM
A: cuase they dont know if its a period or a coma!

Q why do we drink COW milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said "I think i'll squeeze those things under here and drink what ever comes out!" who WAS that guy??

TheOutrider
10-07-2004, 07:58 PM
A:A curious baby:D

Q:Why do we have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-07-2004, 11:14 PM
A: We dont. Not on each hand anyway.

Q: Does anyone get my answer?

Glaive v.1
10-08-2004, 01:23 AM
A: Yes, i do

Q: Why to the pixies continue to steal my sanity?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-08-2004, 01:30 AM
A: I do not know.


Q: Why do people talk about things that they dont care about?

TheOutrider
10-08-2004, 06:47 AM
A:They odviously are gnomes

Q:Why is milk white?

Ockniel
10-08-2004, 08:15 AM
A: sheeze its blue!!! ... and on a star wars board of all the places....

Q: yoo hoo my ohh yoo?

JediJohn
10-08-2004, 10:11 AM
A: yes Ockniel we all do believe you are insane


Q: why (apart from his last post) do we all believe this?

Sam Fisher
10-08-2004, 11:01 AM
A: I don't believe any of it ^^

Q: Do you know what a sesquipidilian is?

TheOutrider
10-08-2004, 03:18 PM
A: No idea

Q:What is a SuperCalifragilisticexpealdocious

Sam Fisher
10-08-2004, 04:01 PM
A: A really long word ^^

Q: What is a invertibrate?

TheOutrider
10-08-2004, 04:10 PM
A:Something that is inverted and is Bait for fish

Q:Why was there a blue man on my roof

DarthBuzzard
10-08-2004, 04:19 PM
A. Because the Dark Lord of the Sith with skin decolorations decided to drop by.

Q. Why is root beer so fizzy?