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Icemaniax
07-25-2004, 03:51 AM
Out of sheer boredom awhile ago. a very long while ago. and I just found it when I was going through Documents. reeead.






The Assault Of The Ducks



Ducks; bluntly they are evil, sadistic and deceiving. They may look cute and innocent, but they are warrior ducks…studying us for there future assault on mankind. The Ducklings may look small fuzzy and cute, but they are actually small Warrior ducks incubated in what we “think” are eggs. When in all facts they are biological enhancement tubes. As for those cute rubber duckies you all love so much….I would stay away from them if I were you. They are UDSC (Unmanned Duck Spy Crafts) These watch us in the bath mostly. Taking still photos of our naked bodies and sending them to the main duck headquarters, where scientist ducks study them…learning our weaknesses. Preparing for their pre-emptive assaults before the big duck push.

When the ducks do attack, we will be physically defenseless against them. We think they are “cute” they will approach us, we will throw them bread and whatever else they like. Then when we turn our back they will attack us and make us their Human duck slaves. We’ll end up serving ducks for the rest of our lives, We could try a revolution, or rebellion. But it would be pointless. They will over power us. They’ll probably peck our eyes out if we try anything.

The ducks Pre-emptive assault we’ll be something like this.. They ducks will all get into the prime position. They will go to all power plants in America. Form up and wait for the international signal in the ducks mental communications network. Then when the signal comes they will sacrifice the inferior ducks into the power core to destroy all power. Cutting off our defensive weapons, and rendering all of our electric powered things useless. The people of the world would be upset and angry. Looking to something for comfort. They would all see these cute ducks approaching us and feel a loving warmth. I mean, why wouldn’t you feel warm if a cute lil ducky came to you. But in all fact.. the lil freak is going to turn you into his personal slave.

After our defensive things are gone, they will just get us. There’s no stopping the duck invasion. They will overwhelm us. The USA, the country that’s been through SO much. Will fall.. To something as little as…Ducks…. Not many people know the true nature of the duck. They just raise them and breed them….how does that sound? Do you raise ducks? If so, you are breeding a massively over powered war machine that will take your freedom. How does that make you feel? Well anyways. I just thought the people of the world should know there imminent doom.
Thank You and…Good Luck…


Written by,
Joshua B. D. Osburne {Ice}

CapNColostomy
07-25-2004, 03:56 AM
Shouldn't this thread be called "WTF O' The Week"?

Icemaniax
07-25-2004, 04:02 AM
-.-


I was bored

Sabretooth
07-25-2004, 04:26 AM
A quack time ago, in a quackaxy far, far away...

DUCK WARS

..............................



It is pretty cool!

Sam Fisher
07-27-2004, 06:26 PM
No no, it would be:

"If tehre were ducks and they got mad at each other, ther would be.... DUCK WARS!!!

Joetheeskimo
07-27-2004, 09:13 PM
Lol, how sober were you when you did this? :xp:

;)

Samuel Dravis
07-27-2004, 09:22 PM
Whoa, that sounds like quackery to me (please forgive the pun). :D

Mike Windu
07-28-2004, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by Sam Fisher
No no, it would be:

"If tehre were ducks and they got mad at each other, ther would be.... DUCK WARS!!!

omg!

Sam you are my new best pal for that Thumb Wars quote.

Copy that Swollen Ostrich :D

Master William
07-28-2004, 02:34 AM
LOL

Kain
07-28-2004, 02:35 AM
You're a sad and twisted little man...

...don't ever change.


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Icemaniax
07-28-2004, 03:13 AM
<insert what everyone said here>

1: no, I wasn't fully sober
2: it is meant to be humour ^^

Originally posted by Kain
You're a sad and twisted little man...

...don't ever change.


thanks for the compliment :):P

ET Warrior
07-28-2004, 03:44 AM
iceman87 has quacked :indif:


<_<



>_>



Everybody loves puns!

Kain
07-28-2004, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
iceman87 has quacked :indif:


<_<



>_>



Everybody loves puns!

*stares blankly for about 5 minutes*...!

Quacked! I get it thats a great one!

*gets slapped in back of head*

Hey...


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Alegis
07-28-2004, 08:28 AM
I wanted to write my bible once but i wasn't bored enough :P Also ther same kind of thing, paranoia about some animals...I'd write one where 'the saviour' writes everything down who will save us from the snails ( what we already know; they can hover,live in sewers (HQ), team-up with france, we need sheep)

SeleneRayne
07-29-2004, 12:25 AM
Nice ice!


AFLACK!!

ZBomber
07-29-2004, 12:36 AM
Are you sure ALL ducks are evil? Even the one in my room who told me she loved me? :(

Hey... I laughed. Good job. :D

jebbers
07-29-2004, 01:13 AM
my gramma has abouty 50+ ducks and geese....about 5 turkeys....15+ cats and 2 dogs....and a husband(my grampa! yay!)

i had a stiry like this once but it was about monkeys... if i remember the last line of the story..i think it was

In the beginning we spanked the monkey but, in the end the monkies will spank us.

lol :p :p

ZBomber
07-29-2004, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by jebbers
my gramma has abouty 50+ ducks and geese....about 5 turkeys....15+ cats and 2 dogs....and a husband(my grampa! yay!)

i had a stiry like this once but it was about monkeys... if i remember the last line of the story..i think it was



lol :p :p

I know thats it Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, I dunno what "story" it's from though.

Icemaniax
07-29-2004, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by jebbers
my gramma has abouty 50+ ducks and geese....about 5 turkeys....15+ cats and 2 dogs....and a husband(my grampa! yay!)


She's breeding the ultimate weapon! AIYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

jebbers
07-29-2004, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by ZBomber
I know thats it Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, I dunno what "story" it's from though.


its the story of my life.....a sad, lonesome, desperate life.....no i was thinking of it when i read about the ducks and it made me laff....

Tormey
07-29-2004, 03:06 AM
Roflol:p