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Mike Windu
07-25-2004, 07:37 PM
I was watching Episode I today, and it reminded me of some things that were left to chance. So I decided to make it into a forum game entitled "little things that would have changed the galaxy"

What you do is you alter something that would have a great effect on the rest of the Star Wars timeline.

Please, make it a smart change, no "darth maul gets run over by a pod racer" type responses.:rolleyes:

To start you off, here's mine.


Queen Amidala: I call for a vote of no confidence in Chancellor Valorum's leadership.

-weeks later-

Palpatine: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I WASN'T ELECTED CHANCELLOR?!

Have fun with this guys :)

Curt-Man
07-25-2004, 08:57 PM
anakin lost the pod race, qui gon and the crew stay behind to get brutally owned by darth maul, anakin also dies so no more darth vader, no more luke or leia, han stays frozen in carbonyte(sp), no leia in gold bikini(dang!)r2d2 never fihgts yoda becuase wouldprobably get sold to someone, 3 threepio never gets finished and so on and so forth.

manoman81
07-25-2004, 09:19 PM
What if Luke had stayed to finish his training? Han and Leia would have been captured. Han would be owned by Jabba a lot longer than he was. Leia would have most likely been killed. Luke would have been able to resist and take down Vader and the Emperor. But, the second Death Star would not have been destroyed.

Mike Windu
07-25-2004, 09:24 PM
I was thinking more of funny/witty one liners >_> kinda like a game <_<


Here's some more:

Boss Nass: "Life debt or no life debt, Binks stays here and dies!"

Obi-Wan: Well, I promised Qui-Gon I'd train this kid, but since the council seems so against it . . .

WE ARE LOSING DROIDS FAST!........ THERE GOES THE LAST ONE!

If R2-D2 were running Windows2000 and "locked up" just before getting the shield generator on-line.

-on the ship, finding a planet to land on-

Obi-Wan: Here, Master. Endor."

:D

TK-8252
07-25-2004, 09:40 PM
I wish the Imperial fleet would have shot C-3PO's and R2-D2's escape pod at the beginning of ANH, that way, Luke, Han, and Chewie would have never gotten into the Rebellion. <_< >_>

Tyrion
07-25-2004, 09:57 PM
What if Greedo shot first and got Han? :eek:

"This kid could fufill the Prophecy, he could bring balance to the force."

"There are more Jedi than Sith. You idiot, that kid will kill us all!"

Jed
07-25-2004, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion
What if Greedo shot first and got Han? :eek:

Don't open that can of worms, you jackass :p

_PerfectAgent_
07-25-2004, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion
What if Greedo shot first and got Han? :eek:
Han would have survived somehow and shot Greedo. :p

TiE23
07-25-2004, 10:26 PM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
WE ARE LOSING DROIDS FAST!........ THERE GOES THE LAST ONE!
:lol:

TiE

Mike Windu
07-25-2004, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by TK-8252
I wish the Imperial fleet would have shot C-3PO's and R2-D2's escape pod at the beginning of ANH, that way, Luke, Han, and Chewie would have never gotten into the Rebellion. <_< >_>


"Pod shows no sign of life."

"Shoot it anyway."

:xp:

Curt-Man
07-25-2004, 10:52 PM
Vader: "no, i am your father"
Luke: " oh, ok sweet lets kick some ass!"

what if yoda left the pillar to crush obi and anakin?


Lieia: " r2! get dponw here!"
threepio: " going? wh--BOOM!!

what if obi actually tried to kill vader?

Mike Windu
07-25-2004, 10:56 PM
"The hyperdrive is leaking, we need to install the BACKUP "



:D

Cheech Marin
07-25-2004, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by TK-8252
I wish the Imperial fleet would have shot C-3PO's and R2-D2's escape pod at the beginning of ANH, that way, Luke, Han, and Chewie would have never gotten into the Rebellion. <_< >_>

Yep, then all your stormtrooper buddies wouldn't have gotten totally owned. :D

TK-8252
07-25-2004, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Cheech Marin
Yep, then all your stormtrooper buddies wouldn't have gotten totally owned. :D

:dozey:

http://ascendancy.net/tribalwar/owned9.jpg

Curt-Man
07-25-2004, 11:40 PM
hahah! thats wicked

Hiroki
07-26-2004, 12:22 AM
*Palpatine* "Good, good. Now strike your father down, and take his place at my side!"

*Luke* No...I...Ah what the hell am I doing?! It is your fault that I'm such a whiney ass brat! I mean..."You are inside me, torturing me!" Gah! Just die you corny ass excuse for a Sith Lord!" Luke strikes him down...

Acrylic
07-26-2004, 01:13 AM
I love that pic.

Astrotoy7
07-26-2004, 02:54 AM
Originally posted by Mike Windu
"The hyperdrive is leaking, we need to install the BACKUP "

:D

or alternately, in the version endorsed by Miscrosoft

"The hyperdrive is leaking, lucky we're running XP pro sp2, we can use a system restore point to just before we left naboo.....

*clicks "restore"*

*hyperdrive computer crashes*

Dang !"

:p

mtfbwya

Doomie
07-26-2004, 06:13 AM
*sigh* wish i knew any...

EDIT: how about...

Vader: 'Where are the plans?'
Captain Antilles: 'In that stupid little astromech! Let go already!'

EDIT: or...

Ben's ghost: Use the force, luke!
*Luke fires proton torpedoes at the death star shaft*
Luke: 'Rats, i missed. Anyone else still got torpedoes?'

Black Knight of Keno
07-26-2004, 07:07 AM
What if Anakin or Palpatine(a.k.a. Darth Sidious) wouldn't have born :p

obi
07-26-2004, 09:51 AM
Cool thread :D

"I'd rather kiss a wookie!"

*leia grabs Chewbacca, kisses him, falls instantly in love with him and they have little half-human half-wookie babies*


"There's too many of them!"

'You're right! Let's get the Heck out of here!' *Rebel Forces retreat like little girls*

:D

Black Knight of Keno
07-26-2004, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
"I'd rather kiss a wookie!"

*leia grabs Chewbacca, kisses him, falls instantly in love with him and they have little half-human half-wookie babies*

So that's how the first Ewok's were born :D

Doomie
07-26-2004, 11:57 AM
Luke (in ewok village): 'threepio, tell them you will use your magic if they won't stop!'

*Luke rises C3PO into the air, Ewoks are scared as hell*

Ewoks (translated): 'He angry, now we really have to hurry up the sacrifices!'

*chop. chop. chop.* End of story...

ET Warrior
07-26-2004, 06:57 PM
Emperor: "Now you will witness the power of this fully functional battle station!"

*Loud popping noise*

Tech Guy: "Ummm, Emperor....the uh....laser is broken....I dont think it's going to fire..."

Emperor: "What the? They said it was working!"

Tech Guy: "I know, but we never really tested it, we just sort of assumed....."

Emperor: "....****."

Mike Windu
07-26-2004, 07:30 PM
Here's some more funny ones from me list:

Ascension guns!

Um... we stopped issuing those out after your last round of budget cuts milady...

Watto: "..speaking of which...howse de gonna pay for all this?" Qui-gon (igniting lightsaber): "Pay?"

"Oh My! A come from behind victory from Sebulba!"



:D

obi
07-26-2004, 08:03 PM
"That's no moon...that's a....a.....strip....bar?"

:D

ET Warrior
07-26-2004, 09:44 PM
"No. I am your father"

"That's not true, that's impossible!"

"I know, but wouldn't it be weird if I was?"

Tyrion
07-26-2004, 09:58 PM
When Luke's snowspeeder was downed on Hoth.

"Comon, where's the blasted lightsaber. I know it's somewhere around here...I sure do lose it often- hey, there's a big giant metal leg...SHI-"

ET Warrior
07-26-2004, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion
When Luke's snowspeeder was downed on Hoth.

"Comon, where's the blasted lightsaber. I know it's somewhere around here...I sure do lose it often- hey, there's a big giant metal leg...SHI-"

*SQUISH*




:D

Troopr-Undr-Fir
07-26-2004, 10:13 PM
I think CAD said it best:

http://www.imageuploader.net/images/74359720040319.jpg

:emodanc:

EDIT: Or this one:

http://www.imageuploader.net/images/41363420031029.jpg

EDIT ONCE AGAIN: Heh, CAD is the best:

http://www.imageuploader.net/images/31998320030707.jpg

TK-8252
07-26-2004, 10:50 PM
LOL at the middle one! :lol:

Kain
07-26-2004, 11:04 PM
CtrlAltDel pwns.

How about...

*Luke gets knocked out by Sandpeople*
*Ben comes running up roaring*
*Sandpeople shoot him dead*
*Artoo gets scrapped and Threepio gets turned into that old card of him(if ya catch my drift)*

Hehehe...


Expand your Imagi-Nation

Mike Windu
07-26-2004, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
"That's no moon...that's a....a.....strip....bar?"

:D

That's no moon...


"Oh sorry let me hike these pants up"

Thumb Wars is awesome.