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Guardian Omega
07-03-2004, 05:40 PM
http://server3.cof.smhost.net/v18/

Tip: Don't say Praise Allah!

Or worship the soda machine.:D

Pie™
07-03-2004, 05:48 PM
:lol:
I told them to worship the happy-monkey-man, and then to do the macarena :p

Lightsaberboy
07-03-2004, 08:28 PM
wtf, i got smited cause i said 'I LOVE THE LORD." What gives?? :mad:

PR-0927
07-03-2004, 08:48 PM
LOL!! I said, "I'm Hindu."

Then I said,"Worship Shiva, Brahma, and Vishnu all the time!!"

And, yes, I am Hindu.

:fett:

Anthony
07-03-2004, 09:18 PM
I got smote for standing there.

Lightsaberboy
07-03-2004, 09:35 PM
i wonder if the wardens of this virtual church are the same people who run jk2/ja servers with the JA mod? lol
i tried to enter as threeheadedmonkey, but that name wasnt permitted=/

oh how do you worship stuff? i saw people kneel and i dont know how. lol

Rad Blackrose
07-03-2004, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by Guardian Omega
http://server3.cof.smhost.net/v18/

Tip: Don't say Praise Allah!

Or worship the soda machine.:D

We shall always worship the cube!

El Sitherino
07-03-2004, 11:07 PM
odd, I kept calling people porn monkeys. And shouting for all to worship booze and porn.... *shrugs*

Anthony
07-03-2004, 11:10 PM
Some person was on as hitler, I was like

"I PWN HITLER, HITLER, YOU SUCK" and then started making fun of him and told him to go buy some monkey balls.

Writer
07-03-2004, 11:14 PM
Strange place we've got there... I tried to log in as TheKid... it wouldn't take it. So then I tried, kid and it wouldn't take that either. ended up getting on with gus.... what rules do they have on names???

Lightsaberboy
07-03-2004, 11:16 PM
they wouldnt let me be threeheadedmonkey. beats me =/

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/Lightsaberboy-worshipsoda.JPG
that's me worshipping on the left

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/Lightsaberboy-smited.JPG

and this is what happened after. -_-

El Sitherino
07-03-2004, 11:21 PM
rofl, I was talking to some dude outloud about oral sex. and the warden came up and started talking also, my name was Harry Ass.

Anthony
07-04-2004, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by wildjedi
Strange place we've got there... I tried to log in as TheKid... it wouldn't take it. So then I tried, kid and it wouldn't take that either. ended up getting on with gus.... what rules do they have on names???


Ahaha, I saw you there.

And if one of you saw a ned flanders, it was my friend. : P

Guardian Omega
07-04-2004, 01:37 AM
Apparently someone found a way to evade the BAN.

find smto.txt, delete whatever's inside it, make it read only.

I'll try this after I finish the damn camping tree in SWG.

EDIT: Oh yeah, the devil(s) invaded.
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/05/19/uk.online.church/index.html

DOUBLE EDIT: They fixed I think. However, get a proxy from here.
http://www.stayinvisible.com/index.pl/proxylist

Pie™
07-04-2004, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Anthony
Ahaha, I saw you there.

And if one of you saw a ned flanders, it was my friend. : P I was logged on as ned flanders :o

El Sitherino
07-04-2004, 02:51 AM
Originally posted by Pie™
I was logged on as ned flanders :o ... so you're the one that I was.... nvm...

Astrotoy7
07-04-2004, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by Guardian Omega
......Tip: Don't say Praise Allah!
...

that rules me and malcolm x out......


mtfbwya

Kain
07-04-2004, 03:07 AM
I've been smitten. It took em 5 minutes to do it though. THAT WAS FUN!! LETS DO THAT AGAIN!!

El Sitherino
07-04-2004, 03:17 AM
odd. Once I entered again, I was smitten.

Lightsaberboy
07-04-2004, 03:25 AM
i went in as ILikeBois, and i sat next to a guy and said "What's your name boy." and got smote, in just a minute of loggin on too!.

El Sitherino
07-04-2004, 03:29 AM
Originally posted by Lightsaberboy
i went in as ILikeBois, and i sat next to a guy and said "What's your name boy." and got smote, in just a minute of loggin on too!. :eek: MAKE THEM DEAD DADDY!

Sabretooth
07-04-2004, 06:48 AM
Originally posted by Majin Revan
LOL!! I said, "I'm Hindu."

Then I said,"Worship Shiva, Brahma, and Vishnu all the time!!"

And, yes, I am Hindu.

:fett:

All right! Two Hindus in one forum!

Hey, cool!

PR-0927
07-04-2004, 10:43 AM
Dude, you're Hindu? Sweet. Do you live in India, or in another country? I live in America (psst...location...psst). Or, are you like that one Beatles dude that wasn't even Indian, but was Hindu?

It wouldn't let me go in as Majin Revan (majin means evil), so I went in as "dummy." I kept whispering and yelling,"This is gay!!"

Then some dude told me that I was too, then I told him not really, that I was a bit biased against homosexual people, and then he shut up after saying,"Oh..."

LOL!! It was funny!!

:fett:

Sabretooth
07-04-2004, 11:13 AM
Pure Indian Hindu, man! (I hate the Beatles)

You from India?

Anthony
07-04-2004, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Pie™
I was logged on as ned flanders :o

So, there was more than 1 ned flanders. Hah.

BongoBob
07-04-2004, 01:01 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I went on and said I was the god of twinkies.
I just kept saying worship me! THE TWINKIE LORD! TWINKIES! TWINKIES! TWINKIES! TWINKIES! TWINKIES!

Finally IG-64 came over and worshipped me. I was like FINALLY! SOME FREAKIN RESPECT! Here's your twinkie young one. Now go spread the word.

All the while one guy was like "lol, I've never seen anyone act like that here." Another just put :(

I was then smote, and so was IG.

This is as fun as freaking with people in the mall.

:D

guest
07-04-2004, 01:13 PM
hey when i've returned from being smited because i said praise the lord, try to find me. I'm gonna be Palmike

Yes, this is pal but i just can't be assed to log in lately. lol

IG-64
07-04-2004, 02:06 PM
Those people are weird

"Come, IG, I may be able to help you"
me: "i'm christian"
"yes, its hard to be christian in these days"
me: "no, i'm fine, actually"
"oh"

:indif:

guest
07-04-2004, 02:52 PM
access denied.. wtf does that mean

PR-0927
07-04-2004, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by sabretooth
Pure Indian Hindu, man! (I hate the Beatles)

You from India?


I hate the Beatles too, LOL!!

I'm not really from India, my parents were born there. They got married, came here, and had three children. I'm the oldest of the children.

What state do you live in? I'm just curious, not stalking, LOL!! Plus, I don't see a lot of 14-year-olds stalk random people from across the internet.

:fett:

Guardian Omega
07-04-2004, 04:57 PM
Access Denied means you're IP banned. That means, go find a proxy.

Rad Blackrose
07-04-2004, 05:15 PM
I dare someone to assemble a bunch of people and go in as Star Wars characters praising George Lucas as God.

Just for the hell of it.

Sabretooth
07-05-2004, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by Majin Revan
I hate the Beatles too, LOL!!

I'm not really from India, my parents were born there. They got married, came here, and had three children. I'm the oldest of the children.

What state do you live in? I'm just curious, not stalking, LOL!! Plus, I don't see a lot of 14-year-olds stalk random people from across the internet.

:fett:

Check your PM Box

Icemaniax
07-05-2004, 09:16 AM
I'm doing everything I can to get smited. but I can't. Mr. X the warden just called me an imature kindergarter, and yes he spelled it like that.

I asked If I could say "Ass" he came back and said i could. then walked away. I give up.

Astrotoy7
07-05-2004, 10:20 AM
Originally posted by Rad Blackrose
I dare someone to assemble a bunch of people and go in as Star Wars characters praising George Lucas as God.

Just for the hell of it.

*open communication*

been done. twas called "Battle at EVulas"...... all soldiers were ordered to retreat by an inexperienced general with no combat experience ! :p

*communication out*

mtfbwya

Sabretooth
07-05-2004, 10:53 AM
Private Astro! Get back to your post!

Yes! The Evula War, a true hero I am! It was stopped when a certain politician negotiated ceasefire. He doesn't wish to be named, or I will lose my post in the military

Squee-sithguy
07-05-2004, 11:36 AM
*gasp* How can you hate the Beatles? They're the best band to ever live on this earth...:\ o well i guess thats your opnion..

Anyway back on topic..These virtual church people are dumb...I dont feel like wasteing thier time, although it would be fun to talk in 1337 the whole time there! LoL!

Mex
07-05-2004, 11:53 AM
Man the wardens are a bit power hungry, it seems worse than JA. You step in front of one Smited! You walk up to the alter Smited!