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Monkey Mania
07-17-2004, 09:43 PM
Clicky (http://www.capetimes.co.za/index.php?fSectionId=333&fArticleId=2149318)

IG-64
07-17-2004, 09:48 PM
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Banning colors???

That is a worthy wtf.

This is why I am proud to live in a free country.

legameboy
07-17-2004, 09:50 PM
What the ****, indeed. :snear:

That's just plain idiotic.

Why don't they just go back to black and white television instead!

Oh no, black may stand for evil. O_o

Mike Windu
07-17-2004, 09:54 PM
Gave me a good laugh.

Nice find man :)

Tormey
07-17-2004, 10:36 PM
hmm interresting, this is new to me, I didn't even knwo you could ban colors to begin with:confused:

obi
07-17-2004, 11:02 PM
I read on the site that Bush is going to war with them because they supposedly have "Colors of Mass Destruction."


Wtf? :eek:

coupes.
07-17-2004, 11:13 PM
:rolleyes:


now that's wicked ! Never heard of banning coulours before... It's a good thing to know though, if you plan on going to Zimbabwe :D

RoxStar
07-18-2004, 12:04 AM
God forbid anyone gets a papercut.:rolleyes:

IG-64
07-18-2004, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by RoxStar
God forbid anyone gets a papercut.:rolleyes:

On the black paper :indif:

Mike Windu
07-18-2004, 12:22 AM
What black paper? :¬:

*eats the paper*


colors of mass destruction

:rofl:

--ZeeMan--
07-18-2004, 01:06 AM
LOLOLOLOL *sigh* ............ gah



i don't think any comment is needed from me :)

Darth Groovy
07-18-2004, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
I read on the site that Bush is going to war with them because they supposedly have "Colors of Mass Destruction."


Wtf? :eek:

I herebye nominate this post as Best Post of 2004!

*prints post, frames it, and hangs it in his office*

Kain
07-18-2004, 02:29 AM
HAHAHA!! AHHHHHH HAHAHAHA*insert HAHA's here for the next half hour cuz even I'm not that bored*


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Icemaniax
07-18-2004, 05:05 AM
http://www.hashbro.com/img/avril-omgwtf.jpg

What She said

CapNColostomy
07-18-2004, 05:13 AM
Originally posted by iceman87
http://www.hashbro.com/img/avril-omgwtf.jpg

She looks like someone poked an ice bube in her butthole. Yeah, I know that look.

Sabretooth
07-18-2004, 10:45 AM
So... Zimbabwe is running away from cricket?


They are nuts! I mean... WTF???


Thopse guys need to take a brain therapy now and again

SeleneRayne
07-18-2004, 08:30 PM
They've managed to get the "stupidest thing I've ever heard" award.

WTF?!?!

Corax
07-19-2004, 03:38 AM
WTF?!

...

uhm..yeah now thats real wtf material...

Corax

TiE23
07-19-2004, 03:47 AM
Originally posted by iceman87
http://www.hashbro.com/img/avril-omgwtf.jpg

What She said LMFAO!
She needs a rabies shot!

TiE

ZBomber
07-20-2004, 12:44 AM
I read a book about something like this, but instead the people that lived in the land were able to get rid of ALL color (of course, it isn't true, but this reminded me of that book)

Darth Groovy
07-20-2004, 02:20 AM
Originally posted by TiE 23
LMFAO!
She needs a rabies shot!

TiE

Better yet, an exorcism.

WTF is an "ice bube"? :eek:

Sabretooth
07-20-2004, 06:10 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Better yet, an exorcism.

WTF is an "ice bube"? :eek:

Ice bube... Hmmm....

*thinks for half-hour*

A iced TV-tube, a bub with ice, rubberry ice, a....


Beats me.


Exorcism rules!

Pie™
07-20-2004, 08:31 AM
LOL

Some conservatives over here want to make to follow Islam a punishable crime, and they compare the entire practice of the religion to nazism... I think it sounds more like nazism to ban a religion... :-\

Alegis
07-20-2004, 09:04 AM
too ridiculous to be true. I want more sources! give me cnn!

Zanatio
07-22-2004, 05:02 PM
How did you get hold of that link, Monkey?

Living in Cape Town and knowing the Cape Times fairly well, I find the article a little difficult to swallow. Sounds pretty fake to me.

Jedi_Vogel
07-22-2004, 07:17 PM
Oh my giddy aunt...

"Viewers will be happy with lighter shades of black, once we explain it's for their own good that we are keeping them in the dark."
You can convince yourself of almost anything if you really really want...

Someone stop the world, I wanna get off...

_PerfectAgent_
07-22-2004, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by legameboy
Why don't they just go back to black and white television instead!

Oh no, black may stand for evil. O_o
Actually.... No white....

Originally posted in that article
"You might as well revert to black-and-white TV," I commented.

"Except for the white," Solly reminded me.

Sabretooth
07-23-2004, 06:06 AM
Burn down all TVs and perform voodoo curses on them, then throw them into the ocean as sacrifices.

I mean, I thought Zimbabwe was a colourful nation...

Zanatio
07-23-2004, 07:04 AM
It could be that the writer meant the article to be incredibly ironic to show just how bad and ridiculous the situation in Zimbabwe is.

Look, I agree with Robert Mugabe's idea that the land belongs to the black people. After all, they were there first, and the white colonists simply came in, kicked the blacks out and claimed the land for themselves. However, Rob is definitely going too far in the other direction with the way he's acting.

Sabretooth
07-23-2004, 07:07 AM
Know what? I'm thinking this is all a hoax. I'll research on the net...

EDIT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3893939.stm

Zanatio
07-23-2004, 07:21 AM
Yep, I think my previous idea about the reporter using extreme irony to get a point across was right. I did a search for him on the Cape Times website and found several other articles by him, all under opinion columns, that all sound as far-fetched and full of irony and sarcasm as his Zimbabwe article.

No doubt his articles are written in such a way as to provoke discussion and debate, and he's certainly succeeded! :)

Alegis
07-23-2004, 07:48 AM
You all should be ashamed of yourselves (except sabre/zanatio) for being such naive fools...

move along, move along