Hi I'm new here

[Genghis_Khan]

Hello guys

Nice forum you guys have here.

Can anyone give me any hints and tips for this forum?

[The_One]

Rule number one:

DON'T BE STUPID

Welcome, by the way :D

[Genghis_Khan]

Thanks, I'll remember that.

I saw a battle option on one of the threads here, how do you participate in it?

[Joe©]

DON'T BE STUPID

ya that about does it


oh ya have fun post lots and try to stay away from the wierd ones!!

wily

[Jdome83]

Go away!!! Just kidding. Welcome to the Swamp. I have a tip for you: don't act like me.:D

[Joe©]

missed that ones thread, oh well he's a wierd one:p


wily

[Astrotoy7]

it's great to see mongolian warlords accessing this forum....

I am Astro.... there's no hints I can give you except to say every tuesday you have to post a picture of your current knitting project. Anyone who doesnt is automatically banned. Start knitting !

Sabretooth will be with you shortly, with a list of the dazzling dramatis personae of this particular area of the forums....

seriously though, have fun ! you'll be fine ! Also, respect out forum mum lexxy.... :D

mtfbwya

[Genghis_Khan]

I have a tip for you: don't act like me.

lol I'll try not to.


Thanks to everyone for welcoming here.

I hope to see more of you guys around the site.

[Sivy]

Originally posted by Genghis_Khan

I saw a battle option on one of the threads here, how do you participate in it?

here you go kitten :)

http://www.lucasforums.com/rpgmanual.php


hello and welcome the swamp :wavey:

[Samuel Dravis]

Kitten, Siv? Ugh.


Stay away from Rhett also. He steals pants.

[--ZeeMan--]

Originally posted by Samuel Dravis
Kitten, Siv? Ugh.


Stay away from Rhett also. He steals pants.

So does bongobob....but he hasn't been around much lately.

LOOK OVER THERE!


goes through house and installs surveillance equipment everywhere

welcome to the neighborhood. one of rhett's little baskets made by his elvin slaves will be given to you shortly.

[Pad]

Welcome to the forums kiddo

Have fun and enjoy your stay

And try to walk on the good side ;)

[jebbers]

hmmm a new comer with out a "welcome" from topshot and his gang?? how very odd.....so far but you'll see mogolian

[Mex]

Hi there, welcome to Lucasforums!

[Just wanted to ask, do you play Eve-Online?]

[Batdroid]

Hello and welcome to the forums. I hope your stay so many don't.

[Genghis_Khan]

Originally posted by Michaelmexp
Hi there, welcome to Lucasforums!

[Just wanted to ask, do you play Eve-Online?]


What's Eve-Online?

(this probably answers your question)

[BCanr2d2]

Rule # 2: Read Rule # 1

[Pie™]

Welcome to LF, Mongolian :)

many bothans died to bring you this message :|

[Sabretooth]

Originally posted by Astrotoy7
Sabretooth will be with you shortly, with a list of the dazzling dramatis personae of this particular area of the forums....


Rightly said, Astro! Jeesh! Siv's become older and moved to Coruscant. (Get me some Jawa Juice from Dex's Diner for me, Siv!)

My Master, Topshot shall arrive soon here!

And I myself, shall return tomorrow with a list of Swampers to amaze you and to convert this thread into another Flaming battlefield!!!

I loove n00bs...

BTW, check my fanfic, oh great Mongolian one!

(Who's gonna be the Genghis Khan of LF now? This n00b or Alegis Gensan?"

[Genghis_Khan]

(Who's gonna be the Genghis Khan of LF now? This n00b or Alegis Gensan?"

Don't underestimate me. I do have some previous forum knowledge.

And I can fight the back legs off a bantha with my typing imagination.

[Sivy]

Originally posted by sabretooth
Siv's become older and moved to Coruscant. (Get me some Jawa Juice from Dex's Diner for me, Siv!)


yes, i thought it might be time for me to grow up

hehehehhehehehehehehehe... yeah

and yes, you can have some jawa juice... once i've worked out how to milk the f@#*&ers

:jawa FRUITINI!!!

[Neverhoodian]

Greetings, Genghis!

I hope you enjoy it here. Beware, though: insanity is contagious.

*Runs around screaming and smacks into a wall*

[Jdome83]

I was insane before I came to this forum.:D

[Genghis_Khan]

Originally posted by Jdome83
I was insane before I came to this forum.:D

Well it does help to be mildly insane to understand some of your confusing posts.

[Master_Keralys]

All of us are insane; you get used to it. Welcome, enjoy your stay, watch out for the elves, pant-stealers, and demented machinations of Rhett and Obi-13 freaks.

I've still never seen one of these supposed baskets that Rhett's elves make (and, thank goodness, never had my pants stolen.)

[Genghis_Khan]

Well it's a bit cold to go around with no trousers (pants for americans) on.

[Jdome83]

We don't wear pants- we all wear thongs.

[Master_Keralys]

What? TMI [repeat forever] I certainly don't... I always have pants on... good grief; I forget how wierd you guys are sometimes...

Don't let this scare you away; you don't get to leave till you've gotten the elf-made basket...

[jebbers]

the baskets are very strong i here....but the lobsters i dont know what they make.....my dancing cows are/make great hamburgers....if you wanted one i could kill a few to make some

:cowdance :cowdance



o and they are 1000% free of mad cow and mad monkey diseases


:monkbomb:

[Black Knight of Keno]

Originally posted by Master_Keralys
All of us are insane; you get used to it. Welcome, enjoy your stay, watch out for the elves, pant-stealers, and demented machinations of Rhett and Obi-13 freaks.

I've still never seen one of these supposed baskets that Rhett's elves make (and, thank goodness, never had my pants stolen.)

Hey! *Smacks on the head with a mop*
Don't say Obi's name with that tone...
*Runs*

Oh, and welcome... And don't worry. You will get insane soon enought to understand these morons... *Runs*

[Kain]

*wonders where the forum community quick-brief is. Y'know, the one where I'm the dark one*

Yea, help me free Rhett's elves. And stay away from SeleneRayne. She's mine. I'll kill you many ways...
























Who said anything about me joking?

[Pad]

Originally posted by Siv
yes, i thought it might be time for me to grow up

hehehehhehehehehehehehe... yeah

and yes, you can have some jawa juice... once i've worked out how to milk the f@#*&ers

:jawa FRUITINI!!!

Teh SIVmeister :D

[Sam Fisher]

Hi and welcom to the forums n00b

Er.. yeah. Welcome! :wavey:

[--ZeeMan--]

Originally posted by Siv
:jawa FRUITINI!!!


I want a fruitini! :D


and sabretooth i'd better be on your list otherwise i'm gonna piss of jed and start a spamming war with you :)

[ExcelsioN]

:wavey: Sup Genghis!

Sometimes I think I'm the only sane one on these forums....

[DarkLord60]

HI welcome to the forums bud.

[TiE23]

http://ntap.k12.ca.us/whs/projects/history/himages/khan6.jpg Hmmm, thats what you look like? :p
Hi hi, Im the Looney Fruit Loop here (Fruit Loop as in the cereal, not- well, you know)
umm, *Hands a Basket of TiE Fighter Shaped Chocolates* Valued at $54.95 MSRP :D

TiE

[Samuel Dravis]

Originally posted by TiE 23
http://ntap.k12.ca.us/whs/projects/history/himages/khan6.jpg Hmmm, thats what you look like? Ugly, rather 2 dimensional, with poor lighting?

[jebbers]

TiE 23 is looney fruit loopy and im crazy for coco-puffs!

[Joe©]

these threads always get out of hand then shut down after awhile, did I say something about weird ones?? :p






















just joking guys, please don't take my pants again!

[topshot]

Originally posted by jebbers:
the baskets are very strong i here....but the lobsters i dont know what they make....

They make fishing nets to capture helpless newbies.

Welcome to LF, Ghengis Khan.

[I]Originally posted by jebbers (yet again):
hmmm a new comer with out a "welcome" from topshot and his gang?? how very odd.....

*Traps jebbers in a corner and whacks him with a wet mackerel.*

Quiet, you! :xp:

Now, as for Khan, I present a gift. Get'm, lobsters!

*Lobsters drop a fish net on Ghengis Khan, drag him into the Swamp, lock the doors, and throw away the keys.*

Yep, I'm one of those crazy *******s, and I'm proud of it. :cool:

[jebbers]

*mackerel hits me in face*
Aaaahhhhh i do anything you says! please dont hurts us mastas!
*curls up into fetal position*

[Jdome83]

I'd like a basket.:(

[Sam Fisher]

*BAM* you get a basket courtesy of Rhett Inc. ^^

[Jdome83]

Hooray!!!:D

[leXX]

Welcome! Have a cookie...

http://lexx1.users.btopenworld.com/Cookie_Jar.gif



Cool name btw. ;)

[Jdome83]

I think I'll have one instead.

[BongoBob]

0_0
Originally posted by Genghis_Khan
Hello guys

Originally posted by Bacta Boy
ya

Originally posted by Jdome83
Welcome

3 n00bs...I've been away waaaaaaay too long...

Originally posted by Master_Keralys
(and, thank goodness, never had my pants stolen.)

Todays your lucky day!!!
*steals Ghenkis_Khan, Bacta Boy, Jdome83, and Master Karalys' pants*

*shoots all of them with rubber band gun*

Welcome :D
Just remember one thing....there is but one path to the rubber band...know it like you know what you finger...

[jebbers]

*pats thighs*
whew pants are still on! HOORAH!!!:D

*thwack*
ow, musta been a stray rubber band.....or was it?

[Mike Windu]

Jeez, have I been ignoring this thread for a long time!

*takes out rubber band gun*

Topshot, bongo, it's time.

*Charlie's Angels poses*

Ok, we're done.

*takes off all 3 newbies shirts, pants, various undergarments and fires rubber band gun*

You're lucky, my machine gun doesn't come in till next week.

Enjoy your stay. This hazing is a sample of what's to come!

[--ZeeMan--]

Two words:

Duct Tape

[-=DarkZero=-]

So late for all of these great threads.

Well, I don't care if you're not accepting any more welcomes, Just to introduce myself, I am the GOD of these forums.

I gave birth to life, so respect me, if you don't....then...uh... :S
Anyway, welcome ^o^

[Astrotoy7]

Poor Genghis, look at the welcome you're getting compared Selene for example...... next time, pretend you are a chick that is a regular swampies fiancee or girlfriend, and everyone will act less....crazy

mtfbwya

[-=DarkZero=-]

Hey, did any of you notice that Rhett hasnt come with his baskett?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

[TiE23]

Well, I know what Im gonna do, the second he comes, im gonna steal his pants... He will be immobilized :D

TiE

[Kain]

Originally posted by ºMöbius.
Hey, did any of you notice that Rhett hasnt come with his baskett?! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

Perhaps the elves finally did their little uprising I've been hinting at.

Be afraid, Khan...be afraid.

[Genghis_Khan]

Looking at the above posts, I can see why you are all insane.

Some more than others. (you know who you are)

[BongoBob]

Originally posted by Genghis_Khan
Looking at the above posts, I can see why you are all insane.

Some more than others. (you know who you are)

THAAAAAAAAAAAT'S ME :D

[Sabretooth]

Looks like you have already met a lot of people... And our fishnet-making lobsters (master, can I try next time?)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Topshot-My Master, the coolest, intention to take over LF, owns fishnet-making lobsters and together, we battle Rhett, on the evil side
Boba Rhett-My and my master's sworn enemy, uses his elves to create exploding baskets and blast n00bs, on the good side
Jed-Mod, cool, Completely full of it, Bill Gates fan for some reason...
|GG|Crow's Nest-Cool, "Bird Kind of Spammers", strange, not too lunatic
BongoBob-Don't mention AOL, cool, your example of a dedicated swamper
Tie 23-Lunatic, Cool, weird, A great swamper
Captain Wilson-The Terminator of LF, Cool, RTS fan
Neverhoodian-One monkeh, Always smacks his head on the wall, totally crazy
Jdome-Newbie, a bit cool, getting the hang of the swamp
Zeeman-Cool, member of the AoS, always has something new
RpTheHotRod-Cool, member of AoS, surprising
Kain-The Tall Dark and handsome guy, coming close to marriage, don't mess with him
SeleneRayne-A redhead vampire? Kain's fiance, everybody's watching her
Mike Windu-Well-Known swamper, cool, a bit strange
Bacta Boy-Another n00b, not yet completely a swamper, rest of the details unknown
Jebbers-00100111100101 in binary, binary fan, one weird skunk
Clemme w/stick-Well-known swamper, a bit cool
Sam Fisher-Obviously a Splinter Cell fan, Halo fan, he likes games, average swamper
Samuel Dravis-First time SwampList appearence, cool, not too lunatic
narfblat-new swamper, cool, addicted to corrupting wishes
ExcelsioN-First time SwampList appearence, not too cool, the anti-lunatic
Darth Tepe-Ruler of the RPG forums, visits the swamp, a bit cool
Siv-Cool, maybe my rival, not too well-known, recently grew up and moved to Coruscant from Naboo
Pad-First time SwampList appearence, cool, cranky robot
ET Warrior-The King of The Swamp, not around lately, i think he needs to be dethroned
Pietm-Cool, not too well known, swamper
manoman-cool kid, okay guy, average swamper
txa1265-Cool, Clone Wars fan, star wars and video games fan
The_One-An Eye to rule 'em all..., cool, over-average swamper
legameboy-French for "The Game Kid", weirdo, likes this HellBoy 101 thing, 35% cool
Gonkh8ter-hates gonks, cool, swamper
Astrotoy7-Gives me helluva swedish videos, cooll, often mistaken for a girl, Final Fantasy Fan (Triple F)

Hope I didn't miss out anyone... ;)

*Goes to eat mmm, tasty pie...*

[--ZeeMan--]

Originally posted by sabretooth
Looks like you have already met a lot of people... And our fishnet-making lobsters (master, can I try next time?)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Zeeman-Cool, member of the AoS, always has something new
RpTheHotRod-Cool, member of AoS, surprising

Hope I didn't miss out anyone... ;)

*Goes to eat pie...*

2 things:

that eating pie quote needs to go in my movie thread! (MIB2)

and YAY! AoS reprsents!!!!

oh one last thing.....


Long Live the King

[Captain Wilson]

You missed me again.

Lo btw

[Black Knight of Keno]

Originally posted by sabretooth
Darth Tepe-Ruler of the RPG forums, visits the swamp, a bit cool

Did you hear 'em boy's and gal's!?
He called me the ruler of the RPG forums... Yay!! :D *Runs to master Rythe* Master, master! Did you hear!!?? :D

You forgot Darth Rythe... *Eats pie*

[-=DarkZero=-]

Tepe, the ruler?! Pfft.
And you missed me, the ego tistical jackass who has Topshot under his power, and likes to have kinky sex with him, and darth_kitty.

Gawd', I'm also the God of these forums, like, God and Jesus of this world, man, so uncool.

I'm going to flood the streets with lice, and they'll be man eating lice, and they'll have chainsaw's with shotguns attatched, and little lazer beams, that should show the human race!

[Jdome83]

I want my freaking clothes back.:mad:

[Pie™]

Originally posted by sabretooth
Hope I didn't miss out anyone... ;)

*Goes to eat pie...* Not only did you forget me again, but you also eat me! :mad:

I'm gonna deny you the pleasure of my sweet tears... :(

[narfblat]

You didn't mention me this time. :rolleyes:

last newbie thread he said: narfblat-Catching up as a veteran swamper, strange, cool

[SeleneRayne]

yeah! im on the list!! oh, and hi newbie! :wavey: i, am fellow newbie SeleneRayne engaged to Kain

[jebbers]

Originally posted by sabretooth
[B]Looks like you have already met a lot of people... And our fishnet-making lobsters (master, can I try next time?)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jebbers-00100111100101 in binary, binary fan, one weird skunk



Skunk thats my new nickname!
*rolls hands around evily*
hehehe now i can make the forums smell like doodoocaca!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! *evil laughter*

[Mike Windu]

Haha, made the list again... go me!


WHERE THE HELL IS RHETT DAMNIT!

[ET Warrior]

ET Warrior-The King of The Swamp, not around lately, i think he needs to be dethroned

And I think that YOU should watch what you say before you end up in the dungeon!:p

[Kain]

*blackjacks ET and takes his Crown*

The king is dead. Long live the queen!

*gives the crown to sabertooth*

Long live the queen indeed.

[Sabretooth]

Oh, Kainie! How sweet of you...
Too bad you are gettin' married...

Passes the crown to ET again.

I said he should be dethroned, so that obi can dust da throne! Obi isn't mentioned, cause he isn't around lately. We need someone to clean up the swamp. My saberteeth are gettin' dirty...

[Kain]

I'LL NAY ALLOW A SUPERMAN FAN ON THE THRONE!! *blackjacks sabertooth and ET and steals the crown*

I'D RATHER SEE THE THRONE BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath*RRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath*RRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!!!

[Astrotoy7]

Hey Sabre, you do realise Im going to have to get those sauna keys back off you.....after having dropped to nearly the bottom of your list :p I might give those keys to Crow, its about time he started to learn about women :D

mtfbwya

[Clemme w/Stick]

Originally posted by sabretooth

Clemme w/stick-Well-known swamper, a bit cool


Only a bit cool?! :confused:.

*leaves thread again and slams the door*

Bye all.

*Walks out the Swamp door cursing, slams that door even harder*

-Clemme

[Black Knight of Keno]

*Knocks Clemme and drags back into the swamp* Oh no you don't! No one escapes from the Swamp!! Guards!! Escort Clemme w/Stick into the torturing chamber! *Four gamorrean guards come and drag Clemme into a small, dark chamber. The they start tickling him*

[--ZeeMan--]

*sigh*

zeeman brings in the video camera

we'll need evidence for future transgressions :D

[Clemme w/Stick]

Originally posted by --ZeeMan--
*sigh*

zeeman brings in the video camera

we'll need evidence for future transgressions :D

*Waves hand around*
You dont need to torture me. You want to release me and torture Zeeman instead :D.
*Guards releases me and starts to torture Zee*

*Runs away, and escapes the Swamp*

-Clemme

[topshot]

*I grab Clemme as he attempts to escape.*

I don't think so.

*Staples him to the ground, poors hot wax on 'im, then heats two iron tongs, proceeds to open his mouth, and grabs his tongue with the overheated tools. Calls the yslamiri-imbued ninja bodyguards over to keep watch.*

That should keep you occupied for some time. :D

[Clemme w/Stick]

Dang, all most escaped that time.

*Calls Obi*
*Makes him free me and help me escape*

Now stay back, or you'll have to deal with Obi.

-Clemme

[topshot]

I would, except he's sleeping right now. I poured tranquilizers in his jawa juice! :D

*Stops himself from spamming any more.*

[Evil Spock]

Originally posted by leXX
Welcome! Have a cookie...

http://lexx1.users.btopenworld.com/Cookie_Jar.gif



Cool name btw. ;)


LEXX!!! :D

*(Messily devours Lexx while forum watches in horror.)*

Thanks for the cookie.

Welcome, Genghis! The only advice I find useful for new prey in the arena is to emphasize the importance of bringing duct tape along on every LF excursion. From binding hostages to repairing a broken water pipe, duct tape is the prefered tool of choice in any situation by nine out of ten giant rabbits.

:max:

Cool avatar! :D Fear not, it's all yours. I'm actually a rabbit.

[edlib]

Evil Spock?!?!!

Aren't you dead?


;)

[Crow_Nest]

Hi, weclome tl LF :cheers:

Let me just give you some advice, DON'T PRESS THE SELF-DESTRUCT BUTTON THAT IS IN RHETT'S POCKET :p

[Zoom Rabbit]

Originally posted by edlib
Evil Spock?!?!!

Aren't you dead?


;)

He is. :max: I killed him, and saved the hide to wear on special occasions.

:D

[Genghis_Khan]

Originally posted by Bacta Boy
these threads always get out of hand then shut down after awhile, did I say something about weird ones?? :p






















just joking guys, please don't take my pants again!

Looking at the past posts, I can see what you mean.

To the rest of the guys: "You Guys are CRAZY!!!!".

Ahem, I now return you to your regular scheduled forum.

[Genghis_Khan]

Todays your lucky day!!!*steals Ghenkis_Khan, Bacta Boy, Jdome83, and Master Karalys' pants*

*shoots all of them with rubber band gun*

Welcome
Just remember one thing....there is but one path to the rubber band...know it like you know what you finger...

"Missed!" *shouts sarcastically. *

Anyway, you spelt my name wrong.
"Creep" *Says quietly*

[MennoniteHobbit]

Sorry for the late welcome... so:

Welcome. Hey remember, you want to donate me a lot of money on the Battle RPG system, and remember to wear a belt, so that pants-obsessive Rhett can't take them from you. Now that that's over, I'll start shooting spit balls and various paper wads at you. And don't forget that elastic band. It's stronger than rubber, guaranteed to hurt! :D

[Darth Rythe]

Welcome................

"WHAT!, this is a welcome thread what the hell else am i surposed to say?"








Well done my apprentice