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doughnutslayer
07-21-2004, 12:00 AM
I found some good insults right here (http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/insults/insult8.htm)...

Alegis
07-21-2004, 06:44 AM
good stuff!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

some good yo mamas on the next page as well..
Yo momma's so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
:D

Sabretooth
07-21-2004, 07:08 AM
*notes down insults for school*

--ZeeMan--
07-21-2004, 11:18 AM
blah....just come up with stuff off the top of your head :)

Sivy
07-21-2004, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by --ZeeMan--
blah....just come up with stuff off the top of your head :)

i'm the sort of person who thinks up the best insults and retorts the next day... all of a sudden i'm like 'damn it! i should of said that!' :D


there's some funny ones in that list though, i might have to memorize them.

coupes.
07-21-2004, 02:06 PM
There's some good stuff right here (http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/) as well...

You can find losts of insult generators like a personalized insult generator, an autoflamer, a dumping phrase generator, a curse generator or a shakesperian insults generator...

There is also a whole section dedicated to insults... there is a lot ! --> linko (http://www.insultmonger.com/insults.htm)

ET Warrior
07-21-2004, 03:59 PM
There is no need for THOSE kinds of insults....the only one you ever need is..."no...YOU are..."

<_<


>_>


Okay so I suck at insults and come-backs ;_;

PR-0927
07-21-2004, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Siv
i'm the sort of person who thinks up the best insults and retorts the next day... all of a sudden i'm like 'damn it! i should of said that!' :D


Same here man!! I think of ones the next day and I'm like...sh!t!!

Boy, this camp is weird!!

El Sitherino
07-21-2004, 06:18 PM
insults suck, I prefer riddle fights. Stump the bastard!

obi
07-21-2004, 07:42 PM
Eets Lover!


Best insult ever.

El Sitherino
07-21-2004, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
Eets Lover!


Best insult ever. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I remember that one. I remember someone yelling that at me then eets got upset and /hop'd from #echonet.

obi
07-21-2004, 07:52 PM
'Twas I :D

Actually, it was my insultbot, but oh well.

;)

El Sitherino
07-21-2004, 08:02 PM
oh yeah, that was awesome.... wow, those were fun days.