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Doomie
07-15-2004, 08:41 AM
alright... we had this thread a while back in the sliced tauntaun but it ended in people calling C3PO 'goldenrod' all the time and saying Vader pimps droids... so i decided to discuss it on here.

P.S. I'm one of the guys that says no!

IG-64
07-15-2004, 08:47 AM
Sorry, but why in the hell would you even bring up this point? It's best just to let sleeping dogs lie.


...if thats the appropriate phrase... but you get what i'm saying...

Sabretooth
07-15-2004, 08:55 AM
Yes Greedo is gay and attracted to Jabba the Hutt

edlib
07-15-2004, 10:13 AM
Mon Mothma always struck me as a bit butch, but other than that I guess I've never really thought about it...

Sivy
07-15-2004, 10:16 AM
:c3po: <- raving homosexual

Astrotoy7
07-15-2004, 10:24 AM
SW is replete with disturbing sexual imagery and themes :

Homoeroticism :
-Luke leaving home to live with a single, older man who will "teach him things"
-Yoda straddling Luke's heaving, sweaty body in ESB

not to mention :

Cross dressing, Role play:
-Leia as Boussh, Luke and Han as stormies

Bondage/domination, Submission:
-Chewie being put in shackles by two men dressed in uniform,
-"Slave girl" Leia

Incest:
-Leia kissing Luke in ESB (ugh !)

Bestiality:
-Jabba licking leia

Snuff:
-Leia strangles Jabba
-Han shoots greedo(in the *original* version where he shoots first :p)

Transgenderistic Behaviour:
-Threepio, need I say more

Custom Fetish toys to suit every occasion:
-Artoo


the more I think about it the more I am disgusted !

mtfbwya

--ZeeMan--
07-15-2004, 11:06 AM
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:eyeraise:

Samuel Dravis
07-15-2004, 11:19 AM
Why do you even need to ask this question? :confused:

If you think they are, then they are, If you think they aren't, then they aren't. It's fiction, and you can think of it however you like since the movies and books do not have anything to say about it.

It seems to me that the purpose of this thread is to create strife and flame-fests. That's not a nice thing. :(

PR-0927
07-15-2004, 01:17 PM
Well, in KotOR, Juhani is a lesbian. You find out if you are a female character, and she is with you on the Star Forge. She admits that she likes you (AHHH!!!!).

*Throws up.*

I voted yes.

:fett:

ET Warrior
07-15-2004, 01:24 PM
It's obvious that 3PO is a homosexual, and I'm not entirely convinced that Chewie is straight either......and Han is deffinately bi.

I mean, think of all those long loney trips through hyperspace with just Han and Chewie....:naughty:

Mike Windu
07-15-2004, 02:02 PM
Think of what the Emperor and Vader do :eek:


"Ohh...yess... that's the spot. Keep it coming Palpatine."

>.>

<.<

Or Threepio and Artoo.

"Artoo, howEVER did you get such a name?"

[enter Luke]

"Uh, there was a couple of loose bolts and one thing lead to another..."


Anyways, SW characters can be homo/bi/lesbian if they want, I don't mind.

the point of this is to start flame fests

Indeed Sam, Indeed.

TiE23
07-15-2004, 02:18 PM
*Tries making Gay Threepio in Photoshop ---* Unnghhh, uhhhhh. ahhh!!! *--- and fails*

TiE

Black Knight of Keno
07-15-2004, 02:26 PM
But how couuld we know if what gender Chewie is(not looking from the databanks). (S)He has so much hair that we can't see if it has a hole, or a stick. And 3po isn't Homosexual, it's Robosexual

Have fun

TiE23
07-15-2004, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Darth Tepe
He has so much hair that we can't see if it has a hole, or a stick.

Have fun :barf:
Great, Han Solo did have a reason to keep Chewie around

TiE

CapNColostomy
07-15-2004, 03:46 PM
Yeah, in the OT there were some gay characters for sure. But as for the new ones, I'm going to have to say that every character is gay, or at least bi.

acdcfanbill
07-15-2004, 07:10 PM
where there are people, there will be straight and gays, so of course there are homosexuals in SW.

Astrotoy7
07-15-2004, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
Yeah, in the OT there were some gay characters for sure. But as for the new ones, I'm going to have to say that every character is gay, or at least bi.

Im going to have to concur with the Capn, as I like the image of me, natalie portman and her handmaidens gettin jiggy in that sleek silver hotrod of hers.... :D

mtfbwya

RpTheHotrod
07-15-2004, 09:06 PM
3PO is definetly gay


http://www.snopes2.com/movies/graphics/c-3p0.jpg


closeup

http://www.snopes2.com/movies/graphics/c-3p0-l.jpg


for the story


http://www.snopes2.com/movies/films/c3po.htm#add

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-15-2004, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by RpTheHotrod
http://www.snopes2.com/movies/graphics/c-3p0.jpg

The Hell?

never seen that one >_>

Which movie is that from?


As for the question of this thread...

star wars came from life. And in life we portray certain traits to homosexuals. And most often than not, characters in films have these traits also.

So that is why some are believed to be gay.



If ya know what I mean

RpTheHotrod
07-15-2004, 09:33 PM
I believe A New Hope in Luke's place. They don't call him GoldenRod for nothin'.....

Kain
07-16-2004, 12:34 AM
Does it ****in matter if anyone of em is gay? You got something against homosexuals?!


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Sabretooth
07-16-2004, 08:20 AM
Looks suspicoiusly at Kain


Lando and Han
Chewie and Greedo
Jabba and Jar-Jar (ooh, yeah!)
Obi and Luke


Homofest!!!

Lightsaberboy
07-16-2004, 08:43 AM
jar jar

need i say more?

Astrotoy7
07-16-2004, 09:48 AM
Originally posted by Kain
Does it ****in matter if anyone of em is gay? You got something against homosexuals?!


Expand your Imagi-Nation

you come sit on my lap and we'll see what else we can expand boy !

j/k :p

I dont have anything against homosexuals at all, but photoshopped golden schlongs on 3po is freakin hilarious :p

Also, Chewie is male, he has a wife - Mallatobuck, and kids(forgotten their names). They are not only in EU but in the INFAMOUS Star Wars Holiday Special... :D

mtfbwya

BongoBob
07-16-2004, 10:38 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
I dont have anything against homosexuals at all, but photoshopped golden schlongs on 3po is freakin hilarious :p

:rofl:

Did you even read the link? Let's do it this way. Look at the base of the addition.now look at the end. Different, but still simmilar enough to look like a golden schlong. It was just one of those freak accidents where a part of the suit fell off in just the right way at just the right time.

*rofls more at quote*

edlib
07-16-2004, 12:28 PM
I had a bunch of those cards as a kid! I probably had one of those and never knew it!!!
Sadly, I got rid of them years ago.

Mike Windu
07-16-2004, 12:36 PM
*looks at Kain*

:confused:


I dun got nothing gainst homosexuals.

Redwing
07-18-2004, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Majin Revan
Well, in KotOR, Juhani is a lesbian. You find out if you are a female character, and she is with you on the Star Forge. She damits that she likes you (AHHH!!!!).

*Throws up.*

I voted yes.

:fett:

Really? Heh. I know she rejects you if you "proposition" her earlier in the game. (And get all pissy.) But you don't get to do anything like that with Canderous. Dammit. :D

;)

(Uh...why are you throwing up? Unless you're a gay guy who really hates that idea...>_>))

Edit: On topic...Duh, of course there are :p

Tormey
07-18-2004, 02:27 AM
argh posted by error and there is no delete button to remove the posting

Kain
07-18-2004, 03:32 AM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
I dun got nothing gainst homosexuals.

Worry not Mike, I was referring the the thread starter. Ironically, the only person who hasn't answered...hm.


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Sabretooth
07-18-2004, 11:48 AM
*turns away from Kain*
*Looks suspiciously at Doomgiver*

Lemme test:

*shows Doomgiver photos and videos of naked females*

PR-0927
07-18-2004, 01:01 PM
Originally posted by Redwing
Really? Heh. I know she rejects you if you "proposition" her earlier in the game. (And get all pissy.) But you don't get to do anything like that with Canderous. Dammit. :D

;)

(Uh...why are you throwing up? Unless you're a gay guy who really hates that idea...>_>))

Edit: On topic...Duh, of course there are :p


ROFLMAO!! Actually, no, I'm not gay. Just the idea of seeing Juhani...do stuff...that's why. If you knew me better, and you went to the Senate Chambers...you might know that I am...a bit biased against homosexuals and bisexuals.

It's just you know...Bastila kisses you...and the thought of Juhani doing that is just...repulsive. She's a freakin' cat with a weird accent!!

:fett:

•-BLaCKouT-•
07-18-2004, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by Samuel Dravis
It seems to me that the purpose of this thread is to create strife and flame-fests.
Really? 'Cos it seems to me that the point of this thread is to enjoy Star Wars in a light-hearted way, thinking outside the box and generally having fun with something we all love (this board is technically SW based, remember?)

If we happen to wind up some uptight people who break into a sweat when the 'G' word is mentioned, then I'll have some of that too! :evil1: Some people need to chill out a little.

Meanwhile, back on topic... Yup, I'm pretty sure there are gay characters in the SW universe. Without getting too nerdy and expanding on the theory of single-sex cultures, I've got to say look at C-3PO!!
I mean I love him an' all, but he's as camp as a row of tents!

:D B.

legameboy
07-18-2004, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by •-BLaCKouT-•
Really? 'Cos it seems to me that the point of this thread is to enjoy Star Wars in a light-hearted way, thinking outside the box and generally having fun with something we all love (this board is technically SW based, remember?)

If we happen to wind up some uptight people who break into a sweat when the 'G' word is mentioned, then I'll have some of that too! :evil1: Some people need to chill out a little.

Meanwhile, back on topic... Yup, I'm pretty sure there are gay characters in the SW universe. Without getting too nerdy and expanding on the theory of single-sex cultures, I've got to say look at C-3PO!!
I mean I love him an' all, but he's as camp as a row of tents!

:D B.

:wstupid:

What would a human that made love to an alien be called?

•-BLaCKouT-•
07-18-2004, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by legameboy
:wstupid:

What would a human that made love to an alien be called?

Hmm, depends how humanoid the alien is I suppose.

http://www.wizards.com/starwars/images/aayla_secura.jpg
Aayla Secura - It'd be the equivalent of a mixed-race relationship I reckon.

http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/gardulla.jpg
Gardulla the Hutt - You'd be a damned pervert :xp:

B.

legameboy
07-18-2004, 02:01 PM
Lol. Well, I bet there are some humans in Star Wars that are just that desperate. :p

I guess we could call humans attracted to other races... xenosexual?

Sabretooth
07-18-2004, 02:08 PM
Hutt to Rodian...


:barf: :barf:

PR-0927
07-18-2004, 03:11 PM
Ewww..........

Well, sometimes I have fantasies that a Twi'lek would...never mind. :D

I'm reading the 8th Jedi Quest book, and there some dude named Slam, and they say he's "dandy." I have no clue what that means!!

:fett:

El Sitherino
07-18-2004, 03:35 PM
dandy = fine.

and if any of the characters were gay, I'd have to say it's Jabba.

Tormey
07-18-2004, 03:57 PM
dunno if any of th know characters have bi or gay preferences, but I´m pretty sure that if anyone could work up the nerve to call any hutt crimelord gay and he then understood it, then that person would end up pretty much dead in a hurry;)

SkinWalker
07-18-2004, 05:00 PM
Of course there are gays in SW.

Darth Vader: "I have felt him, my master."

PR-0927
07-18-2004, 05:28 PM
That's just sick, you know?!?! Darth Vader...feeling his son...:barf2:

:fett:

ET Warrior
07-18-2004, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by SkinWalker
Of course there are gays in SW.

Darth Vader: "I have felt him, my master."

:rofl:

Sabretooth
07-20-2004, 11:52 AM
That's some bad incest porn... :barf: