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TheHobGoblin
03-07-2004, 11:37 PM
Okay this is a game thread here is how it goes.

I put a poll for who you want to fight (two people from the forums).
next, We all vote for the match we want to see.
third, Whoever wins the voting have to do a battle.

Gladitors notes*

Number of post you have is your life.

You have 4 energy points (every match you win gives a point, and recharges whole bar)

NO DOUBLE POST

Combo (4 basic moves in any order cost all energy)

(combo can involve using a move twice, thriwce, or for times)

Basic moves damages are:
Jab: 10 damage
Kick: 15 damge 1 energy
Strong punch: 20 damage 3 energy
Low Blow: 20 damges + Half damage from attacker bonus (Their attack is half it's damage) Yet uses half your bar no matter how many energy points.

Lead up move uses all energy plus 10 life (lead up moves are when you do 2 basic moves then followed by a special with twice the damage)


Rules for the Gladitors
1. Make up a special move (all specials do 40 damage, uses 2 energy.
2. No flaming! I'll see if desqualfication is needed. Like I'm a Mod..:p
3. When you win this, you will be the forum CHAMPION!
The rest of us can cheer for our favorite fighter after this match later I'll make the Champione fight where people fight in mutiple matches to get a shot at the Champion. I'll explain better if anyone doesn't understand it.

Domo-Kun
03-07-2004, 11:49 PM
Goooo...ummm.......ahhh....BANANA, no thats not it...


j/k

Goooo Rhett vs obi-wan13!

Mike Windu
03-07-2004, 11:54 PM
haha obi and rhett most def... they got some grudges from the forum pic collection :tsk:

TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 12:00 AM
himm maybe that might be the winning one, I just gotta wait for more...

jokemaster
03-08-2004, 12:11 AM
Me vs. Jed? OH ****!
*posts like hell*
*votes for Rhett VS. obi.*

topshot
03-08-2004, 12:33 AM
Let's see.......the dude who hath dubbed himself to be the "Ultimate Badass" vs. the resident spider-fan. Odds are definitely against me.......

I'll cheer for Jokemaster, even though I polled for myself to go against ol' Hobby.

Anthony
03-08-2004, 12:37 AM
I think I can tell whos going to win here...

jebbers
03-08-2004, 12:37 AM
LET MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kombat music plays in background and the 'toasty' guy pops out the corner* :fett: :swrd2: :fett:

TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by topshot
Let's see.......the dude who hath dubbed himself to be the "Ultimate Badass" vs. the resident spider-fan. Odds are definitely against me.......

I'll cheer for Jokemaster, even though I polled for myself to go against ol' Hobby.
I doubt it but maybe another day.

ET Warrior
03-08-2004, 12:50 AM
Me vs. MMMPIE? Where did THAT come from? :confused:

TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 12:54 AM
hey some of these are random lol:D
I'm aiming for 15 votes for one thing for it to win

Black Knight of Keno
03-08-2004, 10:09 AM
Let the best janitor win *Votes for Obi VS. Rhett*

Astrotoy7
03-08-2004, 11:22 AM
hey, I have no beef with the Kainster ! I would have a swipe at that flying fiend Crow tho :p (j/k Crow, you da man !)

MTFBWYA

Astrotoy7
03-08-2004, 11:28 AM
None of those fights interests me, we all know the fat janitor will get beat up, no matter how much he thinks he is superman....

What about lexxy and STTCT, c'mon who'd like to see a LF CATFIGHT !! Mmmmmrrrreeeeoooowwww ! :p (sorry ladies)

MTFBWYA

Pie™
03-08-2004, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Me vs. MMMPIE? Where did THAT come from? :confused: Yay! i get to fight the forum pacifist!!! :D
:p

I say Rhett vs Obi13 :D

DarkLord60
03-08-2004, 03:02 PM
Rhett vs Obi13

Alegis
03-08-2004, 03:31 PM
i guess i'm the only one who voted for astrotoy vs kain.. anyways why not a lucasforums battle? That would be much nicer

Sivy
03-08-2004, 03:40 PM
you know what i think would be better?
if they traded insults for like 10 posts and then we voted to who should win. :p :D

IG-64
03-08-2004, 04:58 PM
rhett vs. obi

just because everyone else did :p

TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 06:58 PM
Okay thats it! Rhett and Obi will fight. Now to tell them!

Mike Windu
03-08-2004, 08:03 PM
I got 1000 gil on obi!

*secretly puts 100 on Rhett*

Hey... i'll win either way :p

Boba Rhett
03-08-2004, 08:04 PM
*walks in bare assed nekkid and oiling himself up*


All right what's this all about and why did it interrupt my bare assed oiling?

*puts some clothes on*

Oh, I gotta wrestle someone? Ok, so what do I do now?

TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
*walks in bare assed nekkid and oiling himself up*


All right what's this all about and why did it interrupt my bare assed oiling?

*puts some clothes on*

Oh, I gotta wrestle someone? Ok, so what do I do now?
read the top Rhett, now for Obi to put the mop away and put on some brace nuckles.

ET Warrior
03-08-2004, 08:23 PM
Who voted for me....

<_<


>_>



Yay! i get to fight the forum pacifist!!!

My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you :p

TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Who voted for me....

<_<


>_>





My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you :p ROFL

IG-64
03-08-2004, 08:33 PM
Dath Maximus?

...

oh well, go Rhett!

Pie™
03-08-2004, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you :p Damn >.<

:p

May the best screwball win!
:band:

TheHobGoblin
03-08-2004, 10:38 PM
well still waiting for Obi, anyhow

When you post your attack first post what kind of attack you did (If a combo, say what moves are in it or if you did a lead up move say what basic move you did) then after posting your attack, under it write your enemies life after the attack so we can keep track.

obi
03-09-2004, 01:51 AM
o.O

Oh man, Come on....I'm Clark Kent......


*yawns and Rhett and a few bystanders are blown away*

oops.

:(

TheHobGoblin
03-09-2004, 01:57 AM
Okay the two are ready?

IG-64
03-09-2004, 02:02 AM
Rhett, use your Tic Tac launcher!

jokemaster
03-09-2004, 02:06 AM
[yoda voice] Fart You must use, Obi Wan or be doomed you will.[/yoda voice]

obi
03-09-2004, 02:10 AM
I guess my special move could be "heat vision."

You know, shooting hot flames out of my eyes....

heh heh.....

Even though I hardly call this a fair fight, since Rhett has almost 4000 more HP then I do.....

Even though we joined at the same time....

...




.......



spammer

TheHobGoblin
03-09-2004, 02:10 AM
Tip Obi try moves in a order to even his life to yours.... ;)

Astrotoy7
03-09-2004, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
...My pacisfism only extends to actual killing. I'll still knock the crap out of you :p

well, that's almost oxymoronic , isn't it.....

MTFBWYA

Jed
03-09-2004, 07:44 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
I guess my special move could be "heat vision."

You know, shooting hot flames out of my eyes....

heh heh.....

Even though I hardly call this a fair fight, since Rhett has almost 4000 more HP then I do.....

Even though we joined at the same time....

...




.......



spammer

You SHOWEM, obes!

Boba Rhett
03-09-2004, 09:20 PM
No... not a spammer. I just chose not to desert the forums like some people did.

That's right. I said it.

TheHobGoblin
03-09-2004, 09:22 PM
I think obi chickened out :confused:

anyway... Yeah alot of people left the swamps... Traitor

obi
03-09-2004, 10:16 PM
Rhett, that was cold. DEAD cold. You know I was only gone for months because my computer was retarded......

-_-


:p


And I didn't chicken out persay, but Rhett DOES outnumber me hp wise....it's a loosing battle......

TiE23
03-09-2004, 10:21 PM
Who is Darth Maximus? And why was I not on the poll? And did I leave the stove on? WHO WIIL ANSWER MY QUESTIONS???!!!

Oh well, those questions will have to wait *Whats that smell?* No matter....
I voted ET Warrior vs. MMMPIE!!! cause ET makes me wanna itch myself and Pie thowing is funny.... and ET eating Pies are even funnier...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc15.jpg

TiE

obi
03-09-2004, 10:30 PM
Dath Maximus, or known to me as simply "The Dath," is one of the old guys.

He's my partner in crime when it comes to putting the Geraldo Riviera mask on people and beating them senseless.

TheHobGoblin
03-09-2004, 11:13 PM
Okay enough talk!
Okay since Obi got 1 third of Rhetts life, he'll go first.

Obi-Wan choose your first attack wisely.

LET THE MORTAL POST TOURNAMENT BEGIN!

jokemaster
03-09-2004, 11:54 PM
[Sports announcer voice] Ladies, gentlemen, and elves, this is indeed an extraordinary event. The first, eeermmm, what is it? annual? whatever, MORTAL POSTERS TOURNAMENT. Back to you hobby.[/voice]

ET Warrior
03-10-2004, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
well, that's almost oxymoronic , isn't it.....

Who you calling a moron.....cwapface!!!














I agree that an insult match would be more better than these shinanegans...shinanagans...shuhnanuhgans......... ........tom foolery

Jared
03-10-2004, 12:14 AM
if you don't mind me asking.....what the bloody hell is the point of this thread??

TheHobGoblin
03-10-2004, 01:31 AM
It's ment to be a match, Obi, You have the first blow!

Astrotoy7
03-10-2004, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Who you calling a moron.....cwapface!!!

I agree that an insult match would be more better than these shinanegans...shinanagans...shuhnanuhgans......... ........tom foolery

hey, what happenned to the spelling bee in your bonnet :p

..and Im far too mature for insult matches, you ugly man ! :p


**back to topic**
this fight is becoming ever anticlimactic, we know that obi will have a myocardial infarction after about 32 secs....

MTFBWYA

ET Warrior
03-10-2004, 07:53 PM
Hey, that word that means the same as Tom Foolery is a tricky one

:p

obi
03-10-2004, 09:30 PM
Um, ok then....

*takes a step forward and uh...punches*

ET Warrior
03-10-2004, 09:44 PM
No man. Punch him hard. HARD!!


Or you could do a Bertuzzi....*Sucker punch and slam head into ground*

TheHobGoblin
03-10-2004, 10:15 PM
Everyone's stupid genes kicked in?

Anyhow When you post your attack you post you enemies hp after the attack so we can keep track also post you energy if you used any.

obi
03-10-2004, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
Everyone's stupid genes kicked in?

Anyhow When you post your attack you post you enemies hp after the attack so we can keep track also post you energy if you used any.

Woa now sailor, you started this thread. You want to keep this thing that serious, YOU post the hp and junk.

And don't call people stupid. It's not nice.

And it's against the rules, Blah blah blah....

TheHobGoblin
03-11-2004, 01:49 AM
Sry oh wise one


Obi's Jab


Rhett's HP 9537

jokemaster
03-11-2004, 02:18 AM
I can be official scorekeeper guy
Rhett's HP 9537
Obi's HP: 6281

TheHobGoblin
03-11-2004, 07:06 PM
K thanks Jokemaster.

RoxStar
03-11-2004, 08:36 PM
Why is pie in this? He's too new to become a staff member.

Pie™
03-11-2004, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by RoxStar
Why is pie in this? He's too new to become a staff member. Who said anything about staff member?
Anyways, why do you mock me???? :(

:p

ZBomber
03-13-2004, 02:43 AM
Heh, did anyone win yet? :p

ET Warrior
03-13-2004, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by ZBomber
Heh, did anyone win yet? :p

Did anyone START yet? :p

TheHobGoblin
03-13-2004, 11:28 AM
k replacement match, Mod and Admin fight sounds good but I bet their busy most of the time... ¬¬
So it's either ETWarrior vs MMMPIE! or Atrotoy7 vs Kain since they're both tied.

Astrotoy7
03-13-2004, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
....So it's either ETWarrior vs MMMPIE! or Atrotoy7 vs Kain since they're both tied..... I can take on all of those punks....lemme at 'em !

how do you play again ?

shyte ! I have the ET small fonts virus !

mtfbwya

Troopr-Undr-Fir
03-13-2004, 04:49 PM
Why must we be so violent? I think a nice game of paper rock scissors would do just fine...

*holds a flaming cat out a 20 story building by the tail and lets it fall into a construction zone and is flattened by a steemroller*

so what, uh that is what were we doing? :confused:

Boba Rhett
03-13-2004, 07:29 PM
Can I kill someone? :confused:

TheHobGoblin
03-13-2004, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Can I kill someone? :confused:

Easy find out where they live and shoot them


Astrotoy7 look at the first post.

Mex
03-13-2004, 07:53 PM
I am one of the richest people on Lucasforums! I can donate item to help you Obe's! :D

My gold : 3852161745

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

ET Warrior
03-13-2004, 11:38 PM
It's a good thing nobody has to fight MichaelmeXP....he'd just make them look at his avatar and they'd collapse into seizures.




See atrotoy? Small fonts are wonderful for afterthought:p

TheHobGoblin
03-14-2004, 12:10 AM
K ET vs Astrotoy7

GonkH8er
03-14-2004, 01:03 AM
How bout me vs ZeroXcape? :P


BRINNNG ITTT ONNNN!!!!

Astrotoy7
03-14-2004, 08:34 AM
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
K ET vs Astrotoy7

I cant beat his brain to a pulp at the moment, he has exams, they will do it for me.................. :p

MTFBWYA

ET Warrior
03-14-2004, 04:36 PM
Ha! I finished my exams on friday!!!


*kicks Astrotoy in the nuts*



That's like, a 3,000 hp reducing maneuver I think..

:p

TheHobGoblin
03-14-2004, 05:09 PM
ET read the first first post on page one, When you do that his next move does half damage, yet it uses alot of energy.

ET Warrior
03-14-2004, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
ET read the first first post on page one, When you do that his next move does half damage, yet it uses alot of energy.

Wait....there was a scenario for actually kicking someone in the nuts? That's awesome. So is Astro dead or what?

TheHobGoblin
03-14-2004, 06:45 PM
Yeah Na I think he lost 20 life (Post is his Hp)

Basic moves damages are:
Jab: 10 damage
Kick: 15 damge 1 energy
Strong punch: 20 damage 3 energy
Low Blow: 20 damges + Half damage from attacker bonus (Their attack is half it's damage) Yet uses half your bar no matter how many energy points.

Lead up move uses all energy plus 10 life (lead up moves are when you do 2 basic moves then followed by a special with twice the damage)
Astrotoy7:1248
Et Warrior: 3598

TheHobGoblin
03-14-2004, 06:53 PM
Also Astrotoy7 and Et have to make a special move... It does 40 damage (making your own special is so you can make your own trademark) and takes 2 energy, everyone starts with 4 but when you have won a match you get 1 extra energy point.

ET Warrior
03-14-2004, 06:59 PM
Can my special move be the stupor kick?

I talk about my life for long enough that they slip into a coma, and while they're down I kick them in the head.

TheHobGoblin
03-14-2004, 07:41 PM
Yeah

RoxStar
03-14-2004, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by MMMPIE!!!
Who said anything about staff member?
Anyways, why do you mock me???? :(

:p
sorry, I got a link to this thread from the batlefront forum that said it was a fight for the next staff position.

leXX
03-14-2004, 08:38 PM
Hey, what about me? I wanna fight godamnit.

*gets cardboard tube at the ready*

You will all obey the tube or suffer it's wrath!

TheHobGoblin
03-14-2004, 08:49 PM
In two weeks I'll place a ladies match.

TheHobGoblin
03-14-2004, 08:56 PM
In two weeks I'll place a ladies match.

ET Warrior
03-14-2004, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by leXX
Hey, what about me? I wanna fight godamnit.

*uses the stupor kick on LeXX*


so then when I was five, my mother told me I was always going to be a failure in life...

*LeXX slips into a coma*

*kicks LeXX in the face*


:p

topshot
03-14-2004, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by leXX
Hey, what about me? I wanna fight godamnit.

*gets cardboard tube at the ready*

You will all obey the tube or suffer it's wrath!

She is LeXX. Fear her power.:rolleyes: :p

*wishes he would not have said that and runs for fear of being smacked silly.*

Yeah, a ladies match would be entertaining. It would.:cool:

leXX
03-14-2004, 10:54 PM
*still in coma* :bored:

TheHobGoblin
03-15-2004, 12:37 AM
Okay I've had it Full out match Everyone!

Jabs to Topshot
Topshot:2968

ET Warrior
03-15-2004, 01:27 AM
Originally posted by leXX
*still in coma* :bored:

Never underestimate the boringness of my life.

*Kicks Lexx Again*

TheHobGoblin
03-15-2004, 01:53 AM
Hob Bomb special -2 energy points

Et Warrior:3166

Pie™
03-15-2004, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by TheHobGoblin
Hob Bomb special -2 energy points

Et Warrior:3166 O.o
You're really taking this seriously aren't you?

TheHobGoblin
03-15-2004, 02:43 PM
("(-_-(")