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babubhai
03-25-2004, 07:09 PM
Yeup, thats right. I have been doing my research and after interviewing several LucasArts members, I can CONFIRM that this company is owned by Coca Cola ! I can't give too many details to protect the identities of the employees.
However it shows you guys that Coca Cola are trying dominate the world !

Alien426
03-25-2004, 07:12 PM
I own a Coca Cola.




And I can buy more any tíme I want.

Ray Jones
03-25-2004, 07:13 PM
now, tell us, friend, what's your favorite drink?

Huz
03-25-2004, 10:03 PM
So that Desani stuff is really obedience-juice, designed to produce a willing population of mindless slaves prepared to sacrifice their integrity and vote for KOTOR in rigged polls?! It all falls into place!

Ray Jones
03-25-2004, 10:36 PM
however, none of this excludes a possible including of tapestriespanties as part of the world orgiedomination plans.

babubhai
03-25-2004, 10:49 PM
you guys dont make any sense....

Darth Darthy
03-26-2004, 01:31 AM
Ironic, ain't it?

Skinkie
03-26-2004, 02:58 AM
I'm feeling dumber.

Ray Jones
03-26-2004, 07:45 AM
what's he trying to say with "dont make any sense"??

Yufster
03-26-2004, 07:31 PM
Yeup, thats right. I have been doing my research and after interviewing several LucasArts members, I can CONFIRM that this company is owned by Coca Cola !

Was one of them an ex-member called Tim?

Ray Jones
03-26-2004, 08:49 PM
TIMMEY!!

Yufster
03-26-2004, 09:22 PM
That is possibly the most thought provoking and intelligent post I have ever read.

Ray Jones
03-26-2004, 09:35 PM
ever thought about why?

Skinkie
03-27-2004, 05:29 AM
Once I contemplated an answer to that question, then my head exploded. Luckily it didn't matter for long because the info cow took my head, and now has to deal with it without me.

Yufster
03-27-2004, 06:58 AM
Yeah, Info Cow is awesome. Who needs Tim Schafer when you have Info Cow?

Joshi
03-27-2004, 03:04 PM
the answer to 'why?' is effectively 'because' although there is a lot of background thought there, mostly involving cheese and rebooting the universe, but yeah, it's 'because'.

Oh, and, Yes, it is true, coca cola own lucas arts, and they also own a large part of microsoft and the british porn industry, they just don't want anyone to know.

Oh, and Tim owns coca cola, just incase you wanted to know (now am I talking about god? or the monkey? or are they both one and the same?)

Das Mole
03-27-2004, 06:08 PM
Yeup, thats right. I have been doing my research and after interviewing several LucasArts members, I can CONFIRM that this company is owned by Coca Cola ! I can't give too many details to protect the identities of the employees.

hmm...i don't believe you.

Ray Jones
03-27-2004, 09:32 PM
you know that you distance yourself with that statement?

Skinkie
03-28-2004, 06:41 AM
(now am I talking about god? or the monkey? or are they both one and the same?)


Dude, mindbending. My life is never gonna be the same.

Udvarnoky
03-29-2004, 02:36 AM
Why'd they have to replace Mr. Pibb with laundry soap...I mean Pibb Xtra? I hate everything.

Mr Flibble
03-29-2004, 05:46 PM
The eternal why....................

Have you tried asking Jeeves?

Joshi
03-29-2004, 08:57 PM
The first web result given by Jeeves is Swallow.

Could there be a hidden innuendo here? I'll let you decide.

Oh, and before your head explodes, Grim Fandango was infact created by a monkey named Tim Schafer who now resides in heaven taking on the rather tiresome roll of God.

Skinkie
03-30-2004, 03:32 AM
Thanks for clearing that up, my life is now complete.

Ray Jones
03-30-2004, 09:08 AM
the right time to die, pal.