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RpTheHotrod
07-03-2004, 04:41 AM
TEENAGERS LETTER TO A MOTHER

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst of a mothers premonitions, she takes the letter down and
reads it with trembling hands:
Dear Mom....
It is with great joy mixed with some sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped
with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, even with all his
piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that, Mom, I just
found out that I'm pregnant and Achmed said that we will be very happy living
up in his old trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with
me and that's always been one of my dreams. We're just hoping Medical will
pick up the tab because Achmed has had trouble getting a job because of his
two felony convictions.
I've also learned that marihuana doesn't hurt anyone and so we'll be growing
it for us and all his neat motorcycle gang friends, who are providing us with all
the cocaine and Ecstasy we may want. ...In the meantime, please be praying
for science to find the AIDS cure and for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry, Mom, I'm 15 years old now, and I know how to take care of
myself. Some day I'll come and visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,
Judith
PS: Hey, don't get all excited, Mom, it's really not true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house ....but I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the
High School's Report Card that's in my desk's drawer...I love you!

Sivy
07-03-2004, 04:53 AM
lol, that’s funny :D
although i don't imagine the mother found it amusing.

damn kids!

CapNColostomy
07-03-2004, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by Siv
lol, that’s funny :D

No, really it's not funny. Not at all. And I tried dammit. I tried so hard to laugh.

Jedi_Vogel
07-03-2004, 05:27 AM
Originally posted by RpTheHotrod
I just wanted to show you that there are worst things in life than the High School's Report Card that's in my desk's drawer...

This was the funniest bit...I am almost in shock at the preceding parts :p

Pie™
07-03-2004, 06:01 AM
Would have been funnier if our teacher hadn't told us it on our last day :p

Ragnos
07-03-2004, 06:43 AM
Originally posted by Pie™
Would have been funnier if our teacher hadn't told us it on our last day :p

I Agree!
But I think its still funny :D

Sabretooth
07-03-2004, 06:43 AM
If the lower part had been cut out, it would have been lolz! :lol:

Astrotoy7
07-03-2004, 10:45 AM
he he he. I found it funny because I have a cousin called ahmed...

:p

mtfbwya

The Seeker
07-03-2004, 11:17 AM
Heh, that was great.

Joetheeskimo
07-03-2004, 02:03 PM
:rofl: I should try that with my report card!

MennoniteHobbit
07-03-2004, 03:26 PM
It was somewhat funny, not as hilarious as the l337 LotR thread though!

Guardian Omega
07-03-2004, 03:28 PM
Funny and possibly efficient!:D