A good old fashioned text parser put to excellent use

[jp-30]

It's been a long time since a typed line of text has been parsed with such hilarious results, probably not since I was playing the Infocom adventures on my 8bit Commodore Plus/4...

Give it a go;

subservientchicken.com (http://www.subservientchicken.com)

[elTee]

Wheeeeeee! Thats excellent fun! For about a minute, anyway.

[jp-30]

It's more fun until you realise it's not actually a live webcam. ;)

[theholyidiot]

It wouldn't fetch my slippers...