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Evil Dark Jedi
10-08-2004, 04:27 PM
A: Nobody knows as it is a great mystery of life.

Q: Why is it a mystery of life?

10-08-2004, 04:27 PM
A:Theres a tiny man at the bottom with gas problems

Q:Why is Butter so yellow

10-08-2004, 04:35 PM
A. No idea.

Q. I'm running out of questions. What do I do?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-08-2004, 05:20 PM
A: Think of more questions!

Q: What did I just say?

10-08-2004, 08:04 PM
A: think of more questions!

Q: what do you do if the ghost of Mr. Rogers is terrifying children? (his spirit is the same, "howdy neighbor! can you say death?" but when he comes as a transparent wraith, the effect is scary)

10-08-2004, 08:38 PM
A: Cross the streams, and cause a total-protonic reversal.

Q: Why... won't... this... thread... die?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-08-2004, 10:38 PM
A: I do not know

Q: Why are people jumping up and own beside me?

10-09-2004, 01:54 AM
A: you might be in a crack house (no offence)

Q: why do people break into your house just to steal your stuff and make you mad?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-09-2004, 02:41 AM
No offence taken.:D

A: Who knows.

Q: Who does know?

10-09-2004, 10:47 AM
A: Only God Knows!

Q: Was 9-11 just an exuse by the curupt polititions to militarize America for world conquest?

10-09-2004, 11:19 AM
A: 'The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the second Gulf war has.'

Now all we need is a corrupt senator to take bush' place...

Q: What is the funniest thing in the world?

10-09-2004, 03:51 PM
A: You're cooking what for dinner?

Q: What a to do to die today at a minute or two 'till two?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-09-2004, 09:46 PM
A: I dont know what you mean.

Q: Does anyone now what he means?

10-09-2004, 10:04 PM
A: I don't know what he means either.

Q: What is the answer to life... the universe... and everything... devided by 2?

10-09-2004, 11:04 PM
A:1 Life sucks


10-10-2004, 12:11 AM
A: A really short person who makes candy.

(And TheRealJedidude your answer is wrong, it is 21, which is half of the all powerful 42)

Q: If you roll a 6-sided die what is always the total of the top and the bottom?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-10-2004, 02:42 AM
A: I dont know I cant see the dice?

Q: What is the real answer?

10-10-2004, 03:17 AM
A: Seven, the top and bottom of all six-sided dice when added together come out seven.

Q: What exactly does TIA at the end of a post mean?

10-10-2004, 11:43 AM
A:Something that has to do with moderators...

Q: What is round, has blue eyeballs, and farts when you say hi?

Evil Dark Jedi
10-10-2004, 02:18 PM
A: I dont know.

Q: What is it?

10-10-2004, 07:39 PM
A: A little midget 6th grader

Q: Whats brown, hates America, and is Red all over

Bin Laden in a Blender

10-10-2004, 10:09 PM
A: Bin Laden in a blender

Q: Why does the shoelace get on the airplane at the bottom of the cave in north alpine store eating butterscotch fruit rolldowns with a hint of buttered gravy - rejoice?!

10-11-2004, 07:01 AM
A: because i dont no what your talkin about.

Q:why is the padawan braid always over the right shoulder?

10-11-2004, 07:54 AM
A: Because it looks LESS stupid over the left shoulder!

Q: Why does it looks LESS stupid over the left shoulder?

-Adam G.

10-11-2004, 03:20 PM
A: I have no idea what your talking about

Q: Whats 458 x 78432 divided by 2 plus 4545

Glaive v.1
10-12-2004, 01:15 AM
Q: i heard of your kind before and i don't play your sick and twisted games.

A: Why do i run away to a far away place where squrriels run free and birds are a big as trees

10-12-2004, 08:54 AM
why oh why haven't the mods closed this???

10-12-2004, 09:08 AM
A:They probably want to see how long it will last?

Q: Is the Patriot act for our protection or our opression?

10-12-2004, 10:38 AM
A: as long as it's not mine, i'm ok with it.

And, how many times have i said this, lynky allows one gmae thread to be open at a time.

Q: where's lynky anyway?

10-12-2004, 10:52 AM
A: run away cuz he thought this wouldn't last long.

Q : on my current posts per day how long will it take for me to get to 1000

10-12-2004, 10:59 AM
A: slightly more than 100 days...

Q: is Yoda a Wookiee?

10-12-2004, 11:16 AM
A: Without a doubt

Q: When will everyone realize this?

10-12-2004, 11:39 AM
A: now because you've told them

(thanks Doomie for workin' out that math i'm not good at it)

Q : which are cooler : rabbits or hamsters?

10-12-2004, 11:46 AM
A: rabbits... because of the evil bunny, muahahaha

Q: what do you get when you cross an elephant and a triceratops?

10-12-2004, 02:24 PM
A: A horny elephant!

Q: If a tree fell in the woods and hit Jar Jar, and nobody was there to hear it, would anyone care?

10-12-2004, 03:08 PM
A: The poor people would make food out of him so Yes they would care

Q: What kind of food can you make out of Jar Jar with 5 dollars?

10-12-2004, 03:14 PM
A: Somthing unhealthy, like McDonalds Bigmacs, only it wouldn't taste good!

Q:WHY couldn't Bush catch Bin Laden?

10-12-2004, 05:54 PM
A. Because Bin Laden is an elusive B@$t@rd.

Q. Why do humans have teeth?

10-12-2004, 05:55 PM
A: For the mean bullies to play piano with

Q: What makes the sound ugga-ugga

10-12-2004, 06:48 PM
A: A submirine during mating season!

Q:what do you do if telitubbies come knocking on your door and starts begging "do you have any food? We'll work for FOOD!" ??

10-12-2004, 07:05 PM
A: Kill them so everybody can finally rest in peace and you'll get elected president for killing them.

Q: What do you do if a gay kid says hello to you

10-12-2004, 07:12 PM
A: say "Let's just be friends"

Q: what do you do if Saddam and Bin Laden got married and adopted a shaved ape baby!

10-12-2004, 07:22 PM
A: Call CPS and steal there baby.

Q: What do you do if giant monkeys take over the Country.

10-12-2004, 07:51 PM
A: Air the movie "Planet of the apes"

Q what do you do if the Obeisity problem gets so severe, walking has become a chore: we now rely on machines to do it?

10-12-2004, 08:06 PM
A: Walkings already a chore(just kidding0

Q: Whats the deal with gay people what makes them so fruity

10-12-2004, 08:10 PM
A: they are not fruity unless they eat fruit!

Q:what do you do if a clone of HITLER came to power in the US?

10-12-2004, 08:26 PM
A: Hire a group of Deadly assassin chickens to kill him, if they don't succeed hire monkeys

Q: If you had a rooster with 2 knives against a monkey with 3 guns against a rancor with a bathing problem who would win

10-12-2004, 08:33 PM
A: the rancor will eat the smaller animals and the smaller animals will shoot their way out from the inside!

Q:what do you do if you get sent to prison with a bunch of man eating clowns?

10-12-2004, 08:38 PM
A: Become a clown and beg for mercy

Q: Why are you(kipperfrog) and me the only ones posting

Evil Dark Jedi
10-13-2004, 01:15 AM
A: Because I havent been here.:D

Q: Why are those(kipper and realjedi) two posting so much?

10-13-2004, 05:57 AM
A: we keep cheaking back often and find our questions answered.
not very many people got a chance to reply yet.

Q:when a 400 pound person sit around the house or ARUOND the house?

10-13-2004, 07:22 AM
A: AROUND the house

Q: If a wookie could speak human on earth what would he say

10-13-2004, 07:56 AM
A: what exactly is this "human" language....

10-13-2004, 08:26 AM
A:Yo dude neva heard of it man

Q:Why is the world round?

10-13-2004, 08:29 AM
A: The worlrd grew from an ORANGE beleive it or not!

Q:Will Bill Gates be homeless anytime soon?

10-13-2004, 08:53 AM
a: whenever macintosh takes over

q: why did the us attack iraq?

10-13-2004, 08:56 AM
A: because it was the right thing to do

Q: why is yub yub a universal ewok word

10-13-2004, 09:19 AM
A: cuase it 's a MATING CALL!

Q: when do they come out with the "WAP WAP"ewok song on CD?

10-13-2004, 09:30 AM
a: whenever eminem decides to do a star wars rap song

q: why do things go down when i let them go?

10-13-2004, 09:35 AM
A: Because its so much cooler that way

Q: why does the SW galaxy have to be far far away, why not far away

10-13-2004, 09:39 AM
A:Luca$ has miscalculated our distances!

Q:should we donate money to help rich people get richer?

10-13-2004, 09:40 AM
a: [george w. bush]heck ya [/george w. bush]

q: why are computer games just as addicting as drugs 'n porn?

10-13-2004, 11:04 AM
Answer: because computer games cause a release of serotonin in the brain:

Question: Why did lucas still the concept of hyperdrive from the Star trek pilot the cage?

10-13-2004, 11:09 AM
A: he didn't...
Q: what is a trekkie doing here

10-13-2004, 11:29 AM
A: posting, Duh...

Q : why does math suck ?!?!?

10-13-2004, 12:39 PM
A: Because its useless

Q: Why do people like the idiot Bush

10-13-2004, 12:54 PM
A: because he's better than Kerry

Q: Why do stupid people not like Bush?

10-13-2004, 01:01 PM
A: The people who don't like Bush are smart smarter than him at least

Q: Why do idiots like the biggest idiot Bush

Even though I can't vote I know how dumb Bush is

:urpdude:Vote Kerry:urpdude:

Why Bush can't find Bin Laden (http://www.topplebush.com/photos19.shtml ) Do the Bush dance (http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/fun_whatever.htm)

10-13-2004, 01:45 PM
A: they don't
Q: why is this thread here???

Evil Dark Jedi
10-13-2004, 02:39 PM
A: To increase our post count!

Q: Why is it here to increase our post count?

10-13-2004, 09:52 PM
a: well, all these little voices in my head...

q: what tastes better than cheese?

10-13-2004, 11:06 PM
A: More cheese of course. :D

Q: Is there such a thing as gravity?

Or does the Earth just suck! :D

Glaive v.1
10-14-2004, 03:40 AM
A: earth just sucks

Q:why oh why can't the mods close this thread?

10-14-2004, 05:01 AM
A: because i wasnwered that question over five times already.

Q: Jedidude, why did a pic on that site of yours say that Star Wars is stupid?

10-14-2004, 02:59 PM
A:It did I didn't know that I didn't look at anything else but STAR WARS RULES

Q:Can you do the Bush Dance

10-14-2004, 04:45 PM
A: Its a variation of the macerena!

Q:can YOU survive a nuclear war?

dark jedi 8
10-14-2004, 05:40 PM
A. well it depends on how much plutonioum, uranium, and stupidity are flowing through your veins. so i have a damn good chance!
Q. if you tried to die would you die trying?

10-14-2004, 05:52 PM
A: You would die trying to die

Q: What do you get if you mix an ewok with a gorilla

A wookie of course

10-14-2004, 06:01 PM
A. A wookie of course.

Q. why is c3po gold?

10-14-2004, 06:04 PM
A: In Ep3 it tells why hes gold

Q: Why do I like Bring It On the movie?

10-14-2004, 06:11 PM
A. Thank you Sir may I have another!?

Q. Pink Floyd is the best. Do you dare to disagree?

10-14-2004, 09:06 PM
a: most definately

q: how do you fix a broken toaster?

10-14-2004, 09:39 PM
A: Now is the winter of your discontent!

Q: Your downfall is my wintercoat!

Evil Dark Jedi
10-14-2004, 10:06 PM
A: Hmmm no wonder I am so warm.

Q: Why did I just answer?

Glaive v.1
10-15-2004, 12:35 AM
A: Because you get sick and twisted pleasure from answering questions.

Q: Whats wrong with sado masicisom ?

10-15-2004, 06:27 AM
a. Bith play saxophones.

q. Napoleon Dynamite was funny. Was it funny?

10-15-2004, 09:31 AM
A: umm....yeah

Q: my name is jedijohn?

10-15-2004, 10:20 AM
A: Is it? og god, i've been online with the wrong guy for months!

Q: you're a guy right?

Lynk Former
10-15-2004, 02:23 PM
Due to increased activity in the forum this thread is being closed down... it is utter spam of course :dozey:

A warning to those who want to pull off the same crap that happened after I closed the Barfight thread. Don't try it this time. I'm a Supermod this time and temporary and even permanent bans will be handed out to trouble makers who try to ressurect a thread that is STAYING closed in here.