Give me your best boastful comments

[The Cheat]

another project for the cheat:mad:

need to come up with some statements that "boast a lot on personal achievements"

we have all heard these kind of people saying, oh i did this and that, now give me your most creative and original boastful statements.

these are to be used in a mock meeting where the people will be planning a graduation party. try to make them sound as full of themselves as possible.(recognition seekers)

i know if there is anybody i can count on to come up with creative boastful comments its the folks at the swamp

[jon_hill987]

I can eat 3 cream crackers without a drink in 1 min 47 sec.

That the sort of thing you are after?

(I actualy broke the world record after seeing it on TV, but my time has since been beaten)

[The Cheat]

thats the idea, just any personal achievements that would get them recognition with the group

[Sabretooth]

I'm fatter than an ice-cream cone:D

[Troopr-Undr-Fir]

I can with-stand the most pug farts...

Seriously though my pug farts too much :mad:

[Tyrion]

I'm so strong, that when I push against the Earth, I propell myself forward!

[--ZeeMan--]

Originally posted by Troopr-Undr-Fir
I can with-stand the most pug farts...

Seriously though my pug farts too much :mad:


*bows down* hand this man a ribbon! ;)

[Elijah]

I would, but i'd sound full of myself.

[The Truthful Liar]

Originally posted by ZDawg
I would, but i'd sound full of myself.

You always are x-P what would the difference be?

Hehe, good to see you...

[Sivy]

i'm great in bed,

satisfaction guaranteed


you can't get more boastful than that :D

[Darth Homer]

I bedded the entire female population of my HS...even the teachers. :p

edit: ok, here's another...

I'm the model for Master Chief in Halo.
:D

[Hermie]

I read so fast that my own books have to drug themselves to keep up with me.


I have beaten KotOR in half an hour :P

[Pie™]

I can make milk come out of my nose :-|

Ok, not really, but it would be cool :p

[Kain]

Originally posted by Siv
i'm great in bed,

satisfaction guaranteed

:wstupid:

[Druid Bremen]

I make rice shoot out from my nose faster than you can say "Eww!"!

[Anthony]

Every time I throw a football at a basketball net, it goes in.

[Darth Homer]

I invented the internet. :D

[-=DarkZero=-]

rofl, It's not really a boast, but it could have been for him.

It's a goodone guys, ok?

Ok, tonight some girl was picking with this 8 year old kid I babysit, and shes like, what, are you going to cry to your mommy? and he looks up at her, all proud like, and says "I won't cry, I'll tell'' :)
I couldn't stop laughing, it was gold...yup>_>

[SeleneRayne]

Originally posted by Darth Homer
I invented the internet. :D


Even better, I invented X-Box :D

[SeleneRayne]

Originally posted by Kain
:wstupid:

:D

[Elijah]

Originally posted by The Truthful Liar
You always are x-P what would the difference be?

Hehe, good to see you...
ok, in that case, Im a hottie and all the chicks love me.:p

lol, long time no see, hows it going?

and whats up with this NRG2.0? thats some leet crap dude!

[ET Warrior]

I was living in my mom's attic, and she was all, hey *insert name* why don't you get a job and move out. And I'm all, WHATEVER mom, I'm 34 and I'm not going to do what you tell me anymore.

Sometimes you gotta lay down the law, ya know?




for the record, this is not the story of my life. I'm only 19