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Sabretooth
03-06-2004, 05:17 AM
First: answer my "stupid" question below.
Second: Ask another stupid question with it.

Then make a sort of chain with it.

Q: What did I just make this post?

(Answers and questions have to stupid)

2cool1(Aust)
03-06-2004, 06:07 AM
answer: me no know

quetion: why me smell nice

there is that wat u wanted?:atat:

Sabretooth
03-06-2004, 03:58 PM
Cuz u .... well.... id d'know!

Q: Where did all the Mutant Radio-Active Rabid Coal-Breathing Worms go?

Snafu7
03-06-2004, 10:07 PM
to hell, where they belong.

Q:Why can't citizens own mortars?

Miko_lover
03-06-2004, 10:23 PM
A: 'cause they can't.

Q: Why must Gandalf be a wizard?

Darth Homer
03-07-2004, 12:37 AM
because the books & movies would be kinda lame with "Gandalf the Old Guy"

Q: Why did we start another spam thread?

topshot
03-07-2004, 01:02 AM
A: Because we wanted to.

Q: What do pie-eating, carrot-spewing hamsters do for fun?

Lynk Former
03-07-2004, 01:44 AM
A: Make threads like this

Q: Should I allow another very stupid game thread?

Sabretooth
03-07-2004, 01:50 AM
A: Consult the Rancor first

Q: Why is my eye burning when applied some fire on it?

dark jedi 8
03-07-2004, 05:24 PM
A. don't use the flamethrower for laser eye surgery.

Q. where does SPAM come from?

the_lord_Revan
03-07-2004, 07:35 PM
From hell, which is were it ends uip going too!!

Q:why do i have only 1 eye,1 leg, and one of everything!?!?!

dark jedi 8
03-07-2004, 08:04 PM
A. maybe you cut yourself in half.
Q. why are books made of paper?

Miko_lover
03-07-2004, 09:54 PM
Because they just are.

Q: Why does everyone else get cookies?

Snafu7
03-07-2004, 09:56 PM
A:because I said so

Q:Why does it hurt when I jump in a bonfire?

the_lord_Revan
03-07-2004, 10:50 PM
A: Because when your balls get speared with a flaming stck it tends to hurt a bit!

Q:How do my legs work when they are 12 feet away from my body??

Snafu7
03-07-2004, 11:55 PM
A:because they're not your legs

Q:How come the air doesn't turn to White Phosporus?

wassup
03-08-2004, 12:48 AM
A. Cause then we wouldn't be able to breathe, duh.

Q. What is the answer to life?

Sabretooth
03-08-2004, 03:44 AM
A: Uh... Uh... Life minus uh six uh.... 7!!!

Q: What happened to the Tux when he jumped off the Empire State Building?

Glaive v.1
03-08-2004, 12:59 PM
A: a giant flying squrriel grabbed him by the scrotum and chewed his nuts :D

Q: does bill gates use linux servers?

Miko_lover
03-08-2004, 02:30 PM
Maybe.

Q: Why do I sneeze when something tickles my nose?

Glaive v.1
03-08-2004, 06:32 PM
A: coz the nose deamons are after you :D

Q: Why whenver you get a hair cut its all ways ****ty

Miko_lover
03-08-2004, 07:46 PM
Cuz your hair stylist is a BAD PERSON!!

Q: Why do I like Star Wars better than LotR?

the_lord_Revan
03-08-2004, 09:20 PM
A because you do!

AND!!!

Q. What is the answer to life?
A:42

*Just to answer that one!!!*

My actual Q:
what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything???




((if noone gets this ill be very surprised and ill tell in my nxt post!))


Where are my legs? why they've turned into a thick gelatin substance!-The Ultimate HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy

Miko_lover
03-09-2004, 12:57 AM
I have no clue.

Q: Why someone just try to kill me?

Snafu7
03-09-2004, 01:04 AM
because they thought it would be funny.

Q:How come i can't eat my computer

Sabretooth
03-09-2004, 03:51 AM
Try putting macaroni and cheese on it.

Q: Does C3PO have blood?

Glaive v.1
03-09-2004, 06:46 AM
A: if you can call oil blood

Q: why when i drink milkshake and then go on a round about really fast do i throw up :D

Sabretooth
03-09-2004, 01:32 PM
A: Maybe the shake was so shakey when you went on that round-about that it decidede to take some fresh air. Too bad we don't have windows...

Q: Do Star Wars characters ever go to the bathroom?

Glaive v.1
03-09-2004, 01:52 PM
A: no because they are all robots and they don't need bathroom.
he he he he he he :D

Q: is the meaning of this question a question of the meaning :confused:

Sivy
03-09-2004, 02:00 PM
A) yes

Q) what makes blue cheese blue?

Miko_lover
03-09-2004, 03:05 PM
It's sad because it tastes disgusting.

Q: What is Padme Amidala's favorite food?

Snafu7
03-09-2004, 09:52 PM
humans, she's a canibal.

Q:why is tainted meat bad for you?

the_lord_Revan
03-09-2004, 10:22 PM
A:cuz if your not carful, your head will turn blue

((the answer to life, the universe, and everything, is......42!!! same answer as my last post!!duh!))

Q:What is the plastic thingie at the end of your shoelace

Snafu7
03-09-2004, 10:38 PM
A thermal nuclear device used for world peace... or desruction i dont know.

Q:Why cant I fly?

the_lord_Revan
03-09-2004, 11:03 PM
A: well it depends on if you have wings, no? well you just can't then

Q: How old am I if i died in 1496?

Snafu7
03-09-2004, 11:15 PM
unborn

Q:why do things that are labeled inflamable, flammable

Sabretooth
03-10-2004, 03:49 AM
The 'IN' is printed by mistake.

Q: Why doesn't Chewie have a Lamborghini?

Sivy
03-10-2004, 08:45 AM
A) he would rather have a chewback car

Q) whats funnier than farting?

Miko_lover
03-10-2004, 01:43 PM
Everything is.

Q: what is X times X times X times X?

Sabretooth
03-10-2004, 01:51 PM
A: Anything but X

Q: Why are camels purple in colour?:D :D :D :D

the_lord_Revan
03-10-2004, 07:53 PM
A:they're not, there green
Q:What is z times y times h times d times me times my "friend" equal to?

Darth Homer
03-10-2004, 08:13 PM
I'm not doing your homework for you


Why won't I do his homework for him?

the_lord_Revan
03-10-2004, 08:15 PM
A:cuz it wasnt my homework!
Q:why is it that modders don't close this thread down, since in all technicalities it IS a spam, thread?

Snafu7
03-10-2004, 08:32 PM
Because they were captured by terrorists, and taken to Cuba

Q:Why shouldn't I open my computer up, while its on, during a thunder/lighting storm, while standing in a puddle of water.

the_lord_Revan
03-10-2004, 08:59 PM
A: Well.....if your balls get fried and a homo eats em for dinner its not my fault!! oh and open your moniter, better zap!!

Q: What is my most unpleasant characteristic?

Snafu7
03-10-2004, 09:33 PM
the fact that you mention someones balls getting fried off, and getting eaten by a homo

Q:how come my PS2 network adaptor doesn't work?

the_lord_Revan
03-10-2004, 11:06 PM
A:because little kids in korea made it in a sweatshop!
Q: why do i have bite marks (human) on my wrist/arm??

Snafu7
03-10-2004, 11:54 PM
Canabals tried to eat you as you slept

Q:why am i in imense debt

Darth Homer
03-10-2004, 11:57 PM
because you have to pay for each spelling mistake (immense, $1 please)

Why am I an Evil Penguin?

the_lord_Revan
03-11-2004, 12:14 AM
A:because your from hell of course, or cuz you got a bad case of the bloat!
Q: do i have a ripped apart spleen and pancreas?

Sabretooth
03-11-2004, 04:23 AM
do you have a brain in the first place?

Q: Why is Greedo running like a maniac in the Cantina?

DarksideDjembe
03-11-2004, 01:46 PM
A: Cause he has ants in his pants

Q: Who put the ram in the Ram-a-Lama ding dong?

Sivy
03-11-2004, 01:55 PM
A) Dell

Q) if everyone in the world jumped at the same time how many would be wearing boots?

Glaive v.1
03-11-2004, 06:32 PM
A: multiply the number by 64 then divide by 4 using the sqaure rootof 4.555555679373, i think that should give you the answer :D

Q: is the matrix real? plez say i may jump off a rof if it's not

topshot
03-11-2004, 09:36 PM
A: Of course it's real! I invented it! :D

Q: Did I?

the_lord_Revan
03-12-2004, 12:28 AM
A:no of course not!
Q: who did invent the Matrix, and how old is his pet rock by now!?!?

dark jedi 8
03-12-2004, 01:45 AM
A. the great and almighty yoda did, and his pet rock is around 5 million years old.
Q. for a million dollers would you kill youself?

Sabretooth
03-12-2004, 03:45 AM
why would I need a million dollers?

Q: Why is Greedo still running like a maniac in the cantina?

Glaive v.1
03-12-2004, 06:34 AM
A: because i cut his head off and he's like chicken, ha ha :D

Q: why are some people so retarded i want to throw themoff a tall building

Sabretooth
03-12-2004, 08:13 AM
Maybe they have been dropped of tall building so many times they go nuts.

Q: Why is Greedo... wait a sec... *shoots Greedo* Yeah, why does this floppy keep beating me at Backgammon?

DarksideDjembe
03-12-2004, 02:03 PM
A: Cause your playing monopoly

Q:What do you call a fly without wings?

Codja X
03-12-2004, 05:32 PM
a: a waste of millions of years of evolution

q: what's under the table?

DarksideDjembe
03-12-2004, 05:59 PM
A: an interesting variety of womens shoes,(about 10 pair) all size 8 and seem to be fasionable for a women in her 20's.

Q: why are there so many womens shoes under my table?!

dark jedi 8
03-12-2004, 06:28 PM
A. cause you like to wear them.
Q. why is that?

DarksideDjembe
03-12-2004, 06:41 PM
A: i guess i have a fetish?!

Q: WHY DID ST. Joes Lose yesterday? :(

Codja X
03-12-2004, 06:44 PM
A: Because there were too many pairs of shoes under the table

Q: My table is made of oak! What is your house made of?

dark jedi 8
03-12-2004, 06:47 PM
A. alumminum cans.
Q. would it be wise of me to glue the cans together?

Codja X
03-12-2004, 06:54 PM
A: Not if your planning on sailing to bermuda

Q: How did he get away with it?

DarksideDjembe
03-12-2004, 07:29 PM
A: The glove didnt fit

Q: what is plasteel?

dark jedi 8
03-12-2004, 07:40 PM
A. a metobolic combination of plaster and chicken wire.
Q. what is durasteel?

2cool1(Aust)
03-12-2004, 08:14 PM
A: durasteel is what u get when you combine steel and dura

Q: does jabba the hutt have breast implants?


:laughing:

Snafu7
03-12-2004, 09:27 PM
no, they're natural

Q:Why cant I drink paint?

the_lord_Revan
03-12-2004, 10:58 PM
A:Because unless you'd like a painted stomach and a funny taste in your mouth, than you probably wouldn't want to!
Q: Does my Boat look too much like my boat, and if so, does it have a name? and does it have its own pet rock? if so how old is it?

((lotsa ?'ss!! lol pet rock still!!))

Sabretooth
03-13-2004, 03:41 AM
A: You don't have a boat.
Q: Why aren't dice 30-sided?

2cool1(Aust)
03-13-2004, 09:24 AM
A: because jabba the hutt would lose it in his massive 'natural' breasts !!!

Q: What is a jawa's favourite game console and why?

:jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa :jawa

Sabretooth
03-13-2004, 11:35 AM
Gamejawa Notsoadvance

Q: Why did Pakistanis transform into dopes and have lost the cricket match against India? (HURRAY! HURRAY!)

the_lord_Revan
03-13-2004, 01:20 PM
A: huh?sorry i diddnt catch that! i fart in your general direction!
Q: why do i fart in his general direction?

Sabretooth
03-15-2004, 04:14 AM
A: cuz u forgot to bring your ass with you

Q: Why aren't penguins blue?

Glaive v.1
03-15-2004, 06:54 AM
A: coz linux made them that way.

Q: why does toast always land butter side down?

the_lord_Revan
03-15-2004, 11:42 PM
A: i think that the butter ionizes the bread particles, raising their mass! or because it just flips. either one. maybe.
Q: why does this thread eep lozing steam, getting considerably less funny?

((GET FUNNY AND STUFF GUYS!!!!))

topshot
03-15-2004, 11:48 PM
A: Because I just barfed up my supper.

Q: I oughta slap you with a wet mackerel! Why should I?

dark jedi 8
03-17-2004, 12:24 AM
A. because he doubts the power and hilarity of the stupid question/answer thread!
Q. who is the last zion?

DarksideDjembe
03-17-2004, 12:41 AM
A:not bethany... must be zolof the rock and roll destroyer

Q: You know hte part where yanky doodle sticks the feather in his hat and calls it macaroni, is he talking about his hat, or the feather?

topshot
03-17-2004, 02:21 AM
A: It's obvious. The feather.

Q: If I am me, then who are you?

Glaive v.1
03-17-2004, 06:49 AM
A: im the second from the left on the third entrace to the ancient realm qugalulu'asdangarang

Sabretooth
03-17-2004, 08:23 AM
Q: Is it possible that Yoda is a weird, mutated species of Rodian?

Codja X
03-17-2004, 07:43 PM
a: the same way greedo could be a jedi master

q: 800 years is a long time. What else is long?

dark jedi 8
03-17-2004, 09:43 PM
A. The 1 item or less line at the doller store.
Q. who goes to the 1 item or less line at the doller store? why?:rolleyes:

Codja X
03-17-2004, 09:52 PM
a: 1 item or less?

q: So some people just wait in a queue with nothing to buy?

that really is the stupidest thing i've heard on this thread:)

the_lord_Revan
03-17-2004, 10:58 PM
I agree, but hey! its funny! ((I think... hmm, I also think that my fish floppin around on the floor is funny too....hmm....))

A:because they have no real reason for life.

Q:Why is it that my leg is smashing the moderator Lynk Former in the face?

((And if i get banned for doing stuff, well I'll just make another profile. but I'm not gonna do it till i'm banned!))

dark jedi 8
03-17-2004, 11:01 PM
A. it may be from the fact that you are a violent person.
Q. what does the fish flopping on the floor think about?

*cough* Link is coming, beware:rolleyes: :D *cough*

_PerfectAgent_
03-17-2004, 11:45 PM
A:It thinks about Spongebob. ;)
Q:Who lives in a large intercontinental ballistic missile laser launcher bazooka homing missile propeller making grenade deflecting smilie 'sploding missile silo under the sea?

topshot
03-18-2004, 02:04 AM
A: ME!!!!!!!

Q: Wait a minute.......me? Why me? *drowns.*

dark jedi 8
03-18-2004, 07:54 PM
A. well, since you drowned its no longer you.
Q. could it be that the flying chickens have finally learned how to swim?

the_lord_Revan
03-18-2004, 08:47 PM
A: No, they've just learned to fly!!!
Q: why is it that I could care less what Link does?


((Chx this out! http://www.picpix.com/brad/pic/003zb7dp/g218
I might send it to lynk in a PM, who thinks I should?????))

_PerfectAgent_
03-18-2004, 09:25 PM
A:Because you're careless.
Q:What is a computer?

dark jedi 8
03-18-2004, 10:17 PM
A. a com----pu------ter? what? Oh that box that talks to me all night long. O.K. yeah, well it does talk... i think... or i'm talkin to myself.
Q. do computer's talk to you, or are you talking to yourself?

_PerfectAgent_
03-18-2004, 10:32 PM
A:I hold good conversations with my computer. "Hey computer, what's happening?" *Pets Computer* *DVD Drive Closes* "AAAHHH!!!! IT BIT ME!!!!"

Q:How many paint chips can a paint chip eater eat if a paint chip eater eats paint chips?

dark jedi 8
03-18-2004, 11:38 PM
A. i ate 200 before i passed out. how many you can eat has to do with your body, kinda like alchohol. but at least i tried.:D
Q. where can you find the best paint chips?

topshot
03-18-2004, 11:52 PM
A: On the side of your house......and at the local grocery store!!!!! :D

Q: Is there any one who can beat me in a traditional Lucas Forums RPG battle? (Yes, I really mean it. I'm looking for a challenge! :cool: )

the_lord_Revan
03-18-2004, 11:53 PM
A: the paint chips of the world store!
Q: Are paint chips better than the Ganja ?

dark jedi 8
03-19-2004, 12:05 AM
A. i'd have to pick paint chips. (did i win anything)?
Q. what the hell is up with those underwear ghnomes (sp)? i mean, who steals underwear! its just not right man!:D

the_lord_Revan
03-19-2004, 01:27 AM
A: well, you see, it's a REALLY big thing, as in, uh...oh thats right, its a big industry! really....
Q: Do any of you have a toilet, that just happens to be like mine, containing large amounts of Paint Chips!?!
((Man I'm Lucky!))

topshot
03-19-2004, 02:01 AM
A: No.

Q: Does anyone have a sink full of paint chips and aluminum cans?

dark jedi 8
03-19-2004, 02:03 AM
A. I have the aluminum cans!
Q. what should i do with them?

_PerfectAgent_
03-19-2004, 07:22 PM
A:Open your mouth and point the "mouth" of the can towards it.
Q:What about the sink?

dark jedi 8
03-21-2004, 09:47 PM
A. it doesn't taste good, but you could probably kill someone with it.:rolleyes:
Q. what object is most used to kill sinks?

the_lord_Revan
03-21-2004, 11:57 PM
A: a lead pipe
Q:Is anyone here older than 50?

topshot
03-22-2004, 12:25 AM
A: Not I.

Q: How crazy is crazy?

Kain
03-22-2004, 05:56 AM
A: Just crazy enough

Q: Why?

dark jedi 8
03-22-2004, 08:02 PM
A. because if your not at least crazy then your sane, and nobody wants to be sane.
Q. do they?

Codja X
03-22-2004, 08:07 PM
A: Wibble!

Q: Cheese?

the_lord_Revan
03-22-2004, 11:31 PM
A:Kibble!!
Q: gibble-de-bibble!??

topshot
03-23-2004, 12:25 AM
A: *snores* *a demonic tone* Lalalalalala.......*snores, and repeats.*

Q: Have I been watching too much Adam Sandler movies?

dark jedi 8
03-23-2004, 12:32 AM
A. it depends on how much is too much, and in that case to much is not enough. and when too much is not enough then their could be a problem. and when theirs a problem...

Q. what happens when theirs a problem?

Codja X
03-23-2004, 03:01 PM
A: You call the A-Team!

Q: Is BA's hair natural?

dark jedi 8
03-23-2004, 08:37 PM
A. depends which way you look at it.
Q. is a smiley a smiley if it is not smiling?:(

topshot
03-23-2004, 09:30 PM
A: No. If it were frowning it'd be called a frownie.

Q: Is that my lightsaber you have in your hand?

dark jedi 8
03-23-2004, 09:55 PM
A. ummm... no....aahhhh, those damn gnomes stole it!
Q. where is the secret hiding place of the infamous gnomes?

topshot
03-23-2004, 10:31 PM
A: Rhett's workshop.

Q: Who will win: Flying Shark or Flying Alligator?

dark jedi 8
03-23-2004, 11:03 PM
A. hhhmmmmmmm, the shark!
Q. is adult swim the best thing to happen to cartoon network?

the_lord_Revan
03-24-2004, 12:22 AM
A: Kakon, A: da bibble Gibbly? ((ok that translates to I don't think so, but who does?!

Kain
03-24-2004, 06:27 AM
Since revan didn't ask anything

A: Yes, Adult Swim rules

Q: When does when come soon enough?

Lynk Former
03-24-2004, 08:03 AM
A: When I actually see a dog eat a cat.

(Just a warning, if this thread passes its expiry in any way, if it's been open for too long, if it's turned into a free form of flaming or whatever I'll close it down. Early warning so when I do close it down you won't bitch about it. It's enough I've actually kept this spam hole open, so anything bad and it's closed.)

Q: Can a cat eat a dog?

dark jedi 8
03-24-2004, 08:22 PM
A. probably an intelligent, flying, really cool cat.
Q. are there any of those around?

the_lord_Revan
03-25-2004, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by Kain
Since revan didn't ask anything

i did to!!!
oh and thx Lynk, at least ya warned us this time!!!


A: yeah, I am one!
Q: who here likes me??????

topshot
03-25-2004, 02:34 AM
A: I think you're ok.

Q: Is Adult Swim's Anime block considered any good?

Kain
03-25-2004, 07:57 AM
A: Eh, ask someone who likes anime.(I say to hell with the whole 'anime cartoon invasion')

Q: How many pops does it take to get to the center of a lickey pop?

Sivy
03-25-2004, 02:52 PM
a) 27

q) mini mouse vs lisa simpson, bare knuckle - who would win?

Samuel Dravis
03-25-2004, 04:52 PM
TROGDOR!!!!!!11!!

Fhqwhgads?

Lynk Former
03-25-2004, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Samuel Dravis
TROGDOR!!!!!!11!!

Fhqwhgads?

A: yes you are an idiot :dozey:

Q: how many LFers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Samuel Dravis
03-25-2004, 06:14 PM
It would take an infinite amount of them if they didn't include me.

Do you even know what fhqwhgads means?

Sam Fisher
03-25-2004, 10:49 PM
A: No, but I think it relates to Srong Bad :)

Q: Why is there another ask thread?




I like it... something else to do..... :)

the_lord_Revan
03-25-2004, 10:57 PM
A: Cuz it's fun!
Q:Who is Trogdor??



((Yes I do Know!! just check my www!!))

Sam Fisher
03-25-2004, 11:01 PM
A: He's a Dragon-man!

Q: Do I don't not like candy?

the_lord_Revan
03-26-2004, 12:49 AM
((hmm.... grammer skills?))
A: I think that you are confused about being confused about being confused about being confused about being confused about being confused etc.etc.....
Q: is anybody else that confused???

Sam Fisher
03-26-2004, 02:50 AM
A: No, its a perfectly legit question :)

Q: Does anyone else understand my previous question?

Sivy
03-26-2004, 09:08 AM
A) yes

Q) no?

Kain
03-26-2004, 10:35 AM
A: Only if the cake if green and covered with cablooee shrapnel from a tootsie pop

Q: If an elephant and a feather fall off of a cliff, how does a screwdriver take pictures?

Sam Fisher
03-26-2004, 11:16 AM
A & Q: With its bit?

narfblat
03-27-2004, 04:43 AM
A: no, with a camera
Q: if a tree falls in the forest and it lands on a mime, does he make a sound?

(btw, I understood sam's question. the two negatives cancel out.)

Kain
03-27-2004, 05:43 AM
A: Of course he doesn't. Its his skeleton that makes all the noises.

Q: How many communists does it take to elephant fall?

Sabretooth
03-27-2004, 08:19 AM
A: Answer not me know

Q: Is there a black lightsaber?

Sam Fisher
03-28-2004, 11:39 AM
A : Yes, in your dreams.

Q: Is the Athlon 64 chip going to go down in price?

the_lord_Revan
03-28-2004, 02:09 PM
A: NEVER!!!!! It'll only raise itself to an insane price such as 8000000000000000000000000000000000 and .2 dollars!!!
:D ((WOW!!!))

dark jedi 8
03-28-2004, 07:41 PM
A. hhmmmmm...
Q. if you jump and fall down, did you jump or did you fall down?:)

_PerfectAgent_
03-29-2004, 04:15 AM
A: I jumped down.
Q: Why was I gone for so long?

Sam Fisher
03-29-2004, 12:42 PM
A: Beacuse LF is not worth it.

Q: Do you eat breakfast in the afternoon?

dark jedi 8
03-29-2004, 08:01 PM
A. if your first meal of the day is in the afternoon, then its breakfast.
Q.or would it be breakafter?

the_lord_Revan
03-29-2004, 09:22 PM
A: it'd be neither!
Q: would it be brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter brekafter??((Hmmm... seems to be a pattern here!!))

Sam Fisher
03-29-2004, 09:36 PM
A:....... I got it! Breakafter!

Q: Why did Waldo get created?

_PerfectAgent_
03-29-2004, 11:01 PM
A: So you can find him.
Q: How do you spell "Optional"?

the_lord_Revan
03-29-2004, 11:41 PM
A: easy! like this! Optaniololofsogowanatioal!
Q: Is that an actual word there?

Sabretooth
03-30-2004, 03:27 AM
A: Of course! It means 'I am Stupid' in Kolsofingish

Q: What if GL was a Viking?

_PerfectAgent_
03-30-2004, 04:36 AM
A: Then he would have made Viking Wars!
Q: How do you submit a reply in a thread?

Sam Fisher
03-30-2004, 12:49 PM
A: Click the "Post Reply" button.

Q: Why does Revan keep reopening really old threads? ;)

_PerfectAgent_
03-30-2004, 06:52 PM
A: It's a really fun thing to do!
Q: Why should you let your pet play with a CD?

dark jedi 8
03-30-2004, 07:43 PM
A. b/c the pet, CD, and you are having fun.
Q. why would you have fun?

Sam Fisher
03-30-2004, 09:26 PM
A: You won't.

Q: What posessed me to have my sig/avvy like this? Do you like it?

Kain
03-31-2004, 04:42 AM
A: Love of hobbits and no.

Q: How many duck duck geese does it goose to loose the race?

_PerfectAgent_
03-31-2004, 05:11 AM
A: Three, of course.
Q: I found this AOL disk, what should I do with it?

Kain
03-31-2004, 09:01 AM
A: Send it to da MOOOOOOOOOON!!!

Q: BLAST YOU HEY STEVE!! I'LL BLAST YOU TO TOMMOROW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!!!!?

Sam Fisher
03-31-2004, 12:43 PM
A: You'll belas 'em alright :)

Q: Should I get a neon greeen mousepad?

Sivy
03-31-2004, 01:01 PM
A) indubitably

q) is it true that more people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes? and if so where are all these homicidal donkeys?

Doomie
03-31-2004, 01:07 PM
A: yes, and they are in the morgue, counting their kills.

Q:why can't anyone give inspired answers to these questions, no matter how stupid they are? (irony coming up, i can feel it.)

Sam Fisher
03-31-2004, 01:15 PM
A: Then you can feel it.... Heh..

Q: What does irony do to a stupid thread?

Doomie
03-31-2004, 01:31 PM
A: make it more stupid...

Q:is that a good or a bad thing?

Sam Fisher
03-31-2004, 01:38 PM
A: I guess its a goodbad thing :/

Q: Do you have voice chat?

Doomie
03-31-2004, 04:44 PM
A: only on mars, but sometimes on friday.

Q: What do homocidal donkey's eat?

_PerfectAgent_
03-31-2004, 08:05 PM
A: People, after they kill them.
Q: How many songs were made in the entire history of the human race?

Sam Fisher
03-31-2004, 09:02 PM
A: A lot.

Q: Do you play computer games? >.<

dark jedi 8
03-31-2004, 10:12 PM
A. wait... huh... no.... yes.... wait, no.
Q. is stuttering a b-b-b-ba-ba-ba-bad thing?

_PerfectAgent_
03-31-2004, 10:36 PM
A: It's perfectly.... Nokay?
Q: How many posts do you think this thread will get?

topshot
03-31-2004, 11:35 PM
A: Say cheese 1000 times, and I think you'll get your answer.

Q: Who killed Kenny?

Kain
04-01-2004, 10:02 AM
A: They...

Q: Is it wrong to buy a van with a bed in it, be hassled by your rich brother-in-law as to WHY you didn't get a Mercedes Benz, then reply 'Cuz my van has a bed in it that I screw your sister on!'?

Sam Fisher
04-01-2004, 12:45 PM
A: -_-

Q: What time is it?

the_lord_Revan
04-01-2004, 03:11 PM
A: 11:32 A.m eastern staetrdtd timerson
Q: why did I almost get banned??

Samuel Dravis
04-01-2004, 05:17 PM
All the spam
can get you canned,
so it's best not to do
that kind of kind of stuff, foo.

What does foo mean? I just put it on the end so that it rhymed...don't say something that will get you fined. Just keep your answer clean; I'd rather not create a scene.

Sam Fisher
04-01-2004, 06:29 PM
A: Its means you fool, kinda like when n00bs duel.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

dark jedi 8
04-02-2004, 12:49 AM
A. that life has meaning.
Q. what does W. T. F. U. A. stand for?:p

Sam Fisher
04-02-2004, 12:29 PM
A: What the f**k u a$$hole.

Q: Why is cussing bad?

dark jedi 8
04-02-2004, 08:59 PM
A. i didn't think that f***ing cussing is bad.
Q. is it?:confused: :rolleyes: :cool:

_PerfectAgent_
04-02-2004, 10:05 PM
A: It is, except on Saturdays.
Q: Why is it okay to say those words only on Saturday?

Sam Fisher
04-03-2004, 12:22 PM
A: Why the hell not ^^

Q: Whre is Hell?

the_lord_Revan
04-03-2004, 02:52 PM
A: Below my computer ((That's why demons fly up when I move my comp!!))
Q: why did i jump off a bridge, land on my back in the water, but only landing after a hunfred lb weight hit before me?

Sam Fisher
04-04-2004, 12:31 AM
A: Like ow ^^

Q: Why do pigs fly?

_PerfectAgent_
04-04-2004, 04:51 AM
A: They feel like it.
Q: How does a pig fly?

Sam Fisher
04-04-2004, 01:09 PM
A: With pig-wings. ^^

Q: Should taxes die?

Sabretooth
04-04-2004, 03:01 PM
taxes aren't alive, knucklehead

Why is he a knucklehead?

dark jedi 8
04-04-2004, 04:26 PM
Q. he must have gotten his knuckles stuck on his head.
A. why would he do a thing like that?

Doomie
04-04-2004, 05:56 PM
A: cause he's a knucklehead!

Q: Do you actually try to think up original answers?

Sam Fisher
04-04-2004, 07:16 PM
A: Sometimes I try really hard.. looking into my magic 8 ball ^^

Q: What would have happened if Jan really did die in JO?

Joeİ
04-04-2004, 07:45 PM
A: she would have been dead :eek:

Q: why can't I get up the nerve to leave LF??!?!?!?

_PerfectAgent_
04-05-2004, 12:13 AM
A: Because once you enter... You can't get out!!!
Q: What is six times nine in base thirteen?

the_lord_Revan
04-05-2004, 01:07 AM
A: really , now think, thats right, it may be hard, think... we have no idea to such a question! were all a little "light" in the brains region!!
Q: why are we "light" in the brain region??

dark jedi 8
04-05-2004, 02:07 AM
A. because you keep sticking that flashlight in your ear.
Q. how many flashlights does it take to eat a lollypop?

Kain
04-05-2004, 08:05 AM
A: 12

Q: How does the Boogey Man eat his Riece's Cup?

narfblat
04-06-2004, 06:49 AM
He likes to scare the @#%& out of it.

Why was this thread started?

Sabretooth
04-06-2004, 09:57 AM
A:So that the Jawas can finally have a chance to laugh... at you.

Q: Can Jawas laugh?

Sam Fisher
04-06-2004, 12:26 PM
A: UTINNI!

Q: Why id the moon big?

Doomie
04-06-2004, 01:07 PM
A: So the men from the moon can walk around

Q: can Tusken raiders laugh?

Sivy
04-06-2004, 01:13 PM
a) yes, in fact they communicate by laughter

q) what makes blue milk blue?

_PerfectAgent_
04-06-2004, 09:41 PM
A: Blue stuff.
Q: How long did it take the Death Star to be completed?

Sam Fisher
04-06-2004, 11:19 PM
A: Long time ^^

Q: Do you like fan films?

MennoniteHobbit
04-07-2004, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by Sam Fisher
A: Long time ^^

Q: Do you like fan films?

A: I like them when I choose to like them.

Q: How could I stay away from this forum for so long?

Sam Fisher
04-07-2004, 01:30 AM
A: Because its waaaaayy away from the Swamp ^^

Q: Why did you come back?

Sabretooth
04-07-2004, 07:05 AM
A: So that you could ask that question

Q: Is there really a 5th Dimension?

the_lord_Revan
04-07-2004, 02:22 PM
A: of course! thats where we are!!!

Q: does anybody in here have a gogol-plex of legs?


((that IS spelled correctly, so if any of u know what it is, than it is spelled correctly!))

Sabretooth
04-08-2004, 11:02 AM
No, but I have a Googleplex of legs. :D

Am I a raven?

Sam Fisher
04-08-2004, 03:11 PM
A: No, an elephant.

Q: Why is there animal talk now?

dark jedi 8
04-08-2004, 09:16 PM
A. because someone let them out of their cages.
Q. was it you, or you, or you, or you, or you, you, you, you, or me?

MennoniteHobbit
04-08-2004, 10:14 PM
A: It was him.
Q: Are circles round?

dark jedi 8
04-08-2004, 11:18 PM
A. they aren't if you straighten them.
Q. how do you straiten a paralell line?

MennoniteHobbit
04-10-2004, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by dark jedi 8
A. they aren't if you straighten them.
Q. how do you straiten a paralell line?

A. you don't.
Q: what are these lines you people are talking about?

Sabretooth
04-11-2004, 07:32 AM
We're talking about straightened up Parallel lines.

Do Dinosaurs bite?:confused:

Snafu7
04-11-2004, 11:52 AM
A: of course not
Q:Are chickens the only animal that cross the road.

topshot
04-11-2004, 03:06 PM
A: No, there's an animal-crossing sign on the road, so all animals can cross it.

Q: Why can animals cross the road?

dark jedi 8
04-11-2004, 10:00 PM
A. either its because they want to or the sign told them to.
Q. which is the most logical?

Snafu7
04-12-2004, 01:16 AM
Because the sign told them to because at birth all chickens/animals are brain washed by the government.
Q: why does the government brainwash chickens/animals?

Sam Fisher
04-12-2004, 02:16 AM
A: Because its gone clucky.

Q: Why is the close wars so important?

dark jedi 8
04-12-2004, 05:06 PM
A. because the government makes you think they are.
Q. whats up with the government lately?

Kain
04-12-2004, 09:40 PM
A: 3 words: George. W. Bush.

Q: Who would win in a fight: Sephiroth or Rourni Kenshin?

(I debated for an hour with a friend of mine for an hour over that question. He's a huge Kenshin fan, I'm all for Sephiroth. We finally came to a conclusion. What was it?)

dark jedi 8
04-12-2004, 10:45 PM
A. both, it depends on how you look at it.
Q. did i get it right, what do i win?

topshot
04-12-2004, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Kain
A: 3 words: George. W. Bush.

Q: Who would win in a fight: Sephiroth or Rourni Kenshin?

(I debated for an hour with a friend of mine for an hour over that question. He's a huge Kenshin fan, I'm all for Sephiroth. We finally came to a conclusion. What was it?)

Well, I'd say both as well. They'd be evenly matched. Kenshin's got amazing speed and skill, while ol' Sephie's got power and gliding ability. But then again, what I would know about Sephiroth?

Who won the debate? You or your friend?:confused:

Kain
04-13-2004, 06:05 AM
A: I did. Sephiroth has unlimited knowledge, therefor, he would know what Kenshin is doing by simply looking at him for a moment. And Kenshin may be fast, but Sephiroth's no sloth either, his reactions are as sharp as Kenshin's. Then there's the whole reach argument. Kenshin would try to read Sephiroth's moves by looking in his eyes, but Sephiroth's eyes only reveal a cold sociopath with no feeling, whereas Kenshin is chock full of emotions that Sephiroth would exploit. And if Kenshin were to even begin to win, Sephiroth would simply destroy the planet.

Q: Nice arguement or what?

Sam Fisher
04-13-2004, 11:44 AM
A: I didn't even read it.

Q: What is a scanner for?

dark jedi 8
04-13-2004, 09:56 PM
A. some primative cultures use it for hunting down reptilian feind that dwell in the jungles of the amazon.
Q. any idea what a jungle is?

Sam Fisher
04-13-2004, 10:08 PM
A: Its a industrilized(sp?) area.

Q: Do you have a gerbil?

dark jedi 8
04-13-2004, 10:13 PM
A. No, but i have a libreg.
Q. where did i get it from?

Sabretooth
04-14-2004, 09:33 AM
A: From the Gerbil!!!

Q: What is a Gerbil?

Sam Fisher
04-14-2004, 12:43 PM
A: A rodent like thing.

Q: Where do babies come from?

Batdroid
04-14-2004, 01:27 PM
A: From the stork
Q: Why do cats cat type.

dark jedi 8
04-14-2004, 04:30 PM
A. b/c of those wierd paws.
Q. how many responses does it take to this thread for it to become number 1?

Snafu7
04-14-2004, 08:33 PM
A: Too Many
Q: Why do we keep posting?

dark jedi 8
04-14-2004, 09:04 PM
A. because it is innevitable, it is our destiny.
Q. why are we slaves to lucas forums?

the_lord_Revan
04-14-2004, 11:11 PM
((wow been a while!))
A: because they have a .45 to our heads!!
Q: how long was it that i posted? ((lastpost))

Sam Fisher
04-15-2004, 05:27 PM
A & Q: Who cares?

dark jedi 8
04-15-2004, 05:43 PM
A. i think the_lord_Revan does.
Q. was that a stupid answer?

Snafu7
04-15-2004, 08:06 PM
A: Yes, therefore it is on topic
Q: in this thread is on topic off topic?

Sam Fisher
04-15-2004, 09:50 PM
A: Both.

Q: Why do oyu say 'boo!'?

Kain
04-16-2004, 04:43 AM
A: Because its just BOO!!!

Q: Got any super glue?

Sam Fisher
04-16-2004, 12:51 PM
A: Yeah, its all in your pocket.

Q: What do you want it for?

Kain
04-17-2004, 01:33 AM
A: Fix my lighter

Q: Why do you ask

Doomie
04-17-2004, 01:58 PM
A: Cause it's stupid to ask.

Q: Can pigs fly?

Sabretooth
04-18-2004, 10:24 AM
Yes, of course they can! Check the name of the developer of the game BREED for instance. Oops...

Where did I go wrong????

MennoniteHobbit
04-18-2004, 04:00 PM
At that right turn.

Wait a minute, which side is right? Or left?

Batdroid
04-18-2004, 07:42 PM
A: The right side is the right side and the left side is the left side.
Q: Why are we here.

Sam Fisher
04-18-2004, 09:49 PM
A: Because.

Q: Why are we not on the moon?

Batdroid
04-22-2004, 03:42 AM
A: Because we all work on earth.

Q: Why don't we work on the moon.

Sabretooth
04-22-2004, 06:43 AM
Because the moon is just a covering for a Death Star under construction.

Why am I addicted to UT2004?