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Handorin
03-06-2004, 09:03 PM
hi im new and looks like a cool site. plz post help i will appreciate it :)

P.S. ty 4 Mike Windu 4 introducng me 2 it!:D

Mike Windu
03-06-2004, 09:08 PM
You're welcome Handorin

Let's give a warm welcome to Handorin fellas, he lives 4 houses down from me

Siv... Bongo... Topshot... its time for newbie welcoming committee to strike again!

*takes out rubber band shooter*

Darth Slayne
03-06-2004, 09:10 PM
Oh, another lost soul has wandered into our midst....

Hello and welcome to this crazy house we call Lucas Forums ;)

May your visits here bestow much goodness and fun upon your bonce :D :D :D :D

IG-64
03-06-2004, 09:18 PM
HI, Handorin, I'm the bored guy, I can make you a sig ad/or avatar if you'd like.

Mike Windu
03-06-2004, 09:25 PM
you'll want to stay away from IG-64 he's a weirdo... obsessed with Mr. Game and Sucky... :) stick around han you'll learn a lot of stuff

•-BLaCKouT-•
03-06-2004, 09:26 PM
Hi there Handorin, welcome, and have fun :)

B.

Well done Mike, we need more fresh ones :evil1: ;)

Kylilin
03-06-2004, 09:27 PM
stay away from me too, I don't want any newbie germs.

:D

Handorin
03-06-2004, 09:34 PM
note#1: stay away from IG-64, and Kylilin.
note#2: stick around and ,earn alot

:D :joy:

Pie™
03-06-2004, 09:37 PM
Hello, you get a free Biggs (tm) with every purchase... :|

:biggs: ,
:biggs: ,
and last, but not least; :biggs:

Mike Windu
03-06-2004, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by •-BLaCKouT-•
Hi there Handorin, welcome, and have fun :)

B.

Well done Mike, we need more fresh ones :evil1: ;)

:violin: Thank you B. I hope I've done well for the LucasForums Mafia *kisses admin/mod rings*

:D

IG-64
03-06-2004, 09:38 PM
Hey, why stay away from me? I'm alot nicer and saner than most other people on here...

Handorin
03-06-2004, 09:44 PM
cause mike said 2 stay mr.brain:band:

IG-64
03-06-2004, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by Handorin
cause mike said 2 stay mr.brain:band:

He only said that because i'm sane :P

Oh, and that's a bith...

Mike Windu
03-06-2004, 09:47 PM
han's not big on star wars he's just here cause I threatened him ;)

Writer
03-06-2004, 09:50 PM
Dear Handorin,
You have just entered a world of.... INSANITY!! and you're here to stay. Once you come in, you can never leave. Believe me, I've tried and will now probably get flogged for saying so.:D

(flight attendant voice) Welcome to LF and (evil voice) enjoy the rest of your life. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!:eek: I think I just scared the pee out of me!:p

Handorin
03-06-2004, 09:50 PM
he has a big brain thas y i used it;)

•-BLaCKouT-•
03-06-2004, 09:57 PM
You do realise, Handorin, that this is what it's like all the time here? :indif:

You still have a choice. You can take the blue pill, and wake up in your bed tomorrow and pretend it's all a dream.
Or you can take the red pill, and we show you how deep the Swamp goes...

http://boxjam.keenspace.com/images/blue_pill.jpg

This is your last chance...

:xp: B.


Actually, that's not true... once you've made 5 posts, the Swamp has you... :evil1:

Darth Slayne
03-06-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
:violin: Thank you B. I hope I've done well for the LucasForums Mafia *kisses admin/mod rings*

:D

Lucas Forums Mafia eh?

*Whips out Tommy gun and dons wheezy voice*

I got an offer you don't refuse....:p

Handorin
03-06-2004, 10:00 PM
noooooooooo this is me 10th post now >.< im double stuck

topshot
03-06-2004, 10:50 PM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
You're welcome Handorin

Let's give a warm welcome to Handorin fellas, he lives 4 houses down from me

Siv... Bongo... Topshot... its time for newbie welcoming committee to strike again!

*takes out rubber band shooter*

I've got the fish net!:D

*Drops fish net on Handorin, drags 'im in, and throws away the key before Rhett's child slaves steal his pants.*

And, um, welcome to LF, Handorin. Enjoy your stay and post often. :cool:

ET Warrior
03-06-2004, 10:56 PM
One word of warning. I'm the king, and also the resident grammar and spelling nazi.

Therefore you need to do TWO things. FIRSTLY, obey all commands from me, as I am king.

Secondly, be very careful about your usage of spelling abbreviations and AIM-Speak. I will get agitated easily, and probably bring the full wrath of my kingdom upon you.

TiE23
03-06-2004, 11:01 PM
Post often, only us good forumers know this one secrect: If you don't post often, a monkey assasin with a cattle prod will come over when you are aspleep, and cattle prod you to submission, and then will act all like a dirty monkey on you with his bad self! I should know, i was gone for a few months and the whole time I was ummm, well, you know..... DON'T LET THIS HAPEN TO YOU!
*Cluches gun and teddy bear and quivers*

TiE

Mike Windu
03-06-2004, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by topshot
I've got the fish net!:D

*Drops fish net on Handorin, drags 'im in, and throws away the key before Rhett's child slaves steal his pants.*

And, um, welcome to LF, Handorin. Enjoy your stay and post often. :cool:

But don't spam... darned 13 year olds...

hehe topshot, I warned him about people stealing his pants... he didn't listen to me!:D

oh... ignore ET, he's a megalomaniac who thinks He rules everybody... reminds me of an old man *takes cane away* not so tough now eh ET...

*days later* Godfather I have a request...:p

TiE23
03-06-2004, 11:04 PM
Bloody hell, our forum has become a smelting pot of nazis and pervs! OMG! cover your eyes, son! Cover them!!!

TiE

ET Warrior
03-06-2004, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
oh... ignore ET, he's a megalomaniac who thinks He rules everybody... reminds me of an old man *takes cane away* not so tough now eh ET...

Why you little.....*trips and falls down the stairs*


Uhhhhhhhnnnnnn, my spine..........

TheHobGoblin
03-06-2004, 11:30 PM
*leans to ET Warrior*

Do you think he is a spy?


Welcome to you damnation

obi
03-07-2004, 01:17 AM
Welcome to LucasForums.

*mops*

Move, please. You're in my mopping spot.

Thank you.

*mops again*

TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 01:22 AM
I make the messes Obi cleans... opps did I say that out loud? :eek:

El Sitherino
03-07-2004, 01:27 AM
I'm an ass, that's all you gotta know.

ET Warrior
03-07-2004, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
I'm an ass, that's all you gotta know.

You know how it's fun to misquote the people so it looks like they're saying something mean about themselves...... well you just totally took all the fun out of THAT.

Dath Maximus
03-07-2004, 01:31 AM
hi new person! Im Dath!!!

and I'm Obi's partner when it comes to beating people with a geraldo riviera mask

*shakes mask and points it at n00b*

MennoniteHobbit
03-07-2004, 01:38 AM
Welcome to LF.
Land of the self-glorified (ET Warrior), powerful (admins and mods), and me, MennoniteHobbit!

Have a nice stay
MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! You have fallen in to my trap!!

by the way, i am sane (like IG) I just like torturing newbies....

TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by Dath Maximus
hi new person! Im Dath!!!

and I'm Obi's partner when it comes to beating people with a geraldo riviera mask

*shakes mask and points it at n00b*
STOP POINTING AT ME :ball:

BawBag™
03-07-2004, 01:57 AM
Hi there fella! :wavey:

Joetheeskimo
03-07-2004, 02:09 AM
Welcome, brother. :wavey: :D

TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 02:14 AM
Funny how some new people join and just kinda slip in the crowd with no hi thread. I did that.

IG-64
03-07-2004, 02:35 AM
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
Funny how some new people join and just kinda slip in the crowd with no hi thread. I did that.

And, hey, look who has 1000 posts :thumbsup:

TiE23
03-07-2004, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
I'm an ass, that's all you gotta know.
You're really popular with the big burly men like obiwan 13 then? i should have know, i should have know.... J/K :p
*
*
*
in responce to previous post: *Gets out cane and talks like i have no teeth* "Why i had a 1000 posts before you were ever born dang nabit! wheres my fu<king dentures!

TiE

Crow_Nest
03-07-2004, 05:32 AM
Hello Handorin, welcome to lucas forums. Njoy your stay here :cheers:

Astrotoy7
03-07-2004, 05:50 AM
I'm always suspicous of characters who arent Star Wars freaks....for all I know, you could be a darn trekkie! (*waves fist like crazy person*)

I'm not a mod or admin, but there is one rule that i'd like you stick to so you dont cause poor old astro to have a nervous breakdown ....

plz dont post this type pf thread :
"My sister/brother/mother/uncle/neighbour saw on the net that they are making Episode 7-9"

*astro starts shivering*

MTFBWYA - -seeing that you are not "big on Star Wars" (*astro casts suspicious gaze*), this means "May The Force Be With You Always"........

*Hey, are you from australia(I noticed .net.au in your sig), if so MEE TOOO!*


**seriously, wlecome and have fun, yeah most of these guys are weird, so I'm assuming you're weird to if you want to hang around here !

-=DarkZero=-
03-07-2004, 05:54 AM
I am the thug of LF, you give me all your money when you make it, Understand? If you don't, I'll eat all yo' carrot's sucker!

Mike Windu
03-07-2004, 06:10 AM
Dante, you? a thug? Don't make me laugh...

Astro Han's not from the outback... Him and I live in Memphis...

Dirty South! Throw yo hood up! huah!

I mean... yes Godfather

Astrotoy7
03-07-2004, 06:15 AM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
Dante, you? a thug? Don't make me laugh...

Astro Han's not from the outback... Him and I live in Memphis...

Dirty South! Throw yo hood up! huah!


i guess the .net.au in his sig is a red herring....

memphis huh, *giggles*

*imagines mike and handorin washin cars for a living dressed as elvis*

MTFBWYA

•-BLaCKouT-•
03-07-2004, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
Funny how some new people join and just kinda slip in the crowd with no hi thread. I did that.
Yeah, me too. Posted hi threads elsewhere and was made to feel a right freak :p so I decided not to bother. Of course I didn't know then that this lot are actually alright...

...not too sure if I've slipped into the crowd yet though. I ain't been here a year yet... ah well, looks like you're stuck with me anyways.

:D B.

Astrotoy7
03-07-2004, 12:24 PM
I didnt bother with the "Hi Im a newbie" thread. I arrived at the swamp from the JO/JA/EU/KOTOR forums with 800 posts or so, I didnt feel like a newbie, and thought it was wisest not too attract too much attention from the weirdo mods, admins and regulars that seemed to haunt this place(the swamp), namely obi, rhett, and groovy...


MTFBWYA

TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 01:29 PM
k I got 1000 post, can I become ruler of forums now? :D

Astrotoy7
03-07-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
k I got 1000 post, can I become ruler of forums now? :D

dont talk about post count too much, otherwise one of those sadistic mods/admins will knock yours back to 5 just to mess with ya ! ...i've seen it happen !

MTFBWYA

TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 01:59 PM
........... I gotta delete those post quick! :D

Black Knight of Keno
03-07-2004, 02:46 PM
http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/teo.kuusela/fatnewbie.jpg

Welcome, I am the roleplayer of this forum... I guess... Well, whatever I am doesn't matter except that I am Topshot's apprentice's apprentice(Means that I'm Darth Rythe's apprentice :D )
*Look's Obi's mopping* Don't ming him, he's our crazy janitor. He's obsessed on mopping the floor. Oh, and watch out for Boba Rhett, he's the crazy, bored, funny-picture's maker... *Starts to clean the windows, allways muddy because this is the swamp*

DarkLord60
03-07-2004, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by Darth Tepe
http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/teo.kuusela/fatnewbie.jpg


Thats just sick!

Black Knight of Keno
03-07-2004, 05:21 PM
Really, DarkLord60?
It's allmost okay, but he doesnät drewl yet. And there's no coke-can's or pizza slices on the belly... *Dreams that the fat guy turns into modern Jabba the Hut* mmmmmmhhh.... *Drewls*

Handorin
03-07-2004, 05:21 PM
hey astro dont listen 2 mike hes a but crazy in the head:nut:
but i am crazy on star wars

ET Warrior
03-07-2004, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
k I got 1000 post, can I become ruler of forums now? :D

No. There can only be one ruler of the swamp. Namely. Me.

TiE23
03-07-2004, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
No. There can only be one ruler of the swamp. Namely. Me. Bumbumbumbummm..... yah, all hail ET Warrior.... woohoo, yah, how exciting.... *Gets decapitated buy ET warriors assasins*

TiE

SkinWalker
03-07-2004, 05:43 PM
Welcome to the forums Handorin! Always like to see fresh faces :cool:

TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 06:17 PM
I like to fresh meat...

Please draw some damn cloths on that guy, at least that...

Mike Windu
03-07-2004, 10:18 PM
Hobby... don't you know? Siv and Bongo have to "welcome" him too:fist:.

We'll give him his pants back... :wid: :p

Handorin
03-07-2004, 10:29 PM
darn you welcoming squad:fist: i dont want to look like the fat dude:(

MennoniteHobbit
03-08-2004, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
No. There can only be one ruler of the swamp. Namely. Me.

Hey Handorin, don't mind ET Warrior... he's just a self-glorified forumer.... don't let his head get in the way... :p ;)

jk
or am i?;)

Sabretooth
03-08-2004, 04:01 AM
Hey there Handorin!

It's a tradition to hand cookie jars to newbies. So here's your...

Forget it.
You won't get a single cookie, others will steal 'em.

ET Warrior
03-08-2004, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by MennoniteHobbit
Hey Handorin, don't mind ET Warrior... he's just a self-glorified forumer.... don't let his head get in the way...

What the....now you gotta make fun of my head? I KNOW I HAVE A BIG HEAD! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!



*goes off to cry in the corner*













bully

-=DarkZero=-
03-08-2004, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
Dante, you? a thug? Don't make me laugh...

Astro Han's not from the outback... Him and I live in Memphis...

Dirty South! Throw yo hood up! huah!

I mean... yes Godfather

Why would you laugh? You don't know anything about me, so you shouldn't jump to il-equipt judgments, :)

Mike Windu
03-08-2004, 04:56 AM
it was a joke? yes I believe it was....:D No hard feelings man.

oh and ET: *kicks in shins*


FLY HORSY FLY! OFF TO THE MOON!

Sivy
03-08-2004, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by Darth Tepe
http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/teo.kuusela/fatnewbie.jpg



i don't know how you got that picture... the doctor said it was for research only! my lawyers will hear about this!


:D

:wavey: hello Handorin... have i posted that already? i can't remember... well if i have hello again :)

Astrotoy7
03-08-2004, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Handorin
hey astro dont listen 2 mike hes a but crazy in the head:nut:
but i am crazy on star wars

good to see you are one of us....to prove if you are telling the truth answer this "Who shot first, Greedo or Han.?? Huh, Tell me dammit !!" *again waving fists like crazy person* :p

yeah, you also have to watch out for ET and this other guy txa12... , they like to pick ppl up on spelling...... you seem to have spelling *issues*


Handorin, you are getting the triple platinum weirdo welcome. What you shouldve done is say your name is "Hanna", use paris hilton as your avatar and say that you are a mischievious 16 yo girl, THEN watch the different response you would get from all these nutjobs(yes, me included)....

MTFBWYA

Pie™
03-08-2004, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Handorin
darn you welcoming squad:fist: i dont want to look like the fat dude:( Don't worry, you're not gonna look like him, only get eaten by him ;)

Sabretooth
03-08-2004, 02:06 PM
Can't that fat guy wear any clothes?
Can't that fat guy go on a diet?
Can't that fat guy kill himself?
Can't that fat guy eat a MMMMMPIE instead?

Black Knight of Keno
03-08-2004, 02:46 PM
Sabre:
No, he couldn't. It would make him look less fatter
No, it would make him less fatter
No, he is too nerd, looking at the newbies. He hasn't got the time
No, It would kill MMMPIE, our favourite pie-eater

DarkLord60
03-08-2004, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by sabretooth
Can't that fat guy wear any clothes?
Can't that fat guy go on a diet?
Can't that fat guy kill himself?
Can't that fat guy eat a MMMMMPIE instead?

Hey now thats not nice

Black Knight of Keno
03-08-2004, 02:55 PM
Or should I put:
No, he would look less fatter
No, he would look less fatter
No, he is too fat (and wants' to stay that way)
No, MMMPIE is our favourite pie-eater

Better :D

Pie™
03-08-2004, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Darth Tepe
No, It would kill MMMPIE, our favourite pie-eater
Hey now thats not nice
I found it pretty nice... :)


And to you, sabretooth, I give the infamous

FINGER!!! :thumbsup:


:p

Neverhoodian
03-08-2004, 03:11 PM
Hello there!

Just thought I'd come in and welcome the new member. I'm just your resident Homestar Runner/Weebl and Bob/Neverhood/Star Wars fan.

I also sometimes to this...

*runs around screaming and smacks into a wall*

But not TOO often. :D

Boba Rhett
03-08-2004, 03:12 PM
*rolls in*

The hell?

Oh, a newbie! Hello and welcome to the forums!


*hands Handorin an official LucasForums welcome basket*


It was hand crafted for you by my fleet of basket making elves and is the original and true welcoming gift of LucasForums. :D

Now, find yourself a seat on one of the couches, order yourself a Jawa juice fromt he juice bar and feel free to jump into any conversation we have going. As you've already seen, we're quite the friendly community so don't be shy! :rhett: