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BongoBob
07-14-2004, 06:57 AM
I need to know the names of some funny songs. Anything.

I am making a comedy mix on my minidisk player for when I need a damn good laugh, and need some more songs. I need you to help list them here. Here's what I have right now...

Bowling for Soup - Running From Your Dad
Bowling for Soup - Scaring Myself
Bowling for Soup - Self-Centered
Bowling for Soup - The Hard Way
Adam Sandler - The Haunakah Song
AFI - The Chicken Song

Any contributions will be greatly appreciated.

Sabretooth
07-14-2004, 08:13 AM
Try the 'Taters' song. Rocks all the time!

There was this funny English Indian Song, I'll see if I can get an mp3 of it...

Alegis
07-14-2004, 09:21 AM
What's taters eh? Po-ta-toes...

Tenacious D - I'm the only gay eskimo

And some other i heard slightly, something to do with
"special fred"
edit: Stephen Lynch - special fred

As for prankcalls, u kick my dog sure is best
:p

Doomie
07-14-2004, 09:46 AM
Soem numbers of 'weird Al yankovic' He does parodies, mostly. I especially liked 'yoda' :D


Yoda! I met him in a swamp on dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like it giant soda Its'a Yoda!

Astrotoy7
07-14-2004, 09:50 AM
Closer - NIN - always good for a kids party, lotsa cute animals in the film clip......well a pigs head on a stake...ummm

....

I have a hard time erasing from my brain that very silly song,

"Star Trekkin across the universe !
On the starship enterprise under captain kirk !
Only going forwards 'cause we cant find reverse !"

does anyone remember this ?

mtfbwya

toms
07-14-2004, 10:50 AM
"what is god smoked canabis" (weird al?) is not only funny, but pretty damn good.
"where's me jumper" by the sultans of ping fc is one of my mates all time favourite songs...

ckcsaber
07-14-2004, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Alegis Gensan
Tenacious D - I'm the only gay eskimo


That is a common misconception. The D did not sing that song.


A funny song I recently heard is "American Dinosaurs" by Hard n'Phirm on Jimmy Kimmel last night.

Doomie
07-14-2004, 11:13 AM
ooh yeah i remember that trekkie song...

Can't find reverse? i thought it said 'it's only getting worse'.

Well anyway, i also remembered 'Amish paradise', a parody on 'gangster paradise'. Especially with the clip it's funny.

Alegis
07-14-2004, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by ckcsaber
That is a common misconception. The D did not sing that song.

Never heard anything else of em so i cant compare voices. Who did it then?

Sivy
07-14-2004, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7

"Star Trekkin across the universe !
On the starship enterprise under captain kirk !
Only going forwards 'cause we cant find reverse !"

does anyone remember this ?


"It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim, Dead"

:D

i had the album

Black Knight of Keno
07-14-2004, 12:09 PM
weird Al yankovic - Star wars gangsta rap
A must have

Have fun

Doomie
07-14-2004, 12:50 PM
Did he do that? never knew that. I luv Weird Al!

We come in peace
shoot to kill
shoot to kill
shoot to kill
we come in peace
shoot to kill
scotty beam me up
:D :D

Ooh, i also remember 'the saga begins' also from weird Al.

But it's mostly funny if you're a total starwars addict like me!

Astrotoy7
07-14-2004, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Siv
"It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim, Dead"

:D

i had the album

Ive been singin that to myself for the last 2 hours.... and it had a weird film clip too.....wow, 80s flashbacks aplenty ....

:p

mtfbwya

jebbers
07-14-2004, 01:11 PM
try some songs by Jimmy Fallon
-Road Rage
-Yub Yub Song (Ewok song)
-Mace Windu (Eminem parody)



Weird Al didnt do "What if god smoked cannibis"...

as for any more ill have to get back to ya

ckcsaber
07-14-2004, 02:08 PM
"I'm the Only Gay Eskimo" was sung by Corky and the Juice Pigs.

CapNColostomy
07-14-2004, 03:40 PM
Anything by the late great Wesly Willis. I'd list some song titles, but most of them are too vulgar for this joint.

Mike Windu
07-14-2004, 03:50 PM
Weird Al makes great songs.




That's pretty much all I can think of.

Captain Wilson
07-14-2004, 04:34 PM
Family reuinon-blink
Happy hoildays you bastards-blink

Well, most stuff by blink
:D

Joetheeskimo
07-14-2004, 07:20 PM
I'm the only gay eskimo. :D

*Runs off*

Astrotoy7
07-14-2004, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
Anything by the late great Wesly Willis. I'd list some song titles, but most of them are too vulgar for this joint.

is that that guy who looked like a bum and sang gems like
"Alannis Morrisette" and "Rock Saddam Husseins a$$" :D

they were funny, but after listening to about 10 tracks, they all started sounding the same 'coz he used similar cheap keyboard melodies in the background :D

"Alannis Morissette" even had a music video..... :D

mtfbwya

legameboy
07-14-2004, 07:49 PM
What's the "Star Trekkin' Across the Universe!..." song called?

Curt-Man
07-14-2004, 10:13 PM
canada is really big - Arrogant worms
me like hockey - arrogant worms
come to think of it, the arrogant womrs make alot fo funny songs like santa's goign to kick your ass

jebbers
07-14-2004, 10:17 PM
o try a band called Pig Vomit.....really vulgar stuff but some is funny......:rock:

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-14-2004, 11:53 PM
WTF PEOPLE!

Yeah those are all good...and I love weird al.

But I can't believe you haven't said any of the songs from SOUTH PARK!

*sighs*

*cracks knuckles*

Chocolate Salty Balls
Blame Canada
Mountain Town
Uncle F**ka
It's Easy, Mmmkay
Blame Canada
Kyle's Mom's a B**ch - Eric Cartman
What Would Brian Boitano Do? - Eric Cartman
Up There
La Resistance [Medley] - Howard McGillin
Eyes of a Child - Michael McDonald
I Can Change
I'm Super
Mountain Town (Reprise)

*takes breathe*

Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo
Merry F**king Christmas
O Holy Night
Dead, Dead, Dead
Carol Of The Bells
Lonely Jew On Christmas
I Saw Three Ships
It Happened In Sun Valley
O Tannenbaum
Christmas Time In Hell
What The Hell Child Is This? - Isaac Hayes
Santa Claus Is On His Way
Swiss Colony Beef Log
Hark The Herald Angels Sing
Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
The Most Offensive Song Ever
We Three Kings
Have Yourself a Merry Christmas

*takes anotehr breathe*

Come Sail Away - Eric Cartman (this song kicks too much anus to even be messured)



maybe you should just make an all south park cd :p

oh and you can *cough*sample*cough* the songs here
you know you wanna... (http://www.southpark.dsl.pipex.com/audio/albums.shtml) ;)

acdcfanbill
07-15-2004, 12:03 AM
pretty much any monty python song :)

Mike Windu
07-15-2004, 12:04 AM
Blink 182 makes good songs if you don't want parodies. I thought you meant parady songs.


^_^ yay for blink!

CapNColostomy
07-15-2004, 06:05 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
is that that guy who looked like a bum and sang gems like
"Alannis Morrisette" and "Rock Saddam Husseins a$$" :D

they were funny, but after listening to about 10 tracks, they all started sounding the same 'coz he used similar cheap keyboard melodies in the background :D

"Alannis Morissette" even had a music video..... :D

mtfbwya

Yeah, same guy. He was actually very mentally ill (some type of schizophrenia), so I think that may explain his appearance sometimes. Also, I know what you mean about the synth thing. Alot of his songs were similar, and in fact, the music in alot of them were the same, only different tempos, keys, lyrics, etc...But for a time he did play with an actual band behind him. The Wesly Willis Fiasco was the name of the band, but he fired them all because they didn't like it when he was "yelling and cursing at them and stuff". I think he made some pretty funny songs. Once again, I'd list some of the choice gems, but most of the really good ones have VERY vulgar titles.

BCanr2d2
07-15-2004, 08:15 AM
Star Trekkin' - The Firm

It's worse than that, it's physics Jim.....

Doomie
07-15-2004, 08:19 AM
I beleive the swampers ahve had their share of star trekkin by now...

You cannot change the laws of phyisics
laws of phisics
laws of phisics
you cannot change the laws of phydics
laws of physics, jim!

It's life jim, but not as we know it
not as we know it
not as we know it
it's life jim, but not as we know it
not as we know it, captain.

There, i believe we had the entire song text now...

EDIT: Oh wait:
there's klingons on the starboard bow
starboard bow
starboard bow
there's klingons on the starboard bow
shake them off, jim!

--ZeeMan--
07-15-2004, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
Closer - NIN - always good for a kids party, lotsa cute animals in the film clip......well a pigs head on a stake...ummm

....

I have a hard time erasing from my brain that very silly song,

"Star Trekkin across the universe !
On the starship enterprise under captain kirk !
Only going forwards 'cause we cant find reverse !"

does anyone remember this ?

mtfbwya

it's on my server, i'll try to get a link to it exactly and post back with ya guys

EDIT: http://www.swaos.net/aosfools.swf

toms
07-15-2004, 11:41 AM
anything from the south park movie.... (oh canada!, etc..)

If you are after "real" music, not joke songs:
Eminem can do some pretty funny lyrics, and D12 too. Purple Pills was great fun imho...

And lots of stuff by the beastie boys is pretty funny. "girls" comes to mind.

Sir Psyco Sexy by RHCP...
:D

ckcsaber
07-15-2004, 12:18 PM
If you want to hear a bitchin' song about Boba Fett, listen to "Fett's Vette" by MC Chris

TiE23
07-15-2004, 02:34 PM
Im an A$$hole by Denis Leary
Funniest song ever

TiE

txa1265
07-15-2004, 08:27 PM
Agree with Weird Al, Monty Python.

Also - Frank Zappa, lots of funny stuff in his songs, and with the Mothers.

Finally - Julie Brown - 1987's Everybody Run, the Homecoming Queen Has a Gun is a classic ...

Which reminds me - Dr. Demento.

Mike

MennoniteHobbit
07-15-2004, 08:59 PM
Squirrels and other songs by Dr. Demento