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Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:03 AM
Many of you probably remember this classic thread from back in the day. We took a surreal look at what the Star Wars movies might have been like if they played out like so many Jedi Outcast games. ; )


Anyway, as time went by a lot of the sites hosting the files vanished or were lost, but I was able to save many of them before that.

Sadly I don't have the credits of who did what (only remember the ones I made and the couple I stole from HackerNetwork, sorry guys!), but I'll post them here again for your viewing pleasure.

And for anyone who missed out the first time.... watch and learn!

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:06 AM
PS: If anybody has any I'm missing, feel free to post them in this thread!

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/COMIC1.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/CTFpic1.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/DARTH1.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/darthmaul.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/darthnluke.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/DSTAR5.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/EWOK3.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/gonktrooper.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:08 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/CTFpic.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/DARTH1.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/DSTAR5.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/EWOK3.JPG

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:11 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/CTFPic.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/COMIC1.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Han_is_funnie090.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:13 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/ightside090.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/insider_lucassam2.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/IWANTYOU.JPG

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:15 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/jk3needa.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/JONE2099CustomImage0127423.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/LEIA1.JPG

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:16 AM
These are mine. ; )

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke1.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke2.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke3.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:19 AM
Ditto!

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke4.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke5.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke6.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:21 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke7.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke8.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke9.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:22 AM
More by your's truly...

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke10.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke11.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke12.jpg

Samuel Dravis
05-05-2004, 12:27 AM
[Edit: First three from www.hackernetwork.com ]

http://tinypic.com/1ens
http://tinypic.com/1eo0
http://tinypic.com/1eo1
http://tinypic.com/1eo2
http://tinypic.com/1eo3
http://tinypic.com/1eo4
http://tinypic.com/1eo5
http://tinypic.com/1eo6
http://tinypic.com/1eo7

Samuel Dravis
05-05-2004, 12:28 AM
http://tinypic.com/1eo8
http://tinypic.com/1eo9
http://tinypic.com/1eog

http://tinypic.com/1eoi
http://tinypic.com/1eok
http://tinypic.com/1eol
http://tinypic.com/1eom
http://tinypic.com/1eon


[Sorry, I just wanted to remove some repeats, our posts intersected!]

Samuel Dravis
05-05-2004, 12:28 AM
http://tinypic.com/1eop
http://tinypic.com/1erl


More later! :D


Note that NONE of the pics I posted were created by me - I'm just sharing ones I saved to my HD. :)

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 12:54 AM
More of mine...

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke13.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke14.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke15.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:18 AM
Last of mine...

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke16.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/joke17.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/luke_s_first_Saberlock090.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:22 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/LUKE23.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/LUKELEI2.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/LukeSee.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:41 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/LUKEXW2.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/mindtrick.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/no_they_re_not090.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:42 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/OBIDARTH.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/OWNED.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/ROJ187.JPG

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:43 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/ROTJ1.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/RUNHEAL.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/SABER.JPG

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:44 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/saberonly.jpg

Now a series!

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/SERIE1.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/SERIE2.JPG

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:46 AM
Series continues...

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/SERIE3.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/SERIE4.JPG

; )

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/SWLPIC1.JPG

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:48 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/tauntmebaby.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/TPM_2_small.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/UBEREMP.JPG

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:49 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/URGAY.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Vader1.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Vader2.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:51 AM
http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/vaderarrives.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/VADERFS.JPG

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Whoosh_1.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:55 AM
A famous saga continues...

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn082.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn085.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn089.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 01:58 AM
... Saga of an SC world...!

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn206.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn228.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn096.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 02:01 AM
...will he ever learn?

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn094.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn095.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn092.jpg

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 02:09 AM
... action!

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn257.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn259.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn260.jpg

Oh no!

Kurgan
05-05-2004, 02:11 AM
The thrilling conclusion!

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn255.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn122.jpg

http://www.jediknightii.net/_kurgan/pictures/Wdscrn001.jpg

Well that's all I've got saved, so anybody else is welcome to post more they've got!

Crow_Nest
05-05-2004, 05:53 AM
HAHAHA ROFLMAO!!!! Great thread!!! :D:D :rofl:

Prime
05-05-2004, 02:45 PM
Oh man, this made my day!

one tear...

TK-8252
05-05-2004, 10:56 PM
http://www.clanlc.com/forum/images/smiles/new_rofl.gif

ChaoZ
05-06-2004, 12:00 AM
ROFL! http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/r/rofl.gif

Kurgan
05-06-2004, 10:23 AM
Salvaged a few more from the old thread.
Was sad to see so many "bandwidth exceded"
and other broken images and placeholders,
but a few survived.

If anybody has any more, any at all, post 'em up
so we can see!

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/lackoffaith.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/mace_obi.jpg


Posted by Jedi_Monk:

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/n00bs.jpg

Kurgan
05-06-2004, 10:25 AM
http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/obi-n00b-aNdquigonn00bat-th3j3dicounc1l.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/obi_dead.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/poopshute.jpg

Kurgan
05-06-2004, 10:26 AM
Posted by Jedi_Monk:

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/THEFORCEBETRAYS.jpg

These were posted by Darksider:

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/VaderOwned.jpg

Posted by Darksider:

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/youthere.jpg

Kurgan
05-06-2004, 10:28 AM
http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/rancorshot.jpg

Posted by Darksider:

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/stormred.jpg

Posted by Demangel:

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/strong.jpg


If you have anymore, please post 'em here!

Or create some new ones!

Samuel Dravis
05-06-2004, 10:38 AM
I love this top one, "The force betrays you!" :D

http://tinypic.com/1jdl

KPeh:

http://tinypic.com/1erk

http://tinypic.com/1erk

http://tinypic.com/1erk

http://tinypic.com/1erk

http://tinypic.com/1erk

http://tinypic.com/1erk

Samuel Dravis
05-06-2004, 10:41 AM
http://tinypic.com/1jee
http://tinypic.com/1jeh
http://tinypic.com/1jeq
http://tinypic.com/1jer

Samuel Dravis
05-06-2004, 10:46 AM
http://tinypic.com/1jes
http://tinypic.com/1jet
http://tinypic.com/1jie
http://tinypic.com/1jif
http://tinypic.com/1jig
http://tinypic.com/1jih
http://tinypic.com/1jio
http://tinypic.com/1jip

I still have some more, I'll post them later... :D

Kurgan
05-06-2004, 11:09 AM
The last series retrieved from the old thread...

.
.
.
.
.

These were done by buckman, btw (finally a name!)

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/promo21.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/promo22.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/promo23.jpg

Kurgan
05-06-2004, 11:44 AM
Whoa, I forgot I had these... a few more!

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/CANON.JPG

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/Ben_Kenobi_is_a_cheater090.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/backstab_quigon090.jpg

Kurgan
05-06-2004, 11:49 AM
http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/CAMPER.JPG

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/BOBA-VAD.JPG

That's all I got, for real I think this time...


Just so you don't feel sad, here's the "Jedi Chocolate Medallion" (included with the Welcome Giftbasket TM) given to new forum members. ; )

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/jedimedal.jpg

Kuuki
05-06-2004, 11:51 AM
whoa! an admin double posting! It's the end of the world!!!


j/k XD

Kurgan
05-06-2004, 11:52 AM
Believe me, it hasn't been the first time. A lot of us have been multi-posting this past week. Crazy forum ghosties or something...

Crow_Nest
05-07-2004, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by Scar Da Kookee
whoa! an admin double posting! It's the end of the world!!!


j/k XD

All admins and mods also double post, so im not suprised

Kurgan
06-29-2004, 12:50 AM
*bump* for anyone who missed this. ; )

And if there are any other additions... feel free to add 'em here!

StormTrooper789
07-13-2004, 10:17 PM
I only have one and it is a cartoon.
http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/images/captions/caption14.jpg

power_ed
07-30-2004, 02:56 PM
Yes yes! finally :D

you even got all mine in there :)

WTG Kurgan, this thread deserves eternal life.

Kurgan
09-23-2004, 07:26 AM
Now that the DVD's are out, there's no excuse not to make many funny screencaps with captions. ; )

Kurgan
10-26-2004, 03:56 AM
Guess I'll start things off then...

http://strategy.jediknight.net/wootwok.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/lightningwhore.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/duelme.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/campers.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/noobtraining.jpg

Sam Fisher
10-27-2004, 03:08 PM
Cute Kurgan, very cute :D

http://img82.exs.cx/img82/2600/stormtroopers_edited.jpg

http://img82.exs.cx/img82/9056/obimilk.jpg

Kurgan
10-29-2004, 03:01 AM
Great avatar btw. ; )

Astrotoy7
10-30-2004, 09:00 PM
LOL :D I like these type of threads !

I have cpl of jk theme ones, but have also made aKOTOR and some BF themed ones(for another similar thread at BF.net) :p
have a gander !! :p

http://www.myimgs.com/data/astrotoy7/Campers.jpg

[edit]....there were a cpl more but I seem to have misplaced them :( tho the above one was my fave :)

mtfbwya

TK-8252
10-30-2004, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by Kurgan
http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/lightningwhore.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/duelme.jpg

http://strategy.jediknight.net/pictures/campers.jpg



ROFL! Those are great! Look at Luke's face! But the Dooku/Mace/Jango one probably should have had Mace saying "d00L me or i lame Fett", not kick Fett.

Originally posted by Astrotoy7
http://www.myimgs.com/data/astrotoy7/Campers.jpg

Ah! LMAO! :lol:

Kurgan
11-02-2004, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by TK-8252
ROFL! Those are great! Look at Luke's face! But the Dooku/Mace/Jango one probably should have had Mace saying "d00L me or i lame Fett", not kick Fett.



Ah! LMAO! :lol:

Good point. ; )

Crow_Nest
11-03-2004, 12:43 AM
ROFLMAO! These are great!

-BLaCKouT-
01-03-2005, 12:30 PM
Well, this one's not so much the movies as the games playing like the games. You'll understand... :cool:

http://www.ulcer8d.org.uk/misc/theREALjediknight.jpg

B.

Crow_Nest
01-18-2005, 05:34 AM
*BUMP*

yes i know old thread, but its so funny. :p

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/1062/starwarswallpaper25ai.jpg

-BLaCKouT-
01-18-2005, 12:13 PM
Absolutely huge one I'm afraid (470k), but I reckon it's worth it.

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/5570/tie46kr.gif

I've no doubt the Imageshack bandwidth will run out soon anyways, I'll try and crunch it down smaller in the meantime...

B.

-BLaCKouT-
01-19-2005, 11:12 AM
http://img7.exs.cx/img7/3508/vadern00b7uj.jpg

http://img7.exs.cx/img7/6878/jedibar5tw.jpg

:) B.

Crow_Nest
01-19-2005, 09:46 PM
LOL I liked that AOL one :p

{LW}Wolf
02-01-2005, 01:18 PM
cool
i like the idea

-BLaCKouT-
03-20-2005, 02:09 PM
I think this thread from the swamp (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=146372) deverves a mention in here. :D

Pure 1337 gold!

* Attention hardcore spoiler-free'ers - It's the EpIII trailer with leet subtitles *
If you're avoiding the trailers, avoid this.

:) B.

Tervuren
09-21-2005, 10:15 AM
http://www.tervurendog.com/swdfa.jpg

boinga1
10-05-2005, 07:05 PM
:rofl:

Great stuff, classic.

DigiBey
11-19-2005, 11:01 PM
LOL! This stuff is great! :clap2:

I think I'll make up some of my own and post them.

StaffSaberist
11-23-2005, 10:16 PM
Every time I take pics, it turns out black. Nothing but black. How do you guys take screenies? I use the Print Screen method... :(

-BLaCKouT-
11-24-2005, 04:03 AM
You could try AlT+Print Screen (works for some, but not for me). Alternatively, >WinDVD< (http://www.intervideo.com/jsp/WinDVD_Download.jsp) plays DVDs and Avi/Mpg files and lets you take screenshots :)

Love that "\kill" one :rofl:

B.

StaffSaberist
11-24-2005, 11:33 AM
I think the saber mod one is the best. I mean, that spot in the movie is so serious and dramatic. And then Windu says that. :lol:

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/4696/dualsabers1kw.jpg

OK, I know JO has a cheat that gives you two sabers, but I can't remember it offhand.

StaffSaberist
11-24-2005, 03:57 PM
I only have time to make these one at a time. Sorry.

BEHOLD MY VIDEO CARD! ;)

http://img449.imageshack.us/img449/9430/doh5bc.jpg

http://img308.imageshack.us/img308/5575/jedimerc1wr.jpg

StaffSaberist
11-24-2005, 06:18 PM
OK, I'll keep going. :D

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/8259/framerate6vw.jpg
http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/5710/dotf5ru.jpg

ZemmurkTrooper
11-24-2005, 08:38 PM
Heh! never noticed that last one.

All of these are nice. I might try my hand at one of these one day.

Zemmurk

StaffSaberist
11-30-2005, 09:12 PM
Where'd the ones go with the saber mod, and /kill and stuff? :(