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RpTheHotrod
07-06-2004, 05:48 AM
Lol...after making that post about my past...I decide, hey! Why not a lil fun with a tarot reading online




Love: Temperance
Touchstone: Death
Career: The Pope

The emotional climate today is anything but cheerful, Jared... The cards of Death and Temperance indicate a rupture or a loss that will cause you great pain. However, before you start trying to cling to someone who is wanting to get away, think carefully what you really want. The most likely outcome is that you will decide on a period of separation. In the professional context, you might undergo a big transformation or opt for a radical change in your work routine. Under the influence of the card of Death, today is a day of change and mutation, whether you want it or not. The day might bring a breakup with a business partner or the need to abandon a project that is no longer feasible. All this is probably not going to be that easy. It will require flexibility, but you know very well that you need to finish a chapter before you can start on a new one.



Oh for crying out loud, leave me alone, life! :p
Just what I needed to hear, lol.

Jed
07-06-2004, 06:57 AM
I could use one of them readings. I'm worn out and kind of bored.

RpTheHotrod
07-06-2004, 07:02 AM
http://astrocenter.astrology.msn.com/msn/DeptTarot.aspx

Tyrion
07-06-2004, 07:12 AM
Love: The Empress
Touchstone: The Emperor
Career: Temperance

It's all sweetness and light in your love life today, [Censored]! The royal duo of Emperor and Empress are protecting you and giving you a reassuring and stabilizing aura, which is very attractive. If you have a partner, you'll certainly experience some wonderful moments with your loved one. If you're single, you have all the charm you need to get close to someone you may have had your eye on! Good luck and have a nice day! In your professional environment, you are the embodiment of tranquility and calm. Your sway over the people that work with you - symbolized by the Emperor - is expressed through the intelligence and sweetness conferred upon you by Temperance. You don't need to use your authority in order for people to respect you as a leader and adopt your ideas. You have such a wonderful way of explaining and presenting your way of looking at things that your colleagues and your partners are quickly convinced. Quite clearly, therefore, you have a day in front of you that is going to be very constructive.

Uh...gee...that's um odd. You got something horrible, I got something great.

(Na-nah-nah-nah, you can't hate me today. The Tarot cards say so! :p)

El Sitherino
07-06-2004, 07:31 AM
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Love: The Wheel of Fortune
Touchstone: The Emperor
Career: The Pope



You'll stun everyone with your dynamism today, dear John. You're alert and energetic thanks to the Wheel of Fortune's influence, but those around you are more set in their ways and your spontaneity could take them by surprise. Under the influence of the Emperor, your loved ones aren't feeling so fired up, but they'll probably go along with your ideas quite happily, as long as you don't shake up their routine too much! In your professional life, you stand above the day's events, not just because of your authority but also because of your sympathetic approach and your diplomatic skills. Through his wisdom, the Pope reins in the fiery energies of the Emperor, providing you with great spiritual strength. You're making things move along without causing collisions, and if people do raise objections you handle those with calm and generosity. Congratulations!


I can only assume the wheel of fortune means Mountain Dew and coffee. And I do have diplomatic skills don't I? :p

Sivy
07-06-2004, 07:43 AM
Love: The Emperor
Touchstone: Judgement
Career: The Moon

Today, be ready to listen to someone who opens their heart to you, Stephen! Judgment, together with the Emperor, promises a few surprises as far as love is concerned. Sleeping Beauty suddenly wakes from her slumber and her eyes light on you. Your daily routine is set to be stirred up by unexpected events - don't close the door on them! Your career holds a pleasant surprise in store. An unexpected event will upset the status quo, but in the right direction. Anything that happens as a result will have a positive effect on your affairs and on the progress of your career. The association of the Moon and Judgement favors creativity and new ideas. Allow yourself to be guided by your intuition.

Astrotoy7
07-06-2004, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by RpTheHotrod

Love: Temperance
Touchstone: Death
Career: The Pope

Oh for crying out loud, leave me alone, life! :p
Just what I needed to hear, lol.

:violin:

firstly, tarot is a load of shyte

secondly, stop carryin on, you're more melodramatic than my dear old gran's Barbara Cartland novels

and, btw I know the truth about your little stunt. I think its exploitative, and sad....

get help

mtfbwya

PS - Jed I think you've got the wrong idea boss, when a man is worn out and bored, he needs a woman, not a freakin card reading :p

RoxStar
07-06-2004, 10:22 AM
yay

Today, you'll be expressing your love with the help from the card of Strength and the Sun, dear RoxStar! Your special relationship will gain intensity and passion, regardless of whether you've been together for a long time or not. And yet, such intensity always carries an element of risk. Maybe you're asking too much - by wanting to have constant reassurance? Try to be less demanding. That way you'll avoid one potential source of conflict. Professionally speaking, rely on your experience and react constructively when faced with an unexpected event that might involve a structural change in relation to your job. While the combination Death/Strength indicates an abrupt change, it also reassures you that you are perfectly able to handle this change, and in making the necessary adaptations.

obi
07-06-2004, 10:46 AM
I don't approve of Tarot and I think that it along with horoscopes is a load of junk, unless there is truth in it (which is rare). Then it is either the work of the devil or coincidence.

*reminds everyone of Miss Cleo*

I did it for laughs, but I made sure that's all it is, because people can get sucked into this lifestyle. That is where Satan comes in.


Everyone adores and loves you today, obi. The Pope and Temperance add charisma to your personality so that people are naturally drawn to you. There is a feeling of belonging and of affection that is totally reciprocal. You are willing to give without worrying about whether you're going to receive anything in return, so your love is truly disinterested. And the result: you'll be rewarded generously in the end. In your work life, austerity and wisdom reign supreme. With the Pope in association with the High Priestess, it's not going to be a day full of sweetness and light! Their influence is more reassuring than energizing, and you'd be wise to look for satisfaction in a routine job well done. In your current state of mind, this could either make you feel good, though on the other hand it could just leave you feeling bushed by the end of the day.

I say about 56% accurate. Other than that, it's crap. ;)

Astrotoy7
07-06-2004, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
That is where Satan comes in.



preaching in a what was intended as one of those fun/ frivolous threads.... cant help yourself can you ...... :rolleyes:

you're joking right, obi....tarot has *naught and zero* to do with satan. If people are weak willed enough to believe they have absolutely no control over their experiences in life, it is their failing. They should seek help with a counsellor, and then watch Rocky 2, that helps me get fired up :p Yo Adrian !!!!!!!!! :p

anyways, AFAIC Satan doesnt exist, unless Satan is defined as "peoples' stupidity", then, well thats all over the place init !

mtfbwya

Topsshot
07-06-2004, 12:04 PM
Love: The Emperor
Touchstone: The Devil
Career: The Tower

You've no time for subtlety in your love life today, dear Benjamin! With the Devil and the Emperor watching over you, you're guided above all by passion and by the power to dominate those around you. Your sex drive's cranked up several notches and in your current possessive, jealous frame of mind, no one is safe! Watch out, because this impulsive and impatient behavior could result in a quarrel with your partner or a misunderstanding with others close to you. At work, the alliance of the Tower and the Devil suggests that you're biting the carpet in frustration and consumed by a burning thirst for power. You want to tear down the existing structures and start again with a team that really "wants" success. And yet, these cards are advising you not to be too radical - you know the story of the biter bit?

Well, part of that's somewhat true. I mean, I am biting the carpet in frustration right now, but the "thirst for power" bit isn't really my thing. 2nd of all, I don't really "want" success. I just want to have fun with my life and what I want to do.

RpTheHotrod
07-06-2004, 12:48 PM
Well, of coarse it's all pointless and all. No way on earth do I believe cards can tell your future :p

Just all in good fun


and astro.....get a life, will ya? You are trying to turn this into a conspiracy x-files episode. That's something I've had inside for my whole life and not once have I ever spoken about it, until now...which I think it's time people know. How is that a conspiracy to take over the world :p

obi
07-06-2004, 12:55 PM
Astro-

True Tarot has a lot to do with Satan. I'd quote scripture, but that would put everyone in a tizzy. You may not be a Christian, but there is a Satan in the Islamic religion as well.


And who was preaching? It's no different than me saying "Catching crooks is the job of the Cops" or "Urinating on a public building is the work of idiots."

And yes, "People's Stupidity" in a sense, can be defined as "satan" in many areas. It's stupid to kill unborn babies, it's stupid to rob a bank, it's stupid to lie.

Darnit, Now I'm in a preaching mood, and it's your fault :p

Topsshot
07-06-2004, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by RpTheHotrod
Well, of coarse it's all pointless and all. No way on earth do I believe cards can tell your future :p

Just all in good fun

And that's where my Bicycle deck philosophy comes in. I do believe a person can get lucky, but I don't believe that a person, or a card for that matter, can tell the future. My philosophy is all about luck. :cool:

Anthony
07-06-2004, 01:12 PM
Love: Justice
Touchstone: The Star
Career: The High Priestess



The Star provides you with the optimism that makes you feel on top of things in your emotional life today. Combined with Justice, who symbolizes your frame of mind, the Star makes you see everything through pink glasses today, so that you feel in total harmony with yourself. Open your eyes wide and keep them open all day, as you might well encounter love with a capital "L," especially if you're single. If you're in a couple, this influence will mean great passion or possibly some grand project. In your professional life, there are no stresses or complications indicated. The influence of the Star and the High Priestess is showing you how to approach your daily tasks in as relaxed a way as possible. You are calmly and logically moving towards the goals you've set yourself. Your lucky star is improving your self-awareness and allowing you to progress - so everything's cool!


Eh, whatever.

Tyrion
07-06-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
Astro-

True Tarot has a lot to do with Satan. I'd quote scripture, but that would put everyone in a tizzy. You may not be a Christian, but there is a Satan in the Islamic religion as well.


And who was preaching? It's no different than me saying "Catching crooks is the job of the Cops" or "Urinating on a public building is the work of idiots."

And yes, "People's Stupidity" in a sense, can be defined as "satan" in many areas. It's stupid to kill unborn babies, it's stupid to rob a bank, it's stupid to lie.

Darnit, Now I'm in a preaching mood, and it's your fault :p

Oh comon, Christianity and Tarot cards both share an essential property: both rely heavily on ink written on paper. :D

(Low Jab! Hit! You are teh loseh!)

*reminds everyone of Miss Cleo*

*Reminds everybody of the 50-100 or so Priests doing thier "job" to certain young worshipers*

Don't call one religion black when your's is a very dark shade of onyx...:p

KBell
07-06-2004, 02:02 PM
Life only beats you down if you let it.

Astrotoy7
07-06-2004, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
Astro-
..... You may not be a Christian, but there is a Satan in the Islamic religion as well.


c'mon obi, no need to patronise now... of course Satan, or sheytan as he called in arabic, is in the Kuran. The Kuran is 70% the Old Testament, but you probably knew that already....

That be said though, whether it is in the western or eastern religions, the idea of an evil entity that corrupts man is thematically prevalent in theology. I merely think that this evil entity is man himself, not some guy in a red jumpsuit with a pitchfork....and anyone who entrusts their life decisions to tarot cards isnt dabbling with satan, theyre just stupid....

but enough 'etude religeuse' for today.....

*goes amd watches Rocky 2....Yo Adrian !!!!*

mtfbwya

RpTheHotrod
07-06-2004, 03:02 PM
Take it to PMs, guys :p

obi
07-06-2004, 04:44 PM
Take it to p.m.s. , huh?





:D


Yea, it wasn't my intention to start religious discussion in this thread, I was just giving my opinion on "tarot" and I even said it was "just for laughs." And yea Astro, I know about the Quran and whatnot. I did my homework before I opened my mouth :p

Jed
07-06-2004, 07:43 PM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7

PS - Jed I think you've got the wrong idea boss, when a man is worn out and bored, he needs a woman, not a freakin card reading :p

I'm aware of that, sir, it's just....oh, long situation that you probably don't want to hear :p

Thanks for the advice though :D

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-06-2004, 08:41 PM
Then it is either the work of the devil or coincidence.

Woah, Bobby Bushay flash backs :eek:

sorry just reminded me of that.

Love: The Devil
Touchstone: Temperance
Career: Judgement

There's a caring feeling to your relationships today, dear Ryan. You're acting less impulsively, and looking for sincerity and warmth from those around you. Temperance is calming the Devil's fire, which will allow you to make up with someone close to you, assist a friend who's unhappy, and keep the peace at home. You're all sweetness and light! At work, the perfect equilibrium generated by Judgment and Temperance guarantees that your energies will be profitably divided among the many different projects you're engaged in. It's a favorable time for a coming together and you impress your ideas on others tactfully but effectively. You and your colleagues are in tune and you generate a gentle strength that helps you to achieve your goals.

Hmmm, might have to look into this this summer so I can have a topic for my philosphy class

thanks for the linkage RP ;)

Darth Groovy
07-06-2004, 09:07 PM
I don't believe in Tarot cards, or ouija boards, for reasons both religious and personal. Sowwie.

Mike Windu
07-06-2004, 11:31 PM
I really don't like ouiji boards.... they just creep me out.


I can't get the tarot thing to work either, but that's probably a good thing.

Kain
07-06-2004, 11:54 PM
My Real Name:
Love: Temperance
Touchstone: The Emperor
Career: The Tower

The fact that you are willing to listen to what others have to say makes this an agreeable day for everyone you come into contact with, ***. You are the friend to whom others turn with their problems and their confidences, you are the parent who comforts the children, and the lover that is also the closest of friends - such is the degree of intimacy. The alliance between the Emperor and Temperance promises an emotional balance that is not marred by any false notes. Your attitude at work seems to be lacking in flexibility. And the Tower and the Emperor aren't assisting in the spirit of cooperation either. You are so convinced you're right that you're acting like a bulldozer, without worrying who you run over in the process. Since your colleagues aren't in the mood to give way, you're in for some strained relations and harsh words.

2 words: Bull.****.

I got the same with my SN.

Again. Bull.****.


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Mike Windu
07-06-2004, 11:58 PM
DUDE! Kain!


Jeff Hardy is the best!!




Oh yeah, about the tarot, do i need like... java or somethin to make it work? :confused: