View Full Version : So where is...

Dr Edison 007
05-13-2004, 03:24 PM
...The "Anything & Everything" forum's best poster, Synthetic Gerbil? I miss him and his humour.

05-13-2004, 04:44 PM
he takes breaks every now and then.

Ray Jones
05-13-2004, 04:50 PM
so,.. why is there no poll?


aah, why ask? let's make it one. :)
so where is...
_____________________poll options____________________

a) sean is gone
b) gone is sean
c) and some of his posts
d) were also grilled like toast
e) he made a run
f) after smoking a spliff
g) and jumped off the cliff
h) in first class pose
i) he thought it was fun
j) *sniff*
k) "martha steward"
l) all hail the pasta masta
m) 42



Dr Edison 007
05-13-2004, 05:12 PM
This is just something I had always wondered, why was/is Sean, and several others allowed to say **** without being censored?

Ray Jones
05-13-2004, 05:26 PM
there is no ****ing way to skirt the auto censor, man. so what are you talking about? .. egypt?

tse. :p

Dr Edison 007
05-13-2004, 05:49 PM
Your a ****ing genius, RayJones!

Sorry, couldn't resist it.

And please delete your post before the whole forum breaks out in unsavory profane badness.

05-13-2004, 08:27 PM
OMG HE SAID ****!!!! i mean ****. ****?


05-13-2004, 10:35 PM
Around here I thik that's about as offensive as saying hello.

Dr Edison 007
05-14-2004, 06:21 AM
Yeah, as Ray Jones pointed out, some of Sean's posts are missing and that's what made me think something was going on.

Or where those just deleted by an "angry" moderator?

Ray Jones
05-14-2004, 02:24 PM
*sigh* this place has become sooo friendly .. :p

05-14-2004, 07:14 PM
hey, we were all angrier with SG around

05-14-2004, 08:04 PM
You guys don't even know the old sean. From the old school forum.

05-14-2004, 10:26 PM
I may not be old school, I'm more middle school, been around longer than most these people.

Zoom Rabbit
05-14-2004, 11:32 PM
I am from the zen school of no sword. Not even I know what that means...

The gerbil must be replaced by a robotic simulacrum that says **** a lot and glowers fitfully from the avatar box. Either that, or we get someone in India to do his job. Tough call.


Ray Jones
05-15-2004, 03:09 AM
however, he never accepted my friendship, no matter how hard i tried to force him to that.. :D

Dr Edison 007
05-15-2004, 05:51 AM
Send him those cheese stick things or whatever the hell they are and he'll be your best friend.

Then you two can go to the movies, the park, out to dinner, and sit on a bench watching the sunset and sunrise together.

It sounds like a perfect evening......

Ray Jones
05-15-2004, 06:38 AM
no i wont, because i would like the super gameboy myself. also, those are not available here in .. sshhhhhhhd ray. you talk too much. err.. did i mention i got his email address once?


hmm hmm.



05-15-2004, 11:35 AM
I think I hear an idea brewing.

Zoom Rabbit
05-16-2004, 02:15 AM
Naw, he just hums like that when he hears the 'I Dream of Jeannie' theme song in the background. Two heads, but short attention span...


Dr Edison 007
05-16-2004, 07:06 AM
Can you please share that address with us?

I won't be using it for good, I just want to have it for my own reasons.

Ray Jones
05-16-2004, 10:41 AM
neh, i dont hum. i dun. actually i was thinking about if there was anything else i have to say..

but skinkie here gave me the idea to think up an idea.

so i went and registered at several selected delicious p*rn sites using the aforementioned address: rodents-in-leather, marthas-panty-accidents, the-pineapple-inn, anaconda-style dot com.

and sorry i cant share, since i think he got mine too. not that i mind recieving pictures of naked electric sheeps, but ..
he might give it to zoom. and we all know he has *contact*. the last thing i want is one of wally the space dolphin's irritating mails.

05-17-2004, 09:39 PM
Yeesh. The censor really sucks. People round here are such pottymouths, too. :p

Why did some of Gerbil's posts go, anyhow? :confused:

Darn. Just when I was starting to find him kinda funny. . . kinda.

05-17-2004, 10:40 PM
I for one am glad that ****er hasn't posted. I hate him.

Quick question: Who has the first season of Sam And Max the series, I've only gotten 2 episodes.

Dr Edison 007
05-18-2004, 06:25 AM
To have the whole series you have to be involved in some illegal things...

Or be very rich or to have taped it when it was originally on.

Anyway, what's the point of the question, just to find who has tapes of the show?

P.S. You said the F-word for the 4th time, now this thread is R-Rated, I hope your proud of yourself.

Live Undead
05-18-2004, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by Skinkie
Around here I thik that's about as offensive as saying hello.

just whatever you do don't make jokes about anal hair on the MI forums

05-18-2004, 02:38 PM
That was a terrible joke. Don't go making it here.

Really though, I don't think you deserved to be banned, but still, I'm gonna stick with the not funny side.

Ray Jones
05-18-2004, 04:27 PM
i dont think it was a joke at all.

Zoom Rabbit
05-19-2004, 03:36 AM
Well it sure isn't if you get yours caught in the toilet seat...


Ray Jones
05-19-2004, 05:42 PM
-> hair tie


05-19-2004, 07:40 PM
that anal hair joke in the MI forums was HORRIBLE... not even close to being funny

05-19-2004, 11:11 PM
He gave 42 as an answer! Arthur Dent & Ford Prefect referance! Funny Funny.

05-20-2004, 12:39 AM
It's 'cause you guys make me want to say mean things. I don't really like saying mean things.

Ray Jones
05-20-2004, 04:19 AM
42 refers to the time when i failed to get what it means because i've only read tom sawyer and huck finn.
or it could be from the die hard movie. either way, sooo wrong.

hey and synthee gee, not even if your best pal ray asks for it?

05-20-2004, 09:25 PM
42!!! YES! the answer to everything

Zoom Rabbit
05-21-2004, 12:59 AM
For example, 'How many forum members have been illegitimately fathered by Zoom Rabbit?'


:dozey: Well, just ask your mom. I'm sure she'll be honest with you.

05-21-2004, 08:50 PM

Ray Jones
05-25-2004, 06:51 AM

half of 4 5th wont be honest. the rest will pretend they did it with zoom because they dont want to accept the truth that i was looking too stoned and so they decided to take the janitor's assistant instead. maybe was clever enough and pretended to be the assistant to get a hit or two. but noone needs to know. honestly.

Zoom Rabbit
05-25-2004, 05:08 PM
You've been talking to President Bush's daughters again, haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU?!?

Well, they lie. :dozey:

Dr Edison 007
05-25-2004, 05:31 PM

It's 106 if you count Zoom himself, but that's too deep and disgusting of a story to get into, unless you really want me to....