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SetionReturns
06-01-2004, 03:00 PM
...I wanna say I'm sick and ****ing tired of that bitch StonerDave and all his posts about how bad the board is. Get a ****ing life!

That stupid mother's **** really pisses me off. Ban the piece of ******** now!

Ray Jones
06-01-2004, 04:05 PM
:wavey:

SyntheticGerbil
06-01-2004, 04:08 PM
Reply

Zoom Rabbit
06-01-2004, 07:01 PM
I wish I had a fire hose attatched to a pressurized titanium tank full of fifty thousand gallons of gasoline so that I could cart it about the countryside by dirigible and spray fiery death upon the bucolic and unaware farm folk toiling peacefully in their fields below. Ha-ha, nice pitch fork, yes...! Oooh, a shot gun--that one almost reached me. Keep trying!

Stoner Dave and Max offers an antagonistically churlish tone to the board that would otherwise be sorely lacking. I mean, who would hold the target out on the firing range?

Skinkie
06-01-2004, 10:42 PM
Hey Setion, look they made me a mod, aren't you proud?

Ray Jones
06-02-2004, 02:55 AM
so what got you banned..?

sheaday6
06-03-2004, 12:53 AM
Don't worry skinkie, i'm proud of you

Samnmax221
06-04-2004, 03:20 PM
YAY! I hate stoner dave It apears that even Setion and I can agree on something

SetionReturns
06-04-2004, 04:01 PM
C'mon people, keep complaining about StonerDave til the time the 'lil ****er finds this thread.

And I'm proud of you Skinkie, very proud.

toenail1
06-04-2004, 08:35 PM
And I'm proud of you Skinkie, very proud.


*tear* we all are, our little man has finally grown up

JBlink
06-04-2004, 11:17 PM
Are mod powers something that can be stolen easily?

Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2004, 12:22 AM
You've just discovered the secret way into the LFN halls of power. You are dangerous and should be destroyed immediately.

Stoner Dave is a three-dimensional approximation of what Geroge W. Bush would create as a graphics design were he smart enough to do so. Also, he absorbs light in the visible spectrum and radiates back that which is mostly pink.

:max:

Skinkie
06-05-2004, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by JBlink
Are mod powers something that can be stolen easily?

Don't tell the others,... but no, no they are not, and if you try I'll crush you like a bug under the weight of my awesome powers!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I may be a little hooked on the power.

SyntheticGerbil
06-05-2004, 02:14 AM
Skinkie sucks at modding. Power is something to be abused, what the ****, Winston Churchill?

Ray Jones
06-05-2004, 10:21 AM
i guess this is why he is and you not. a mod.

sheaday6
06-05-2004, 02:17 PM
i'm thinking we might need a little eastwood sometime soon

Dr Edison 007
06-05-2004, 04:35 PM
Gerbil was a mod at one point, wasn't he?

Ray Jones
06-05-2004, 05:21 PM
he is the only one i know who was a mod..

Zoom Rabbit
06-05-2004, 08:16 PM
Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey were mods, back in the sixties. Now they're just rich.

sheaday6
06-06-2004, 02:49 PM
http://website.lineone.net/~braithwaitej/mainsite/overview/actors/eastwood.jpg

Dr Edison 007
06-06-2004, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by RayJones
he is the only one i know who was a mod..

From what I heard RoyTordesLegend got him de-modded.

Look at this (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117016).

Oh yeah, if someone could PM me a transcript of "Suicide Bomb" it would be greatly appreciated.

edlib
06-06-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit
Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey were mods, back in the sixties. Now they're just rich.
http://www.jpc.de/jpcimages/big/7438451.jpg

Skinkie
06-07-2004, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by Dr Edison 007
From what I heard RoyTordesLegend got him de-modded.

Look at this (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117016).

Oh yeah, if someone could PM me a transcript of "Suicide Bomb" it would be greatly appreciated.

Careful what history you unearth. Some of it has teeth.

Dr Edison 007
06-07-2004, 03:54 PM
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Ray Jones
06-08-2004, 02:33 AM
there are only three persons knowing. i am one of those and i only say this much: he offered his body.

for correction issues i have to add it was addressed rhett not matt


or am i wrong again??

Zoom Rabbit
06-08-2004, 03:04 AM
Originally posted by Dr Edison 007
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

I believe Skinkie was expressing an understandable fear of moles. Or gophers. :D They're both rather toothsome...

Ray Jones
06-08-2004, 10:24 AM
i tend to think he spoke about the ..

..

TUUMM TUUUMMMMMM TUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

..

..ancient zombie beaver. he once was buried alive by ancient weasel worshipping science spoots.


yap. that's what i believe.

Skinkie
06-09-2004, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by Dr Edison 007
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

It's just meant to be needlessly cryptic. Dig no deeper....

SyntheticGerbil
06-10-2004, 02:18 AM
RayTordes still isn't as cool or as authoritative as he would lead you to think. He just wanted some of the pie.

As for the post, I think I just wrote the word "****" a lot or something of the sort. Can't remember.

Bad Karma doesn't count on the internet right? We're all just fabricated talking icons anyways, correct?

Ray Jones
06-10-2004, 02:32 AM
it's rayjones and roytordes, punk.

Dr Edison 007
06-10-2004, 05:59 AM
Originally posted by SyntheticGerbil
RayTordes still isn't as cool or as authoritative as he would lead you to think. He just wanted some of the pie.

As for the post, I think I just wrote the word "****" a lot or something of the sort. Can't remember.

Bad Karma doesn't count on the internet right? We're all just fabricated talking icons anyways, correct?

No, actually my avatar is my real face.

Ray Jones
06-10-2004, 11:20 AM
mine's expressing pure authoritativitiness.

Dr Edison 007
06-11-2004, 06:50 AM
Those are those beavers that where on Nickelodeon, aren't they.

Zoom Rabbit
06-11-2004, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by SyntheticGerbil
Bad Karma doesn't count on the internet right? We're all just fabricated talking icons anyways, correct?

Absolutely. :max: Concerning karma on the internet, it would be ironically appropriate to quote Aleister Crowley out of context thusly: 'Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.'

I suppose we are fabricated icons, if by that you refer to our avatars. It's been my experience, however, that they don't start talking until you've drunk half a bottle of nyquil and taken LSD...

Ray Jones
06-12-2004, 05:44 PM
doc: yes.. but not in my secondary av.

StonerDaveN'Max
06-13-2004, 10:45 PM
SetionReturns, Thats a lot coming from someone who got banned. Truth be told, I love this board to death, and If you read enough, you would see later on in the months, I started loving how things would always go crazy. Like if you notice, I think one person talked bad about me in return before it went off topic, which was zoom rabbit, but its too damn hard to figure it out. Hell, I know most people dont like zoom rabbit, but I love the little essentric bastard.

And if you look closely, you will see that that you are acting how I once did.

DUN dun DUUUUUUUN! :eek:

Sorry you feel the way you do.

Edit: I just rememberd I got banned too at one point. But mine was for stupidity, whats your excuse?

StonerDaveN'Max
06-14-2004, 10:13 PM
And hey, one last thing here. What gives with the bad attitude? Can't we all get along? I think you should try to reform somebody before you try to discard them.

Would a public apology help, cause ill give you one if it will help

Ray Jones
06-15-2004, 02:24 AM
*jumps in*

whooo this is my chance!!


*ehem*

if you can use the edit thingy once .. why dont you use it twice?

:rolleyes:



:D:D

SetionReturns
06-15-2004, 07:40 AM
Edit: I just rememberd I got banned too at one point. But mine was for stupidity, whats your excuse?

My excuse is that people are *******s, you jackoff.

SetionReturns, Thats a lot coming from someone who got banned. Truth be told, I love this board to death, and If you read enough, you would see later on in the months, I started loving how things would always go crazy. Like if you notice, I think one person talked bad about me in return before it went off topic, which was zoom rabbit, but its too damn hard to figure it out. Hell, I know most people dont like zoom rabbit, but I love the little essentric bastard.

So ****ing what if I got banned? And how the hell do you know most people dislike Zoom? When was the last time your mother ****er ass left this goddamn board? I don't want to keep you any longer because I'm sure you have better things to do (like beating your bishop, spanking your monkey, choking your chicken, plucking your pickle, etc.)

Anyway, Skinkie, Jester, Jake, Mettallus anybody BAN HIM.

Ray Jones
06-15-2004, 10:58 AM
i heard girls like it if guys are asspoles.

StonerDaveN'Max
06-15-2004, 02:39 PM
How about a deep breath man? Maybe you should try calming down before your about to bash someone. I know you and most others are a Veteren on this board, but just because you have more points, or have been on here longer doesnt matter in the long run. Just because someone was cynical before doesnt mean he cant change.

Maybe if you read all of my posts, you would see later on, I wasnt bitchy, I was helpful and accepting. I mean, I dont think ive called you anything bad yet, ive been trying to calm you down and get you to realize im changed from my former self.

StonerDaveN'Max
06-15-2004, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by RayJones
i heard girls like it if guys are asspoles.

I have no idea whan an asspole is, but it sounds scary. Girls are a ever-changing enigma to the basic mans brain, so I wouldnt know i they would like guys that are asspoles anyway.

SetionReturns
06-15-2004, 03:53 PM
You know what Dave, **** you.

You're not funny, you're just an ignorant dumbass.

Ray Jones
06-15-2004, 04:22 PM
yeah. just don't ignore him.

SMNMX
06-16-2004, 12:47 AM
MAN! Lay off Dave! I can sure see why you got yourself banned. This is a public board and you shouldn't go flaming people or cussing your mouth off, OK? Dave did nothing wrong, personally, I agree with him. Apart from zoomrabbit, skinkie, and a few others (sorry, guys, I can't be bothered to list all yall, just don't flame me, I haven't been around too long, even when I add time spent lurking), this board is filled with pottymouths and ner-do-wells!

Setion, you shoudn't swear like that! Seriously, he's got a right to voice his opinion about somehing that has no feelings. However, flaming a person to this extent is seriously f****ed up! Just tell him you don't like his attitude to his face! You are being an ignorant jerkoff. I shall now quote you:

"Your not funny, your just an ignorant dumbass."

On a different note, Gerbil, I still say you swear too much, but I'm starting to warm up to your sense of crazy humor.


Guys, ban me if you want, it doesn't matter the world to me. This is just a board, nothing to be upset about. Two words: common sense.

Ray Jones
06-16-2004, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by SMNMX
However, flaming a person to this extent is seriously f****ed up!

that's 1 * too much, stupido..


..

..
..





;)


..

no seriously..

what is it exactly that got you banned setion? a lack of electrons?



:xp:




and now kiddies.. i think it's time for a little history lesson (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=114852&perpage=40&pagenumber=1). read it all and behold the coming of a suicide bomb. there is also much wisdom in it.
thnx 2 534|\| teh L337 m@5t@ for support, also much love goes to roy, zoom and all the other that were participating. thank you.


..


btw sean .. .. i am NOW 27.

Dr Edison 007
06-16-2004, 07:29 AM
God, I love that thread (I read when it was first out).

Sean just keeps going mercilessly on everybody, it's one of the funniest things I have ever read (well it's not as good as the one addressed to Gunner).

BTW, Incest/Rape Support is now open on those teen boards (I'm looking in your direction, Ray.)

Ray Jones
06-16-2004, 08:38 AM
you mean i've been innocently raped by zoom's sister and her girlfriends playing virgins by leaving her pantees on and that explains everythong? well.. a secret i am never going to share.

and err.. that one (http://lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109638)?

Dr Edison 007
06-16-2004, 11:45 AM
Yeah, that one.

I wish Sean was that sadistic now....(hint, hint).

And those teen boards are just ****ed up, they sicken the hell outta me.

SyntheticGerbil
06-16-2004, 04:11 PM
Can't, I think internet karma counts too.

Besides, the apathy meter has been at sky high these days.

Dr Edison 007
06-16-2004, 04:25 PM
Oy Sean, did you convert to Hinduism?

Ray Jones
06-16-2004, 05:31 PM
not directly but he developed sympathy for me.

edlib
06-16-2004, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by SyntheticGerbil
Besides, the apathy meter has been at sky high these days.
Is it?

I really can't be bothered to check it.

SMNMX
06-16-2004, 08:09 PM
Seriously, it is, and this thread (at least the start) proves it.

Zoom Rabbit
06-17-2004, 02:54 AM
Oh god this thread is entertaining... :dozey: Thanks, guys. Blown cool on an internet bulletin board is always amusing to behold. I mean, what are you guys gonna do--beat each other up?

StonerDave: An asspole is a small device installed on the seats of supersonic jet fighters that helps secure the pilot in place by rectal point positioning. It isn't scary at all with a little vaseline.

Ray: Setion has electrons; they're just out of phase. :max:

Edlib: I was going to read your post a second time in order to get it, but I figured that was just a trap.

...

Are my posts understandable? Jeez, I hope not. You kids would be dangerous with that kind of knowledge... ;)

Dr Edison 007
06-17-2004, 06:58 AM
I understand MOST of your posts, but some I just don't care to read.

SyntheticGerbil
06-17-2004, 03:04 PM
GIGGLE!

Zoom Rabbit
06-17-2004, 10:19 PM
*Fart!*

StonerDaveN'Max
06-19-2004, 08:44 PM
For anyone who hates on this board, I have one thing to say.

Cant we all just be like Howard Stern? I mean, think about it, the king of all media is more than offensive, but almost never mean. If only we could be more like him, this world would be a more tolerable place:). Whats my point here, well if you look close enough, its that Neither you, nor me understand, so dont try.

...What was the topic again?

StonerDaveN'Max
06-19-2004, 08:46 PM
Thank you SMNMX for sticking up for me, but its best to stay out of it. You dont need any abuse coming to you mate, so just steer clear for calmer seas.

SMNMX
06-20-2004, 01:50 AM
How ironic, I was just watching Howard Stern on da tellyset (go Celebrity Deathmatch!).

Dr Edison 007
06-27-2004, 10:52 AM
I was talking to Setion on AOL instant messenger the other day and I found out something quite interesting.

This guy isn't the real Setion.

EveryNewDay
06-27-2004, 03:15 PM
Do you have any proof/evidence?

Jester
06-27-2004, 04:05 PM
For having made a dramatic exit, you sure stick around.

Dr Edison 007
06-27-2004, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by EveryNewDay
Do you have any proof/evidence?

Well, I could see the difference between the real Setion and some guy who says **** alot and when I brought up that there is a guy claiming to be Setion, Sam said it wasn't him.

He's Samjyn on AIM if you want to ask.

Zoom Rabbit
06-28-2004, 06:25 AM
Trying to understand this thread is like trying to make sense out of Dune when you can't remember the characters' names...

Ray Jones
06-28-2004, 03:50 PM
sean says **** a lot..

Dr Edison 007
06-28-2004, 03:59 PM
Sean also has a certain level of wit.

Also, Sean doesn't take everything out on one person, he attacks everybody.

Ray Jones
06-28-2004, 04:43 PM
that again would be a point.

Samnmax221
06-29-2004, 01:17 PM
but who would pretend to be setion?

The only reason I thought it was real was because he was as vulgar as the oringinal.

SyntheticGerbil
06-30-2004, 02:18 AM
Hey you guys want to kiss my sister?

Dr Edison 007
06-30-2004, 07:08 AM
She doesn't have any sort of disease does she?

edlib
06-30-2004, 08:02 AM
Of course she does (why else would he offer?)... but I don't think I'd let that stop me.

At least it never has in the past. (Great stuff, those antibiotics...)

Ray Jones
06-30-2004, 03:54 PM
what kind of kiss?

Dr Edison 007
07-01-2004, 10:00 AM
Originally posted by Samnmax221
but who would pretend to be setion?

To pretend to be Setion you'd have to be one sick son of a bitch, I think it was Dave trying to get attention.

what kind of kiss?

I could tell you but it'd take away the innocence of this whole board.

Skinkie
07-01-2004, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Dr Edison 007
I could tell you but it'd take away the innocence of this whole board.

I think that ship has sailed.

SyntheticGerbil
07-01-2004, 12:29 PM
Innocence my ****.

Dr Edison 007
07-01-2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by SyntheticGerbil
Innocence my ****.

Keep up the good work, Sean. People don't say the "C-word" enough, it's all "F-word" this, "F-word" that. People always seem to ignore the "C-word."

Ray Jones
07-02-2004, 05:00 AM
"ford" and "crowd" you dyslexic spoothead.

edlib
07-02-2004, 08:03 AM
I always assumed Gerbil was male... but now I'm totally confused about the genitallia situation here...

Could it be that Sean is really a hermaphrodite? Or a woman?..

Could it be actress Sean Young? I really loved your work in Blade Runner Ms. Young!

Dr Edison 007
07-02-2004, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by edlib
I always assumed Gerbil was male... but now I'm totally confused about the genitallia situation here...

Could it be that Sean is really a hermaphrodite? Or a woman?..

Could it be actress Sean Young? I really loved your work in Blade Runner Ms. Young!

Don't bother. I always assumed Sean was American, but on some occasions I was lead to think he was Canadian.

Ray Jones
07-02-2004, 02:08 PM
i once thought he does not like me.

Samnmax221
07-02-2004, 03:54 PM
Yes Dave trying to get attention would make sense even though setion was banned before dave even showed up he might of done some digging!

SyntheticGerbil
07-03-2004, 01:13 PM
How the hell are we supposed to carry on the conversation from this?

Dr Edison 007
07-03-2004, 02:07 PM
I dunno.

Ray Jones
07-06-2004, 10:48 AM
what should that be helpful for, except for me to have another reason to post?

SMNMX
07-06-2004, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by Dr Edison 007
To pretend to be Setion you'd have to be one sick son of a bitch, I think it was Dave trying to get attention.

GOD! Just leave Dave alone, okay!

Dr Edison 007
07-06-2004, 07:49 PM
To start, thank you for giving us something to post about, but allow me to get onto the point.

Young SMNMX you obviously have not developed a good sense of humour or you would of understood that that was a joke. The same thing happened to Will on the fangame thread when I told him that he should be ashamed of himself for not knowing who Mack Salmon was.

If you just took everything as a joke the world would be a better place!!!

SMNMX
07-06-2004, 11:13 PM
Mucho apologies, Mr. Edison... I'm just really angry about all the cussing and flaming on this board that sometimes I post before I think and don't realize a joke...

I know it's not everyone's fault, and I know that a lot is joking, but I still get kinda grouchy about it...

Skinkie
07-07-2004, 01:32 AM
Hey, cussing and flaming is what this board was built on. It's like the foundation to a humungous tower.

Dr Edison 007
07-07-2004, 07:15 AM
It's not that humongous of a tower. I'd say MI discussion is a lot bigger right now then S&M is, that's why I started posting there.

Ray Jones
07-07-2004, 03:56 PM
size does not matter.

EveryNewDay
07-07-2004, 08:20 PM
SMNMX, heres a little word to the wise. You cant please everyone, and those who aren't full will be restless. In lamen terms, yes, people will hate me, yes, people will curse my name, and yes, people wont give my words a second thought before doing all of what was just mentioned. Theres nothing I can do.

For everyone whos been complaining about me posting here, I have left the board, I pop up every now and then, when I feel its pretty nessasary. The only way I would post on a normal basis is if my old account is magically re-instated, but thats so far, so bad. Until that day, feel lucky if I talk directly to you on this board.

Before I crawl back into the brimey depths, I have become suspicious that the one kid who said I was SetionReturns, Is in fact the on pretending. It seems like he was estatic over the two having the same haterid for me, and quick to accuse me. Its probably just me being crazy though.

~Godspeed everyone, Godspeed

SyntheticGerbil
07-11-2004, 08:50 AM
Har, har, I rather enjoyed Ray... today.... HOORAY!

touch me with vice grips and bring on the SPAY!

That's right if you don't spay your cat, you get leaky discharges all over you gucci furniture.

Dr Edison 007
07-11-2004, 11:11 AM
Yeah, but those discharges taste pretty good on Jewish rye with Canadian bacon, do they not?

StonerDaveN'Max
07-12-2004, 01:30 AM
You forgot hot sauce, it gets rid of that putrid 21 year old junior mint/mold taste if you add the right amount
[God its nice to be back]

Setion
07-15-2004, 09:15 PM
I hate unfunny dopplegangers, but I hate everyone so much more for mistaking me for my unfunny doppleganger.

Yes, I hate all of you, especially jester for thinking the funniest thing he ever did was ban me. HAHAHAHAHA *******, who's laughing now?

No one who reads this forum, that's who.











P.S. Yar?

Jester
07-15-2004, 09:49 PM
Say yar again, mother****er, I dare you.

Skinkie
07-16-2004, 12:34 AM
Uh, welcome back.

Ray Jones
07-16-2004, 02:59 AM
i didnt believe this creep, honestly. .. err just for the record..

does that change anything?

Dr Edison 007
07-16-2004, 07:55 AM
Yes, because if I can change, and you can change, then surely we can all change!!!

SyntheticGerbil
07-17-2004, 06:47 AM
Like if you need to hold the condom on tight because your penis is on the small side, be sure to double band it with any warehouse variety rubber band. It makes the dick veins bulge up enough to dryly rub against the right spot inside of her.

Try it! Get your little brother in on it too!

Dr Edison 007
07-17-2004, 10:04 AM
You're a real sexpert, Sean.

Ray Jones
07-17-2004, 10:33 AM
sexpert, hehehe.