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All_Mighty_Ewok
07-14-2004, 10:38 AM
Hi guys, This is about Bim. I guess in a way, this is my fault. See, I'm a friend of his, and when I told him about this site and this RPG forum, he decided to make funny posts. I guess he doesn't like Star Wars. Anyways, He's not trying to ruin the threads, he's just trying to make a funny story. He's not trying to offend anyone, he just wants to get a good laugh, so I hope you guys find his work at least a bit funny. But, he's given me an idea: This is the official Star Wars Funny story RPG Thread!!!

p.s. If you guys don't like it, don't flame or anything, just post here and tell me, and I guess i'll let the thread just die out.

Sabretooth
07-14-2004, 10:40 AM
Well, you don't have a bad idea, but Bim is doing wrong. We accept funny stuff (what 95% of the posts in this forum are), but we don't accept disgusting, perverted stuff, especially when it insults us.

All_Mighty_Ewok
07-14-2004, 10:53 AM
Hmm... Well, sorry if it offended you guys, I guess he went a little overboard, Federally inspecting my Characters anus and stuff, but that's why I made this, so he can post his crazy stuff here.

Well, I'll get started on a story:

Situation: This is for all Bounty Hunters: The Evil Purple Dildo sporting and Pokeball throwing Bim Blaster Bob has been sighted on Coruscant, and must be taken in for sexual crimes against wookies, and other hairy space critters. He must be brought in at all costs. The job pays 100 Spacebucks.

Name: Carth Shesh
Age: Stopped Counting
Occupation: Bounty Hunter/Former Jedi
Weapons: Two lightsabers, Two Mandalorian heavy blasters, Preparation H.

Carth, spying Bim stroking his pet pickle applesauce, heads in to arrest the space pervert.

Doomie
07-14-2004, 10:55 AM
Woops, i already told Jed about him. want me to let him leave him alone?

EDIT: Oh and i'm not going to do that if he doesn't delete the posts in the other threads.

Sabretooth
07-14-2004, 11:00 AM
LOL, I've informed Jed too.

BTW, it would still be a bit disturbing if that mentally retarted donkey started typing crap and **** in a thread. Oh, well. I'm outta here.

Jed will make sure Bim is outta here too, I hope.

Doomie
07-14-2004, 11:03 AM
Hmmm, maybe we should give him a second chance.

And then when he screws up, Jed is SO gonna ban him and we'll be laughing our asses off. But he could try and act normal. I already requested that in a pm (Well, actually, it was like: Delete the crap and may the mods have mercy on your soul but hey.) So maybe if he can let his retardness go in this thread and act normal in the other ones.

Or at leats as normal as most people here get.

Bim_Blaster_Bob
07-14-2004, 11:09 AM
Name:Bim Blaster Bob
Age:33
Occupation:Space Pervert
Weapon:Rusty Butter Knife

Bim, who is minding his own buisness, detects Carth sneaking up behind him with his spidey senses. Bim, weapon at the ready turns around and jabs the knife into Carth's right eye causing Carth to contract tetnis from the rusty blade and causing him to lose his right eye. Bim uses his telepathic powers to find the battle plan of the bounty hunters. Once he relizes he is in danger he uses that strategy of Saddam Hussein and digs himself a hole in the middle of Afghanistan and loads it up with Kraft Dinner and a stack of porno and hides himself untill some other gay bounty hunter comes looking for him.

All_Mighty_Ewok
07-14-2004, 11:09 AM
well, the problem is, that he hates star wars, so he'll only be here to be a dick. I'm just hoping that he'll post only in this thread, and not post at all anywhere else. I'm sorry I told him, it was a bad idea.

Doomie
07-14-2004, 11:16 AM
Well,if he hates starwars, there's nothing bad to IPbanning him...

All_Mighty_Ewok
07-14-2004, 11:25 AM
He'll just change his name and come back on. Give it a few days, I just wont say anything about it, he'll forget that this site even exists.

Doomie
07-14-2004, 11:40 AM
Nonono, i said IPban him! then he can't make an account here anymore :) But alright, we'll give him that chance (if Jed allows it) BUT: He'd better.

*sigh* what's up with n00bs these days... First there were two guys that were questioning our fandom based on them knowing one single thing about starwars and we knowing the rest, and now there's the 'RPG screwer!' literally.

All_Mighty_Ewok
07-14-2004, 04:20 PM
oh u mean ban his IP address! I had no idea what u were talking about lol.

Black Knight of Keno
07-14-2004, 07:36 PM
name: Lord Tepe dah Great
Occupation: lord Tepe dah Great
Weapon: Anti-gay-destroyer-mega-atom-vaporizer

Walks towards Bim and fires his weapon. As Bim is vaporized for being gay, he walks away, leaving these n00bs to rot in hell

All_Mighty_Ewok
07-14-2004, 09:32 PM
lol, so what if i'm new??

Sabretooth
07-14-2004, 11:52 PM
Nothing offensive, Ewok, but have you ever joined another forum in your life?

Doomie
07-15-2004, 04:47 AM
I haven't....

Sabretooth
07-15-2004, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
I haven't....

I had joined many forums in my past, but NONE, NONE i tell you was as engaging, entartaining and enteresting as this one.

Doomie
07-15-2004, 05:50 AM
Yeah... especially the interesting part. I mean, it's quiet and calm for days, and suddenly we get Arkle 'the troll' seizure and Bim_blaster_bob AKA Pervert, Retard, stupid, racist...

What? He clearly had something against black people and jews...

Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!
bravest lil' hobbit of 'em all!

Black Knight of Keno
07-15-2004, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!
bravest lil' hobbit of 'em all!

Thatsong rules! You seen the music video? I saw it somewhere. Cool :D

Have fun

Sabretooth
07-15-2004, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!
bravest lil' hobbit of 'em all!

We hateses it! Yesss We doess! Doesn't we, preciousss?

Keebler_Elf
07-15-2004, 06:39 PM
go roleplay at some beastiality forum, ya sicko ~ Jed

Jed
07-15-2004, 10:00 PM
You've got a different IP, but since we just got done talking about this stuff being not allowed, I'm banning your stupid, "i cant spelz" ass.

You're not welcome, and I will continue to ban you if you keep coming back.

Thread closed.