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RpTheHotrod
07-21-2004, 02:22 AM
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since he lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.

“Not yet,” said the little boy. His mother tells him he can’t have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “How come I don’t get any eggs and bacon? Why don’t I have any milk in my cereal?” he asks.

“Well,” his mother says, “I saw you kick a chicken, so you don’t get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don’t get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren’t getting any milk this morning.”

Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he’s walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, “Are you going to tell him, or should I?”

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-21-2004, 03:00 AM
Dirtah!

but funah :rofl:

If ya know what I mean

IG-64
07-21-2004, 03:13 AM
Ok, you might as well explain it now because theres gonna be alot of questions about it... including me >_>

Why the cat now? Is this some twisted sex joke that i'm not getting?

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-21-2004, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
Ok, you might as well explain it now because theres gonna be alot of questions about it... including me >_>

Why the cat now? Is this some twisted sex joke that i'm not getting?

Sessir :D, just think harder ;). (give ya a hint: what rymes with wussy)

I don't exactly know why he posted it as a thread...but what eva, gave me a good one to tell to my boss.

He gives me things for telling him funny jokes (Like baseball tickets)

HURRRAY!

yeah I jump through hoops

If ya know what I mean

El Sitherino
07-21-2004, 03:26 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
Why the cat now? Is this some twisted sex joke that i'm not getting?
you poor sheltered little child.

and yes, yes it is. well not twisted, but it is a sex joke.

ET Warrior
07-21-2004, 03:28 AM
Ever heard a cat refered to as a pussycat IG? Ever hear them leave the cat off the end of it? Now what does THAT make you think of........

IG-64
07-21-2004, 03:30 AM
:indif:

Can someone just tell me? >_>

My bro wont tell me, i'm starting to think its a conspiracy to drive me insane. Seriously, i'm not going to figure this out on my own, i'm not good at these.

[EDIT] ty et >_>

Icemaniax
07-21-2004, 03:50 AM
edit- pffft. didn't see his edit.

RpTheHotrod
07-21-2004, 03:58 AM
Lmao. You shall be in torment!

Sabretooth
07-21-2004, 07:52 AM
Sick joke, but funny!

jebbers
07-24-2004, 01:12 AM
funny...like whats long, hard, and has a little pink tip at the end??






























A MATCH STICK YOU SICKO!!! :D

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-24-2004, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by jebbers
funny...like whats long, hard, and has a little pink tip at the end??

A MATCH STICK YOU SICKO!!! :D

Match sticks are red at the tip >_>...

and My shlong isn't pink either :confused:

My pugs shlong is pink...

I think I've said shlong enough

El Sitherino
07-24-2004, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by Troopr-Undr-Fir
Match sticks are red at the tip >_>...

and My shlong isn't pink either :confused:

My pugs shlong is pink...

I think I've said shlong enough ... I fear for everyone that knows you.

Lord Blackadder
07-24-2004, 07:39 AM
Sick jokes ehs... am I allowed to tell any?

Darth Rythe
07-24-2004, 07:44 AM
I recomend you read the forum guidelines first.

Mainly cause Rp didn't actually say anything wrong:p


All I can say is, I feel sorry for the father.:p

Doomie
07-24-2004, 01:42 PM
took some time before i got it, but i got it sooner than IG anyway... concerning the sick jokes, go ahead, at least we'll have a laugh before you get banned...

(unless they're not THAT sick...)

EDIT: What happened to the jokes thread we had a while ago, anyway?