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tFighterPilot
07-22-2004, 04:52 AM
http://img42.exs.cx/img42/6028/ninja3.jpg

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 04:55 AM
T-shirt NINJAS!

If I can find my webcam i'll have apic of me...until then,

Here (http://media.hamncheez.com/?p=ninjalesson.jpg) is a tutorial so you can all be T-shirt ninjas!

Sivy
07-22-2004, 04:59 AM
ah, the return of the t-shirt ninjas

did you use this?

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/philbooth/How_To_Be_A_Ninja.jpg


edit: or you can use ET's link.... whatever

:D

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by Siv
edit: or you can use ET's link.... whatever

:xp:

I appear to win THIS round ;)

Doomie
07-22-2004, 05:05 AM
Siv's link doesn't have pop-ups. So if you don't have pop-up blocker i recommend his... Otherwise they're exactly the same anyway, so...

IG-64
07-22-2004, 05:09 AM
thx for the tutorial guys ^_^

http://img30.exs.cx/img30/3227/Picture440.jpg

w00t!

tFighterPilot
07-22-2004, 05:11 AM
Originally posted by IG-64
thx for the tutorial guys ^_^

http://img30.exs.cx/img30/3227/Picture440.jpg

w00t! Too much eyebrow. You need only a space to see, no more.

Sivy
07-22-2004, 05:13 AM
did your hear that ET? my link doesn't have any pop-ups, ner! :D


lol @ IG-64

i wish i had a webcam :(

CapNColostomy
07-22-2004, 05:25 AM
You're a ninja? Well I'm a pirate! http://www.realultimatepower.net

Doomie
07-22-2004, 05:39 AM
Alright, Capn, that was weird. Is that guy serious?

Sabretooth
07-22-2004, 06:02 AM
Sees thread

70% chance this thing is going to get :lock:

Lightsaberboy
07-22-2004, 06:14 AM
http://server6.uploadit.org/files/jediboy-ninja2.JPG

couldnt get the tag completley out, but on well
rofl. hi-yah!

i also inverted the color and it made me look like some uber sith lord dude.

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/jediboy-ninjaiconinv.JPG

IG-64
07-22-2004, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by tFighterPilot
Too much eyebrow. You need only a space to see, no more.

Oh fine, here:
http://img39.exs.cx/img39/5466/Picture450.jpg

CapNColostomy
07-22-2004, 06:31 AM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Alright, Capn, that was weird. Is that guy serious?

I dunno. I doubt it. But it's my all time favorite website. I especially like the pictures of the kid trying to kill himself by swalling a frisby. Great stuff.

Darth Rythe
07-22-2004, 06:41 AM
You guys need help...:rolleyes:

Astrotoy7
07-22-2004, 06:45 AM
ninjas my a$$, I thought I was on an al-qaeda website for a while there......

mtfbwya

Sabretooth
07-22-2004, 07:04 AM
Don't use that word- Al Q****, it is connected to EV*** in some way or the other!




It is an enemy even deadlier than decaying rat carcasses

acdcfanbill
07-22-2004, 08:47 AM
www.realultimatepower.net :) best ninja site ever. warning, i dont remimber if theres anything adult oriented, but i dont think so.

IG-64
07-22-2004, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by acdcfanbill
www.realultimatepower.net :) best ninja site ever. warning, i dont remimber if theres anything adult oriented, but i dont think so.

*slap* wake up!

Astrotoy7
07-22-2004, 09:34 AM
Originally posted by acdcfanbill
www.realultimatepower.net :) best ninja site ever. warning, i dont remimber if theres anything adult oriented, but i dont think so.

hmmm...you must have "supermod skim reading syndrome"

mtfbwya

Sam Fisher
07-22-2004, 10:10 AM
Yesss.... I'm gonna have to do that... need camera though... *Goes looking for one*

Pie™
07-22-2004, 10:18 AM
http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/Picture_15.jpg

Booyah, behold the rockin' ninja :D

--ZeeMan--
07-22-2004, 10:55 AM
*sigh* some people need professional help

tFighterPilot
07-22-2004, 10:59 AM
They told me that ninjas don't wear gray

http://server6.uploadit.org/files/tFighterPilot-ninjablue.JPG

Pie™
07-22-2004, 11:17 AM
http://img14.photobucket.com/albums/v42/MMMPIE/Picture_23.jpg

Up yours, Obes! :evil1:

:p

tFighterPilot
07-22-2004, 11:57 AM
Since we all love lightsabers so much

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/8273/ninjalightsaber.jpg

Sabretooth
07-22-2004, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by tFighterPilot
Since we all love slightsabers so much

http://img46.exs.cx/img46/8273/ninjalightsaber.jpg

We like slightsabers?

tFighterPilot
07-22-2004, 12:46 PM
Originally posted by sabretooth
We like slightsabers? :o fixed

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 12:54 PM
My Ninja'ness > All your Ninja'ness. Firstly, The shirt I am wearing
http://img29.exs.cx/img29/3623/zeldashirt.jpg
Now, the shirt that shall become my ninja shroud
http://img29.exs.cx/img29/7531/Trogdord.jpg

And now, the final ninja
http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9282/Ninjad.jpg

<_<

>_>


NINJA!

Kain
07-22-2004, 01:23 PM
And ET gets owned by the image hosters.


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-22-2004, 01:31 PM
:rofl: :rofl:

I just got Mr. Bojangles into one...friggin hilarious. :D (By the way that is my pug dog)

Keeps trying to do a head stand to take it off though...

Now all I need is a kitana to tape to his leg and we'll be in business :lol:

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Kain
And ET gets owned by the image hosters.

Silence, lest I unleash my ninja rage upon you.

Alegis
07-22-2004, 01:54 PM
I got a pdf file somewhere that teaches you how to make paper shurikens, anyone interested?

Doomie
07-22-2004, 01:58 PM
Man, i checked out realultimatepower.net, and wow... This guys IQ points must be countable on one hand! Seriously, he thinks this crap is true! He saw a friggin god-damn movie and thought he knew all about it! He keeps blabbing on about sex, pirates with lasers, **** and guitars! He needs to get some serious help, man... I'm not kidding. He tore up a carpet and a chair because he may need glasses, just because he thinks ninjas do it all the time and he thinks it's cool. He's friggin ten years old! This is very, VERY disturbing... I feel dumber only reading it... there's no word to describe how stupid this is, because the civilization that would've needed such a word wouldn't have made it past the ice-age anyway...

EDIT: AAARGH! HE WROTE ALMOST THE EXACT SAME THING ABOUT HIPPOS! THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA KILL EITHER HIM OR MYSELF!


And we all know how much i love myself, so...

ANOTHER EDIT: THIS GUY HAD A LAWSUIT ON HIS PANTS! and: 'Afterward, he walked toward the exit, stopped, pulled down his pants and laid a log right right on the court room floor, and said "Now that's real ultimate power." Then he ran.'

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 02:13 PM
dude.....it's a joke....

*sigh* some people will just never get it.


I'm totally up for recieving a tutorial on paper shurikens!
et_warrior03@hotmail.com

:D

Doomie
07-22-2004, 02:19 PM
No really, this guy is serious about it. And he's hurting people with it. Read the hatemail. And he's very violent and aggressive, and thinks he can do everything because he's a ninja (Right...) this is not a joke, this is worse than supershadow...

EDIT: Omfg, that guy is the starwars kid! He's 'showing off his awesome bow staff skills!'

At least, i think he is, i only saw the first frame since my media player was acting up... will someone with a working one confirm this please?

Never mind that, he IS the starwars kid. I looked it up on another site on wich i knew they had it. (It still didn't work but the first frame was exactly the same) So the famous starwars kid didn't have anything to do with starwars at all... That one less insult for Starwarriors and one more for ninjas...

Pie™
07-22-2004, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
No really, this guy is serious about it. And he's hurting people with it. Read the hatemail. And he's very violent and aggressive, and thinks he can do everything because he's a ninja (Right...) this is not a joke, this is worse than supershadow...

EDIT: Omfg, that guy is the starwars kid! He's 'showing off his awesome bow staff skills!'

At least, i think he is, i only saw the first frame since my media player was acting up... will someone with a working one confirm this please? Please tell me you're kidding :rolleyes:

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 02:26 PM
it IS a joke, it's just that too many people are too dense to get it. It's HILARIOUS. I mean honestly, even if he DID think he was a ninja, why would he try to kill himself by eating a frisbee? It's just silly! And fun :D

*searches for frisbee*


Edit - Come on people, lets see more T-shirt ninjas in here!

Doomie
07-22-2004, 02:33 PM
I'm not kidding, it was all on his 'great site', really... and even more. I seriously feel like an idiot for reading that...

tFighterPilot
07-22-2004, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
it IS a joke, it's just that too many people are too dense to get it. It's HILARIOUS. I mean honestly, even if he DID think he was a ninja, why would he try to kill himself by eating a frisbee? It's just silly! And fun :D

*searches for frisbee*
That's our doomgiver ^_^

Do you remember the Star Wars Sexuality Thread at the Sliced Tauntaun? ;)

Doomie
07-22-2004, 02:54 PM
You bet he remembers! I don't take kindly to bad jokes. This retard needs help, i mean it! He's even affecting people with his stupidity (Much like fighter from 8-bit theater, go read it, it's fun!) nd insulting a lot of people. It got the attention from real Ninjitsu kinda guys (I don't think they were really ninjas, since there are only a few of them) and even the cops! He was sued by a concerned mother whose kids started kicking and destroying things after they visited his site, and he takes great pride in doing that stuff himself. He never even apoligized to the people that really know somehting about it, but instead called them 'stupid idiots' that need to shut up and 'pork' more girls... This is the worst example of a human being (though it hasn't been proven) and if aliens would kidnap him to study humankind, they would never return to earth (And hopefully take him with them...)

CapNColostomy
07-22-2004, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
You bet he remembers! I don't take kindly to bad jokes. This retard needs help, i mean it! He's even affecting people with his stupidity (Much like fighter from 8-bit theater, go read it, it's fun!) nd insulting a lot of people. It got the attention from real Ninjitsu kinda guys (I don't think they were really ninjas, since there are only a few of them) and even the cops! He was sued by a concerned mother whose kids started kicking and destroying things after they visited his site, and he takes great pride in doing that stuff himself. He never even apoligized to the people that really know somehting about it, but instead called them 'stupid idiots' that need to shut up and 'pork' more girls... This is the worst example of a human being (though it hasn't been proven) and if aliens would kidnap him to study humankind, they would never return to earth (And hopefully take him with them...)

I'm sorry, but I find that hillarious. Maybe you need to pork more girls to? lmao, j/k.

Doomie
07-22-2004, 03:16 PM
Ugh. Why do i even bother with you guys. Have you read ALL of that? And you're still not convinced that he's not a total retard? Than i think you both need help, i'm sorry to say this but in all my long life (thirteen years actually) I've never seen anything more stupid than this. At least supershadow made it seem real... He really believes it all! He's not kidding! He thinks he really is an expert ninja by watching movies! He said so enough.

EDIT: I have an idea! this guy has a forum and a guestbook. Sabretooth, Astrotoy, i hope you're with me on this one! 'Remeber the Ev***' like the texans used to say. Get out there and doo what you do best!


Talking about cheese, masturbation and smurf gangbangs all the time...

tFighterPilot
07-22-2004, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Ugh. Why do i even bother with you guys. Have you read ALL of that? And you're still not convinced that he's not a total retard? Than i think you both need help, i'm sorry to say this but in all my long life (thirteen years actually) I've never seen anything more stupid than this. Welcome to the internet!

www.zombo.com

Doomie
07-22-2004, 03:47 PM
Try again. That's not really stupid. I might actually find it funny if i wasn't so extremely pissed at this ass. He got hatemail from around the world, mostly people who really know something about ninjas and people whose younger family members got hurt/hurt others after they ahd been on his site. Hang this man i say. Good riddance.

legameboy
07-22-2004, 03:50 PM
On a slightly different note...

...here's a 1337 [_]|83|2 ]\[1]\[_|4 for ya. :xp:

http://www.freewebs.com/legameboy/Image055.txt

Oh, and I wanta tutorial on paper shurikens, Alegis!

sargykid@hotmail.com

Doomie
07-22-2004, 03:55 PM
Hrmph. You guys are clearly not taking this seriously enough. Read the hatemail. Read the ninja news. Read the entire friggen thing. This guy is a retard, even apart from the ninja stuff. He talks about sex all the time, he ****s in court, he tears up things when he only gets slightly agitated and shows no respect against any living being AT ALL.

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
This guy is a retard, even apart from the ninja stuff. He talks about sex all the time, he ****s in court, he tears up things when he only gets slightly agitated and shows no respect against any living being AT ALL.

That's because he is a.......
http://img29.exs.cx/img29/9282/Ninjad.jpg
NINJA!


HIIIIIIYA!

Doomie
07-22-2004, 04:34 PM
DON'T EVEN START, ET! Whatever he claims, he's not a ninja! I nkow this is a joke but it's a really bad joke, he has taken it too far, offended people, it affected his own already-retarded mind, he's a friggen terrorrist! Now it's only the small kids that beat up eachother after reading it, but it's like Supershadow! There are enough people that are actually as stupid as he is, read the guestbook. And once they are under his command, they will destoy sanity!

El Sitherino
07-22-2004, 04:50 PM
Doomgiver, there's one thing you must always remember, People are f*ckin retarded. :)

Doomie
07-22-2004, 04:59 PM
Well, i thoguht i'd seen everything after joining LF, but this... man...

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
I nkow this is a joke but it's a really bad joke, he has taken it too far, offended people, it affected his own already-retarded mind, he's a friggen terrorrist!


Phhhh, if people are offended because they're too stupid to take a joke, I hope they injure themselves doing something stupid. :p


And I don't think making a joke website constitutes terrorism :rolleyes:



edit - And, it's been bothering me, but in your sig doomgiver, it's spelled Duct tape;)

Doomie
07-22-2004, 05:15 PM
ET, i don't care how it's spelled. i just copied and pasted from a site k? And apparently, you don't recognize jokes when you see them either. Yes that was a joke. And yes, i nkow the ninja thing is a joke. but look at all the other things he's saying! 'left a log in court' 'Three wise ninjas gave baby jesus a guitar' 'tore up all the carpets and a chair in the tv room cause i may need glasses' the guy's a freak!

Oh and i'm not stupid.

EDIT: And change the friggin av back!

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 05:23 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
EDIT: And change the friggin av back!

I can't, I am..........NINJA!


I recognized that your sig was a joke, but it should still be spelled duct tape, regardless ;)


look at all the other things he's saying! 'left a log in court' 'Three wise ninjas gave baby jesus a guitar' 'tore up all the carpets and a chair in the tv room cause i may need glasses' the guy's a freak!
The guy's hilarious! :D

Doomie
07-22-2004, 05:26 PM
see? He already corrupted you!

acdcfanbill
07-22-2004, 05:56 PM
uh, i posted that link hours before it showed up... ;)


this isnt the supermod you're looking for... *waives hand*

move along with the ninjas

ET Warrior
07-22-2004, 06:04 PM
Come on, people with cameras, join the fun and become my T-shirt ninja bretheren! :D



Where is that tutorial Alegis? :p

Pie™
07-22-2004, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Come on, people with cameras, join the fun and become my T-shirt ninja bretheren! :D



Where is that tutorial Alegis? :p Weeee!!!

legameboy
07-22-2004, 07:14 PM
Woocheeneeka!!! Hiiiya!

CapNColostomy
07-22-2004, 07:22 PM
No offense, but I think people being offended by www.realultimatepower.net is far more retarded than any of the content there. I guess it just comes down to opinion. I find it funny. You don't. I don't think that means I need help. If anyone around here needs help, it might be you, Doomgiver. Seeing as how you have obvious anger issues. And yes, I've read every word posted at that site.

PS, I would love to see you go there an attempt something as lame as that Evula war crap. That guy may be retarded in your opinion, but I think he'd chew you up and spit you out. And it would be funny to watch.

Curt-Man
07-22-2004, 07:22 PM
i made myself a ninja ealier today, but i don't have a camera, but i am still a ninja! and that site, man doomgiver, you are taking that way too far, just calm down and put your t-shirt on your head ina ninja like fashion

BongoBob
07-22-2004, 10:28 PM
:rofl:

I made one...didn't look to good...just wait till i get my dads camera...

IG-64
07-22-2004, 10:49 PM
Hey Doomgiver:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares2.jpg
:xp:

Acrylic
07-22-2004, 10:54 PM
Originally posted by sabretooth
Sees thread

70% chance this thing is going to get :lock:

Dude, WTF? This is an awesome thread. What the hell are you thinking?

Kain
07-22-2004, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by IG-64
Hey Doomgiver:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares2.jpg

Werd. Get a sense of humor.


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Captain Wilson
07-22-2004, 11:30 PM
I dont like the loose terming of "retard" like here This retard needs help, i mean it! He's even affecting people with his stupidity . I know i carnt make any of you stop using it like that but i hope you do.



@topic: LOL

Darth Groovy
07-23-2004, 12:50 AM
A "tutorial" for t=shirt ninjas?!?!?

Doomgiver, You hijacked your own thread and made it into a crusade against a website. This holds the record as the worst thing I have ever had to post, get your thread back on topic, and please stop with the crusade.

BTW,



Darth Groovy (http://www.themanipulation.com/images/lightsabermod.jpg) > All your damn ninjas! :p

Acrylic
07-23-2004, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by Captain Wilson
I dont like the loose terming of "retard" like here . I know i carnt make any of you stop using it like that but i hope you do.


So? Dont read it if you dont like it.

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-23-2004, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by Captain Wilson
I dont like the loose terming of "retard" like here . I know i carnt make any of you stop using it like that but i hope you do.

Well the way they seem to be saying it is obviously to be bad.

But It isn't so far off, beause retard has many meanings

Originally posted by Dictionary.com
To cause to move or proceed slowly; delay or impede.

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

and of course:

Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person.

I don't like how they are using it, but hey most don't know any bettah ;). But I think 'special' should work just fine.



man am I good

If ya know what I mean

ZBomber
07-23-2004, 01:29 AM
Doomgiver, don't believe him. I'm really the Star Wars Kid.

Yes, I'm sorry I've been hiding this from all of you for so long now. But, Jed told me I was not allowed to tell anyone.

I am thinking about putting up a lawsuit aginst this guy for being an imposter. I'm the Star Wars kid. I am also SuperShadow, Spiderman, Bill Clinton, Boba Rhett, AND a Ninja.

...Don't tell anyone though!

ET Warrior
07-23-2004, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Darth Groovy (http://www.themanipulation.com/images/lightsabermod.jpg) > All your damn ninjas! :p

Phhh, stop bein a stick in the mud and get yourself T-shirt Ninja style'd :p

ET Warrior
07-23-2004, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Doomgiver, You hijacked your own thread and made it into a crusade against a website.

Ummmm.

<_<

>_>

I dont' know how to say this Groovs, but....this is Tfighterpilot's thread....not Doomgivers....;)

ZBomber
07-23-2004, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Ummmm.

<_<

>_>

I dont' know how to say this Groovs, but....this is Tfighterpilot's thread....not Doomgivers....;)

No, you see, Doomgiver is Tfighterpilot, and I am Tfighterpilot. ;)

ET Warrior
07-23-2004, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by Acrylic
Dude, WTF? This is an awesome thread. What the hell are you thinking?

Agreed, all we need is some more involvement...all these people thinking they're too good to become T-shirt ninjas :dozey:


Although....I don't think we've seen YOU in your Ninja shroud Acrylic :indif:

TiE23
07-23-2004, 02:55 AM
http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/100_.jpg
http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v123/Tie23/100_1.jpg

OMFG! I FREAKING BLEND INTO THE BACK ROUND!!! LOLOLOL
AHHH!!! MY NOSE ITCHES!
LoL

:-/

TiE

tFighterPilot
07-23-2004, 05:33 AM
Originally posted by ZBomber
No, you see, Doomgiver is Tfighterpilot, and I am Tfighterpilot. ;) I'm longing for the day this forum will evolve enough that you won't need to use that smiley.

Sabretooth
07-23-2004, 05:53 AM
You guys need serious help. How can you guys just dress up in screwed-up t-shirts and pretend to be ninjas showing everybody how 'secret' and 'ninja-like' you guys are. I mean get a hang, ET and legameboy are obssesed! ET has given up the title to Doomgiver! I mean, that is... ET, you've been king for a long time, you just gave it to doom?

You guys are so messed up here

Mex
07-23-2004, 06:03 AM
Originally posted by sabretooth
You guys need serious help. How can you guys just dress up in screwed-up t-shirts and pretend to be ninjas showing everybody how 'secret' and 'ninja-like' you guys are. I mean get a hang, ET and legameboy are obssesed! ET has given up the title to Doomgiver! I mean, that is... ET, you've been king for a long time, you just gave it to doom?

You guys are so messed up here

Pfft, and your posting in this thread too so WELCOME TO THE MESSED UP WORLD, BUB.

Heh, I would post a ninja picture but I don't have a camera.

Sivy
07-23-2004, 06:13 AM
er... ok,

doomgiver - the guy is not being serious. if you're taking it serious and you find it offensive then fine, don't go there.

sabretooth - if you don't find this amusing then thats up to you. just let the rest of us to get on with it. no one is making you view this thread.

Sabretooth
07-23-2004, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
EDIT: I have an idea! this guy has a forum and a guestbook. Sabretooth, Astrotoy, i hope you're with me on this one! 'Remeber the Ev***' like the texans used to say. Get out there and doo what you do best!


No problem! You go in first!


@Pal- "To win a land, you have to enter it." -A saying or proverb I once heard somewhere, doesn't matter, just came into my mind

tFighterPilot
07-23-2004, 06:51 AM
Oh sh1t, I think I broke the internet :o

Doomie
07-23-2004, 07:15 AM
Oh, cap'n, so i'm retarded because i think that someone that ****s in court and tears up stuff with no reason is, in fact, retarded? The reason that i get mad at this, is because i saw how he offended people greatly by it, and hurt people, physically and mentally. The fact that he doesn't give a damn and even tries to do it more, means he's not totally right in his head. Capiche?

@ groovy: My thread? look who made the thread! I didn't even join in with this crazy ninja hype. I hate it. Especially since everybody now follows that crazy Ronald Hamburger... I can't beleive they follow someone that talks about 'ninja's morphing into giant dicks porking babes that morph into giant vaginas'. Sheesh... I don't know how you can't find that sick. Ok, i suppose it's funny, in a sad kind of way, but look at him: he tried to eat risbees three times! for real!

Sabretooth
07-23-2004, 07:19 AM
Doom, you need to cool down a bit...


*calls mental hospital*

Doomie
07-23-2004, 07:30 AM
*calls mental hospital* Tell them to pick up a cetain Ronald Hamburger. And don't start about tolerance with me! I have reason enough to say what i'm saying. Go whine about tolerance to christians, who don't tolerate gay people. Gow hine about tolerance to the iraqi suicide bombers, who don't tolerate Americans. But don't whine against me untill you've done that.


In person.

Sabretooth
07-23-2004, 07:39 AM
Alright, Doom! Enough is Enough! You've gone too far. Sure this guys is nuts, but he is obviously joking. He kills people and stuff and nobody knows? How the **** do you think his website runs, then, huh? Get a hold on yourself! He doesn't even have a forum to storm into!

Doomie
07-23-2004, 07:49 AM
First: I never said he killed people, where'd you get that?
Second: he does heave a forum, when you click 'other' it shoudl eb there i believe. Look, the front page isn't the problem. I could laugh at it. but i read the hatemail, read about the lawsuit, that kinda thing. Then i realised this guy is just out tryign to hurt people, and that is wrong.


And by the way, you seem to think i'm a LOT more angry than i actually am...

EDIT: Alright, i''m pretty much calmed down now. Now i'll stop insulting him if you stop insulting me. Thoguh seriously, i don't understand why you defend him...

Sivy
07-23-2004, 08:15 AM
we're not defending him, we're trying to make you see that it's not real, it's a joke. even those MSN stories about his court case is are fake. i even doubt the hate mail is real after reading the one about a sniper.

i would have thought after the supershadow debate you would stop believing everything you read on the internet.

Lightsaberboy
07-23-2004, 08:47 AM
i have joined the group of people who are making their avs ninjas!

hi-yah!

ckcsaber
07-23-2004, 08:53 AM
Jesus, grow the **** up.


Get the **** out of the thread if you ******* hate it so much. All you're doing is

A) Ruining other users fun

B) Keeping at the top of the page by bumping it.


Sorry, but nobody gives a ***t whether or not you like a particular website, especially one that is supposed to be humorous. Your valiant effort to get people to hate this site is just making you look like an idiot.


Here.

*hands Doomgiver a basket filled with porn, goatse, tubgirl, and the harlequin fetus.*


As tFighterPilot said, Welcome to the internet.

Doomie
07-23-2004, 09:04 AM
Aargh, i see it's a joke, only not all of it is a joke! you msut also look at the facts... i said, i will stop this as soon as yous top insulting me. since you want me to stop saying what i want to say (free right of speech, only thign that saved the damn site) then you should also stop saying what you like. That's called justice...

Well, actually, it's called 'Doomgiver doesn't like to be proven wrong' but that doesn't matter now anyway...

legameboy
07-23-2004, 09:09 AM
I never knew this thread would fly to such high heights.

*sniffle*

Doom, all of it is a joke. The hatemail, the fake articles, everything. It's one huge joke that had make thousands laugh their asses off and has spawned hundreds of parodies. If this guy has done anything that you claimed he did, he would've been tracked down, had his website shut down, and he would've probobly be in court, jail, or probation.

This is all for sheer amusement.

Oh, and sabretooth, I am not obsessed with Ninjas, you too must realize that the T-shirt Ninja Cult Brotherhood, is just a joke. :xp:

Doomie
07-23-2004, 09:14 AM
Nobody can write so crappy on one side and so much better on the other. Nobody has so many different writing styles, or can fake them...

Again, thsi is called, i don't like being proven wrong. Is it all a joke? how is that even possible? And i'm pretty sure the hatemail's real. i totally understand how people can get offended by it. Ow alright, fine. *sigh*



I apoligize...

legameboy
07-23-2004, 09:20 AM
You better have...

:dozey:

Heh. :p

Doomie
07-23-2004, 09:28 AM
That would be great...

I can't beleive this was all a bad joke... now that's really a reason to get angry. And you guys palyed along all the time. Well played.... but i'm not gonna join in with the ninja craze.

Hey ET, look, i usurped your throne and took your title as the king of the swamp!


'Oh, you're the king? Well i didn't vote for you!'

Sabretooth
07-23-2004, 09:42 AM
That's much better, Doom!

*pats Doom*

:p

Doomie
07-23-2004, 09:43 AM
I'm so naive...

Sam Fisher
07-23-2004, 10:37 AM
Yep

Well, me and my bro are gonna go into our front yard and put these ninja masks on, (sitting in lawn chairs drinking coke) and put up a sign "NINJAS 4 EVER!"

Yeah, we'll have to get a pic too ^^

ET Warrior
07-23-2004, 10:44 AM
Last night I had some buds over and we played poker and I wore my ninja shroud the entire time.

I won too, so apparently ninjas are good at poker.

Sam Fisher
07-23-2004, 10:50 AM
Hehe, last night my cousin was over (hes over for a couple days) and me and my little bro, (2 year old, totally into the ninja stuff now) were into a craze at like... 12:00 PM, and it was dark... perfect for ninjas!

ZBomber
07-23-2004, 11:26 AM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
That would be great...

I can't beleive this was all a bad joke... now that's really a reason to get angry. And you guys palyed along all the time. Well played.... but i'm not gonna join in with the ninja craze.

Hey ET, look, i usurped your throne and took your title as the king of the swamp!


'Oh, you're the king? Well i didn't vote for you!'

You sure are an ignorant king. In fact, I feel like coming over to your house and using my l337 ninja skills to overthrow you and put ET, The l337 1337 king back in power!!!!


I'm longing for the day this forum will evolve enough that you won't need to use that smiley.

I concur.

Doomie
07-23-2004, 11:34 AM
Ofcourse i'm ignorant, it was one of my plans! King Steve is my hero! 'when i am the king of the swamp, i will be an ignorant king' i said to myself. So i won't listen to you and stay king. screw democracy. Only ninjas can save you now...


... shouldn't have said that, right?

ZBomber
07-23-2004, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Ofcourse i'm ignorant, it was one of my plans! King Steve is my hero! 'when i am the king of the swamp, i will be an ignorant king' i said to myself. So i won't listen to you and stay king. screw democracy. Only ninjas can save you now...


... shouldn't have said that, right?

Doesn't matter, there are already ninjas in your house! You cannot win!

Acrylic
07-23-2004, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by sabretooth
You guys need serious help. How can you guys just dress up in screwed-up t-shirts and pretend to be ninjas showing everybody how 'secret' and 'ninja-like' you guys are. I mean get a hang, ET and legameboy are obssesed! ET has given up the title to Doomgiver! I mean, that is... ET, you've been king for a long time, you just gave it to doom?

You guys are so messed up here

I wish I could ban you. :)

legameboy
07-23-2004, 02:42 PM
*sings Jimmy Soul's - If You Want to be Happy for the Rest of Your Life*

We all love each other here in the swamp! :D

Sabertooth, I'm not obsessed, psh, you try putting a t-shirt and wrapping on your head! It's way cooler than acting like Captian America while wearing briefs on your head. :xp:

RoxStar
07-23-2004, 03:27 PM
Bah. What I want is a good CS Mask tutorial that looks like my avatar.

Doomie
07-23-2004, 03:52 PM
Hehe, no, sabre, ET didn't give me his title, he gave it up and i took it while nobody was lookin'. But now it's against the law, because i'm your new... Swamp-dictator! Dun dun dun! I will rule with an iron (yet caring) fist!

... Only not too much, because there are still mods...

ZBomber
07-23-2004, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Doomgiver
Hehe, no, sabre, ET didn't give me his title, he gave it up and i took it while nobody was lookin'. But now it's against the law, because i'm your new... Swamp-dictator! Dun dun dun! I will rule with an iron (yet caring) fist!

... Only not too much, because there are still mods...

Hey, if you weren't a noob, that plan MIGHT have worked! :thumbsup:

Darth Groovy
07-23-2004, 06:29 PM
http://www.themanipulation.com/images/threadsucks.jpg

I warned you guys to get back on topic, but nobody listens.

Call the locksmith, i'm closing it down...:rolleyes:

Darth Groovy
07-23-2004, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Ummmm.

<_<

>_>

I dont' know how to say this Groovs, but....this is Tfighterpilot's thread....not Doomgivers....

I stand correct, I misread this in another post. Still closing it, because nobody is talking about t-shirt ninjas anymore, it's just turned into a bull**** argument over something that has little to nothing to do with the original topic. My Bad.

Darth Groovy
07-24-2004, 02:35 AM
Due to popular demand, i'm giving this thread one more shot. The T-shirt ninjas IS funny, but please stick to the subject this time. Next idiot that turns this thread into something else, get's it closed for good.

Last chance.

Jed
07-24-2004, 03:02 AM
Completely missed this entire thread, but I do love being a ninja.

Lightsaberboy
07-24-2004, 03:30 AM
alright so how many of us have ninja avs so far? we must increase our numbers!!
muahahahaahaha....

Jed
07-24-2004, 03:57 AM
And yes, for the record, my ninja hood is actually a pair of boxers.

Go me.

IG-64
07-24-2004, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by Lightsaberboy
alright so how many of us have ninja avs so far? we must increase our numbers!!
muahahahaahaha....

I will never change my av. NEVER! X|

Sabretooth
07-24-2004, 05:59 AM
Ok, I tried this ninja thing and decided, that wearing a white t-shirt that way on a sunny day will be comfortable, and block the sun!

Genius me!

Lord Blackadder
07-24-2004, 06:12 AM
I've sooooo missed all this! Moralistic views and entertaining ramblings... :D

Astrotoy7
07-24-2004, 07:25 AM
ugh! what's happenned to this thread !

I am not taking part in any attack on the ninja site, ninjas, although being pansies who wear black too much, are cooler that EV*** ever was... :D

RIP EV****'s swamp he he he


Jed so how does it feel to be evil at martial arts and sniff your own crotch at the same time ? :p

mtfbwya

Reb Starblazer
07-24-2004, 07:54 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7

Jed so how does it feel to be evil at martial arts and sniff your own crotch at the same time ? :p

mtfbwya

Interesting how he just says "a pair of boxers". I don't seem to remember him saying they were his boxers... :p


While I don't have a camera, I did see that tutorial as well as the real ultimate power website quite some time ago. I'm going to take a look around and see if my friends and I took a few pictures from that time. I seem to remember there being a one or two of us in our cool ninja hoods. And by cool, I mean totally awesome. :D

*yells "hiiii-yaaa", flips out and kills some people, then flys out of thread before Jed realizes what just happened.*

Astrotoy7
07-24-2004, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by Reb Starblazer
Interesting how he just says "a pair of boxers". I don't seem to remember him saying they were his boxers... :p


so you're saying Jed has become on of those dudes who gets off on smelling other peoples' underwear.... :p

mtfbwya

legameboy
07-24-2004, 10:27 AM
I can never fold the bottom and the top together as that tutorial showed... I can fold the top very well either... maybe I just need a better shirt. :p

Go Jeddeh! Ninjamasterazorasourazor! Rawr! ^_^

Sabretooth
07-24-2004, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Astrotoy7
RIP EV****'s swamp he he he


Maybe you can be honoured with the title 'Astro the RIPper!' hehehe

*thinks*

Maybe we can use the ninja squad to infiltrate other forums...


Uh, nothing, nothing...

Doomie
07-24-2004, 12:24 PM
how many ninjas have we got anyway? I saw ET, legameboy, and jed, and i believe another one but i forgot...

EDIT: it was pie!

EDIT: And lightsaberboy too?!

and whoever called me a noob (i thought zbomber) Will have a taste of the swamps fine military, that serves it's king with eternal loyalty!

As soon as i have it... Any sollicitors? It's a totally volunterily (sp?)job.

EDIT: TiE 23 too!?!?!? there are much more than i had anticipated...

Jed
07-24-2004, 01:35 PM
For the record, they are a clean pair of my boxers. :p

And yes, I think I look quite spiffy in it...:D

*pimpslaps Reb with ninja-speed*

Alegis
07-24-2004, 03:19 PM
Man, i checked out realultimatepower.net, and wow... This guys IQ points must be countable on one hand! Seriously, he thinks this crap is true! He saw a friggin god-damn movie and thought he knew all about it! He keeps blabbing on about sex, pirates with lasers, **** and guitars! He needs to get some serious help, man... I'm not kidding. He tore up a carpet and a chair because he may need glasses, just because he thinks ninjas do it all the time and he thinks it's cool. He's friggin ten years old! This is very, VERY disturbing... I feel dumber only reading it... there's no word to describe how stupid this is, because the civilization that would've needed such a word wouldn't have made it past the ice-age anyway...
http://www.third-core.org/alegis/creation/brokenglasses.jpg

Realultimatepower is hilarious. Stuff like that is funny. People who get upset about it are partybreakers unless fun is made with their comments. maddox is also hilarious. word of advice doom; unless it's the website of a psycho who really kills children, dont freak out anymore. Noone gives a damn and its only made fun of.
**** sorry for bumping that offtopic issue

Paper shuriken! (http://www.third-core.org/alegis/papershuriken.jpg) have fun killing people with it

And i now joined the cause of paint ninja since i dont have the foto thingy around

TiE23
07-24-2004, 05:32 PM
Can I be the Swamp Prince!? Please Please Please!
(And cool shuiriken) ^_^

TiE

Acrylic
07-24-2004, 07:26 PM
I'm the God of the swamp. ;)

acdcfanbill
07-24-2004, 08:05 PM
i'm a ninja disguised as a semi-normal human being.



*flips out and kills passerby*

Seph
07-24-2004, 10:18 PM
booga ooga, so am i check my avi...

Astrotoy7
07-25-2004, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by ZBomber
You sure are an ignorant king. In fact, I feel like coming over to your house and using my l337 ninja skills to overthrow you and put ET, The l337 1337 king back in power!!!!

I concur.

1337 Kings dont have geek watches, Richard III was 1337RoXXORRZ, did he have a geek watch.......

No.


I dont think Doom is ready to be king either, but ET has lost his way.....

mtfbwya

Darth Groovy
07-25-2004, 12:21 AM
I remember at the beginning of the year where all the swampies elected me Swamp President.

Remember this avatar and sig combo?

http://www.themanipulation.com/sigs/groovysig2.jpg

Acrylic
07-25-2004, 12:25 AM
Yeah, Groovy is pres.

So all the rest of you, STFU!

legameboy
07-25-2004, 12:26 AM
That's groovy, Groovy!

*votes for Groovy as President of the Swamp*

Darth Groovy
07-25-2004, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by legameboy
That's groovy, Groovy!

*votes for Groovy as President of the Swamp*

I'm guessing I was out getting drunk, having sex, or combinations of the two, ET Warrior invaded the swamp with a small squad of high tech hacking geeks, took over the swamp, and proclaimed himself king. Either that, or he's just under the dilussion that he is a fictional King. :p

legameboy
07-25-2004, 12:41 AM
Meh, who needs a king when you can have a president! :D

Erm, on-topic-wise, maybe we need a president ninja king instead of the other three... >_>

CapNColostomy
07-25-2004, 12:46 AM
Slightly OT, but hopefully not enough to close the thread again. I gotta say it cracks me up to see how many realultimatepower quotes are in peoples sigs. Hillarious.

legameboy
07-25-2004, 12:49 AM
It's the T-Shirt Ninja Revolution (specially designed to annoy Doomgiver). :lol:

Darth Groovy
07-25-2004, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by legameboy
It's the T-Shirt Ninja Revolution (specially designed to annoy Doomgiver). :lol:

That's not very nice.

Then again, neither am I. :)

Lightsaberboy
07-25-2004, 02:21 AM
ph34r da t-shirt ninjas!

hi-yah!

ET Warrior
07-25-2004, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
I'm guessing I was out getting drunk, having sex, or combinations of the two, ET Warrior invaded the swamp with a small squad of high tech hacking geeks, took over the swamp, and proclaimed himself king.

You got the entire story correct, except you didn't mention you had to buy the booze AND the women :xp:

And then the geeks took over while you were out buying a whore :p

Seph
07-25-2004, 02:31 AM
I cannot believe that there's this many pages on TSHIRT NINJAS*karate scream*

Sabretooth
07-25-2004, 03:30 AM
*blink blink*

Can I be the Emperor of the Swamp?
A Skaarj Emperor will be great!

tFighterPilot
07-25-2004, 08:37 AM
I proclaim my self the n00b that did the most influence on the swamp :D

(yes, I still see myself as a n00b here)

Doomie
07-25-2004, 08:42 AM
@ sabre: okay with me, most people don't agree with me anyway. BUT i wanna be right hand man, prime minister, dungeon master, Lord of the rings, Duke and baron of the swamp.

@ the ninjas: you're right, you guys are very annoying.

@ alegis: I'm past that now...

Darth Rythe
07-25-2004, 08:49 AM
WTF!

ITS A FORUM NOT A COUNTRY!

BTW: Groovy will always be president, and Rhett will Always be YOUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

*slowly walks out door*

BTW: Sabre, the whole EVula thing is over...

Alegis
07-25-2004, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by Doomgiver

@ alegis: I'm past that now... thats no excuse! you should still feel ashamed, every second you live. cursed till the 7th generation, you are

Doomie
07-25-2004, 08:54 AM
Pffff, you're not even a real ninja! Paint ninja! Why should i feel ashamed... I only felt ashamed for, like, three minutes. But then i became the new king of the swamp!

Astrotoy7
07-25-2004, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Jed
For the record, they are a clean pair of my boxers. :p

And yes, I think I look quite spiffy in it...:D



I still dont get it Jed, why'd you want to put your undies on your head, clean or not....it's not like t-shirts are a rare item.... :p

ah well, to each their own :D

As for "president groovy"....pfft ! that's all the world needs, another illegitimate president who thinks he rules the world..... :p

*runs with ninja speed*

mtfbwya

Doomie
07-25-2004, 10:26 AM
That's why i became king...

Sam Fisher
07-25-2004, 11:56 AM
I bow to no one.

MADD>uB<
07-27-2004, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
I gotta say it cracks me up to see how many realultimatepower quotes are in peoples sigs. Hillarious.

This kid is great . One of the funniest sites around. I love the "hate mail" section. One of the best parts is the fact that there are so many naive people who actually believe this is real.

ZBomber
07-27-2004, 12:49 AM
Off topic first! Doom.... it's not "duck tape".... it's "DUCT tape" rofl......

On-Topic - Expect me to be a ninja in TWO days! ;)

Darth Groovy
07-27-2004, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
You got the entire story correct, except you didn't mention you had to buy the booze AND the women :xp:

And then the geeks took over while you were out buying a whore :p

The "whore" was named ET Warrior!

:eek:

Originally posted by ZBomberior
On-Topic - Expect me to be a ninja in TWO days!

http://www.themanipulation.com/images/whoopdeedoo.jpg

Kain
07-27-2004, 01:18 AM
The site was good for a grin, but ya won't see ME dressed as a ninja! I went through that phase 10 years ago.


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Jed
07-27-2004, 01:24 AM
I went through that phase in two days.

Ninja is a thing of the past, fools. :p

ET Warrior
07-27-2004, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
The "whore" was named ET Warrior!

And you were out trying to purchase my skills for an evening.....Something you been meaning to tell us Groovs? :p

Darth Groovy
07-27-2004, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by Kain
The site was good for a grin, but ya won't see ME dressed as a ninja! I went through that phase 10 years ago.


Expand your Imagi-Nation

It was hip to be a Ninja when I was in grade school. "American Ninja" was the movie, and Michael Dudicoff was the big man on campus. My how that ever dropped below the radar over the years....lol!

:p

acdcfanbill
07-27-2004, 02:43 AM
awww man, american ninja ahhahaha! i forget which one it is, but hes on a beach and dozens of ninjas appear from no where, beach ninja's, BEWARE! Xp

Darth Groovy
07-27-2004, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by acdcfanbill
awww man, american ninja ahhahaha! i forget which one it is, but hes on a beach and dozens of ninjas appear from no where, beach ninja's, BEWARE! Xp

Remember a movie called "Pray For Death"? One of the best damn 80's Ninja movies I ever seen! :D

Astrotoy7
07-27-2004, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Remember a movie called "Pray For Death"? One of the best damn 80's Ninja movies I ever seen! :D

thats right ! MR POLICEMAN ! :p

mtfbwya

acdcfanbill
07-27-2004, 12:14 PM
i didnt see that one that i remimber, but i bet my buddy has/saw it. hes an even bigger bad movie fan than i am (he owns ever Death Wish DVD) ;)

Rad Blackrose
07-27-2004, 04:41 PM
Holy mother of retardation, so this is what you get when you cross a joke site, a bunch of ninja wannabes, and someone being an overzealous idiot?

Just for the record, while writing this post, I head-butt my dog so hard that we both screamed.

tFighterPilot
07-27-2004, 05:15 PM
I didn't know a dog can scream :eek:

Sabretooth
07-28-2004, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by Darth Rythe
BTW: Sabre, the whole EVula thing is over...


So is the French Revolution, but do we forget all about it? No, we don't

ZBomber
07-28-2004, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy




http://www.themanipulation.com/images/whoopdeedoo.jpg

Geez, is that ALL you can do?

Well, if you can't beat um, join um....

http://www.mrnick.binary9.net/images/1stfu.jpg

Nothin but <3 Groovy!

Curt-Man
07-29-2004, 07:26 PM
in the name of the t-shirt ninjas me and my friend are making a t-shirt ninja movie, to honour the mighty t-shirt ninjas, when i get it on my computer i'll post it.

tFighterPilot
07-29-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by Curt-Man
in the name of the t-shirt ninjas me and my friend are making a t-shirt ninja movie, to honour the mighty t-shirt ninjas, when i get it on my computer i'll post it. You have 666 posts! You are the devil!

*pours holy beer on Curt-Man*

RoxStar
07-29-2004, 08:44 PM
I was saving that holy beer for something. .. :(

Curt-Man
07-29-2004, 10:13 PM
aaahhh thank you, now i am 667(after this pist i'll be 668)

ET Warrior
07-29-2004, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Curt-Man
aaahhh thank you, now i am 667(after this pist i'll be 668)

Awesome! You've mastered addition! Your first grade teacher will be so proud :dozey: