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NiKo
05-19-2004, 11:31 AM
god, she's so perfect.
sure, she's a little older than me, but we can work that out.
but she never notices me. i've had to go to so many chick flicks just to see her. but its all been worth it.

i have to let Jennifer love hewitt know about my undying love for her!


any suggestions?

Sivy
05-19-2004, 12:05 PM
the best way of being noticed is to put partisan cheese down the back of her pants...

well it worked for me anyhow

:D


just go and talk to her, life's too short.

Guybrush122
05-19-2004, 01:34 PM
yeah, man, it's all about the cheese...

Jedi-Monkey
05-19-2004, 02:38 PM
This is tried and tested:
Take a photo of your penis. Post it on a rateme site. Give the girl the link.
NOTE: Does not work if your penis is small or deformed.

NiKo
05-19-2004, 02:55 PM
Originally posted by Jedi-Monkey

NOTE: Does not work if your penis is small or deformed.

is it concidered deformed if it resembles frodo?

Alien426
05-19-2004, 03:28 PM
Ewwww

*shudders* Great, now I'll have to get an ice-cream scoop, scrape out my brain and wash it with bleaching. Chances are this memory remains.





Ewwww

NiKo
05-19-2004, 03:38 PM
*gets naked and chases alien426 around the room*

Ray Jones
05-19-2004, 04:16 PM
did you try this -> :naughty:?

NiKo
05-19-2004, 05:31 PM
offcourse!
what do you take me for?
i know all the tricks.
cucumber tucked in pants, rubbing money all over yourself to have the scent of it, wiggling your eyebrows, giggle sweetly after farting...
and all that

Skinkie
05-19-2004, 10:26 PM
Did you try mooning her?

DrMcCoy
05-20-2004, 03:50 AM
now i'm soo glad that i have a life...

wait...

i don't have one...
i understand you all... and that kind of frightens me...

;)

Joshi
05-20-2004, 05:00 AM
The cheese should work, but make sure it's edam, it just works better. Don't ask how I know that.

NiKo
05-20-2004, 06:40 AM
do you think that perhaps if i'd smell good enough, i'll manage to do it with Jennifer love hewitt AND Jessica alba at the same time?

*droooool*

Sivy
05-20-2004, 06:58 AM
of course smelling good is only half the battle... you have to look good too. go out and get yourself an eye patch. this will give you both something to talk about. she'll ask you why you have it, you could go with funny and say you have a drinking problem and then go to take a drink from your bottle but miss your mouth and hit yourself in the eye-patch, (ha ha yeah) or you could go with a story, like you saved a baby from an alligator... or something. anyway... an eye patch is the way too go, something to talk about and you'll look cool too :thumbsup:

NiKo
05-20-2004, 10:59 AM
i dunno...
i think i'll look pretty dumb if i'm naked and have nothing but an eyepatch on.

Joshi
05-20-2004, 02:29 PM
Yeah, but they're celebrities, they don't know that. My advice is, go for it, alba may be slightly harder to get, but just use some turkey egg in your hair and you'll be set (although make sure love-hewitt's on top, just do it).

SkullHW™
05-20-2004, 02:53 PM
Being a major ass loser like you myself, i have no idea!

Damn the chicks always with the older guys.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE LITTLE MAN???

SamNMax
05-20-2004, 08:02 PM
i've had to go to so many chick flicks just to see her. but its all been worth it.

Why would you pay $8.00+ just to stare at the back of the head of a girl?

NiKo
05-21-2004, 05:19 AM
Originally posted by SamNMax
Why would you pay $8.00+ just to stare at the back of the head of a girl?

back of the head?

dude, i dont know how many Jennifer love hewitt movies you've been at, but usually the camera focuses more on her rack.

Joshi
05-21-2004, 05:02 PM
Originally said by NiKo man
dude, i dont know how many Jennifer love hewitt movies you've been at, but usually the camera focuses more on her rack.

I don't know how many JLH films you've been to, but usually, the camera focuses more on her face and I focus on her rack. Or couldn't you tell the difference?

SamNMax
05-21-2004, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by NiKo
back of the head?

dude, i dont know how many Jennifer love hewitt movies you've been at, but usually the camera focuses more on her rack.

I'm talking about the girl who goes to the chick flicks. You sit behind her, right? It would look a little incriminating for you to look at her when your're sitting in front of her, or in the same row.

NiKo
05-21-2004, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by SamNMax
I'm talking about the girl who goes to the chick flicks. You sit behind her, right? It would look a little incriminating for you to look at her when your're sitting in front of her, or in the same row.

erm....huh? who? wha?

Skinkie
05-21-2004, 10:56 PM
I don't think he ever mentioned any girls going with him...

Joshi
05-22-2004, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by SamNMax
I'm talking about the girl who goes to the chick flicks. You sit behind her, right? It would look a little incriminating for you to look at her when your're sitting in front of her, or in the same row.

I wonder if anyone should tell him NiKo was talking about Jeniffer Love Hewitt, when he said he was in love?

Guybrush122
05-22-2004, 06:06 PM
Originally posted by Joshi
I wonder if anyone should tell him NiKo was talking about Jeniffer Love Hewitt, when he said he was in love?


naaahhh, that'd spoil the fun....

SamNMax
05-22-2004, 07:12 PM
I have sucsesfully embaressed myself.

Joshi
05-23-2004, 10:43 AM
Originally posted by SamNMax
I have sucsesfully embaressed myself.

Yeah, but that's still no excuse for bad spelling.

At least he took it like a man... or maybe like a hyperkinetic rabbity thing (although I'm pretty sure if he took it like one of them, he'd be pulling my head off now).

SamNMax
05-23-2004, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by NiKo
i have to let Jennifer love hewitt know about my undying love for her!

I kind of missed that.

Joshi
05-24-2004, 04:48 PM
Don't worry about it, it could have happened to anyone.


It just happened to happen to you! :D

Skinkie
05-24-2004, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by Joshi
It could have happened to no one, but you.

Fool.


That's more like it.

SamNMax
05-27-2004, 06:44 PM
*Takes it like a hyperkinetic rabbity thing *

Skinkie
05-27-2004, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by SamNMax
*Takes it like a hyperkinetic rabbity thing *

Good man, er , rabbity thing.