View Full Version : A Monkey Island Story

Demonic Skull
05-02-2004, 09:28 AM
One person posts part of a story, the next person continues it, and so on. It can be as crazy as you like.

One day, Guybrush and Elaine were out sailing in their ship, hoping to reach the island of...

05-02-2004, 09:39 AM
Unexplainable fish related mishaps which was an ironic name because the mishaps rarely involved fish. More often it was lemon powder. Anyway, they reached the island and there they met...

Demonic Skull
05-02-2004, 01:01 PM
...Timmy the monkey, who attacked Guybrush, thinking he was a giant banana. Guybrush threw Timmy into a pool of lava and he and Elaine decided to travel to the other side of the island to visit...

05-02-2004, 11:24 PM
SamNMax, who couldn't stand to be in this story and chucked himself in the ocean.

05-03-2004, 06:52 PM
Just to make sure that he was dead and out of the story for good, (He asked for it really) an army of lemon meringue pies jumped out of the bushes armed with miniguns and machetes and shot SamNMAx to pieces. Then watched as his fragments floated out to sea. But then they saw...

05-05-2004, 03:33 AM
...a vogon construction fleet preparing to destroy the island to make room for a bypass.
but fortunately arth^H^H^H^Helaine got her towel with her and so they...

05-21-2004, 09:12 PM
met up with ford prefect and went to....

Dr Edison 007
06-07-2004, 03:20 PM
...Detroit and got arrested and shot by a cop because of Guybrush's habit of stealing. They broke out of prison by using a file sent to them anonymously, then went back to the Caribbean to visit...

06-13-2004, 09:17 AM
the invisible flying monkey. But they couldn't see him so...

Sgt. Pepper
06-16-2004, 12:07 AM
they punched each other in the face and watched T.V.. But they were watching American T.V. and there was nothing good on(imagine that). So they picked up a good book wich happened to be the one about hitchhikers. After finishing the book they decided to...

Dr Edison 007
06-16-2004, 11:37 AM
...go to Canada, drink beer, eat backbacon and watch hockey with Guybrush's uncle. After Guybrush's favourite team lost, in a drunken fury he...

06-17-2004, 09:01 PM
tore out his hair. With the help of Rogaine, he managed to regrow it. Then he decided that Canada was too cold for him so he went to...

Dr Edison 007
06-18-2004, 11:15 AM
...North Carolina to see if anything was finer then the morning there, and sadly it was not true. After that anguish, he started visiting a psychiatrist who told him that he should go to a clinic located in beautiful...

Sgt. Pepper
06-19-2004, 12:58 AM
Oahu so he could relax. He went fishing and caught a Humuhumunukunukuapuaa fish(state fish). Wich he promptly ate raw in a messily noisily fasion. When he got full he....

Dr Edison 007
06-19-2004, 05:53 PM
...He decided that to make this the best day ever he should rent a bunch of Mel Brooks movies. AfterThe Producers, Blazing Saddles, and Spaceballs hilarity was ensuing, until...

Sgt. Pepper
06-19-2004, 08:53 PM
His arms flailed around and hit the remote which changed the channel to old Monty Python reruns, making his day even better. Watching tv isnt how swashbuckling pirates spend their whole day so he got off the sofa and....

06-19-2004, 10:02 PM
... promptly walked in to the wall. In a confused state of mind he...

Dr Edison 007
06-22-2004, 07:03 AM
...Turned the channel to E! and watched Celebrities Uncensored. Soon he had realized that Elaine was gone for a long time and was now in a state of...

06-30-2004, 05:30 PM
...Colorado. He had wondered how the hell he warped to Calorado, but since he was there, he desided to climb the Rocky Mountains. Just then, he tackled by...

07-26-2004, 03:28 AM
...a huge sign that said "THE END".

pirate boy
07-27-2004, 01:27 AM
Brushing the sign aside with much abbreviated enthusiasm Guybrush ran into his old friend and colleague...

07-31-2004, 04:02 PM
...who informed him that there was a brand new shop that sold monkeys, orange stuff, butter, and best of all...


Dr Edison 007
07-31-2004, 05:42 PM
...Richard Klein tapes. As he watched them he failed to notice that LeChuck and Elaine were making love in the room behind him. When the tapes where finished he saw them and shouted...