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Astrotoy7
07-14-2004, 08:30 AM
Well I cant believe Mr Siv "I wear a superhero jumpsuit under me jeans" hasnt beaten me to this :p Im not a big fan of superhero movies in general, but if there's Halle Berry in skimpy leather costumes, COUNT ME IN ! :D

* * *
Personally though, I'm appalled, anyone with any brains will remember that catwoman is a ripoff of 1982 anime classic KATSUGOSHI KOKSAKAROUSHIN, which was of course inspired by sketches made of stautettes of ancient egyptian cat godesses......

sheesh

j/k :p :p :p

*winks at grooveh*

seriously though, check out the official CATWOMAN site (http://catwoman.warnerbros.com/)

and even if the movie is crap, check out those wallpapers PHAW !

:p

mtfbwya

toms
07-14-2004, 09:53 AM
well, i might get to check out the trailer later... but i think the whole world has already agreed that, barring some unexpected change in the earth's magnetic field (http://science.slashdot.org/science/04/07/13/0759231.shtml?tid=134), this movie is going to suck big time.
I can't believe it has made it this far without someone canning it...

obi
07-14-2004, 09:58 AM
I never thought I'd say this, but you are right, toms.


Bravo.

:)

PS, I don't think Halle Barry is that good looking.


Maybe it's just me. In fact, It's probably just me.

Sivy
07-14-2004, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7

and even if the movie is crap



i think we can safely say that it will be.

that costume, or lack or one, looks pretty desperate to me.

you can imagine how the pre-production meeting went...

"ok, so the script is crap, the screenplay is crap, we got a unknown first-time director... so i'm thinking we get hale berry and put her in as little clothes as we can get away with"

Astrotoy7
07-14-2004, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by Siv
"ok, so the script is crap, the screenplay is crap, we got a unknown first-time director... so i'm thinking we get hale berry and put her in as little clothes as we can get away with"

"all who agree we should still do it, say 'aye' "

*room full of male execs say 'aye' *

Obi ! how can you say that she's 'not that good looking' ! you must be losing your vision I'd say ! :p (and we know where that comes from :p ... j/k )

mtfbwya

Mex
07-14-2004, 11:04 AM
Hahahah, look at the size of her lips! Sorry, I've had my fun.

KBell
07-14-2004, 12:15 PM
This is going to be the worst movie this year, seriously.


Maybe if they had Batman in this, it would make more sense, but this just sounds like grade A Bullflop.

ET Warrior
07-14-2004, 02:09 PM
EVery time i see this trailer in theaters it almost makes me weep with terror. It looks SO bad. The CG looks terrible, and it seems like they'll be using it a LOT. The ONLY thing that I'm happy about is the tight leather pants showing off Halle Berry's near perfect butt.

Astrotoy7
07-14-2004, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
....The ONLY thing that I'm happy about is the tight leather pants showing off Halle Berry's near perfect butt.

This may be the only thing that may result in me watching this, when it comes out on dvd and I hire it for $2 or so, no more :p

female superheros are a dying breed, whatever happenned to wonder woman ?!!

*linda carter...... droolage 70/80s style*

mtfbwya

IG-64
07-14-2004, 06:36 PM
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040618.jpg
:D

legameboy
07-14-2004, 06:43 PM
That's exactly how I felt when I first saw the Catwoman trailer. ^_^

Kain
07-14-2004, 08:05 PM
Its funny cuz in Entertainment Weekly, the compared Catwoman to the Crow...and the Crow won.

****ing Halle Barry...you can only do 1 superhero or you suck. Now Halle sucks.


Expand your Imagi-Nation

IG-64
07-14-2004, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
Im not a big fan of superhero movies in general, but if there's Halle Berry in skimpy leather costumes, COUNT ME IN ! :D

*pastes "SUCKER" on Astro's forehead*

*waits for Star Wars Eps III*

:p

BongoBob
07-14-2004, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by IG-64
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040618.jpg
:D

Damnit, you loser! You beat me to it.

But yeah, it does look really crappy. Nuff said.

Curt-Man
07-14-2004, 09:04 PM
man, halle berry, sweet, that is all i have to say

Monkey Mania
07-14-2004, 09:15 PM
Check this out! LOL!

Crap Woman (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/180683) :D

Mike Windu
07-14-2004, 11:09 PM
It's going to be such crap...

even Halle Berry doesn't look good.



Shameful, downright shameful! Stick to Storm Halle!


BTW: Very very nice sig/avatar set obi.

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-14-2004, 11:12 PM
She's hot...

But not as hot for me to sit for and hour and a half with this crap fest.

I mean, there isn't even any nude cat women scenes...Or so I think.

But still, gonna screw the pooch







If ya know what I mean...(since everyone has a tag now-a-days, thought I'd have one too :D )

Astrotoy7
07-15-2004, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
*pastes "SUCKER" on Astro's forehead*

:p

Thats quite appropriate Grey, my man... 'coz that's EXACTLY what I'd be doin....ooohh yeah... :D

as for the movie, you may have read above that I plan on *not* seeing it at the theatres.....I have strip shows to waste my money on :p

yeah, you can do this now :

X (


take it easy buddy :)

mtfbwya

IG-64
07-15-2004, 06:43 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
Thats quite appropriate Grey, my man... 'coz that's EXACTLY what I'd be doin....ooohh yeah... :D

as for the movie, you may have read above that I plan on *not* seeing it at the theatres.....I have strip shows to waste my money on :p

yeah, you can do this now :

X (


take it easy buddy :)

mtfbwya

Actually, I was thinking more of a -_-

:)

toms
07-15-2004, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
*pastes "SUCKER" on Astro's forehead*

*waits for Star Wars Eps III*

:p

heh heh:D

halle berry might be fit, but she is SO wet and lacking in personality that i find it very hard to find her attractive.
Maybe it is some sign of being infected with new-manishness or something but i tend to fancy actresses who have some sort of personality.
Keira Knightly, Eliza Dushku, Michelle Yeoh, even shannen elizabeth has more of a "feel" to her than berry.

Otherwise they might as well just have used a playmate or something.
----
Its one of those "can't miss" ideas that they seem to have gone out of their way to ruin at every stage. When tim burton first mentioned it (with michelle) it sounded like a great idea.
There are at least 3 good catwoman origin stories around, so they decided to invent a totally new one in a makeup company???? :confused:
The bad guy (girl) is a makeup company boss? :confused:
Halle Berry?? :confused:

They should have used Ashely Scott, stuck close to the burton costume and gone for a gothic realism style like batman begins...

txa1265
07-15-2004, 12:54 PM
There are better places to ogle beautiful women ... and more beautiful women to ogle ...

... and I'm not talking pron here, either (for which I have no interest).

A crap movie with a beautiful woman is a crap movie ... with a beautiful woman.

Mike

Alegis
07-15-2004, 03:15 PM
crapwoman:
http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/180683

Monkey Mania
07-15-2004, 05:28 PM
Errr...look a couple of posts up and you will see that I have already posted a link. Thankyou.

Alegis
07-15-2004, 05:37 PM
crapberries. Was still loading when posting and let it load when gaming...seems it got posted a lil too late :p

Curt-Man
07-15-2004, 10:25 PM
yeah the only time i'd see it is when i'm like 80 and paralized and its on my hospital beds tv thing, so yeah i don't think i'm going to see it anytime soon.

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-16-2004, 01:37 AM
I'd rather have hemroid surgery in a 3rd world country by a blind guy who didn't know what the hell he was doing before I'd see this movie.

Wow, that's harsh :(

She just wants to be loved :mad:...And lick herself



If ya know what I mean

Darth Groovy
07-16-2004, 02:45 AM
Oh goody. Another "Movie inspired by anime, which is inspired by ancient art" thread by Astrotoy7.

I like to compare anime to tunafish. You either love it, or hate it. There is no in-betweens. And even if you love it, it still smells.

And yes, Catwoman is looking more terrible each day. DC comics is really struggling to compete with Marvel in trying to dominate the box office. By struggling, I think "Catwoman" speaks for itself.

This is all an insult to both Bob Cane, AND Tim Burton.

:rolleyes:

Astrotoy7
07-16-2004, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Oh goody. Another "Movie inspired by anime, which is inspired by ancient art" thread by Astrotoy7.

I like to compare anime to tunafish. You either love it, or hate it. There is no in-betweens. And even if you love it, it still smells.



huh, maybe I shouldve posted sarcasm tags there for you grooves..... ? ? ? :p

anywayz,

I think everyone is agreeance, this movie is gonna cliff suxtable..

the only way it might be salvaged is with a re-shoot, with michelle pfeiffer and Halle 'catfighting' in jello :D

mtfbwya

Darth Groovy
07-17-2004, 01:03 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
huh, maybe I shouldve posted sarcasm tags there for you grooves..... ? ? ? :p

anywayz,

I think everyone is agreeance, this movie is gonna cliff suxtable..

the only way it might be salvaged is with a re-shoot, with michelle pfeiffer and Halle 'catfighting' in jello :D

mtfbwya

Well your heart is in the right place, i'll give you that. But Michelle Pfeiffer owns Halle Berry by leaps and bounds. Even you know this. A jello match sounds tempting, but alot of time has lapsed between these movies, and it would not be a fair fight.

The sexeh:



http://cmp.bravepages.com/images/articles/catbed.jpg

The wannabe:

http://www.uncut.at/news/pic-news/catwoman.jpg

Then again, maybe I AM "old fashioned". But Michelle was better, smarter, and sexier in my opinion.

legameboy
07-17-2004, 01:09 AM
The actresses who have to show off almost all their cleavage to look at least a bit sexy are wannabies.

Michielle Pfeiffer looks a-prettay nice, way better than Halle Berry.

Astrotoy7
07-17-2004, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by legameboy
The actresses who have to show off almost all their cleavage to look at least a bit sexy are wannabies.

Michielle Pfeiffer looks a-prettay nice, way better than Halle Berry.

they both like dominatrixes who can scratch, lick me and purr on my lap *anytime* :p

mtfbwya

ET Warrior
07-17-2004, 02:57 PM
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/images/comics/20040716.jpg

:)

legameboy
07-17-2004, 03:43 PM
Good, ol' Ctrl-Alt-Del, best comic ever. :D

toms
07-20-2004, 12:13 PM
looks like i may have to start reading Ctrl-Alt-del instead of penny arcade :D
still, i,robot sounds like it turned out at least average... which is a surprise, so maybe catwoman will make us all eat our words...:D

toms
07-20-2004, 12:22 PM
or maybe not... couple of early reviews:

As far as Halle Berry is concerned, she just doesn’t hold a candle to the sensuous performances made famous by Eartha Kitt in the TV series and Michelle Pfeiffer in “Batman Returns.” Perhaps that’s because she plays Catwoman more like a leather-bound dominatrix, and her costume is far from sexy (sorry, but that hat’s gotta go!). Berry certainly makes an effective transformation, going from meek and mild to confident and commanding, but her over the top catlike mannerisms will no doubt invoke bursts of unintentional laughter.

http://www.moviemantz.com/movie_reviews/704/catwoman.html

and

Oh, God. Oh, God yes. We saw it. After six grueling, cock-teasing weeks of trailers, laughable TV spots and ridiculous one-sheets, The Burbank Bandits witnessed first-hand the train wreck that inevitably happens when you give a one-named, metrosexual Frenchman a $100 million and a script not worthy of lining a litter box.

http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=17858

acdcfanbill
07-20-2004, 08:25 PM
sometimes hollywood shines (lotr) and sometimes it makes me puke (catwoman). i dunno whether to go postal on them, or live with it :)

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 03:57 AM
Originally posted by toms
looks like i may have to start reading Ctrl-Alt-del instead of penny arcade :D

Read them both, twice the funny :D